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I saw this post and went to amazon with full intentions of buying a Wii U and Mario Maker. Instead in 5 days, I'll be receiving my 3DS.
I'm bumping old trucks tonight, but I totally just have to say this. I've always wondered how many people always believed us to be the same person..
This trucks name had the hidden message in it. Not of the upcoming forums, but of the day the anon Jigsaw decided to become a part of the system.
Actually it's not like I couldn't just let you see. I'm just being a lazy fuck.
I'm trying to mix up the code at this point and just test it some.


code

#include <iostream>
#include <string>
#include <fstream>
#include <algorithm>
#include <stdio.h>
#include <string.h>

using namespace std;
const int LENGTH=30;

void removePunct(string & str);

int searchDictionary(string dict[], string word, int start, int end)

{


if(end<start)

{ return -1; } //not found

int mid=(start+end)/2;

if(dict[mid]==word)

{ return mid; } //found

else if(dict[mid] < word)

return searchDictionary(dict, word,mid+1, end);

else

return searchDictionary(dict,word,start,mid-1);

}

int BinarySearch (char ary[][LENGTH], int size, char search_item[LENGTH]){

const int LENGTH=30;
int first = 0, last = size-1;
bool found = false;
int position = -1, middle;

while (!found && first <= last){
middle = (first + last) / 2;
if ((strcmp (ary[middle], search_item))==0){
position = middle;
found = true;
}
else if (ary[middle] < search_item)
first = middle+1;
else last = middle-1;
}
return position;

}

int main() {

const int DICT_SIZE=3000; //size of dictionary

ifstream dictIn; //dictionary file stream
ifstream docIn; //document file stream
string wordList [DICT_SIZE]; //wordlist dictionary file to be loaded
string dictionaryName ="american-english.txt";//name of dictionary
int j=0, l=0, w=0, pos;
char c;

string word = "";
string tempWord = "";

dictIn.open(dictionaryName.c_str()); //load dictionary
int howMany=0; //count length of dictionary

dictIn>> wordList [howMany];

while(dictIn) //read successful

{

howMany++; //count

dictIn>> wordList [howMany]; //read dictionary

}
char templist = wordList[howMany];

docIn.open("document.txt"); //open document

for (l=0; !docIn.eof(); l++){ //test letters and reduce to lowercase
docIn >> word;
for (int a=0; word[a]!=0; a++){
while (word[a]){

c=word[a];
word[a]= (tolower(c));
a++;
}
}

pos=BinarySearch(templist, j, word);
if (pos==-1){
cout << word << " misspelled!!" << endl;
}

}
docIn.close();


return 0;


tempWord = word;

int search = searchDictionary(wordList, word, 0, howMany);
if (search != -1)
cout << "The word " << word << " is spelled incorrectly." << endl;


bool finished = 0;
bool wordFound = 0;
int length = word.length();
int n = 0;
int e = 0;
string userInput = word;


while(search == -1 && e < length && !finished)
{
e++;
n = e - 1;
swap(word[n],word[e]);
search = searchDictionary(wordList, word, 0, howMany);
if (search != -1){
cout << "Did you mean " << word << "? (enter 0 for no, 1 for yes)" << endl;
cin >> wordFound;
if (wordFound)
{
finished = 1;
cout << "The word was " << word << "." << endl;
}
}

search = -1;
word = userInput;
n++;
if (e >= length){
cout << "The word " << word << " is spelled incorrectly." << endl;
finished;
}
}
}



/*Function to remove punctuation from string*/
void removePunct(string & str)
{
str.erase(remove_if(str.begin(), str.end(), static_cast<int(*)(int)>(&ispunct)),str.end());
}
So I'll probably post the finished product of this later. but actually there is a good portion of the stuff I posted that ended up like you've said being irrelevant to it. I've changed it a bit.
phoenix_r said:

Also, an update on this. Although that was my original code. This is the code that I had planned to work with to deal with punctuation issues.

C++ code

#include <bits/stdc++.h>
using namespace std;

map <string,int> my_map;

bool check(string s){

if (my_map.find(s) == my_map.end())
return true;
return false;
}

int main(){

string ch = ".,:;()'-=+/*[]{}<>?!&|_";
ifstream infile;
infile.open("document.txt");
char c;
string temp = "";

cout << "The output of the spelling checker is a sorted list of misspelled words (all lower case), one word per line. " << endl << endl;

while (infile.get(c)){

if (ch.contains(c) == true || c-37 == 0 || c-47 == 0){

if (check(temp) == false)

cout << temp << endl;

temp = "";

}
else
temp += c;
}
return 0;
}
Here is my code I used for the original project. It reads the user input and checks it against a document dictionary for errors and outputs if the word was spelled correctly or if the user meant another word. I need to change this up to read a document and pick out misspelled words out of it. The output would be a list of all the misspelled words in the document.

C++ code

#include <iostream>
#include <string>
#include <fstream>
#include <algorithm>
using namespace std;

const int DICT_SIZE=3000; //size of dictionary

ifstream dictIn; //dictionary file stream
string wordList [DICT_SIZE]; //wordlist dictionary file to be loaded
string dictionaryName ="american-english.txt";//name of dictionary

//dictionary file stores word in alphabetical order

int searchDictionary(string dict[], string word, int start, int end)

{


if(end<start)

{ return -1; } //not found

int mid=(start+end)/2;

if(dict[mid]==word)

{ return mid; } //found

else if(dict[mid] < word)

return searchDictionary(dict, word,mid+1, end);

else

return searchDictionary(dict,word,start,mid-1);

}



int main() {

string word = "";
string tempWord = "";

dictIn.open(dictionaryName.c_str()); //load dictionary
int howMany=0; //count length of dictionary

dictIn>> wordList [howMany];

while(dictIn) //read successful

{

howMany++; //count

dictIn>> wordList [howMany]; //read dictionary

}

cout << "Please enter a word to search for: ";
cin >> word;
tempWord = word;

int search = searchDictionary(wordList, word, 0, howMany);
if (search != -1)
cout << "The word " << word << " is spelled incorrectly." << endl;


bool finished = 0;
bool wordFound = 0;
int length = word.length();
int n = 0;
int e = 0;
string userInput = word;


while(search == -1 && e < length && !finished)
{
e++;
n = e - 1;
swap(word[n],word[e]);
search = searchDictionary(wordList, word, 0, howMany);
if (search != -1){
cout << "Did you mean " << word << "? (enter 0 for no, 1 for yes)" << endl;
cin >> wordFound;
if (wordFound)
{
finished = 1;
cout << "The word was " << word << "." << endl;
}
}

search = -1;
word = userInput;
n++;
if (e >= length){
cout << "The word " << word << " is spelled incorrectly." << endl;
finished;
}
}
}
Oh, I could easily summon him here.
I'm not actually convinced that any programmer is actually sure of what it is that they are doing.
SuperJer said:
xXJigsaw23Xx said:
Signa said:
BloodFarts said:































It's not that there is anything wrong with faggotry, but dear god if I start talking anymore like Havok then I'll become the next grumpy hermit that he has become. I'm convinced he's dead.
Well, right now, I'm in my second year of college as a Computer Science major after switching out of animation. So I'm still figuring some stuff out.
Signa said:
BloodFarts said:











Sorry, I don't think I chose the words there very carefully. I do actually very thoroughly like Superjer, but I never expected this small forum to keep going for so long. Forget the "Faggotry" part. God, I'm starting to sound like Havokk. I really need to get out more.
Why is it that everyone on this website knows how to do coding?? And where were you guys last semester when I was finishing up my big coding projects for school...
You know, it always seems to surprise me. No matter how long I am away from this site, it just keeps on trucking along. I'm so proud Superjer. I love that we keep the faggotry going even past my childhood.
So in relation to this, I am actually about to start back school come January as a Computer Science major, and plan to delve deep into some intense programming studies. and possibly start working as an android developer.
So I want to join this, because as a 3rd shift gas station worker, I get to see the weirdest shit.



This guy came in and decided he was ready for a nap at 4 in the morning.



Also on the same night, some random customer brought me this huge tray of crawdads that he got from some festival downtown...
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Damn... Fuck, I knew I was doing something wrong.. BUT NOBODY TELLS ME!
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Surprise! This made me feel like I should come back just to post a couple pieces I have worked on in my free time since I've been away to college.
Ahh, that is understandable. On a brighter note! I am now a college student, and I officially live in Nashville, TN now.
I completely forgot that Superjer was even existent
How have things been since our departure from this site?
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I check in, I just never post in anything because I was usually really busy with school and stuff up until now.
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Yeah, I guess we have used the key too many times or something. I just know after 30 days my windows is going to lock on me, and I know it had told me it was only for upgrading to windows 7 only but we have used it on a clean computer we built before.
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Hey guys, I know I haven't been able to get on here lately, but I just finished building me a computer. I had a Windows 7 Professional disc, but the key wouldn't work. Anyone here good at getting generated key codes for it, so that it can be genuine?
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I need someone who can work around with the scripting in pages. I need a couple mp3's from some pages but I can't seem to get them from the source, and save them as files?Anyone who can?

http://www.alfred-music.com/player/MusicforMarchingBand052/MBM05001/player.html?osCsid=ec87d61ed4344f8764ca1f334b4e3dd1

http://www.alfred-music.com/player/MarchingBand2007/26956/player.html
aaronjer said:
DR, this isn't the Duke Nukem thread. You must be insane.

Also, hiking happens regardless of weather conditions. If you don't go on the weekly hike for ANY reason you are a pussy and deserve endless ridicule.


From this I concur that I shall begin every week!
I'll force Kayos out of his sleep fits and drag him along.
English & French School Compare & Contrast Essay



Every Country and their educational practices are different. French and American schools are a great example in this diversity, but with the differences we can also find common similarities as well. (6 weeks then 2 off)
xXJigsaw23Xx said:
name of country.(chosen: Vatican City- to those who read yes I know its not a country but I was assigned it anyways) Capital. Flag ( picture of description) famous sites. Population. Culture 3 sentences. Size. Religions. Food. Per capital income system of government leaders names name of money and current exchange rate to us dollar
Education. History 2 sentences and gnp/gdp


Vatican City (Not really Country)
Capital: Vatican City (technically)
Flag:
Famous Site: St. Peter’s Basilica and the Sistine Chapel
Population: Just over 800
-Vatican City is home to some of the most famous works of art in the world from artists such as Michelangelo and Bernini.
-The Vatican are said to be the de facto custodian of the Latin language from its Latinitas Foundation.
-The Catholic Churches must be highly respected and listened to in Vatican City.
Size: about 110 Acres
Religions:Catholism
Food: Most meals have at least a pasta course with other foods
-Per capital income system of government: N/A (couldnt find guessing it is same as Rome though)
Leader's Name: Pope Benedict XVI
Name of Money: Euros
current exchange rate to us dollar: $0.69
Education: Vatican City is too small to host extensive educational facilities, but the Holy See operates 64 academic institutions close by (in Rome), which are often considered part of the Vatican.
History:
The original lands that the Vatican City occupies today was also the site of Roman Emperor Nero's Circus.The obelisk in the center of the Vatican square (the only remnant of the original Circus) was originally part of Heliopolis (an ancient Egyptian city which stood in the vicinity of present day Cairo) but taken by Roman Emperor Caligula and erected close to where it stands today.


GNP/GDP: estimated at US$21 million for 1999
name of country.(chosen: Vatican City- to those who read yes I know its not a country but I was assigned it anyways) Capital. Flag ( picture of description) famous sites. Population. Culture 3 sentences. Size. Religions. Food. Per capital income system of government leaders names name of money and current exchange rate to us dollar
Education. History 2 sentences and gnp/gdp
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Rockbomb said:
Mate de Vita said:
xXJigsaw23Xx said:
Mate de Vita said:
xXJigsaw23Xx said:
SRAW said:
Rockbomb said:
Here's what I was trying to show:

Rockbomb said:
Here's what I was trying to show:

Rockbomb said:
Here's what I was trying to show:





Why would we not wanna repost this again?

No idea, I think AJ or mello said something about it or something.

Then it has to be an important reason!!!

It probably is, but for the life of me I can't remember it.

I think it was something to do with quota changes, or something.

AND DEEPER IT GOES!!!!!
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Mate de Vita said:
xXJigsaw23Xx said:
SRAW said:
Rockbomb said:
Here's what I was trying to show:

Rockbomb said:
Here's what I was trying to show:

Rockbomb said:
Here's what I was trying to show:





Why would we not wanna repost this again?

No idea, I think AJ or mello said something about it or something.

Then it has to be an important reason!!!
The first one makes me feel all awkward.
Sick vid

Sick vid
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Sick vid

Because it is epic...
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SRAW said:
Rockbomb said:
Here's what I was trying to show:

Rockbomb said:
Here's what I was trying to show:

Rockbomb said:
Here's what I was trying to show:





Why would we not wanna repost this again?
I need to get this done tonight lol so yeah add ons are excepted.
Diligent and distraught, son of King Stephanos, Kronos swings full and strong at the haughty hydra towering over the City of Heraklion, indifferent to the discernible danger brought by damages from incessantly regenerating heads of the vicious hydra,
Kronos lunges once again to desecrate another of the now five heads of the Hydra, Swiftly sword meets flesh severing the head, unfortunate luck as the heap of flesh falls to dirt, the inevitable sprouting of two more heads replaces the last, the newly formed Hydra heads howled at Kronos, and lashed out in anger at the agitating annoyance the hero was creating, landing its lashing tail with ludicrous precision, send ing Kronos soaring steadily toward the ground.

From the clouds burst a ( insert pegasus entry here)
With a burst of wind and a winding swoop Pegasus willed his way under Kronos and

This is what i have so far on this epic poem guys anything you guys could think to add I'm a terrible writer
by the way if anyone has ideas for parts for my epic poem i need to write, they are welcome to add on to it. or just give ideas.
Can you get me a download? I need a free full version for my computer.
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When did superjer get a theme song?
Lol i do...
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I thought I already told you to come watch this Havokk... Damn.
Rockbomb said:

I watched someone use it
I already am running it as admin.
I keep trying to change my start button, and it says its changed but.... as you see it's not.
Truck
Sick vid

I made this for you
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No....
They are pretty good, only down side is that on Xbox they stopped working with it and only did with the computer version. So it only has like 2 maps for each game mode. Also I haven't played story as much as Havokk he may be able to tell you of it.
Oh, and on topic... I know and personally saw a friend lose over 55lbs. by nothing but walking so much a day for like a couple months or so and stopped drinking pop.
Mate de Vita said:
SolidKAYOS said:
Can i geta black man say DAMN!?


I Just got a T-shirt, and
Operation Flashpoint: Dragon Rising
Rockbomb said:
Mate de Vita said:
Rockbomb said:
I eat burgers only. 14x pounds, 9% body fat...
Edit: Also I don't exercise at all, and just sit in a chair all day.

Are you 3'10''?

5'8"


So like... just making sure, you don't look anything like this right?
it does work O.o but unfortunatly, right now im resorting to water exercise and small meals. So far?.... No results and I'm very displeased.
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SolidKAYOS said:
Aaaronjer i demand you get off your lazyass and get us some pics.


Tell 'em xD even though I already saw them
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http://www.Sexy-Lisa.com/?uid=69985 how long has it been since we have hacked one of these places xD
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haha my favorite
technically i dont know if they are actually going to reset it or not i still havent had it changed.
we always made it random its untelling what it is
he dont remember it either. and No i just cant do some of the stuff i wish i could because I dont have it.
Ok on my xbox live gamertag xXJigsaw23Xx I got my brother to set up the email address for it and now I have no way of knowing the password to it and I really need it so anybody know if they could like hack into it?
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for xbox http://www.mspointsgenerators.com/?i=2224411

go to this site and see if it works please xD
kinda
Either way people can someone help me out.
i can figure out how to do it with ms paint

i wanna take a bunch of pictures and put them under one another and make it one picture but keep their original size
Truck
what no comment for me and

dont worry, he will be back.. They ALWAYS come back MMUHAHAH
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Anybody got an account for it? i need veteran status for Battlefield BC 2
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haha nice
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Well you have had time spinkles where is it?
Another essay/story for my math teacher this one has just got to be about a "math monster" any idea?
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haha okk, impress me
Truck
sure ha, and lets go with Red and Black.
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sprinkles said:
What do you want it to say?

Ah, i guess just Jigsaw.
thats what she said.
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you should make one for me
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ok Im going to try Down Rodeos site
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An Emulator for DS is what I'm looking for.
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Anybody know where I could find a good one at?
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What are you using to make that?
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Brava... *clap clap*
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SRAW said:
if i remember properly, the Official Laws of SuperJer.com states that no quote chain can be longer than 4, until some asshole(probably aj, but it could have been eden) deleted that post

Usless posted fact number #23,943
Rockbomb said:
xXJigsaw23Xx said:
BUT! is it necessary? No other colors show on black.

Sure they do, check out this awesome bird drawing!

my mistake i meant that its not needed because other colors DO show up on it.
BUT! is it necessary? No other colors show on black.
Whats the purpose of the white crayon...
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SolidKAYOS said:
sprinkles said:
SRAW said:
anyway i suggest

you STFU.


well anyways.. yeah it costs money xP 4.95 so yeah i dont wanna pay it
superjer said:
You can't be serious. You have to pay for software updates on iPod?

Yeah unfortunatly, So thats why i want it free xD without jailbreaking haha.
It is for the Iphone but not the Ipod appearently
I have like 6 in my drawer hah. I buy new ones and just keep my pld ones xP
Ok guys, I wanna get my Ipod touch the latest update v3.1.3 but i wanna try to get it for free any ideas?
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Sick vid
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awh Solid didnt get to do a special for april fools day xD its not much of a holiday BUT it is one nether the less it is one
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SRAW said:
megaman is stupid

SHUN THE HATER!
1. Remember what the list was for before scrolling to the top
2. Invent a new sex postion
3. Turn back time
4. do a front-flip
5. Kill the fucker who keeps eating the last tostito
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MARDI GRAU!
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ok so i have some videos i recorded on my phone that i want on my ipod touch but i cant put the saved videos in my itunes AND THEN sync them it says one or more files cant be sync'd is it the wrong format or something?
This is SOOOO unfair
sprinkles said:
SolidKAYOS said:
Rockbomb said:
1.) Get linux
2.) ????
3.) Profit!

But no seriously, vista is shit, get rid of it ASAP.

My gf has vista on her laptop got it for xmas from her dad. I hate vista -_-



Dumb her, say "Sorry I only date women with Windows 7."

I'm not agreeing I'm just pointing out I think you mean Dump not Dumb...
I'll do it ha just get the script
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this is actually pretty epic xD i laughed
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=felZ-IUzXG8&feature=player_embedded
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Too late..
i have windows 7
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is it just me and/or my computer or does every other one of down's posts seem like the post color is just a little different.
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you know we need something a little less counterproductive to talk about.
I was reffering to Kayos
the_cloud_system said:
SolidKAYOS said:
Well oh well..fucking use it less you wanna end up talking about the void and matter. Dude she sounds like a English class.

and i dont see it. I see the cloud systems..



say wahtttttt

what were you ganna say anyways...
its ironic about the light bulb because im sure that TRUELY is the reason for some of his past posts
So since i was his neighbor at one point does that make me from there too
aaronjer said:
My mini fridge is bigger than yours. Not to rain on your parade or anything.


isnt the point of a mini fridge is so that its small and doesnt consume alot of space.
I wanna do it! xD
basically anything you want to if you look hard enough.
how many Jews can u fit in a volkswagon

2 in the back and 150 in the ashtray
We must be ready people the end is apon us! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zaAVUwN4pQ
hah dude seriously i bet you couldnt get 30 facts on Euclid that easily it would take time..
superjer said:
sprinkles said:
Is anyone over-looking the fact that he made a game engine?

I jus' think that is fucking awesome.


Thank you for noticing that. :>

Making a game engine is difficult. Making a networked game engine (that works) is nearly impossible. And SPARToR nearly works so that means it was nearly nearly impossible to make.


I think that sentence was an oxymoron
haha dont worry i can feel it in really easy hah i just suck at intros to essays so yeah and oh yeah thats what he meant xP
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sprinkles said:
SolidKAYOS said:
=
Striking Resemblance?



Nice.


Also,


Moreover,
http://www.somethingawful.com/flash/


Epic fail now the fat can be lazier
he like commented on it and oh yeah Havokk read the edited on my post
SolidKAYOS said:
xXJigsaw23Xx said:
its a portfolio and on one part its either the essay or 20 journal entries

Wtf? we have to do projects but they can be wood working shit or a essay on a mathematician. The world is Made of shapes. If there weren't shapes. Then there would be No world.


But... I will try

A world without shapes. There are many shapes in this world that makes up the world itself. Shapes consists of everything from triangles, circles, hexagons, octagons and much more. The world itself is a shape, along with everything in it. But what if the world had no shapes. Having no shapes would mean everything would be crunched and messed upon its self. No shapes would mean not having form in building, or putting things together.

Though shapes seems like nothing in term, but in reality, shapes is one of the most needed things of this world, to be a world. Everything is of shape. Pencils would be crooked or meshed, papers would be cut in abnormal places. The octagon wouldn't even exist. If then, it would be the Meshagon, or just a normally named base.

Without shapes in this world, you wouldn't be teaching this class about measuring them. However, you would be teaching about how to measure mesh. If that's even possible. If so, you would have gone through a lot to get there. The kids would hate having you as a teacher cause of all the hard work of you would be putting them through. Inevitably the kids would find it simpler to come up with straight shapes, forming squares and circles and more. Making your hard work a waste.

"The world is not flat, it is a sphere". Thus, with these words shapes would be made. There can not be a world without shapes. Shapes are here..one way or the other. Becoming what they are in any form and fashion.



Its a little over 250. It might not really make sense. But if it works you owe me.


Hmm, well I'll use the first and the lsat paragraphs for sure xD but im not big on the middle part.

oh and yeah, we didnt do an essay on a mathamatician instead on one category in the portfolio we get to list 30 facts about Euclid as one of our choices and not much is even known about him to what I can find
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Epic Fail......
its a very hard topic xD its just generally shapes xD
That's something that can't be true o.e if the (')s were almost gone im ganna have to like stop having words in my sentences like can't... and shouldn't and couldn't and wouldn't and yeah so on and so on
its a portfolio and on one part its either the essay or 20 journal entries
haha its a her xD and also its geometry o.e so yeah
i need to write a 250 word Essay on what the world would be like without shapes. because there is no way i could get 20 journal entries in my math class before these next 3 weeks r up . ideas?
(please stay on topic) xD
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aaronjer said:
I suppose I usually am doing something. But regardless... why did you just say that?


yeah really im lost
10. jump from a plane without a parachute
11. snort crack from a strippers butt.
12. complete a single homework assignment
13. run a 28 mile marathon backwards on ur hands in the nude.
14. experience a near death experience involving a fat woman's cleavage.
15. be shocked by nipple clamps
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aaronjer said:
You people need help.

What else is new.
its just one question A DAY
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oh and im just pointing out the ihatejade.com one isnt worth the time not at all.
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i have other ways to do it then your little trick so i dont care hah
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is thtn bad
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oh yeah xD
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well here see if this is better
http://www.tomuchattention.com/
Truck
still the same thing man
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wow not ganna ask
EDIT: and on a second note i could get you a shit load of these sites in NO TIME
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nice xD
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why yes it appears every other time you try to put a picture on superjer
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ive realized i need a new avatar xP but i dont know what to get xD
There i sent you one xD
give us an email adress xD
? does anyone know what he is talkong about?


ive been messing with mine xD so yes there are some random desktop icons haha
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haha yes i do
maLafis said:
im not new to making maps, i just havent made a map in over a year and i forgot alot of things. I want to know how do i make a door open a certain way that i want it to? for example, im making a map of my house and i want to have all the doors swing a certain way and i dont remember how to do it! please help

well have you tried turning the knob and applying force in the direction you want it to go? =O (Ignore this I dont deal with this hammer mapping junk)
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Hmm well Valentines Day is 2 days away so how about this, comment and tell, The word "love" in modern day terms is tossed around without much meaning what do you people think about this topic
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Hmm 9 was decent wasn't satisfied with inglorious Bastards though.
I'm not Unless Ive been lieing to myself for years O.e which i trust me not to do that
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5im0Ssyyus undenieble Proof! that....Unicorns exist
Im just a fan... thats my reason to watch...(No homo)
I would just like to point out that you posted this twice O.e
jrkookid said:
the_cloud_system said:
nice man


talk about lazy. ^ wouldnt even type it himself
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ADVERTISMENTS!!!This shall be the solution to our whole superjer is dieing problem xD
well not really but its a nice thought haha
lmao Im inside you and it FEELS GOOD!
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Oh ok xD oh well hah I can deal have only almost 750
Beetlejuice! of course. That's an easy one
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but your post counts are so high O.e
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Whats the numbers for under our medals =O beside our sign-up date?
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you should have done it like the people on CoD where the people yell in really serious tone, xD
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SolidKAYOS said:

I would just like to point out the fact that it has a switch to change it from DVD to MP3.
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No you didn't!! you cant prove it
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you are all wierd and that sloth is creepy O.e
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Sloth said:
xXJigsaw23Xx said:
SolidKAYOS said:
sprinkles said:
Rockbomb said:



.......................


..........................wow
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SolidKAYOS said:
sprinkles said:
Rockbomb said:



.......................
This was because i was bored...

_____________________________________________________



You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi Random STranger.
Stranger: Whoa, caps fail.
You: hello
You: xD
Stranger: This is uninteresting.
Stranger: <--- Amazing.
You: very much so... MAKE it interesting O.o
Stranger: LIKE SERIOUSLY.
You: well..?\
You: Im waiting
Stranger: Why do I have to wear the pants in this relationship?
Stranger: I mean, come on.
Stranger: You're a man!
Stranger: Do your job!
You: O.e
Stranger: Seriosuly.
You: Your odd
Stranger: WHAT.
Stranger: You wanted interesting D:
Stranger: Tough crowd.
You: do you have a bipolar problems?
Stranger: You know what?
You: Dont go off on me its ur fault
Stranger: WHen you assume...
Stranger: You make an "ass" out of "u" and "me".
Stranger: Ugeddit? :D
You: heard it -.-
Stranger: ...
Stranger: And you thought I was uninteresting.
Stranger: You can has iPad?
You: O.e DOESNT COMPUTE!
You: WHAT
You: ???
You: You make my mom hurt D=
Stranger: ...
Stranger: Dude.
Stranger: Just...
Stranger: ...
Stranger: Dude.
You: I <3 Dude
Stranger: Google it on teh interwebz.
You: Internet? you mean INTERNET O_O
Stranger: Nuh.
Stranger: INTEEEEEEEEERWEBZ
Stranger: Like...
You: I DONT WANNA GOOGLE THAT SH** <.< o_o
Stranger: Antrepenewr.
You: Whats that mean =D
Stranger: Entrepeneur.
Stranger: Or something.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
I need a free copy of a good photoshop that is compatible with windows 7. help please?
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I agree twas an excellent movie =D
No he cant its so bad that he seriously cant even be helped with lazer eye surgery
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The best part was the last 5 minutes if that so yeah it was a terrible waste of my time.
its SRAW... we all do
touce'
All in all, this thread is an epic fail, it was completely pointless.
i believe i do since i am KAYOS's smarter & better half.
epic...
The rules say you cant do that!!!
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this truck is going nowhere fast xP
I vote AJ as admin =D can I do that?
haha yes the memories of games that once were that were indeed fun-filled at the time... what im getting at is yeah that was an awesome game i rocked at it haha
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i had a dream like that once except it was nothing like it. It involved an orange, a butter knife, 2 condoms, a bed, a blender, a hamster, and a 3 lb. tub of lube.


i did decent =D lol
my fn and arrow keys does volume and brightness xD
Touce'...
Everybody!... run for the hills!
well i think your a cheap bastard xD because i just went yesterday and bought a computer with my own money.
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It was indeed a decent movie I liked it but ahh it definitly could have been improved. Oh and it doesnt help that i left the theater for like 30 minutes with my girlfriend so yeah i missed a portion of it.
brava people it didnt take long to get off topic about the HUNDREDS OF DEAD NON-WHITE PEOPLE OVER IN HAITI xD
sprinkles said:
Sloth said:
code



Thats what it looked like when I was born.


no comment
the_cloud_system said:
post it in the goddamn user user thingey


to late =D
And ya... thats all i got for an enterance xP
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INDEED I AM!!!
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he wanted to keep it going til april fools day
Ya right the day this place is shut down is the day the world ends...and SRAW will grow balls
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Oh you have a website named after your greatness O_O
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And this Amazing story could be your for the low low price of only $9.95 did you say only $9.95YES ONLY $9.95 SO BUY IT NOW!
Mate de Vita said:
eDan Co. said:
Both adding 3 words and invisible text?

I don't know, that hardly clasifies as invisible text. I mean, technically it was invisible but it was so badly hidden even <SRAW> would probably find it.

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Your a Jew!
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you seem to have a post color that is some what of a purplish color...
im outa this shit... Here we go
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Highly doubtful
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who?
Ah that makes alot of sence!!! (yes purpose spelling)
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YAY!
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Skitsofrenic is not me this time I did sign him up though He just wanted to join so ya... so the title... totally unethical.
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Not in my world
I was actually thinking of "Don't bitch, you told Edan", but whatever.

Yes, this whole thread is one big fail. It's so awesome, I say sarcastically. The 3-word story has started again
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Hello dumbass im pretty sure my hair is more brown so ya it must be someone else
?? is fun, STOP RESTARTING IT! Or else ... you will die a horrible death. Death once had in my pants a penis, man, it was big! so big it disrupted the gravitational pull around rosanne. So Opera thought "lets give away free soft porn to little kids! yay sead all the black people and the whites to the kkk lets prase them in the name- They were cut-off due to a sudden ingulfing inferno cast by a necromancer who had a nice hat that shot out GIANT SPACE LASERS THAT COULD BRING lowercase letters back to even lower and then back, ending the sentence, or maybe not. "You actually did my mother?" said Down Rodeo to Havokk Egde #1. Havokk quickly absconded his mom's penis
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ROTFLMASFAO!!!!
I suggest trying frostwire, very reliable for any music you want
?? is fun, STOP RESTARTING IT! Or else ... you will die a horrible death. Death once had in my pants a penis, man, it was big! so big it disrupted the gravitational pull around rosanne. So Opera thought "lets give away free soft porn to little kids! yay sead all the black people and the whites to the kkk lets prase them in the name- They were cut-off due to a sudden ingulfing inferno cast by a necromancer who had a nice hat that shot out GIANT SPACE LASERS THAT COULD BRING lowercase letters back to even lower and then back, ending the sentence, or maybe not. "You actually did my mother?" said Down Rodeo to Havokk Egde one
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Dude that isn't my fucking fault i didn't go around telling that shit I have no desire to care what you think I did or didn't do...
?? is fun, STOP RESTARTING IT! Or else ... you will die a horrible death. Death once had in my pants a penis, man, it was big! so big it disrupted the gravitational pull around rosanne. So Opera thought "lets give away free soft porn to little kids! yay sead all the black people and the whites to the kkk lets prase them in the name- They were cut-off due to a sudden ingulfing inferno
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I do just a little bit though
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you must high on dope or something u fucking douche i didn't say anything to anyone you fuck tard
?? is fun, STOP RESTARTING IT! Or else ... you will die a horrible death. Death once had in my pants a penis, man, it was big! so big it disrupted the gravitational pull around rosanne. So Opera thought "lets give away free soft porn to little kids! yay sead all the black people and the whites to the kkk lets prase them in the name
PANDA BEATS ALL!!
i come back eventually to give you blood transfusions gosh
?? is fun, STOP RESTARTING IT! Or else ... you will die a horrible death. Death once had in my pants a penis, man, it was big! so big it disrupted the gravitational pull around rosanne. So Opera thought "lets give away free soft porn to little kids! yay sead all the black people and the whites to the kkk
MUSHROOMS!!!
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Fuck you dude i didn't do SHIT!!!
Well yes im a virgin but i only chose to be i could have not have been like 2 days ago but o well
?? is fun, STOP RESTARTING IT! Or else ... you will die a horrible death. Death once had in my pants a penis, man, it was big! so big it disrupted the gravitational pull around rosanne. So Opera thought "lets give away free soft porn to little kids! yay sead all the black people
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I'm not the one coming on to guys over the internet
?? is fun, STOP RESTARTING IT! Or else ... you will die a horrible death. Death once had in my pants a penis, man, it was big! so big it disrupted the gravitational pull around rosanne. So Opera thought "lets give away free soft porn
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No my penis is not attached to your croch so stop looking down thinking man i wish this was jigsaw's penis so i could try to suck it all day because he's so fucking amazing. My helicopter don't float like that man. (ya thats right my helicopter bitches get over it)
?? is fun, STOP RESTARTING IT! Or else ... you will die a horrible death. Death once had in my pants a penis, man, it was big! so big it disrupted the gravitational pull around rosanne. So Opera thought
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i do... to your mom in bed while bending her over putting it to her
?? is fun, STOP RESTARTING IT! Or else ... you will die a horrible death. Death once had in my pants a penis man
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you guys no im true
?? is fun, STOP RESTARTING IT! Or else ... you will die
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who is this guy
you felt like it
That was beautiful. I think I may be the only one who understands what Aaronjer just said. Also I think we should stop not at all because here we are trying to do exactly what ever we want with this truck
nah
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You should correct yourself google is not even a verb people now a days use it as one but actually it's not its just a proper noun or you know the name of a company
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and you spend 20 minutes thinking of this for no reason. I figured everyone here already knew what it was anyways which they probably do.
A Bum had two big hands and buck teeth. His dream was to win the Handicap Olympics one time in the near by future, so he could have a shiny light saber of HOBO wisdom to finally do all his taxes. Monterey was his name and so he was called Monty the Jigsaw pie. Ironically enough though he was a lactosintolerate dirty man, who liked pandas. He also was a man of superior unparalleld retardedness. When he got his throne usurped with chocolate syrup
A Bum had two big hands and buck teeth. His dream was to win the Handicap Olympics one time in the near by future, so he could have a shiny light saber of HOBO wisdom to finally do all his taxes. Monterey was his name and so he was called Monty the Jigsaw pie. Ironically enough though he was a lactosintolerate dirty man, who liked pandas. He also was
A Bum had two big hands and buck teeth. His dream was to win the Handicap Olympics one time in the near by future, so he could have a shiny light saber of HOBO wisdom to finally do all his taxes. Monterey was his name and so he was called Monty the Jigsaw pie. Ironically enough though he was a lactosintolerate dirty man
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CARPE DIEM!!!!
A Bum had two big hands and buck teeth. His dream was to win the Handicap Olympics one time in the near by future, so he could have a shiny light saber of HOBO wisdom to finally do all his taxes. Monterey was his name and so he was called Monty the Jigsaw pie. Ironically enough though
A Bum had two big hands and buck teeth. His dream was to win the Handicap Olympics one time in the near by future, so he could have a shiny light saber of HOBO wisdom to finally do all his taxes. Monterey was his name and so he was called Monty
A Bum had two big hands and buck teeth. His dream was to win the Handicap Olympics one time in the near by future, so he could have a shiny
A Bum had two big hands and buck teeth. His dream was to win the Handicap Olympics one time in the near by future
A Bum had two big hands and buck teeth. His dream was to win the Handicap Olympics one
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Dammit your giving me away !!!
A Bum had two big hands and buck teeth.
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Hehe nobody knows me well enough to really discuss me I feel mysterious
ha then i guess #888887
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OH MY GOD are you serious, that is a first also you know you could also play with your dogs you never even notice as existing
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you brokestided my computer!
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ya I no you guys were dieing for me to make one so you could talk

so.... proceed! <- (spelled wrong)
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YOUR AN ASSY FUCK TARD haha ya I said it... didn't mean it but yea.... please don't kill I swear I take it BACK!!!!!!
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not only that but he also lives deep in the woods on a shitty drive way.... so don't visit him if its icy or anything you might jsut end up stuck with him for a few hours more... and also Havokk you could always go jump in your 2 inches deep pond out back well its usually that small it seems.
never said it was good i just wrote it lol
ive written a few poems here read one

Cravings give in to the darkest desires, your proximity of insanity begins to higher.
Darkness comes closer and trys to creep in, you can almost feel the need within.
It's so close now you can't hardly resist, it itches inside to not persist.
Give in to your needs, bite down and enjoy, now is the time....your inhumanity feeds.
whoo hoo... i still wanted 23 points but o well
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um... ok he wins thats just about as randim as you get for some new guy to come out of the blue and just start talking about random subjects in the wrong thread WOO GO NEW DUDE!!!!
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melloyellow582 said:
Havokk Edge said:
melloyellow582 said:
Disregard that. Flash PLAYER does jack shit. You need the really version of Flash PROGRAM, man! SO get it and do it the right way! Do you understand? Huh.

http://www.adobe.com/products/flash/?promoid=BPDEE

IM A DOUCEBAG PORN FANATIC


like a couple months ago actually cause i told you about it
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melloyellow582 said:
Disregard that. Flash PLAYER does jack shit. You need the really version of Flash PROGRAM, man! SO get it and do it the right way! Do you understand? Huh.

http://www.adobe.com/products/flash/?promoid=BPDEE

There now it's understandable.
Shut up havokk lol you pretty much did say that
*blinks dumbfoundedly* wow o......k?
Hey don't worry, like a DUMBASS Havokk didn't know and pressed Alt+F4
ill find you something to!
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They don't but dammit they make a pretty good excuse for me to get a new one! ^_^
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touce'!
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damn how come every one else is getting new titles i feel left out
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This conversation is going absolutely NO WHERE!!!!!!!!!!
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Um..... say again. I did't quite catch that.
Thx Edan.....I really don't know why we are thanking him but ya thanks
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Down Rodeo said:
On the other hand, fuck you.


And on the third hand fuck your mom!
So you DON'T have nine lives then?
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No I just wanted to post the rules here so anyone who didn't know about it does now and is playing :D
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ha thanks i really enjoyed these actually!
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THAT'S WHY IT'S CALLED DEJA VU
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THE GAME


Rule 1:
Everyone is playing the game. They always have been and always will be. Participation in a game requires neither consent nor awareness of its existence.

Only when someone has told you about The Game does it become possible to lose, unless you independently create The Game.

The creator of The Game was the first person to realise that he was playing, and was therefore the first person to lose.

Variations:

You only begin playing The Game when you become aware of its existence.
You may choose to not play The Game.

Rule 2:
Whenever you think about The Game you lose

Rule 3:
Loss must be announced.

This is the only rule that can be broken.

You must tell everyone you can that you have lost.

It is possible to explain The Game to someone without realising that you have lost. Whether this counts as cheating or not depends on your interpretation of Rule 2.

Variations:

Upon loss you must explain the rules of The Game to anyone who is unaware of them.
A warning is required before explaining The Game to others.
Every loss must be announced to at least one person.

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Murphy is visiting...

Murphy is visiting his mate Paddy who has a broken leg.
"Me feet are fuckin' freezing mate!" Paddy says, "Could you nip upstairs and get me slippers?"
"No bother," Murphy replies. He runs upstairs and there are Paddy's two stunning 19 year old twin daughters sat on their beds.
"Hello dere girls, your Da' sent me up here to shag ya both."
"Fuck off you liar!". they exclaim in unison.
"I'll prove it," Murphy says. So he shouts down the stairs, "Both of them, Paddy?"
"Of course both of them! What's the use of fuckin' one?"

--------------------------------------------------------------


How do you keep a bunch of twats in suspense?

I'll tell you tomorrow.

--------------------------------------------------------------

Two Irish men were walking through a forest...

Two Irish men were walking through a forest when they saw a sign saying "Tree fellers needed".

One looks at the other and says "Arr, tis a shame Paddy aint wit' us"

--------------------------------------------------------------
Jesus was preaching to his disciples and said "Come forth and you shall win eternal life."

John came fifth and won a toaster.

---------------------------------------------------------------

A Irish woman was in bed with her lover when the door was thrown open and there stood her husband.

He glared at her lover and bellowed,
aaronjer said:
Down Rodeo said:
How paranoid is everyone?


Why do you want to know?!

Becasuse he wants to know that he is not alone in this world of sane people O_O *blink blink*
* waves his head in a random direction*

Somewhere that way!
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So still you know you play it ALOT!!!
Havokk you know that we are all paranoid in any and ALL senses of the term.
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Hmm a chance to see havokk get off final fantasy and do something DIFFERENT!!! I might have to see that with my own eyes and give it back....or not I do enjoy it so much
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I kinda feel loved. My sentence is the center of attention at the moment!
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ya but probably not
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This is only too true!
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Oh Oh Oh dont forget the whip cream!
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o great you just built his confidence -_-
this is very doubtful
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Nobody is talking on this anymore and they should its the SHIT!!! fuck man you can waist hours on that game doing nothing but kicking your teams ass then go out of the safe house alone and get your ass raped alone on expert by a tank witch or a hoard!!!
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eDan Co. said:
jrkookid said:
Rumo cred dryd fyc muhk! yht pakkehan ku kad meva palyica oui landyehmo tu hud ryja uha.

(Al Bhed)


I still have the decrypting alphabet from when Havokk and Jigsaw were using this shit. Something about shit and begginer should go let life something... who cares?

hey i totally remember doing that that was really fun and retarded all at the same time
Im just saying this now Havokk....YOUR COMPUTER SUCKS!!!!
Fuck you, you don't see entertainment like this everyday im with Havokk on this one!
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HAHa that game will never see the light of your lamp
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YA!
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so
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Havokk Edge said:
Jigsaw:

I want you to learn how to find new porn of our fav FF chars.So i dont gatta.

P.S:Porn is my life of some sort.

i meant actually means u getting out of ur room and having one in the actual world not the virtual

o and Havokk

You (even though this counteracts on my last request) need to try FF& Crisis Core its fun
WAS IT SILVER? O_O
Fuck you coffee's good
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Havokk^

I want you to start getting a life of some sort
aaronjer said:
So... god now curses us with hydroplaning?

Thats sure what it seems like.
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Well I converted it
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you'd think that huh?
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i liked the valkiries they looked kool in the movie
screw YOU i REFUSE!!!
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AHHH Alcohol....memories that you will never remember
HAVOKK forced me here and from there i was DAMNED to be condemed here for eternity
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it was ok i went and watched it yeasterday
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HAHA
lol
nah we good
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so wut....new to me
WHOOOO!
Mind Games?....me either
NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
aaronjer said:
This'll make up for my travesty.



I'm not just posting this to give Havokk a hard on. Does this look perspectively correct? Does the hair look weird? Specific points I want to know if there's anything funny looking are her feet and butt-crack. I haven't drawn either of those things from this angle yet so I need an opinion or two to assure me I did it right. Until I know I can't give her any underwear! She'll get cold all commando like that!

I've also attempted to put clothes on the poor girl for once. Fancy that. I intend to untie her arms and have em forward in that prayerish position that Zelda of later games is prone to.



Does my shading on the lower part of the dress look at all normal? Can you distinguish what it's trying to show?

I dont know about her ass looks wrong in the first pic but i dont no wut it is
LMFAO!!!!!
thats because thats also an actual word
FIXED:excited
o ya
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FINE......MENERGY
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ANALBLAST!
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I was try the RAWBERRY
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ME TOO THAT WOULD BE AWESOME....YOU COULD HAVE SOOO MANY BABIES!
ALL HAIL SCHPIDA
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..................? ok
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this is a new video i found on youtube
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=noB4EfpdaQE