aaronjer
*****'n Admin


2005 Mar 21 • 4940
1,227 ₧

Semyon Gnyevko > Yes. I have. With my not enough skills. The wings came off because I didn't have cruiser 5.

Yelina Kirilenkova > On Singularity tardo.

Platanov > I set one up to have 8 low slots.

Platanov > It's like, omg, look at all these low slots.

Yelina Kirilenkova > What else could it do?

Platanov > Absolutely nothing.

Platanov > You can't really play the game so much on Singularity.

Platanov > Just look at things.

Semyon Gnyevko > Do you mean it couldn't do anything because it was on Singularity or because it had nothing but low slots?

Platanov > Yes.

Yelina Kirilenkova > ...

Semyon Gnyevko > hate

Platanov > I don't know, I didn't mess with it that much.

Semyon Gnyevko > Hey, fake Pioter guy, have you seen the skill queue yet? Pretty sweet, huh?

Yelina Kirilenkova > I queue'd up like 13 untrained skills just for the lulz.

Semyon Gnyevko > 13 skills?! Are you mad! YOUR BRAIN WILL SPLODE!

Platanov > We're still cleaning the bits of Jaworska viscera off the inside of the POS. We don't need any more gorey messes.

Yelina Kirilenkova > I'm wearing a bag over my head just in case.

Semyon Gnyevko > Does it have an air hole?

Platanov > Your mom has an air hole.

Yelina Kirilenkova > :D

Yelina Kirilenkova > I wasn't smiling, I was showing the shape I cut into the front of the bag.

Platanov > How very abstract.

Semyon Gnyevko > Surreal, even.

Yelina Kirilenkova > I'm almost like an artist.

Semyon Gnyevko > ZOMG it's Heike.

Yelina Kirilenkova > <3

Platanov > o/

Heike Steyer > I feel so loved... *sniff*

Heike Steyer > Ahem. I mean-

Heike Steyer > HAY GUYS!

Piotyr > who are you

Heike Steyer > I'm your wurst nightmare.

Heike Steyer > The sausage of death.

Piotyr > oh well that's a coincidence

Semyon Gnyevko > Heike's our official German ringer. She's like, totally the only not Russian person.

Piotyr > I just happen to be 61% man and 39% sausage

Piotyr > who

Piotyr > not russian

Heike Steyer > Well... uh... we're not actually Russian, but we have have Russian names other than her.

Heike Steyer > Whoa!

Piotyr > I'm confused

Heike Steyer > The jig is up! He knows I'm dual logged.

Platanov > You fool.

Semyon Gnyevko > Yeah, we all know each other's passwords.

Piotyr > aha

Semyon Gnyevko > Heike's not really on, it's just me again.

Semyon Gnyevko > I'm just checking her skills.

Semyon Gnyevko > Which are not so much queue'd.

Heike Steyer > UNTIL NOW!

Heike Steyer > Everyone say goodbye to faux-Heike.

Heike Steyer > Say bye! :(

Semyon Gnyevko > you guys syck

Semyon Gnyevko > Or suck.

Yelina Kirilenkova > I was wiping burrito off my hands.

Semyon Gnyevko > Gros.

Piotyr > fat?

Semyon Gnyevko > Are you making a reference to the fact that we're talking? i.e. chewing the fat?

Piotyr > no

Semyon Gnyevko > Why not?

Piotyr > "gros" is french for "large"

Piotyr > but in normal conversation is used to mean "fat"

Piotyr > as in a fat person

Piotyr > as opposed to the actual word for fat, "gras"

Platanov > Are you saying that Gnyevko is French?

Yelina Kirilenkova > Semy is no frog, you bastard

Piotyr > I'm saying you're all making me a little suspicius of your love for the motherland

Semyon Gnyevko > *croak*

Semyon Gnyevko > That was me dying from the accusation, not making frog noises.

Yelina Kirilenkova > God! I know!

Piotyr > haha

Platanov > Wait, I thought toads croaked and frogs ribbited?

Semyon Gnyevko > And why do you suddenly know so much about the French?

Yelina Kirilenkova > Yeah, maybe faux-Pioter was right!

Semyon Gnyevko > Let's have an inquisition.

Platanov > I always love a good inquisition!

Semyon Gnyevko > I'll get the hot pokers.

Piotyr > Now you lot are sounding like a bunch of Spainards

Yelina Kirilenkova > Alright, you're just trying to cause dissent among the ranks.

Piotyr > never

Yelina Kirilenkova > The proud, loyal Russian ranks.

Piotyr > I'm merely a party officer of sorts

Semyon Gnyevko > They used to call me the Party Officer, back in the day.

Platanov > Before the operation.

Piotyr > I hear your mom was quite the party officer

Semyon Gnyevko > :(

Piotyr > :P

Platanov > At least we know you're not British now. Or you would have said mum.

Yelina Kirilenkova > I still think he might be a spy. A Danish spy.

Piotyr > they do have terrific pastries

Semyon Gnyevko > I fucking hate the danes, and I hate pastries. So it doesn't even matter what you were referring to there!

Yelina Kirilenkova > There goes my plans to say I meant whichever you didn't say.

Piotyr > Russians are know for their clever planning

Platanov > It looks like Kiri and Gnyevko were evenly matched.

Semyon Gnyevko > What do you mean? Didn't I win?

Platanov > You didn't take advantage of your lead and cease territory.

Semyon Gnyevko > FUCK! I knew I forgot something.

Yelina Kirilenkova > Looks like there will be no redrawing of the borders this time

Semyon Gnyevko > I was so close.

SolidKAYOS
Count Adelaide


2007 Jun 24 • 84
68 ₧

Ok i ignored it.

NatureJay
SJA: Commander of Ruthless Abuse


2005 Mar 22 • 1871
574 ₧

That's some conversation right there.

Down Rodeo
Cap'n Moth of the Firehouse


2007 Oct 19 • 5486
57,583 ₧

Like NJ said, that's a whole lot of conversation. Remind me who's who? I ought to write up a chart and stick it above my bed.

aaronjer
*****'n Admin


2005 Mar 21 • 4940
1,227 ₧

Actually, in this case... strangely enough... everyone but Piotyr is me. I wrote all of this to try to convince him that our alts are real people. Ya know, just for the lulz.

Platanov is actually Nezumi, I was just logged in as his character to facilitate my mining ventures. In EVE you can be logged in with as many accounts at once as your computer can handle. Mine can handle somewhere between 1-10 depending on how many other things I'm running.

Down Rodeo
Cap'n Moth of the Firehouse


2007 Oct 19 • 5486
57,583 ₧

That's impressive :)

Good conversation like I said; it does suggest to me that you have multiple personality disorder though.

NatureJay
SJA: Commander of Ruthless Abuse


2005 Mar 22 • 1871
574 ₧

Just for some added spice, considering we're trying to convince everyone that our alts are real people, we should also imply that everyone has my log-in as well even though it's always me, just to really fuck with them.

the_cloud_system
polly pushy pants

2008 Aug 1 • 3080
-6 ₧

i just read it your having a conversaition with your self

SolidKAYOS
Count Adelaide


2007 Jun 24 • 84
68 ₧

I ignored it just he said to do....

aaronjer
*****'n Admin


2005 Mar 21 • 4940
1,227 ₧

I just... said that?