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xXJigsaw23Xx
IS what she said.

THISISAMEDAL
2007 Oct 21 • 912
41 ₧
OK theres a couple who are having sex problems so the wife goes to the doctor and tells him about thier troubles. He gives her pills for the husbamd and he starts to take them more and more everyday bout a month later the doctor calls to check up on them. thier son answers the phone and the doctor says can i talk to your mom son. the son says..Well actually my moms dead my sister is pregnant my ass hurts and dads standing at the tree outside saying here kitty kitty kitty
But even then, I had my honor. The largest Banora White tree grew on a wealthy man's estate. It was rumored, that those apples tasted the best, but I never stole from that tree, because the wealthy man's son, was my friend...
 
 
 
2008 Jul 13 at 11:42 PDT
Fluffy Turtle

2008 Jul 7 • 5
WT??that was really funny haha
shoot me once shame on you shoot me again....well i doubt you will cause ill already be dead!!!!
 
 
 
2008 Jul 13 at 12:22 PDT
xXJigsaw23Xx
IS what she said.

THISISAMEDAL
2007 Oct 21 • 912
41 ₧
Lil Johney comes home from school a little upset, so his mom asks him whats the matter? Johney says that all the kids in school are talking about fucking and he don
But even then, I had my honor. The largest Banora White tree grew on a wealthy man's estate. It was rumored, that those apples tasted the best, but I never stole from that tree, because the wealthy man's son, was my friend...
 
 
 
2008 Jul 13 at 13:38 PDT — Ed. 2008 Jul 13 at 13:41 PDT
xXJigsaw23Xx
IS what she said.

THISISAMEDAL
2007 Oct 21 • 912
41 ₧
Little Johnny is taking a shower with his mother and says, "Mom, what are those things on your chest!?" Unsure of how to reply, she tells Johnny to ask his dad at breakfast tomorrow, quite certain the matter would be forgotten.

Johnny didn't forget. The following morning he asked his father the same question. His father, always quick with the answers, says, "Why Johnny, those are balloons. When your mommy dies, we can blow them up and she'll float to heaven." Johnny thinks that's neat and asks no more questions.

A few weeks later, Johnnys' dad comes home from work a few hours early. Johnny runs out of the house crying hysterically, "Daddy! Daddy! Mommy's dying!!" His father says, "Calm down son! Why do you think Mommy's dying?" "Uncle Harry is blowing up Mommys' balloons and she's screaming, "Oh God, I'm coming!"
But even then, I had my honor. The largest Banora White tree grew on a wealthy man's estate. It was rumored, that those apples tasted the best, but I never stole from that tree, because the wealthy man's son, was my friend...
 
 
 
2008 Jul 13 at 13:43 PDT
SolidKAYOS
Count Adelaide

Roar Of The Tigress Medal
2007 Jun 24 • 84
68 ₧
I love little Johnny. lmfao.
Make awkward sexual advances, not war.
Down Rodeo said:
Dammit, this was the one place that didn't have this, but noooooo, molkman pisses all over that
 
 
 
2008 Jul 13 at 16:27 PDT
SRAW
Rocket Man

2007 Nov 6 • 2525
601 ₧
cant say fluffly turtles havokk..
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2008 Jul 13 at 23:04 PDT
xXJigsaw23Xx
IS what she said.

THISISAMEDAL
2007 Oct 21 • 912
41 ₧
NO cause i made that account and its the account I made for a friend!!! he gets on more than i thought he would though
But even then, I had my honor. The largest Banora White tree grew on a wealthy man's estate. It was rumored, that those apples tasted the best, but I never stole from that tree, because the wealthy man's son, was my friend...
 
 
 
2008 Jul 13 at 23:08 PDT — Ed. 2008 Jul 13 at 23:08 PDT
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Rocket Man

2007 Nov 6 • 2525
601 ₧
so havokk is ur fellow final fantasy geek friend?
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2008 Jul 13 at 23:09 PDT
xXJigsaw23Xx
IS what she said.

THISISAMEDAL
2007 Oct 21 • 912
41 ₧
No hes more of a FFF than me really to tell yoyu the truth ive pretty much stopped playin games all together i do other stuff now but i addmit i still get on from time to time
But even then, I had my honor. The largest Banora White tree grew on a wealthy man's estate. It was rumored, that those apples tasted the best, but I never stole from that tree, because the wealthy man's son, was my friend...
 
 
 
2008 Jul 13 at 23:11 PDT
SRAW
Rocket Man

2007 Nov 6 • 2525
601 ₧
hey ur signature is Jamie from MythbusterS!!
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2008 Jul 13 at 23:12 PDT
xXJigsaw23Xx
IS what she said.

THISISAMEDAL
2007 Oct 21 • 912
41 ₧
YEa i watch it all the time man ....AWESOME show in my opinion!
But even then, I had my honor. The largest Banora White tree grew on a wealthy man's estate. It was rumored, that those apples tasted the best, but I never stole from that tree, because the wealthy man's son, was my friend...
 
 
 
2008 Jul 13 at 23:14 PDT
SRAW
Rocket Man

2007 Nov 6 • 2525
601 ₧
zzz
btw which FF games u played?

i played
FF7
FF9
FF:Advance Tactics

BTW FF9 THAN FF7!!!
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2008 Jul 13 at 23:17 PDT
xXJigsaw23Xx
IS what she said.

THISISAMEDAL
2007 Oct 21 • 912
41 ₧
FF2
FF8
FF9
FF10
FFXI
FFXII
But even then, I had my honor. The largest Banora White tree grew on a wealthy man's estate. It was rumored, that those apples tasted the best, but I never stole from that tree, because the wealthy man's son, was my friend...
 
 
 
2008 Jul 13 at 23:23 PDT
SRAW
Rocket Man

2007 Nov 6 • 2525
601 ₧
whoa u didnt play

FF7?? the most famous?
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2008 Jul 13 at 23:24 PDT
xXJigsaw23Xx
IS what she said.

THISISAMEDAL
2007 Oct 21 • 912
41 ₧
a never could get into story and when i did the game froze so i sayd screw it cause i wasnt starting from beginin again
But even then, I had my honor. The largest Banora White tree grew on a wealthy man's estate. It was rumored, that those apples tasted the best, but I never stole from that tree, because the wealthy man's son, was my friend...
 
 
 
2008 Jul 13 at 23:25 PDT
SRAW
Rocket Man

2007 Nov 6 • 2525
601 ₧
Free Steam Games
 
 
 
2008 Jul 13 at 23:26 PDT
xXJigsaw23Xx
IS what she said.

THISISAMEDAL
2007 Oct 21 • 912
41 ₧
WTF MAN
But even then, I had my honor. The largest Banora White tree grew on a wealthy man's estate. It was rumored, that those apples tasted the best, but I never stole from that tree, because the wealthy man's son, was my friend...
 
 
 
2008 Jul 13 at 23:40 PDT
SRAW
Rocket Man

2007 Nov 6 • 2525
601 ₧
"""^^^^^^^^^^^^| |
| SEXY TRUCK | '|""";.., __.
|_..._...______===|==|__|..., ] |
"(@ )'(@ )""""*|(@ )(@ )*****(@

like i cant google for ascii art..
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2008 Jul 13 at 23:43 PDT
SolidKAYOS
Count Adelaide

Roar Of The Tigress Medal
2007 Jun 24 • 84
68 ₧
Thats not the fucking point.Its that he took the time to find it.

Do you seriously think he made up those jokes!?
Make awkward sexual advances, not war.
Down Rodeo said:
Dammit, this was the one place that didn't have this, but noooooo, molkman pisses all over that
 
 
 
2008 Jul 14 at 03:00 PDT
eDan Co.
Mighty Typist

Real Live Hands-On Rabbi Medal
Consolation Medal
2007 Sep 24 • 2921
252 ₧
It's not Jamie, it's Adam Savage.
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2008 Jul 14 at 03:09 PDT
SolidKAYOS
Count Adelaide

Roar Of The Tigress Medal
2007 Jun 24 • 84
68 ₧
Yes Jigsaw played FF7 he just never....got to the second disc.He never even read the story.He just played it through till midgar in a day with me beside him.

Ive played

FFVII
FFVIII
FFIX
FFX
FFX-2
FFXI
FFXII
FF:Tatics

and a tiny bit of FFIII

EDIT: Jigsaw you havent played FFXI yet.
Make awkward sexual advances, not war.
Down Rodeo said:
Dammit, this was the one place that didn't have this, but noooooo, molkman pisses all over that
 
 
 
2008 Jul 14 at 03:11 PDT — Ed. 2008 Jul 14 at 03:12 PDT
xXJigsaw23Xx
IS what she said.

THISISAMEDAL
2007 Oct 21 • 912
41 ₧
Havokk Edge said:
Yes Jigsaw played FF7 he just never....got to the second disc.He never even read the story.He just played it through till midgar in a day with me beside him.

Ive played

FFVII
FFVIII
FFIX
FFX
FFX-2
FFXI
FFXII
FF:Tatics

and a tiny bit of FFIII

EDIT: Jigsaw you havent played FFXI yet.


I meant X2
and ive played FFII or some

and by the way yes i know its adam i just didnt wanna think at two in the mornin
But even then, I had my honor. The largest Banora White tree grew on a wealthy man's estate. It was rumored, that those apples tasted the best, but I never stole from that tree, because the wealthy man's son, was my friend...
 
 
 
2008 Jul 14 at 06:47 PDT — Ed. 2008 Jul 14 at 06:48 PDT
eDan Co.
Mighty Typist

Real Live Hands-On Rabbi Medal
Consolation Medal
2007 Sep 24 • 2921
252 ₧
At least that stupid game teaches you to count to 5,000 in Roman Numerals.
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2008 Jul 14 at 07:30 PDT
xXJigsaw23Xx
IS what she said.

THISISAMEDAL
2007 Oct 21 • 912
41 ₧
Yeash it does
But even then, I had my honor. The largest Banora White tree grew on a wealthy man's estate. It was rumored, that those apples tasted the best, but I never stole from that tree, because the wealthy man's son, was my friend...
 
 
 
2008 Jul 14 at 07:42 PDT
aaronjer
*****'n Admin

Comrade General 5-Star
2005 Mar 21 • 4938
1,227 ₧
You don't have to use numerals you know. I could go like this:

"I've played 1, 4, 5, 6, 7, 9 and Tactics."

Tactics was BY FAR the best one. Which is kinda funny, because it was made by the Ogre Battle people and really had nothing to do with Square at all.
 
 
 
2008 Jul 14 at 10:50 PDT
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