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I used to be young and stupid. I'm not young anymore, though. :D
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superjer said:
We all voted you King of the Forum but you weren't here to receive the crown nor the cash prize. So brad1000 got them instead and moved to the Bahamas.

DAMNIT!

Oh well, maybe next time. :D
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I've been gone for about.... a year and a half, only minutely paying attention to updates. Did I miss anything big besides the forum update? :D
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diesel
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I uhhh sort of already speant it.
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HEY! I swear I wasn't the one who sent it in to freexxx.com. I sent it to one that pays you. Someone else, sent it to freexxx.
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Ooooorrr, if you don't want to learn another language, or think: CLICKY!
Go there, and search for a script somebody else worked their ass off to make.
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JUST TO CLARIFY!!! Mrs. Hunni Bunni, when I snapped the camera, it wasn't pointing at you. Well, ok. It was. BUT STILL!!!! It wasn't me who sent it to freexxx.com.
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Alright, I've got some now . Here are some hot porno clips:
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/images/pornclips.jpg
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I did that already. They said you must be 18. DOH!
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Ok, now that I've got your attention:
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!!!! I'm 16 today :p
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BEGIN EPILOGUE!!!
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The most helpful site for proboards ever made: http://socal.proboards26.com
You're welcome dburnel. Yes sir, you are welcome...
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I'm aware that it's properly spelled "SCORPION", but I have it "SCORPIAN" for a reason :).
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Tater Salad is dead. He died several months back, except on this forum. I'm tired of being a ghost. SJ, could you change my name to Scorpian, please? I'm aware of the login crap. I just want to be alive again
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Yo bitches, check out my pimpin' new sig!
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HEY! Where's my avatar?
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Did you guys happen to notice that he doesn't even care? I did those poor stars a favor. He was probably abusing those poor poor inanimate objects.
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You know why? It's cuz they already sold. I'm now a billionaire! :):):)
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The only possible way you could love cs:s is if you haven't played 1.6 yet. Play 1.6, and you'll see just how much cs:s sux.
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FINE! Since you don't want your old stars back, I'll just sell 'em on eBay! It's up to $5,004,293.54 already!
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AMD Rcks!
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[[color=yellow]*****]
help us! please help us!
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I've kidnapped them. Give me 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,etc. dollars in cash, or the stars GET IT!
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You want a reason? Here's your reason:
WHY NOT?!
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***** <-- Property of Tater Salad --<

HAHAHAHA! Now ALL of Aaronjer's stars belong to ME!!!!
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EXACTLY! Man, how do you not know that?
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It's PARTY TIME!

P - A - R - T - Why? Because I gotta!
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Alright! I got my new case. Updated specs:
Power Supply: 450 Watt, Raidmax

*Yes, I know I said it would be a 420 Watt, which is what I thought it would be. I was wrong. :D
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I also need 1000 posts, and I'm extremely lazy.
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ALRIGHT! LOOK! I like ProBoards. Their forums are great and free, and fully customizable. I've looked at PhPBB already. I wanted to use it, but my web host doesn't support CHMOD, so I can't. Second, I'm CHEAP. I don't want to pay anything for anything. Also, I'm not dutch.
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Nooo, it's probably because their server sucks. That's why I've asked, very politely, for you to give them money.
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Also, antidote?
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I can't advertise it untill I have 50 registered members.
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I created a forum, about... a month ago. I have 6 members. I need 50. If you could please be so kind as to come over and register, I would be really thankful. So please, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, HELP ME!!!!!
URL: http://ricodedesign.proboards78.com
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Hey, can you guys help me out? I know this kick-ass server, TheConsole. However, it's EXTREMELY LAGGY! Can you guys please go to www.theconsole.org, and donate some $$$? It will make it even more kick-ass! Also, the IP is: 72.9.234.120:27035. Come check it out!
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I never take credit for something I didn't do. So come on, tell me!
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www.seriall.com
www.phazeddl.com
www.crackspider.net
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Would cs_mcdiddys be the same? That's the one I'm working on right now. Man, I've gotten SOO far on it! Why, I've almost started!
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lol
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Gee! I wonder why?
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Was that a screen I saw on the front near the top???
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It might as well be 9000+, it's pretty f'n fast! One of the best on the market.
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www.newegg.com
They have EVERYTHING cheap!
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Neither, get an FX-60. Dual-Core FX. Best processor on the market today!
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WELL! Aren't we a rich bastard?
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Oh. Dell? I don't really like Dell, cuz they chose to use only Intel.
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Hey everyone! Just want to compare my computer to everyone elses. Here's my specs:

Motherboard: Abit AV8
Power Supply: 400 Watt, Powmax*
Processor: AMD Athlon 64 4000+, 2.4GHz
RAM: 1GB(2x 512MB) PC3200 Dual-Channel
Video Card: ATI All-In-Wonder 2006 Edition, Radeon 9600 GPU, 256Mb
Hard Drive: Western Digital 250GB SATA 150**

*I am getting a new case, with a new power supply: Raidmax 420 Watt
**I am also getting a new hard drive: Western Digital Raptor 37GB SATA 150

Please tell me your specs so I can see how much better my comp is than yours. :)
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That's what mine will be. By the end of the week, at least.
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Yeah! There are several versions of cs_assault out there. I've counted more than 5 so far! Besides, I'm the laziest son-of-a-bitch on the face of the planet! I don't want to have to do all that work. Also, fyi, I did try to remake it myself. I stopped after I made a skyscraper instead of a tower. So please, come on, give it to me!
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Oh come on! Please! Tell me what you use. That program would be perfect for my current project, an advanced version of cs_assault.
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For a nice bulging effect, u need to make 3d letters. I've seen 'em before. It looks cool! But, to make textures, just use Wally.
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for some reason, the IP for my server changed! Weird. The new one is: 69.153.195.65:27015. Also, WHAT DO MEAN "damnit"????!!!
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Don't worry pal. You're getting FULL credit for the idea. Just as long as I get credit for making the map.
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We have more new stuff. First, the NEW website is now: http://riclanc.2ya.com. We have a server now as well!!!! IP: 70.250.174.91:27015. Forum is still the same.
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Skins: trouble 4 me. If any1 would like to make some skins, I'd be sure to repay you.
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For my first BIG map, I shall make cs_mcdiddys. It will feature:
>A Pimpmobile
>Possible McDiddy's skins
>CT's starting off in a de_dust-type place
>T's starting off in McDiddy's
>Several more features!
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Hmmmm. Starting me off with a tough one, eh? Well, I've got a solution. But first, what version of Flash are you using?
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SWEET Boy, I'm glad I helped out. Also, superjer, if you have an extra $300 lying around, you could trademark superjer. That way, superjer(imposter) would be forced 2 go away. So, if your a rich snob, you have a way 2 get rid of him.
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We have a new website now: http://www.geocities.com/scorpian8867. Also, check out our kick-ass forum, at http://riclanforum.proboards74.com!
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No no no. You've got it wrong. There are 3 types of sites. Porn, gay, and cool. Porn: Every website excluding the other 2 categories. Gay: www.superjer.net. and Cool: www.superjer.com and www.geocities.com/scorpian8867. DUH!!!
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Here you go guys. I have gotten NOTHING but positive [+] feedback on this. This is what everyone wants to do with their Christmas lights. This video reminds me so much of Animusic. Click here to watch!
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There might be a chance. Maybe the hosting providers are homophobes!
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Sure, he didn't take down his website, but now he's scared. We didn't want to kill him, we just wanted to scare the hell out of him.
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Here you go! Got these directly off of his website. Please, SPAM SPAM SPAM!
Email:
superjer****@*********.net
superjer@*****.com
bu*********@*****.com
***@*****.net

Messengers:

AIM - stgeorge****
MSN - superjer****@*******.com
Yahoo! - bu**********

Please do not spam the poor guy. He already lost the war. We're victorious assholes but we don't have to be vicious assholes.
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Screw it. Man, what was I thinking putting that up? I don't know what I was drinking. Must have been Draino or something. Besides, what do I care? I'm getting my own server. I'll get to be an admin there.
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Well, that didn't take very long. He now has it set up to where only his friends can comment. This plan of attack is officially unable to continue now. But at least we've scared him. He now knows someone is after him, but he doesn't have a clue as to who it is! MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Quote:
Hey SuperJerk er... Jer!
Meet the man known only as "Bastard Killer". Whenever I leave a comment, it means that I don't like you. So guess what! I DON'T LIKE YOU! You're gay. I mean, come on! You're listening to Faithfully-Journey. You're favorite singer is Kelly Clarkson. And, you're pretending to be SuperMan, a guy in TIGHTS! GOOD GOD MAN!!! I was scared to come over here and leave this comment. I thought some of your gayness would rub-off.
Happy trails, SuperFag!

I left this comment under the screen name: bastardkiller. I'll do this untill he blocks me.
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Sadly, the fake SuperJer bastard has changed his blog. You must be a registered user now to make comments. This means that he has all of your contact info if you make a random comment. Thus, we need a new plan of attack. Fortunately, he's becoming paranoid. The attack was successful!
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Nice
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I already spammed them. I put up an ad for used condoms. As for the rest of you, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?
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Um... look at page 2
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That was fun! I posted an ad for used condoms. How's that? Also, instead of being a bastardicide, can I be a sniper?
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Hello every1, my name is Tater Salad, I play on Counter-Strike as
-RI-Tater Salad-, and I want to become an admin on TheConsole.org's server. So, I went through the trouble of making an online petition. Please look at it, http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/tateradmin, and sign it. Thank you.
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Need Help with Flash?

The Tater has unbelievable skills with Macromedia Flash. If you have any questions that you would like to asks the Tater, please, ask your hearts out.

(Note: If you're having trouble with advanced actionscript, please don't ask me to think really hard about it. Thanks.)
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I like TheConsole.org 24/7 CS 1.6 Assault.

IP: 72.9.234.120:27035

Come check it out!
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Thanks, that one looks good. I was looking at a $48 one before.
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You know what, I think I've changed my mind. The bullup is good, but I like the scout better. I recently discovered unknown skills with it.
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I'd have to say my fav gun is the bullup. It owns, like me.
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I WANNA JOIN!

I will join the war! I'm all for killing those bastards!
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Does anybody know where I can find a Counter-Strike 1.6 Server? I need an 18-player server for the -RI- Clan. Does anyone know where I can find a good, cheap one?
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Hi, I'm Tater Salad, founder and leader of the -RI- Clan. And I want you to come check it out. Our website is: http://riclanwebsite.stolensite.com. That's right, I used Stolen Site! We are very skilled players, and are also very poor. Please, check out our website. Soon, I'll have a link where you can donate $$$ for a CS Server. Come by and check us out!

P.S. We also have a FORUM! Link is on the website!