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OK theres a couple who are having sex problems so the wife goes to the doctor and tells him about thier troubles. He gives her pills for the husbamd and he starts to take them more and more everyday bout a month later the doctor calls to check up on them. thier son answers the phone and the doctor says can i talk to your mom son. the son says..Well actually my moms dead my sister is pregnant my ass hurts and dads standing at the tree outside saying here kitty kitty kitty
But even then, I had my honor. The largest Banora White tree grew on a wealthy man's estate. It was rumored, that those apples tasted the best, but I never stole from that tree, because the wealthy man's son, was my friend...
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2008 Jul 13 at 19:22 UTC
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Lil Johney comes home from school a little upset, so his mom asks him whats the matter? Johney says that all the kids in school are talking about fucking and he don
But even then, I had my honor. The largest Banora White tree grew on a wealthy man's estate. It was rumored, that those apples tasted the best, but I never stole from that tree, because the wealthy man's son, was my friend...
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2008 Jul 13 at 20:38 UTC
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Little Johnny is taking a shower with his mother and says, "Mom, what are those things on your chest!?" Unsure of how to reply, she tells Johnny to ask his dad at breakfast tomorrow, quite certain the matter would be forgotten.
Johnny didn't forget. The following morning he asked his father the same question. His father, always quick with the answers, says, "Why Johnny, those are balloons. When your mommy dies, we can blow them up and she'll float to heaven." Johnny thinks that's neat and asks no more questions.
A few weeks later, Johnnys' dad comes home from work a few hours early. Johnny runs out of the house crying hysterically, "Daddy! Daddy! Mommy's dying!!" His father says, "Calm down son! Why do you think Mommy's dying?" "Uncle Harry is blowing up Mommys' balloons and she's screaming, "Oh God, I'm coming!"
But even then, I had my honor. The largest Banora White tree grew on a wealthy man's estate. It was rumored, that those apples tasted the best, but I never stole from that tree, because the wealthy man's son, was my friend...
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2008 Jul 13 at 20:43 UTC
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I love little Johnny. lmfao.
Make awkward sexual advances, not war. Down Rodeo said: Dammit, this was the one place that didn't have this, but noooooo, molkman pisses all over that 
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2008 Jul 13 at 23:27 UTC
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Rocket Man
2007 Nov 6 • 2525
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cant say fluffly turtles havokk..
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2008 Jul 14 at 06:04 UTC
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NO cause i made that account and its the account I made for a friend!!! he gets on more than i thought he would though
But even then, I had my honor. The largest Banora White tree grew on a wealthy man's estate. It was rumored, that those apples tasted the best, but I never stole from that tree, because the wealthy man's son, was my friend...
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2008 Jul 14 at 06:08 UTC
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Rocket Man
2007 Nov 6 • 2525
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so havokk is ur fellow final fantasy geek friend?
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2008 Jul 14 at 06:09 UTC
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No hes more of a FFF than me really to tell yoyu the truth ive pretty much stopped playin games all together i do other stuff now but i addmit i still get on from time to time
But even then, I had my honor. The largest Banora White tree grew on a wealthy man's estate. It was rumored, that those apples tasted the best, but I never stole from that tree, because the wealthy man's son, was my friend...
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2008 Jul 14 at 06:11 UTC
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Rocket Man
2007 Nov 6 • 2525
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hey ur signature is Jamie from MythbusterS!!
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2008 Jul 14 at 06:12 UTC
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YEa i watch it all the time man ....AWESOME show in my opinion!
But even then, I had my honor. The largest Banora White tree grew on a wealthy man's estate. It was rumored, that those apples tasted the best, but I never stole from that tree, because the wealthy man's son, was my friend...
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2008 Jul 14 at 06:14 UTC
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Rocket Man
2007 Nov 6 • 2525
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zzz
btw which FF games u played?
i played
FF7
FF9
FF:Advance Tactics
BTW FF9 THAN FF7!!!
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2008 Jul 14 at 06:17 UTC
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FF2
FF8
FF9
FF10
FFXI
FFXII
But even then, I had my honor. The largest Banora White tree grew on a wealthy man's estate. It was rumored, that those apples tasted the best, but I never stole from that tree, because the wealthy man's son, was my friend...
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2008 Jul 14 at 06:23 UTC
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Rocket Man
2007 Nov 6 • 2525
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whoa u didnt play
FF7?? the most famous?
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2008 Jul 14 at 06:24 UTC
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a never could get into story and when i did the game froze so i sayd screw it cause i wasnt starting from beginin again
But even then, I had my honor. The largest Banora White tree grew on a wealthy man's estate. It was rumored, that those apples tasted the best, but I never stole from that tree, because the wealthy man's son, was my friend...
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2008 Jul 14 at 06:25 UTC
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2007 Nov 6 • 2525
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2008 Jul 14 at 06:26 UTC
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WTF MAN
But even then, I had my honor. The largest Banora White tree grew on a wealthy man's estate. It was rumored, that those apples tasted the best, but I never stole from that tree, because the wealthy man's son, was my friend...
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2008 Jul 14 at 06:40 UTC
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Rocket Man
2007 Nov 6 • 2525
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"""^^^^^^^^^^^^| |
| SEXY TRUCK | '|""";.., __.
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"(@ )'(@ )""""*|(@ )(@ )*****(@
like i cant google for ascii art..
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2008 Jul 14 at 06:43 UTC
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Thats not the fucking point.Its that he took the time to find it.
Do you seriously think he made up those jokes!?
Make awkward sexual advances, not war. Down Rodeo said: Dammit, this was the one place that didn't have this, but noooooo, molkman pisses all over that
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2008 Jul 14 at 10:00 UTC
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eDan Co.
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2007 Sep 24 • 2921
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It's not Jamie, it's Adam Savage.
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2008 Jul 14 at 10:09 UTC
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Yes Jigsaw played FF7 he just never....got to the second disc.He never even read the story.He just played it through till midgar in a day with me beside him.
Ive played
FFVII
FFVIII
FFIX
FFX
FFX-2
FFXI
FFXII
FF:Tatics
and a tiny bit of FFIII
EDIT: Jigsaw you havent played FFXI yet.
Make awkward sexual advances, not war. Down Rodeo said: Dammit, this was the one place that didn't have this, but noooooo, molkman pisses all over that
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2008 Jul 14 at 10:11 UTC
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Havokk Edge said: Yes Jigsaw played FF7 he just never....got to the second disc.He never even read the story.He just played it through till midgar in a day with me beside him.
Ive played
FFVII
FFVIII
FFIX
FFX
FFX-2
FFXI
FFXII
FF:Tatics
and a tiny bit of FFIII
EDIT: Jigsaw you havent played FFXI yet.
I meant X2
and ive played FFII or some
and by the way yes i know its adam i just didnt wanna think at two in the mornin
But even then, I had my honor. The largest Banora White tree grew on a wealthy man's estate. It was rumored, that those apples tasted the best, but I never stole from that tree, because the wealthy man's son, was my friend...
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2008 Jul 14 at 13:47 UTC
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eDan Co.
Mighty Typist
2007 Sep 24 • 2921
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At least that stupid game teaches you to count to 5,000 in Roman Numerals.
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Yeash it does
But even then, I had my honor. The largest Banora White tree grew on a wealthy man's estate. It was rumored, that those apples tasted the best, but I never stole from that tree, because the wealthy man's son, was my friend...
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aaronjer
*****'n Admin
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You don't have to use numerals you know. I could go like this:
"I've played 1, 4, 5, 6, 7, 9 and Tactics."
Tactics was BY FAR the best one. Which is kinda funny, because it was made by the Ogre Battle people and really had nothing to do with Square at all.
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??that was really funny haha
