melloyellow582
The Original Portmanteau


2005 Mar 21 • 12862
666 ₧

That is all.

Rockbomb
Dog fucker (but in a good way now)

2009 Nov 13 • 2045

He's dead.



That is all.

sprinkles


2009 Sep 6 • 2547
10 ₧

Hey don't get racist. All those presidents are dead and we still celebrate their birthdays. And, also that one guy that tried to convince everyone he was a king.

Rockbomb
Dog fucker (but in a good way now)

2009 Nov 13 • 2045

I have not once in my life, ever celebrated a presidents birthday. And I don't recall anyone else celebrating them either.

melloyellow582
The Original Portmanteau


2005 Mar 21 • 12862
666 ₧

Yeah.

1. There is President's Day, but that has (almost) nothing to do with birthdays.

2. Carl Sagan was an important guy in science.

3. He probably smoked weed like, every day.

4. Nobody is "celebrating" his birthday.

5. Racist?

6. I like making lists for things that it is unnecessary to make lists for.

jrkookid
Half Irish, half NOT FUNNY

2007 May 27 • 1415
110 ₧

WIN!

sprinkles


2009 Sep 6 • 2547
10 ₧

President's Day is a celebration of Washington and Lincoln's birthdays. Congress were jus' douche bags and didn't want to celebrate 2 birthdays, so the made President's Day.

Although, I suppose, you are going to find some way to prove me wrong.