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SuperJer Against Humanity Suggestions: 3rd Strike

SuperJer Against Humanity Suggestions: 3rd Strike

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aaronjer
*****'n Admin

Comrade General 5-Star
2005 Mar 21 • 5141
1,227 ₧
A wall broke and  {n} reached in! But my GF threw  {n} at it and it died?
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A wall broke and both of these hot dogs reached in! But my GF threw a gentleman with the tummy grumbles at it and it died?

A wall broke and spines reached in! But my GF threw toxic virginity at it and it died?

A wall broke and an old, Asian martial arts master reached in! But my GF threw 7 billion people at it and it died?

A wall broke and the Roomba reached in! But my GF threw sock puppets at it and it died?

A wall broke and flailing reached in! But my GF threw gas at it and it died?

A wall broke and a mountain of gold doubloons reached in! But my GF threw their frail human body at it and it died?
 
 
 
≡ Saturday at 06:28 UTC — Ed. Saturday at 06:33 UTC
aaronjer
*****'n Admin

Comrade General 5-Star
2005 Mar 21 • 5141
1,227 ₧
New House Rule! On any nat 1, Gary's stupid wizard is attacked by  {n}. Fuck you, Gary.

New House Rule! On any nat 1, Gary's stupid wizard is attacked by three babies in a backpack. Fuck you, Gary.

New House Rule! On any nat 1, Gary's stupid wizard is attacked by puppets representing all the important people in your life. Fuck you, Gary.

New House Rule! On any nat 1, Gary's stupid wizard is attacked by failure. Fuck you, Gary.

New House Rule! On any nat 1, Gary's stupid wizard is attacked by $18 worth of Taco Bell™. Fuck you, Gary.

New House Rule! On any nat 1, Gary's stupid wizard is attacked by some seriously fucked shit. Fuck you, Gary.

New House Rule! On any nat 1, Gary's stupid wizard is attacked by misshapen breasts. Fuck you, Gary.
 
 
 
≡ Saturday at 06:38 UTC — Ed. Saturday at 06:42 UTC
Nezumi
Asshole Admin

1-Up Medal
2005 Mar 27 • 828
175 ₧
Gooning for at least 10 minutes
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Are you there God? It’s me, gooning for at least 10 minutes.

Gooning for at least 10 minutes is really getting all up in my business!

Cosmetic surgeons hate this! Gooning for at least 10 minutes can increase your breast size in three weeks!

Get bigger tips from white customers by gooning for at least 10 minutes!

In a miraculous 18-hour operation, a toddler from Ivory Coast had gooning for at least 10 minutes removed so she can live a normal life.

If I have to be honest, I’ve often fantasized about gooning for at least 10 minutes.
 
 
 
≡ Sunday at 06:54 UTC
SuperJer
Websiteman

2005 Mar 21 • 6689
Getting injured by both sides of a double-edged sword
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The rich aroma of getting injured by both sides of a double-edged sword, from the hills of Colombia.

I make healthy food for my cat by getting injured by both sides of a double-edged sword with quicksand. Oreo loves it!

Since I deserve it, I am going to reward myself with getting injured by both sides of a double-edged sword.

My dad’s in trouble with the IRS for not getting injured by both sides of a double-edged sword.

I looked up “an Ikea crack pipe” in Urban Dictionary, and apparently its an act involving getting injured by both sides of a double-edged sword.

If I was God, you would get injured by both sides of a double-edged sword.
 
 
 
≡ Yesterday at 21:42 UTC
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