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Yes, I guess you'd better. And ideally 4-6 AM your time so I have something to watch when I get home from work.
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After several nights of poor sleep in a row (Taksim Square in Istanbul was noisy, and Jerusalem had an amazing bar that kept me out way too late) I've finally started sleeping well now that I'm in Tel Aviv. At least until I had the following dream --
Access to the Temple Mount in Jerusalem is strictly limited for non-Muslims, with only one possible entryway available during specific hours of the day. I had just missed the day's window, and was pouting outside the gate when Alex showed up with a sandwich in hand. I started relaying my disappointment to him, when he walked right past me and started conversing with the guard at the gate. Before even a minute had passed, he was excitedly offering his untouched sandwich to the guard, who stated that he couldn't accept the sandwich if it was pork, as he was a devout Muslim. Alex assured him that it was not pork, then quietly pulled out his cell phone and started filming as the man took his first bite.
The guard quickly realized his mistake, threw the juicy pork sandwich to the ground and came charging at Alex -- who was laughing by this point -- and only after several other guards held their partner back, and many profuse apologies on our part, did we manage to get away. I was livid, but we'd managed to escape any serious harm, so I told Alex to consider himself lucky and we went our separate ways.
Despite the near-miss, Alex proceeded to upload the video he'd taken once he was back at his computer the next day, and international outrage over American interference at one of Islam's holiest sites quickly plunged the entire region into war. I realized I'd probably never be able to visit the site in my lifetime, and woke up from the dream out of pure despair.
Thanks.
Access to the Temple Mount in Jerusalem is strictly limited for non-Muslims, with only one possible entryway available during specific hours of the day. I had just missed the day's window, and was pouting outside the gate when Alex showed up with a sandwich in hand. I started relaying my disappointment to him, when he walked right past me and started conversing with the guard at the gate. Before even a minute had passed, he was excitedly offering his untouched sandwich to the guard, who stated that he couldn't accept the sandwich if it was pork, as he was a devout Muslim. Alex assured him that it was not pork, then quietly pulled out his cell phone and started filming as the man took his first bite.
The guard quickly realized his mistake, threw the juicy pork sandwich to the ground and came charging at Alex -- who was laughing by this point -- and only after several other guards held their partner back, and many profuse apologies on our part, did we manage to get away. I was livid, but we'd managed to escape any serious harm, so I told Alex to consider himself lucky and we went our separate ways.
Despite the near-miss, Alex proceeded to upload the video he'd taken once he was back at his computer the next day, and international outrage over American interference at one of Islam's holiest sites quickly plunged the entire region into war. I realized I'd probably never be able to visit the site in my lifetime, and woke up from the dream out of pure despair.
Thanks.
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NatureJay said:
Hotboxing a cat.
Thank you for doing your part to address the concerning lack of hotboxing cards in the game so far.
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Down Rodeo said:
I am ever so slightly disappointed that that GIF doesn't show just a little bit more, you know?
I don't think I'd be able to handle even another second.
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Sick vid
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Sick vid
I almost bought Dustforce after first listening to this song. I then found out this track was only in the demo. I will now never buy Dustforce.
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L-i-t-t-l-e m-o-n-e-y...
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Oh wait, was this thread not about the PSP version of Tactics Ogre??
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I am not only proud, but I think you've finally attained cochise by not playing that awful game two days in a row.
I can't attain cochise because ThunderGod Maiden Arycelle (Aloser) won't stop diving in front of every Finishing Move being carried out on the battlefield at the beginning of Chapter 2. The only person I loathe more than her right now is myself for trying to keep her alive so I can recruit her later. 
I can't attain cochise because Thunder
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I want to complain about how bad a game Skyrim is, but doing so will only stoke the fire.
Why does Ctrl-clicking a forum in Chrome cause it to open in both the current and the new tab? Is this something only I am experiencing?
Why does Ctrl-clicking a forum in Chrome cause it to open in both the current and the new tab? Is this something only I am experiencing?
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NatureJay said:
Some of you may not understand the significance of discovering an sbanth mining facility, so I'll elaborate.
Minecraft is a game that lends itself to multiple playing styles, but in general, the game encourages building on a massive scale. Commie builds giant castles that aren't that interesting to look at but are still enormous. Crytax builds highways from one place to the next that are too large and of such a quality of material as to be kind of mind-numbing. aaronjer tends to build giant naked pictures of Zelda along with one or more Cloud Lodge Cumuli and Nezumi spends most of his time building elaborate redstone mechanisms or stuffing TNT into where it clearly doesn't belong. Superjer, at least recently, has been building monster traps and a large railway system. For my own part, I just build staircases, or bridges, or mineshafts that aren't that interesting unless I end up inspired somehow.
sbanth doesn't build anything, except for that one fishing lodge which you aren't allowed to litter in. sbanth just digs. Digging is the only thing sbanth does. There are almost never any torches, never any caverns that seem to open up, no directions are posted, and the shafts are never more than a block wide. sbanth mining operations continue until lava is reached, at which point sbanth dies, and then spends several hours trying to retrieve a corpse, only managing to create more and more corpses until eventually he gives up and starts doing something different.
So, you can see how clearly important this discovery is.
Minecraft is a game that lends itself to multiple playing styles, but in general, the game encourages building on a massive scale. Commie builds giant castles that aren't that interesting to look at but are still enormous. Crytax builds highways from one place to the next that are too large and of such a quality of material as to be kind of mind-numbing. aaronjer tends to build giant naked pictures of Zelda along with one or more Cloud Lodge Cumuli and Nezumi spends most of his time building elaborate redstone mechanisms or stuffing TNT into where it clearly doesn't belong. Superjer, at least recently, has been building monster traps and a large railway system. For my own part, I just build staircases, or bridges, or mineshafts that aren't that interesting unless I end up inspired somehow.
sbanth doesn't build anything, except for that one fishing lodge which you aren't allowed to litter in. sbanth just digs. Digging is the only thing sbanth does. There are almost never any torches, never any caverns that seem to open up, no directions are posted, and the shafts are never more than a block wide. sbanth mining operations continue until lava is reached, at which point sbanth dies, and then spends several hours trying to retrieve a corpse, only managing to create more and more corpses until eventually he gives up and starts doing something different.
So, you can see how clearly important this discovery is.
ACCURATE.
Also, despite the lack of any essential structure or defining features to the tunnel network, the only appropriate nomenclature is in fact "mining facility" as NatureJay has kindly pointed out.
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Mate de Vita said:
I'd like to request the title Not aaronjer to prove to all you guys that I'm not really aaronjer in disguise.
Then again my current title is also fine.
Then again my current title is also fine.
Actually, I could really go for that myself.
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It's true. AaronJer has played Civilization with me. On multiple occasions, at that. That's tolerance.
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omg jake's alive. sweeeet.
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Minecraft may become my next crack cocaine.
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Jake?! said:
I suppose... unless Garyjer suddenly returns, in which case I would bow to the superior talent for the role
Garyjer suddenly reappeared a week ago, but his pupils are shallow and reflective and he leaks motor oil on the furniture. We're not really sure how to react at this point.
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Jake?! said:
I meant better as in you guess and get guessed more, aka more gold medals <3
I'm not disagreeing with that. <3
SRAW said:
I would like to note that kelli was on 10 minutes ago, and in an incredible coincidence, the moment "she" gets off, aaronjer suddenly comes on!
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I can usually load out holder than she can, given how much older I am.
You sure can.
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the_cloud_system said:
you do not have a penis?
I'll let you interpret reason #3 in whatever fashion you see fit.
Jake?! said:
4)You are better than him at Draw My Thing
My Batman-in-an-igloo isn't quite up to par though. :(
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1) Our beards are not the same length.
2) I play Civilization IV like I mean it.
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2) I play Civilization IV like I mean it.
3)
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sraw_ said:
Kelli said:
So, I had a whole list of recommendations...but they're all RPGs.
Kirby Super Star is pretty entertaining, as 2D Kirby games tend to be.
Kirby Super Star is pretty entertaining, as 2D Kirby games tend to be.
Shut up aaronjer
How can you say that! I'm not AaronJer, and it's really easy to tell us apart because:
1) He has long, beautiful hair.
2) Every non-hair part of me is beautiful.
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So, I had a whole list of recommendations...but they're all RPGs.
Kirby Super Star is pretty entertaining, as 2D Kirby games tend to be.
Kirby Super Star is pretty entertaining, as 2D Kirby games tend to be.
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It's not really magic. My coming here was caused by something closer to vaginal intuition.
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BITCH!!! YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.
nobody who wears a purity ring is allowed to perform the great abomination!!! everybody knows that. GOSH.
nobody who wears a purity ring is allowed to perform the great abomination!!! everybody knows that. GOSH.