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Make up your own Jingle-Bells SONG!
Must rhyme at first...
I'll start..Yes I know its stupid...
Jingle-bells Woman yells moaning all the way.Oh how fine she is to ride on a one horse open hole...HEY!
Make awkward sexual advances, not war. Down Rodeo said: Dammit, this was the one place that didn't have this, but noooooo, molkman pisses all over that 
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Down Rodeo
Cap'n Moth of the Firehouse
2007 Oct 19 • 5486
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Jingle bells, I hear death knells;
He's here to take you away!
Oh what fun it is to die on a great day like today!
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2008 Mar 4 at 18:17 UTC
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That was good....my sucked ass...I did say mine was stupid :)
Make awkward sexual advances, not war. Down Rodeo said: Dammit, this was the one place that didn't have this, but noooooo, molkman pisses all over that
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2008 Mar 4 at 18:22 UTC
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Down Rodeo
Cap'n Moth of the Firehouse
2007 Oct 19 • 5486
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Hey, whatever. I was listening to some nice music at the time, oddly enough. Guess I felt I needed to bring the tone down.
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2008 Mar 4 at 18:41 UTC
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lmao
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2008 Mar 4 at 18:44 UTC
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Jingle bells, your ass smells,
please go wipe your butt,
oh, what died inside your ass and rotted out your gut?
 Merry Xristmas
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2008 Mar 5 at 01:15 UTC
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Down Rodeo
Cap'n Moth of the Firehouse
2007 Oct 19 • 5486
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superjer said: Jingle bells, your ass smells,
please go wipe your butt,
oh, what died inside your ass and rotted out your gut?
Classy stuff :p
Jingle Bells, I like rappels,
Climbing up buildings!
Should you then fall you know it's gonna really $&*%ing sting!
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2008 Mar 5 at 02:28 UTC
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that's it superjer wins ! thats its better then the original ^_^
jingle bells , my mom yells !
im stayin up to 4am
oh what fun it is to write in the middle of the night !
yeah i know it sucks ... no comment !
Wtf is that ? its a bird ! no its a plane ! amm maybe its a plastic bag . NO ! its SUPERJER ! the greatest super hero ever!
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2008 Mar 5 at 10:26 UTC
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uhhhum
" Jingle Bombs "
by Ahmed the dead terrorist
Dashing through the sand
with a bomb strapped to my back.
I have a nasty plan
for Christmas in Iraq.
I got through checkpoint A,
but not through checkpoint B.
That's when I got shot in the ass
by the US Military...
[it's not funny!]
Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs
Mine blew up you see.
Where are all the virgins
that Bin Laden promised me?
Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs
U.S. soldiers shot me dead.
The only thing that I have left
is this towel up on my head.
I used to be a man,
but every time I cough,
thanks to Uncle Sam,
my nuts keep falling off.
My bombing days are done.
I need to find some work.
Perhaps it would be much safer
as a convenient store night clerk.
Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs
I think I got screwed.
Don't laugh at me because I'm dead
or I'll kill you...
I KILL YOUOUOU!
these are the videos:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uwOL4rB-go&feature=related
the jingle bombs song : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wskT6YfVB6E&feature=related
Wtf is that ? its a bird ! no its a plane ! amm maybe its a plastic bag . NO ! its SUPERJER ! the greatest super hero ever!
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2008 Mar 13 at 20:59 UTC
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NICE NICE INDEED!
Make awkward sexual advances, not war. Down Rodeo said: Dammit, this was the one place that didn't have this, but noooooo, molkman pisses all over that
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2008 Mar 13 at 23:49 UTC
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Down Rodeo
Cap'n Moth of the Firehouse
2007 Oct 19 • 5486
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Wow, what a way to spread racism. :p only kidding. I do wonder about the stupidity of any person who believes that in blowing his-or-herself up and taking many other people with them they will somehow end up as a spirit in a place with howevermany virgins it is. It seems a tad stupid to me. Aside from the whole religion thing being wrong (in my opinion). Funnily about the 'taking people with you' thing you guys might know about the 'attack' on Glasgow airport where two men drove a burning car into the terminal. No-one died, except one of the 'suicide' bombers later in hospital. This may have had something to do with him having been on the ground, burning, and being kicked by a policeman. As terrorist attacks go it was sucky. Interestingly, the guys lived very close to me. They actually drove along the back road that I took to work most days...
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2008 Mar 14 at 03:24 UTC
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SRAW
Rocket Man
2007 Nov 6 • 2525
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heres the best
jingle bells
U smell
U r a noob
U suck
like donkey balls
and f**k wells [wells with water:)]
Hey!
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2008 Mar 14 at 08:23 UTC
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how about :
jingle balls , jingle balls
sdaw sucks @ life ... ( just joking  )
BTW did you guys watch the vids to ? 
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SRAW
Rocket Man
2007 Nov 6 • 2525
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jingle bell
begginer f**ks his wife
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2008 Mar 14 at 11:34 UTC
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Down Rodeo
Cap'n Moth of the Firehouse
2007 Oct 19 • 5486
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I didn't watch the videos as my issues with sound are ongoing.
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2008 Mar 14 at 13:36 UTC
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????
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2008 Mar 14 at 14:47 UTC
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Down Rodeo
Cap'n Moth of the Firehouse
2007 Oct 19 • 5486
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For some twisted unknown reason Ubuntu doesn't know to send sound out of the two front speakers. It sends it everywhere else, but not the front speakers. I only have front speakers.
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2008 Mar 14 at 16:12 UTC
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can't you set that in the audio properties ? 
why don't you get it fixed ? audio is kinda important ....
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2008 Mar 14 at 18:35 UTC
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Down Rodeo
Cap'n Moth of the Firehouse
2007 Oct 19 • 5486
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I have tried setting it in the audio properties. I have tried compiling drivers from source and inserting them into the kernel, which just sounds kinky. I have, in short, tried many things. But ah well, I still have Windows. Which has sound.
I just don't use it...
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2008 Mar 14 at 19:29 UTC
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I love his puppets.Walter is fucking cool....
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