Semyon Gnyevko > I had a dream last night that a guy named Cover ended up going to a place called The Abyss in hell. Nobody knew what happened in there but he became unstoppably powerful and decided to try and destroy the universe.

Vsevolod Petrosyan > Yeah, there's a very specific abyss that will do that, but neither god nor the devil want you to know about that.

Semyon Gnyevko > There was some extra dimension he found that was full of fail-safes that were used as universal resets or destruct switches. He was going to use a destruct switch. Apparently everything but The Abyss would be erased from existence. Cover was so...

Semyon Gnyevko > powerful that all the forces of Heaven and Hell decided to fight over control of The Abyss instead of trying to stop him.

Semyon Gnyevko > Even though they had no idea what was in there.

Vsevolod Petrosyan > Count me among the not surprised

Semyon Gnyevko > I decided to go to that failsafe dimension to try to convince Cover to not destroy everything, or at least to destryo significantly less. I'd be okay if he blew up Texas or something.

Vsevolod Petrosyan > How did you formulate that argument

Semyon Gnyevko > Well, I wasn't sure what his reasons were for what he was doing. I found out that he was just totally crazy and mumbling about a cat or something. The failsafe he was using was very creepy.

Vsevolod Petrosyan > Describe this in the most detail possible

Semyon Gnyevko > It was a 30 foot tall black stone obelisk that had what appeared to be people made out of the same material trying to pull themselves out of it. They were all frozen in position.

Vsevolod Petrosyan > So it was a combination of the monolith in 2001 a Space Oddyssey and that weird stone block from that awful Hellraiser III movies

Semyon Gnyevko > It was also fatally cold. If you were within 20 feet of it it felt like winter. And if you were within 5 feet you'd be dead in minutes.

Semyon Gnyevko > If you touched you'd probably just turn into one of those black stone people or something.

Vsevolod Petrosyan > That would make the most sense. Go on

Semyon Gnyevko > Cover was apparently unaffected by it, and he was doing something inexplicable and magical with it. I hadn't seen his face until this point, and when he looked at me his face was solid luminescent green. No features. Not sure what that was about.

Vsevolod Petrosyan > Maybe he was pure energy?

Semyon Gnyevko > My memory of the dream fades a bit here, but I eventually found a failsafe that would destroy the failsafe dimension and activated it.

Vsevolod Petrosyan > Did that take out the forces of heaven and hell with it since they were sort of in tussle over it anyway?

Semyon Gnyevko > It didn't destroy me with it, it just sent me to a mostly empty 24 hour diner in the desert.

Semyon Gnyevko > No, the forces of Heaven and Hell were unaffected, they didn't even know it happened, they were still fighting over the abyss.

Vsevolod Petrosyan > I would expect tht much

Vsevolod Petrosyan > That's quite awesome

Vsevolod Petrosyan > And also kind of makes me wish there was more scary door

Semyon Gnyevko > I have no idea where Cover went, or why his name was Cover.

Semyon Gnyevko > Or why his face was green, or what the fuck was in that abyss...

Semyon Gnyevko > Too many questions!

Vsevolod Petrosyan > That's okay. I don't know why that one dark priest is named Shaft

Vsevolod Petrosyan > Okay, whoever the fuck is torrenting up the line, I'm going to push them down the stairs, then push them back up the stairs, then throw them in the elevator shaft.

Semyon Gnyevko > Instead, push them up the elevator shaft, throw them out a window, and then push them up the stairs.

Vsevolod Petrosyan > I'll throw them out the stairs and push them in the window and stuff the elevator shaft inside them

Vsevolod Petrosyan > I will give them the shaft... the elevator shaft.