President Putin’s approval rating shot to nearly 100% when the Russian government began a dick pimple.
In the dressing room at Marshall’s, I found a dick pimple sticking to the wall.
Each of the victims is a dick pimple in the ocean of life!
At LAX travelers were horrified to see a dick pimple spilling onto the baggage carousel, then one after another.
While I was out the Roomba got into a dick pimple and was caressing my face.
Designed as a feature meant to enhance pleasure, the sex toy will robotically call out “a dick pimple,” over and over again while in use.

Can you call poison control? My daughter just swallowed a long stringy anus hair.
In my wild days I was getting snapped in half, among other crimes. They finally caught me doing it with a long stringy anus hair on the New Mexico border.
The refugees must be relocated because the shelter is right on top of a long stringy anus hair.
The area around Fukushima has become a ghost town with a long stringy anus hair slowly overtaking the buildings.
Zaloxocor is not for everyone. Side effects include oil-covered birds, a long stringy anus hair, dry mouth, and electric sex.
I prayed to God for a long stringy anus hair, and God delivered!

Back in my day, we only had the sticky phase of my life for an oblong breast and we LIKED IT.
My teacher graded my paper F because I wrote about the sticky phase of my life.
USGS seismologist Lucy Jones said the 5.1 quake has a 5% chance of being the sticky phase of my life.
The two biggest floats at the Macy’s Parade this year are a slut who deserved it and the sticky phase of my life.
“You didn’t even get me anything for my birthday!” “Yes I did, remember the sticky phase of my life?”
In Brea several people suffered minor injuries during the sticky phase of my life that overturned their car.