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shit, I failed the test
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this is why this is still the best website
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I, for one, am pro-nipples.
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lurked
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A band I’m in finished an album and it’s insane. If you like Death Grips, Nine Inch Nails, Sleigh Bells, Danny Brown, shitty trap music, any sort of punk/thrash/metal, or puking up blood in the middle of the night, you might like it. You might not. Only one way to find out.

creepher.bandcamp.com/album/sea-of-flesh-asphalt
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yeah like just something like a smaller table you know
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maybe some sort of small table or cabinet or something i dunno maybe something like a little piece of wood i guess i mean there are other options
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I'm all about being in.
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Yo hook it up.
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Electrosexual
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I like 5. It good game. 4 also good but 5 better than 4 by lot.
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NatureJay said:
Not gay enough.

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Let's all talk about more things again!
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Didn't all the passwords get reset to your username last year at some point? The ram cache probably got defragged on accident and now you have to clear your kernel.
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Great!
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Rad. I totally see what you mean! I'll take it as a compliment, I guess.

PS for all the people who don't like my boring music, here's another project I'm in that you will like.
http://creepher.bandcamp.com/
It's fucking crazy shit.
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Which U2 song? I don't listen to them, but I'm curious as to how close it really is!
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Hey, thanks! I know the vocals are really low, that's a combination of insecurity in my singing/lyrics and the fact that I lost some of those track project files so I can never re-mix them ever again. You're right, though, they are super quiet on a few songs. That's an awesome description of the music, much better than any I've ever heard.
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I wrote some sad songs and I want you all to listen to them. Good.

http://easier.bandcamp.com/
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I started making a quesadilla a year ago and I forgot how to stop.
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That limited-slip differential sure will help you get hella more downforce per torque, dad.
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aaronjer said:
Not that I watched that video, or any video on here ever.

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I remember, I think it was Jet Monkey Duo, back when he was still only two monkeys.
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It's clearly a xenomorphic facehugger. One of you Jers or Jays made it a long while ago. CornJer, maybe? Probably not. It's shamelessly attempting to inseminate a bottle of the classic 90's soda "Mellow Yellow."
And no, I dropped out of college, so that put a damper on my music show.
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*moved*
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I was thinking about it, but then I decided I wasn't going to.
And THEN I remembered that I don't think I can even do that.
SUDDENLY, I thought that I would maybe change your title to something funny.
HILARIOUSLY, I wrote this post instead.
EXPECTEDLY, I'm much more content in using the effort to do this than that.
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SRAW said:
I LIKE TO YELL ABOUT THINGS THAT DON'T MATTER AND I DON'T UNDERSTAND

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Now this is pole socking.
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superjer said:
the_cloud_system said:
NatureJay said:
SRAW said:
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I had a dream last night.
Someone here suggested that we have a giant meetup.
I think it was rockbomb.
We all went to the library and stood around awkwardly, trying to figure out who was who.
There were a couple people that I knew in real life. Shit was weird.
I had sex with one of you. I forget who. It wasn't great.

It wasn't a very good dream.
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melloyellow582 said:
I post sometimes, to make a point.


Guys, come on, that was funny.
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I post sometimes, to make a point.
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Remember spades?
I remember spades.
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I thought you were gone.
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Today I stepped on a bug. It was a bad day.
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Down Rodeo said:
It's a shit page. I see these all the time and wonder.

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I'm doing music for the masses from 2 a.m. to 4 a.m. on Wednesday nights. PRIME TIME!
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Oh, I have a music show KUGS now.
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Bravo.
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Make it so, Number One.
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I think you might be stalking me, but I don't mind that much.
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I do have leaves and branches growing off of my penis. My friends say it's my defining character trait.
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Apparently some janitor or somebody was cleaning the roof above the station and took apart a necessary transmitter. It should be up soon.
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phoenix_r said:
then they played this song on KUGS a couple times


If you keep listening, you will eventually here my voice reading the news. Next quarter, I'll have an entire show.
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May have edited original post.
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Needs more octaves.
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+17 points for that fabulous .gif.
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Don't use the light_environment. Use a regular "light".
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Sometimes I get lonely and give myself points.
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wat
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Lul.
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Actually, Bob Dylan was very anti-war. I don't think he would have written a song like that.
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Does this look like a cappuccino to you?!?! Not only were our grandfathers the WORST flat-iron chiefs, today isn't a great day to dance.
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You are both arguing semantics. It's the Muckrakers in our society that bring around the REAL quadrants: Floggings.
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melloyellow582 said:
xXJigsaw23Xx said:
chosen: Vatican City- to those who read yes I know its not a country but I was assigned it anyways)


Indeed, it actually is a proper country.

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xXJigsaw23Xx said:
chosen: Vatican City- to those who read yes I know its not a country but I was assigned it anyways)


Indeed, it actually is a proper country.
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AvrantinisSaltze said:
Hiring a web design firm is a good option if you can afford the charges. It is a fact that professional designing firms are expensive. A lot of people prefer freelancers who charge a much lower cost as compared to a web design firm. However, you should be aware of the negative factors while hiring freelancers. First of all, these individuals are not backed by any organizations. They are not bound by any agreement and they can leave a designing project incomplete without any prior notice.
 
Even if a freelance designer is reliable and trustworthy, you can face certain complications. For instance, if your website needs to be updated regularly and the freelancer is unable to work on a particular day due to any reason, your website would not be updated and you would face a lot of problems. On the other hand, a web design firm would have a team of regular employees working on your project.
 
Getting a website designed by a proper firm has another advantage as well. The working procedures of designing professionals are monitored and the design company ensures that all the client requirements are fulfilled. On the other hand, a freelancer is not answerable to anyone. He may not follow the required time frame and cause a delay in delivering the work. This may cause a problem for you.
 
Hiring services of a web design firm is a better option than getting work done by freelancers.
This is more reliable and performance oriented way to get a website designed. Designing firms are not dependent on a particular person. In case of freelancers, you have to search a lot for the right person which consumes a lot of time. On the other hand, you only have to place your requirements in the hands of a designing company and the tasks are completed properly.
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Put more than 10000 dollars worth of something in the cart.
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My unban request accidentally got sent to the accounting department. Now I need to fill out my 1080 forms again, and remember how to sign my name.
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Oh, and I know that you're SRAW. (You have the same I.P. anyway)

It was really funny, actually.
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At first, I was doing it for the lulz, but then I realized it wasn't all that lulz-y, but then I did it anyway.
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Oops.
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Hows about I just ban the next person to quote ANYTHING in this truck?
I'll do it.
I'm not afraid to go back to jail.
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Good jorb.
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Down Rodeo said:
Ugh, Pendulum. Wait, has Rebecca Black been posted here? I can't remember any more.


Yeah, I posted that in a different topic.
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Nobody likes your shitty music.


Oh yeah, I'm actually a huge jerk in real life.
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Sick vid
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Sick vid
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... It's SRAW.

There.
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Down Rodeo said:
not every server will automatically start running your map.


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Well... It's Bowie.
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Maybe it just isn't a legit program...
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the_cloud_system said:
I don't know, I think I'm just a sucker for piano



*Phew.*
There.
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Y u no update client?
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You get everything for free (aside from the game) if you buy it now. Updates and all that.
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Cornjer!
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Mate de Vita said:
I'd like to request the title Not aaronjer to prove to all you guys that I'm not really aaronjer in disguise.
Then again my current title is also fine.


Granted.


Oh, oops. Man, I haven't gotten the hang of this Admin-Crystal® yet...
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Man, I really need to stop talking to myself so much.
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No, it's ONLY Aaronjer and you. Two people on the forum.
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molkman said:
Whoa, your stache looks incredibly douchey-


I agree.
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Oh really? 'Cause I can't read. Thanks!
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WHERE THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN.
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Send an email to the address he put when he registered!
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Don't remind me!

He was my only Jew friend in the whole internet.
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The post right above yours was edan. I thought you were replying to a post by him for a second...
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cloud_the_system said:
thiory of evoultion??

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thiory of evoultion??

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thiory of evoultion??

cloud_the_system said:
thiory of evoultion??

cloud_the_system said:
thiory of evoultion??
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I've said it before, I'll say it again.
I think there is a close positive correlation involving screen resolution and user I.Q.
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Bump.
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Rockbomb said:
When did fancy handlebar mustaches become hipster?













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latfh.
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func_illusionary.
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Molk-who?
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You can type that all you want.
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I understand that there is no NEED for any sort of compassion on the internet, but that doesn't mean that you shouldn't try anyway. I think that is what separates those who want to try to be good people from those who don't care.

Yes, internet trolling is all fun and games, and shouldn't be taken seriously, but it is still a very interesting thing when you take into context that there are real people on the other side of your magic electric box.
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SolidKAYOS said:
Yes.. I mean, I didn't say "Oh, I'm glad you're alright," I just tried to loosen up the place.. Not being mean about it. I'm glad sprinkles is O.K, and his family, but... Yes... SK is going to shut up now. Not good at these things.


Oh, okay. I understand now.
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melloyellow582 said:
(Oh, and also, I'm totally not giving any points out.)

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What?

(Oh, and also, I'm totally not giving any points out.)
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Plus 6 points for everyone!
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That is clearly photoshopped.


Clearly.
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What are you talking about?
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Triple post!


John Locke time:

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If a man born blind, and able to distinguish by touch between a cube and a globe, were made to see, could he now tell by sight which was the cube and which the globe, before he touched them?
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Of course it is a false sentence. That's why it's fun!
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Oh! Right. Different topic.


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I totally agree that logically, it is easy to define something like a bale of hay, but practically it is both ridiculous and almost impossible to do.
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Yeah.

1. There is President's Day, but that has (almost) nothing to do with birthdays.

2. Carl Sagan was an important guy in science.

3. He probably smoked weed like, every day.

4. Nobody is "celebrating" his birthday.

5. Racist?

6. I like making lists for things that it is unnecessary to make lists for.
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Suck it.
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That is all.
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That could either be a Ska band or a filthy Synth-Pop band.


Very promising.
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THIS IS IMPORTANT.

This means something.
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Thanks.
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The fact that is IS a paradox makes it not a paradox. The sentence (if it can define itself, which is another matter entirely) basically states that it is a paradox; however, a paradox is basically something that doesn't make sense. So, logically it is true that if the sentence is not a shrimp (which it is not), it "must" be a paradox. That leads to the problem, because a paradox shouldn't make sense. That means that the sentence is NOT a paradox after all! Still, I am fairly confident that the sentence still is not a shrimp.

Again, it is very silly and doesn't stand have much true intellectual merit, but it is fun.
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Got a new one for ya.

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The paradox itself states: "If this statement is not a shrimp, then it is a paradox."

What makes this statement untimely confusing is the fact that it is not a shrimp. This would have us conclude that it is a paradox.

What makes this statement a paradox is the fact that it makes perfect logical sense, except for the fact that it makes perfect logical sense.

The initial statement makes sense, as the statement is not a shrimp and is paradox. However, paradoxes do not make sense, so the fact that it makes sense and is a paradox makes no sense, making it a paradox.


It's kind of a dumb catch-22 sort of thing, but still ultimately mind-boggling to me.
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Anyone got some spiffy non-copyrighted ready-to-go plug-n-play band names?

I'm trying to think of some stuff that isn't terribly cliché or something like that.
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Is your name pronounced Jay Are Cool Kid, Junior Cool Kid, or JurCool Kid?
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It shouldn't be, but it sort of is.
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Yes, that is indeed the point. Thank you for understanding!
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Yes, but the point is that undefined things are... well, hard to define. It's easy to say that 10-1 is not 10 anymore, but with something abstract like a bale of hay or being "late", the line gets a lot less clear.
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So, the smallest bale of hay that fits your "minimum bale" size minus 1 piece of straw is no longer a bale?
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Is a bale of hay still a bale of hay if you remove one straw?

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Exactly! The point is that it is almost impossible to specifically define an object like that. "About" a kilogram doesn't cut it.
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So if it's .0001 grams under 1 kilogram, it isn't a heap anymore?
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Oh, okay.

I just want him back so bad.
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Unrelated, but still fun to think about:

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Otherwise known as the "heap paradox", the question regards how one defines a "thing." Is a bale of hay still a bale of hay if you remove one straw? If so, is it still a bale of hay if you remove another straw? If you continue this way, you will eventually deplete the entire bale of hay, and the question is: at what point is it no longer a bale of hay? While this may initially seem like a superficial problem, it penetrates to fundamental issues regarding how we define objects. This is similar to Theseus' paradox.
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Cornjer?
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Rockbomb said:
melloyellow582 said:
This is dumb.

If its so dumb, why don't you ban me?


I can double ban you.
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This is dumb.
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Are you serious?




Like... really?




REALLY?
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Okay.
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There's a reason this truck is where it is.


STOP POSTING HERE.
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Agreed.
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Did you just try to pluralize an already plural word by putting an "i" on the end of it?



Or are you just bad at spelling?
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SRAW said:
Did you know:

SRAW played half life redemption and half life wanted before the original half life ?


Redemption was a terribly made game. They just threw out some sort of sequel without even trying. There were spelling errors, helllla glitches, and it just didn't make sense.


Wanted, however, was awesome.
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I always go by how the sun rises and sets.
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Seriously though, if you post something like that again I'm going to ban you for like a week. Both your accounts.


At least post clever things or things TRYING to be clever.
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Down Rodeo said:
Does this have anything to do with a horrible drawing bug that I saw earlier?



Ah man, this one?

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Fine.

The difference in listening to FLAC versus MP3 or ACC or many other encoding systems on regular speakers/headphones is a very minimal trade from the size of the file. Unless you have studio speakers or very nice headphones, FLAC is only better in your mind.
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I have no strong feelings about audio encoding either way, but I think it is a silly thing to get in a debate about.
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sprinkles said:
Rockbomb said:
and it plays FLAC...

FLAC ftw



No, not really.
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Clearly you don't like music.
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Is this a problem?
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You think you're so cool.
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Just to jump in, do you REALLY think that he is going to make hacks and then just throw them away?
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OR, I can just say ANYONE WHO SAYS ANYTHING IN THIS TRUCK BUT SOMETHING NICE TO ME WILL BE BANNED FOR 5 DAYS.
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I changed your title. Because it was funny. And because I like changing titles.
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Yeah, seriously. Why AM I an admin? I don't even know how to work a microwave.


Oh wait, it's 'cause I AM FUCKING AWESOME.
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superjer said:
It looks just like the regular site with a few more buttons here and there.


And it's in red!
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Maybe. Wanna find out?
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Actually, EVERYBODY loved Tesla.

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Dude, you're the same person. That's just pathetic.
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Fuck man, that's exactly the opposite of what we should do.
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Well yeah, when you analyze anything long enough, it eventually comes down to "it does that just because that's what it does!"
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Theoretically.
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Well, there goes the academic level that was so high a moment ago.
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A conclusion should be something definite, like "we can conclude that nobody cares", or "we can conclude that someone cares". I basically said something in between the two. So, we can conclude that... I don't really know, honestly.
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I think it's harder to put a value on facts, or conclusions. Obviously, what I have just stated is possibly true, so to say it doesn't matter in the same context that an opinion or a less developed and meaningful idea might be correct, but would be harder to justify.
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So, we can conclude that while somebody cares, they are incredibly insignificant and pathetic in comparison to everything else. In fact, they are getting more insignificant and pathetic every second.
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Again, my bad. What I meant was the size of us as people are asymptotic as compared to the size of the universe. As it expands, we in proportion get smaller and smaller.

I'm studying theater. Ha. I kind of have a hardcore love for astronomy and space though.

And people, shit, read a book.
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That was my bad, I misspoke. I agree that the universe is constantly expanding, what I meant to do was throw in a few "virtually"'s in there. Virtually infinite, virtually really fucking big. For a while scientists thought that the universe would eventually stop expanding, but now they say it looks like it's just going to keep going. Taking this into account, the potential infinity that the universe has will kind of null everything out of existence. It's a kind of asymptote.

My real beliefs on all this have yet to actually come out; I'm a college freshman, what the hell do I know? I'm just throwing out ideas that are forming in my >0 sized skull.
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Assuming the universe IS infinite, then no matter how large something is, compared to the size of the rest of everything, it doesn't take up any space at all.

Ah, Cogito ergo sum. That is still a very arguable point, though. The logical flow of existence should be that something exists, so it has the ability to think. The "I think, therefore I am" approach is flawed in that existence is concluded from thinking. A subtle difference, but still very important in philosophy and psychology.
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Science (from the Latin scientia, meaning "knowledge") is, in its broadest sense, any systematic knowledge that is capable of resulting in a correct prediction (i.e. falsifiability in Karl Popper's sense) or reliable outcome. In this sense, science may refer to a highly skilled technique, technology, or practice.
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Actually, according to science, none of us technically exist, as our mass and volume as compared to the rest of the universe is arguably 0.
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Scientists have not yet come up with a reason as to why I cannot bump century old threads, therefore you cannot disprove that it was the right thing to do.
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Nobody cares.
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bump.
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Stranger: do YOU like fetuses being killed?
You: Haha.
You: That is phrased poorly.
You: I think that a woman has a right to choose what happens to her body.
Stranger: oh fuck that mate what choice does the kid have
Stranger: no choice
Stranger: the woman had a choice when she had sex and got pregnant. the woman always has more choice than the kid
You: Rape?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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If all else fails, defragment your RAM cache.
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You: Hi
Stranger: Hi how are you, male here if it matters
You: Doesn't matter.
You: What is your favourite band?
Stranger: nickleback you?
You: Oh.
You: Uhhhhh...
You: Bye.
You have disconnected.
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The so called "RED TEAM" leader has just announced that the team has drafted none other than ex-champion Dan "Earthquake McGoon" Flancake to be their Scrum Half for the next season of Pole Socking.

**BAD IMAGE**

It still remains to be seen how the Phthalocyanine Green team will respond to this blatant lack of respect for authority.
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I'm half Jewish.
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Mate de Vita said:

True, it's more awesomer.


You could have said "more awesome". I would have even let "awesomer" slide. But BOTH?

-20 points 'cause I'm feeling sassy.
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the_cloud_system said:
that was a lie to



-10 points for an annoying spelling mistake.
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No, that's a default IP you're router gives you, just for local stuff. It doesn't connect to the net.
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Here's the plan:

Every time anyone on this forum commits a sin, instead of just absolving it, I'll transfer it over to sprinkles.
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No, what is in Cracked?
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None of those are sins.
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An ordained minister. I can marry you, divorce you, baptize you and absolve you of your sins.
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Stranger: You?
You: Quite
Stranger: What?
You: Never mind.
You: Yes.
You: Yes i have.
Stranger: Oh ok. I was like what the flying fuck does quite mean
You: You've never heard the word "quite" before?
Stranger: Well yeah but like weird brittish people say it
You: Ah
You: Maybe when you get older, your peer group's vocabulary will expand
You: And you will be able to hear new and exciting words
Stranger: Dude are you like 45 or something becAuse I don't want to be talking to an old man
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I've seen some hideous flash sites.
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how do i right-click?
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If it's a CRT monitor, you might just need to degauss it.
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I noticed a while ago that you bought every combination of bourne3.com.
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Why would it make any difference if it has been used?
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I was wondering superjer if you can give me your s.s. number and make an account for me , I can send you the money through via paypal .
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Is it a CRT monitor?
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I remember when he was Sarw, or something like that.
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You shut up too.
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jrkookid said:
There's the option to mess with people's profiles but there is no ban button. That is very inconvenient and strange.


It's funny, because you don't know what you're talking about!
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More like Französisches Gymnasium!
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All I have is a button that says "ban the_cloud_system?"


I really want to click it.
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Shut it.
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Wait, isn't that a vuvuzela?
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Why am I still around?
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Yes it is.
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burn.
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Vaginas!
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Lawl
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Ish.
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Fuck you.
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Haha right you are, Chuck! Post on!
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Oh, right.




Have you put it in her yet?
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Have you touched her boobs?
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turnip1 said:
fedex _ said:
SRAW said:
dumbass, just delete the steam directory and clear the registry for steam, then just reinstall




lol

Lol i love laughing at you fedex... you're so dumb.

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I want a sandwich.
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Mate de Vita said:
Hey guys, remember when I had 500 posts? Oh, the good times, eh?
While DR is already reaching for the 3k post mark, I just got to 1000.



So, time to reset to 0?
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Wow! That is a lot of commas!
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Who's AJ? I don't know an AJ. Do you? Does anyone?



NO.
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Certainly NOT Pole Socking or Storm Chasing.
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nhbtrhbnm

Nixon helped bribe the red hatted bastard. Nobody move!
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CHANGE.

YOUR.

RESOLUTION.
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And some potted plants!
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Hey! I am NOT made of flesh.
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Ha.
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What's a S.A.R.S. chasm?
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Jew Two!
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I'm going to delete it anyway. So no.
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That was beautiful. I think I may be the only one who understands what Aaronjer just said.
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Shut the fuck up.
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A Bum had two big hands and buck teeth. His dream was to win the Handicap Olympics one time in the near by future, so he could have a shiny light saber of HOBO wisdom to finally do all his taxes. Monterey was his name and so he was called Monty the Jigsaw pie. Ironically enough though he was a lactosintolerate dirty man, who liked pandas. He also was a man of superior unparalleld retardedness. When he got his throne usurped with chocolate syrup, he became quite
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Any suggestions on a good/cheap wireless router? Like, $35 or under would be preferable.

Ideas?
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Everyone put your hands up! Whoever said I'm whack put your hands up! Now everyone else put your hands down!


oh, there he is! there he is!
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w337!
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His hobby is also diabetes.
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Who said I'm whack?
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I feel left out. Somehow, I'm okay with that.
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I neither confirm or deny the existence of the so called "Demands" section. Such allegations are to be taken with the utmost urgency and shall be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law.



What?
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What?
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Yeah, you have to have at least SOMETHING covering it up. Otherwise, its ashamed!
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I hear its actually a xenomorphic face-hugger. From ALIEN, ya know.


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My rhymes are so potent, that in this small segment, I made all the ladies in the area pregnant.


Wait.

Ladies? Here? Bah.
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I did nothing! Really! Everyone blames me!
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What kind of rapping name is that?
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the_cloud_system said:
luckey # sleven

Wrong.
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Pick a number between 1 and 10.
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Wat
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I think we need that more than you know.
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penis
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Wurd.
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xXJigsaw23Xx said:
melloyellow582 said:
Disregard that. Flash PLAYER does jack shit. You need the really version of Flash PROGRAM, man! SO get it and do it the right way! Do you understand? Huh.

http://www.adobe.com/products/flash/?promoid=BPDEE

Nah ya peeps kan ceep it mad rizzeel!.

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Disregard that. Flash PLAYER does jack shit. You need da legit full Flash PROGRAM, dawg! So hit it up and get dosee thoughts in yall head straight! Yaddamean? Feel meh.

http://www.adobe.com/products/flash/?promoid=BPDEE
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lawl
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I <3 teh hives. They are cray-zay dans le concert.
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Extremely.
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molkman said:
melloyellow582 said:
xXJigsaw23Xx said:
Oh Oh Oh don't forget the whipped cream!



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xXJigsaw23Xx said:
Oh Oh Oh dont forget the whipED cream!

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Franz Ferdinand=<3
Fleet Foxes=<3
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If I can't log on, how can I see THAT?


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If you are going to make a fake account cstriker, at least don't make it blatantly obvious.
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Mate de Vita said:

To make a knife only map you make a buyzone for both teams somewhere unreachable and then make a game_player_equip for both teams and only put Yes as a value under give knife.
To make the players unable to buy anything, you can also use the info_map_parameters and set the Weapon_buying to none


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Do you know how to make an entity?
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SRAW, knock it off.
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Do I have permission to delete this truck?
I really really want to.
And at the same time, I don't.
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fixed.
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Moar Comics!


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Nope.

Wait. Can I?
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You can reset passwords?
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It's too late.

The plan has already been set into motion.
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Now make him fix my profile
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Commencing Secret Truck Self Destruct...
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I know exactly what you mean. How about letting admins/mods/whatevuh see IP addresses? Then I could tell who is who. *cough*HAVOKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK*cough*
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Well another secret truck fails.
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So...
What's going on?
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I plead the 3rd.
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And praise Tom Cruise a bit.
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When I say a few weeks, I mean days.
And when I say painful... I mean AWESOME!

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Just letting you know I saw this a few weeks ago.

It's just getting toooo painful now!
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I thought there was another one around here...
oh well.
I'll settle for 1 and a half.
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NOW THERE ARE TWO AND A HALF JEWS RULING THIS PLACE.

THE INTERWEBS ARE OURS!
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aaronjer said:
Hey, SuperJer, make sure to program in a method of detecting the IP of users that is easy to access. So that I can know exactly who is who (that is to say, Havokk) and then not tell anyone anyway or do anything about it.



it would be a LOT easier if you also had to produce a valid email address to register. before havokk figured out about THAT, he would enter his real email.
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Havokk Edge said:
molkman said:
melloyellow582 said:
maybe if you change your goddamn screen resolution it will help.

Haha, that's what I just wanted to say. "Change the resolution from 800x600 to something the fuck else."


I just now so you said change it from 800x600.Um is was actually around 1000xsomthing and i actually lowered it too 800x600.so bite me...



so.. whats it look like now?
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wow! aaronjer just told molkymen that i fergjot a durn peopleperson!
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maybe if you change your goddamn screen resolution it will help.
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Mate de Vita said:
melloyellow582 said:
eDan Co. said:
Mate de Vita said:
I always have an expenditure of time in a manner designed for therapeutic refreshment of my body or mind when checking out these four_a.m.-s


WIN!



WON!

niw!

mello you forgot a smilie...



oops, i forgot a smilie...
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stop downloading porn.
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eDan Co. said:
Mate de Vita said:
I always have an expenditure of time in a manner designed for therapeutic refreshment of my body or mind when checking out these four_a.m.-s


WIN!



WON!
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I really enjoy this faroams.
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I think the only way to be sure is to open another application and attempt to use the scrolling wheel attached to your mouse.
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i think that makes it better
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I will kill everyone.
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I don't get it.
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what?
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i wish i could lock trucks.
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thats not you, thats bo!

IMPOSTOR!
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what, foxytunes?

you mean its not for internet explorer. or whatever the fuck you use.
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no
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obviously havokk loves pretty ponies!
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Please change your screen resolution. Please. It's hurting me.
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you told me to set it to like -1000000, so i set it at like -600 to make you mad.
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havokk, really.

thats not okay.
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havokk, are you 13 or 14?
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OBAMAAAAAAAA!


im excited.

oh, and hes half black.
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haha okay lemme rephrase that. i dont think any of them are extremely good looking as havokk would make it seem.

they certainly arnt ugly.
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DOES

its not that fucking hard.
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i honestly dont find any of those women attractive at all.
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i win!
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whats my prize if i do it?
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DAMN HIM!!
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it was a statement.
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If it wasnt me, and it wasnt you...

WHO WAS IT?


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wasnt me
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no wonder i want to kill you.
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yeah, im pretty sure there is no light anywhere near it...

probably just the nature of the engine.
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So this map i made has a section in complete darkness with water on the floor, but for some reason the water is fully lit. Odd. is this just in the nature of hammer, or is there something i am overlooking?

I have a feeling its a lot easier than what i am trying to do.

edan, i choose you!
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i changed nothing!
now im curious!
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what happened to the other game you were making? or was that a movie?
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NO IT WASN'T. But i fixed it. its okay.
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except for havokk. he cant post at all.
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is allowed.
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even triple posting
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wow!
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aaronjer, what do you think about TIRES?
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eDan Co. said:
Kookid, change your gosh-darned cunt signature.


hey...

thats my hobby!
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you need to die
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fuck you too.
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and i actually deleted NOTHING.

stop blaming shit on me.


unless its good shit.
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no there are just to many stupid people that i hate.

always.
and there always has been.

IM not doing anything different.
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you mean a keygen?

no.
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im just dropping in to tell everybody how much they suck.
but edan. edan you rock.

everyone else, suck me.


yes, even you.
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just reformat your ram cache. works every time/
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And mcdiddys wasn't out yet...

Damnit.
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if you turn mass upside down, it looks like ssaw!
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INTENSE
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xXJigsaw23Xx said:
i made one too http://artpad.art.com/?k612691949uc



you fucking spelled HIM wrong. HOW?
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2 gigs?
be thankful for not having the 512 i have.
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why do i get the feeling that this is like brad1000 or something...
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or just cause he doesnt know anything.


about anything.
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edan, you are acting hwhierd.
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GOFDDDAMNNMNMNITCHANGEYOURSCREENREZ!

but really, studies show that screen resolution is pretty much proportionate to IQ.
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nah, its cause his name WAS swar or something whatever, but now its sarw or something. whatever.
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i wish i could lock.
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DOUBLLEEEE POSSSTTTTT!!@!@!
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i will end you.
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STOP LAIEING EDAMN!
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have fun learning it.

really.
its fun!
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and punk!
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i dont like your name.
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fuck you all
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havokk you have to have some basic knowledge of html before you start.
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its probably a s.t.i.
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LMAOW!!
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lawl

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i beat that like a month ago.
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i wish i could have sex with pole socking. DEATH TO STORM CHASING!
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no one tells me what to do.

unless they offer me something in return.


bitches.
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thats nice.
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even closer, but its "super-colldan 'the jesus' flychrist"
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david bowie!
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NO.
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YES IT IS.
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just make it out of brushes, thats the easiest way. so, if your name was John, you would make a J with a brush going across the top, then down, then another one on the bottom...

and so on.
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JIGSAW YOU HAVE A GODDAMN MEDAL
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with online graphics!
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the fact remains, I have N O I D E A what this truck is about.
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but that would be pretty awesome.
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NO.
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once you finish making the map, inside of hammer on the horizontal toolbar going across the top, there should be a button that looks like 3 little circles... thats the compile button. try that?
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this is for 1.6.

to compile a map in source just press the compile button in the toolbar.
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you have a medal. shut up.
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or meth!
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you'd THINK so, but you'd be wrong.
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He makes money off this site. Every time you say something, superjer gets a dollar.
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I meant that I was joking that edan was naturejay, but not joking that people should stop using 500 accounts to post bullshit. If you need 500 accounts to do that, you suck at superjer.com.
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its the opposite of a medal.
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The first part was serious.
I don't care if you don't remember all the accounts you have. Just don't make 100 new ones like certain people have been doing. Got it? I'm sick of changing passwords.
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We all know who you really are edan. Give it up.


NatureJay, come out from behind edan now.
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This is by far the most annoying thing that has went on in my opinion. How about people stick to one goddamn account. It's bad enough as it is. So I don't care who fakerjer or havik or edan are, just stick with whatever account you have.



Thats right edan, I'm on to you.
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ok, i got fed up with fakejers sig and changed his password again.
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sudo bgnotrepeat 1

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You get a reverse medal.
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stfu?

I never talk!
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My someone-pretending-to-be-fakejer senses are tingling.
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Or maybe its someone else in his account. Feel free to change it so he cant get it again, I dont care.
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I would if he was ever around. I mean, I know he's around, but at the same time...He's not.


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Meh, I'll just wait. I can see the folder in the sftp account that I have for the steam server, but I can't edit anything other than the server settings with that account. Is there just a different account that I could log into that would let me change minor stuff like that?
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ok now its
Quote:
!)@(#*$&%^))))
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goddamn i wish i could upload medals.
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yeah i changed it to 556677 i think. feel free anyone to fuck with the account.
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no i do, but i dont remember all of them. i think i got most of them though, see any still around?
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should make a list of all the firetrucks fakejer fucked up so i can delete all his posts.
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you broke havokk!
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you do have 3 fancy banners already. they're called medals.
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unless its right...
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I get it
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its realy easy to make you go on the defensive, isnt it?
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request denyed.




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Hey Aaronjer, now that im a mod or admin or whatever can I have access to the super-server? I can view the stuff because I have access to the counterstrike server part, but I cant edit or add anything. I just want to be able to upload stuff for times like trying to give edan his rabbi-medal.

No, I wont break anything.


*insane laughter*
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lawl.
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in fact, you lose points for trying to hard.
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edan, i told you that was me.

and do you deny that you enjoy cake?
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kthxby
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fuck you.

im about to change your password.
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well isnt that special...
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what
on earth

are



you talking abou





t


?
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when will you understand that you CANNOT pick your own title?
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i thought you were going to stop that stuff.

im THIS close to changing your name.

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oh THAT linux.

the one that viruses come from?
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hows about i change your name to MrsTicks?
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please.

please

tell me you aren't serious.
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i could never do that.

its impossible.
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deal with it.
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eDan Co. said:
jrkookid said:
I request that...




fixed.
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that sucks for you.
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heh thanks but i cant ban.

i COULD change everyones passwords though...
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me and aaronjer talked about that a while ago, but superjer would have to write some more code for that to work.
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no point, its only you and jigsaw now i think.
maybe jigsaws gone? i forget
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i was seeing what it was like to expand the havokk section into a people i find annoying section
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haha jigsaw i cant get over how awesome your title is.
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aaronjer said:
I tend to like porn that is very derogatory to women.


i lol'd
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aww

just having fun.
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PRON
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kekekekee
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and how i made this video?
http://www.superjer.com/mcdiddys.php

pretty cool huh?
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my guess is its going to be something lame.

and mrs.ticks did NOT make it up.
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-3 points for thinking you can give points.
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why the hell would i do that
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i could delete the truck entirely?

I could also just change his password.
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+3 points for edan being so lovable
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i wish i could ban.
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taken care of.
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unless thats what you want.
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agreed.
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yes
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why have topics like this suddenly exploded exponentially over the past week? that and bumping fucking 5 year old topics. stop.
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okay, i know i cant ban people but aaronjer, can you take away his ban credit? or just ban him?
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no.