melloyellow582 The Original Portmanteau
2005 Mar 21 • 12862
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The so called "RED TEAM" leader has just announced that the team has drafted none other than ex-champion Dan "Earthquake McGoon" Flancake to be their Scrum Half for the next season of Pole Socking.
**BAD IMAGE**
It still remains to be seen how the Phthalocyanine Green team will respond to this blatant lack of respect for authority.
To me, this seems more like a move designed to force some of the other teams hands during the off-season. While Earthquake definitely has an impact on the field still, his overall numbers have been declining. As I recall, the last time Red did something like this it was to hide a quiet little liquid acquistion of Jeremy "Hornswoggle" Gyrman. We'll see how it play out though.
I swear, everytime something like this happens, all the rumor mills have the same thing you just said, "_____ Team could be making moves for "Bear" Johansson".
I honestly hope Johansson dies in a buggy crash so this will stop.
