CornJer Metal does cocaine.
2005 Mar 21 • 1531
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Combine: A massive alien empire spanning multiple universes, and contains a myriad of diffrent alien cyborgs.
Zerg: Galactic scale alien menace that seeks to devour all life.
Imperium of Man: A vast human empire that views aliens as heretics and has legions upon legions of supersoldier humans, and the power of a godlike emperor.
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Hell: Trillions upon trillions of lost human(?) souls, legions of demons, fallen angles, and all sorts of nasty wee beasties.
Galactic Empire: The big bad empire in star wars with all the sith, stormtroopers, and death stars you can eat.
Choose, but choose wisely...
If you jump high enough you'll hurt your ankles when you land.
1.Aliens come from hell.
2.Humans afraid of being raped by the devil
3.I don't care if he is the master of the sith....Vader's light saber can't cut like satans dick.
Make awkward sexual advances, not war.
Down Rodeo said:
Dammit, this was the one place that didn't have this, but noooooo, molkman pisses all over that
Down Rodeo Cap'n Moth of the Firehouse
2007 Oct 19 • 5486
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Oh boy, you don't know what you've got yourself (and me) into...
Right, the Combine are going down at some point. Despite the multiple universes thing they are being raped by a physicist. So, not them.
When you say "Zerg" I'm going to lump them in with Tyrannids from 40k cause they are essentially the damn same. I don't know what happens with the Zerg, presumably not much since StarCraft is balance to a tee, and 40k's Tyrannids are pretty much consuming every planet they come across. These guys are contenders.
Imperium of Man: for all the fact that they are badass marines in suits their empire is falling and will at some point, I don't fancy their chances.
Hell: I guess so, maybe. However in theory God could take them out at any time otherwise he loses the omnipotence thing.So I still reckon Zerg/'nids.
Galactic Empire: they were taken out by rebels from their own galaxy. Sorry, but they are down and out. Unless they have Luke who becomes Godlike in the extended Universe, then I'd give them a chance.
