"Happy happy birthday! From all of us to you! We wish it was our birthday, so we could party too! HEY!"

It almost sucks that I get paid double-pay for the hours in which I sing that every day. It REALLY sucks that it's constantly stuck in my head.

Gotta make money somehow... even when kids scream in horror at an ugly gigantic fatass singing that right at their table. But still, it's money.

I think this video would win at least 3rd place at the International WTF Awards.

The ending was ... so I have nothing else to say.

Uhmmm... yeh.... Conrad.... okay. I'm going to go hide under something lead now. See you all in a bit.

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I think most people would find your comment towards me rude. But I'm laughing my ass off. Then again, you just called me an ass. So I guess I'm laughing myself off. I admire your sense of humor... or whatever you want to call it. And I'll remember the rules regarding my name and you being the "Insultinator". For now, I have to try to stop laughing. I'm sorry, but having an Admin be solely in charge of insulting people is funny to me.

Sorry. Didn't mean to come across that way. I'm just a bit of a hypocrite when it comes to spelling and gammar. Really though. Your stories are well thought out. Assuming the fact that they're meant to be fiction. I don't really know, but I like them. The explanation was meant to alleviate any bad feelings arising from what I had said about your grammar and all.

Conclusion:

To compare my wpm to one of yours; I would still be slower if one of you got an undetectable computer virus where every letter you typed would be deleted one second after you typed it.

Isn't that what Ibbletype.z@mm did back in 2002? Or am I hallucinating viruses again? Damn. Me and my various whatnotted hallucinations. Bleck.


Anyway, my main problem is that my fingers are short, and my palms are huge. So I can't exactly get them to assume the correct keyboard position. One of my fingers ends up trying to go through the one next to it to get to a key. Then, my hands start aching like hell. Well, it's not that they exactly succeed in going through one another. It's more like it feels like I get a needle jammed through it. So I type with one hand just to keep it simple.

See? I told you I'm slower than molasses on a cold Alaskan winter's night!

Not sure. I like the one(s) about Alaska, but you changed to Washington. They're amusing... if the person reading them can read drastically improper grammer and spelling. Which I can by the way. I hang out with 20 year olds who don't know the difference between "their" "there" and "they're" along with other spelling WTFs. So I guess what I'm trying to say is, you'd probably be making an okay identity for yourself as far as writing stories. IF you could get your spelling, grammar, punctuation, and structure right.

...Yeh, I'm not too good either. But I try.

My maximum speed is about 30wpm. But I usually type at around 19 to 23. I get to my max by knowing exactly what I am about to type. Otherwise I'm a slow dumbass. Mostly because I tend to think too much while I'm typing. That, and I usually type with one hand. My hands aren't very cooperative when it comes to fast and controlled movement. I take medication that prevents me from not only diving over to the dumb parents' table who can't keep their damn kids from screaming at the top of their lungs in a restaurant to feed them their own eyes, but it makes me all docile and shakey. I look like a 6'5" human sloth type shakey lemming thing... if that makes sense.

Anyway, thanks for the tip. But I didn't know I was employed. What's my title? How much do I get paid? Should I quit my job at ChiTech? Oh wait, I got fired from there too.

Hive mind. Yep. The very beginning of what many know as the Borg. It will be the demise of mankind as we know it. Think about it. Ever heard of the NARPA AI? It's a US gov't project that is supposedly going to be online in 2012. What certain people are saying is that this new AI project will include a voluntary (at first) electronic implant in (or near) American civillians' brains and will be entirely connected to a "superserver" AI. I think it has something to do with the I2 project as well. I'd better shut up about this. Big Brother is watching...

http://www.internet2.edu/

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&n=2&videoid=823251934

See if you can find something interesting in one of these USWH kids games. I found a little "flaw" in their JScript. See if you can find it too. Sorry, but If you can't find it, I can't help. Good luck.

http://www.whitehouse.gov/kids/

Anyone want to start a conspiracy firetruck? I'm too overly-cautious to do such a thing.

I have nothing to say to that. But what are "intarnets"?

I just want to say first off to SuperJer that he freakin' rawks for making such a newbie friendly site! Ive been playing CS for almost a year now and still can't quite get the hang of it. I guess I'm just not that fast. But I would love to learn how to make maps that many will enjoy. Which is why I've joined the forum. I'd love to become an expert at mapping. But, like most else, that'll take a long while. Did I mention I'm a slow learner?

Anyway, to avoid any conflusterbation regarding my SHOW YOUR PICTURE firetruck post, I was tired and wanted to introduce myself. Now that I think of it, the post's timing was a bit off. Along with the fact that I think newbies to the forum weren't really expected to post anything there. But I won't remove them unless I'm requested/required to do so... or unless they're removed for me by Admin.

All of the posts here I've found either extremely amusing or very helpful/informative. So, I'm looking forward to any replies to this firetruck. Oh, and by the way; Why is it called "firetruck" instead of-- okay, I previewed it, and it automatically translates. The term that gets omitted could be used for something else, like a type of string. But I guess not many people talk about fabric here. Is there some sort of etymology to the term "firetruck"? I don't think the original term that firetruck replaces is copyrighted or anything. Not a biggie, I'm just curious.

Well, I'm gonna go fiddle around with Teh Hammre. Hopefully I don't accidently cause a major frackup! It's weird, I can master building a computer with ease. But I can't figure out squat when it comes to games. They're both electronic, shouldn't I be able to do both with the same amount of ease? I would stick with text-based programming, but I'm a terribly slow typer. So it would take me a year to comlete a .bsp file. Again, odd. Since I've been typing since age 7.

I'm sorry. I know I ramble. It happens when I get very appreciative of someone's help. Thanks, SuperJer!

Yeh, I might as well make this my first post... sorta.


These pics aren't very good. But they're the best I can do, considering the fact that I almost never take pictures of myself. Mostly because I don't have my own camera other than a webcam. But I think you get the picture. (Aw crap. Damn pun!) Oh yeh, and let me know if there's anything wrong with these. I'll be happy to remove them.

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I dunno, I just felt like staring at the webcam. The hat says "It's a Lycan thing, you wouldn't understand. If you can't figure it out, I'm sorry. Try watching Underworld or something...


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You pinch? I point!


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Don't you hate it when people take random pics of you?? This just plain FREAKED me out! I was nowhere near thinking about taking a group photo!

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So yeh, there you go. My introductory into the chasm of convolution I cal life. Flame away!