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...............Who's that guy? ^
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Ok guys, so there is this site called lockerz.com where you can do daily stuff and earn points but its free, like you dont give them a credit card info or anything. It's really cool. You dont have to do anything but log in each day and awnser a daily poll. Its really cool, and i wanted to share it with you guys. once again, its completly free and they dont ask for money EVER.

One problem...

Its an exclusive site, but one of my subscribers invited me to it. So now i have 20 invites ready for this site. So if anyone is intrested in doing this, they should.

Think about it, if you go on the internet once a day, just spend 2 minutes logging in, awnsering the poll, logging out. then you earned some points.

So if anyone is intrested post their e-mail and stuff for an invite.
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I vote for myself
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Hey guys, i know i havent been on in a while but i need a favor.

I need help finding a quake live aimbot for free.

Help me out?
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.......What do you guys think of THIS song?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxwT24ZAKDE
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The Twins!
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Woah! Im back! ok, here you guys go, more news candy:



http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/34481925/ns/us_news-decade_in_review/
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Sick vid
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: IM ON A BOAT
Stranger: Hi
Stranger: Pls piss me off
Stranger: I need to be pissed of
You: I need to be pissed ON!
Stranger: Oh wow
Stranger: What a weird fetish
You: UH hu
You: h
You: you know whats a weird fetish?
You: Being pissed on while your feat are tied up while getting slapped by fish with a bucket of kfc chicken next to your head.
You: But thats just me
Stranger: Oh I was guessing slow typeing
You: that gets me turned on
You: cause IM ON A BOAT
Stranger: Great cus I'm on an ipod
You: I LOVE VAGINA
You: LIKE A BOSS
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Stranger: horny male 18 scotland with cam lookin for horny female also with cam ; ]

You: JIZZ
You: IN
You: MY
You: PANTS!
Stranger: lonely island rock
You: I just ate a grape and I
Stranger: like a boss is better
You: SHIT ON DEBREA'S DESK (LIKE A BOSS!)
Stranger: cut my balls off
You: SUCK A DUDES DICK!
Stranger: suck my own dick
Stranger: wake up in the sewer
Stranger: meet a giant fish
Stranger: fuck its brains out
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Mate de Vita said:
sprinkles said:
Sloth said:
sprinkles said:
the_cloud_system said:
aaronjer said:
Zarathustra said:
Down Rodeo said:
said:
Sloth said:
Mate de Vita said:
Sloth said:
Mate de Vita said:
Sloth said:
Crytax said:
sprinkles said:
DaveDays said:
sprinkles said:
NatureJay said:
sprinkles said:
Sloth said:

lol

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You: hi
You: asl
Stranger: just had sex for the first time yesturday
You: awesome, male or female?
Stranger: male
You: ah, did you like it?
Stranger: it was akward
Stranger: but yes
You: it was akward for me too...
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Stranger: HEY! IT'S INTERNATIONAL CAPS LOCK DAY!!
You: WOOT!
You: ARE YOU WEARING A HAT???
Stranger: ...DAMN IT, I KNEW I WAS FORGETTING SOMETHING
Stranger: :(
You: THEN I WANT NO BISNESS WITH YOU!
You: GOOD DAY TO YOU SIR!
Stranger: D:
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Just to prove SRAW wrong, this truck has been made official by me, AaronJer, the King.

Also, DaveDays gets +5 ancillary points for having something to do with this most recent effort at pissing off SRAW.

Just like to be organized!


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LOL! MESSIN WITH YOUNG PPL IS AWESOME!
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Stranger: hi :)
You: Hey, m/f?
Stranger: f :)
You: :D
Stranger: u)
You: Male, a/l?
Stranger: hehe ok
Stranger: i'm 14, but i don't really wanna say where i' rom, usee to say that i'm from ladygagaland :)
You: I am 19, but USA it vauge enoungh
Stranger: hehe okej
You: so whats goin on babe?
Stranger: nothing right know, u?
You: Nothin either.
You: I hope i dont sound like a creep when i say this....
You: I just got out of my sex ed class
You: and all i can say is....
You: Girls are tasty!
Stranger: hehe mayhe we are ;)
You: Their yummy
You: leme put it this way.....
Stranger: hehe i don't know, i never tried, but i hope we are, :)
You: Did you ever suck on your pen in math class and the ink will come out and you dont wanna swallow it so you spit it out?
You: Its kinda like that if your female
You: Provided that you like guys
Stranger: hehe it sounds wierd, and yes, i like guys
You: Great.
You: ANYWAY,
You: where should we steer this somewhat dirty conversation?
Stranger: i have no idea
You: ....back to girls being yummy
You: I wanna taste one now!
Stranger: then go and pick a girl or something
You: Well i cant just go up to a girl and say "Get on the table and leme taste you"
Stranger: no, thats just stupid
You: Well, i might be able to say that to YOU
Stranger: sorry, got a boyfriend :)
You: .................so do i
Stranger: wierd :S
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Sprinkles i will counter post your post wiiith....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfPu7ED3XjM
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Sorry to be a critic, but the tail should be BEHIND the leg.
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I like apples. An apple a day keeps the doctor away
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POST YOUR OWN!
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yeah.
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This one is my favorite!
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Stranger: DO YOU HATE LEXI?
You: OMG YES
You: I DOOO!
You: DO YOU??
Stranger: YES I DO!
You: I HATE HOW SHE THINKS SHE'S ALL BETTER THAN US!
Stranger: YEAH ME TOO.
Stranger: SHE SAID "OH WHATEVERE TO ME"
You: JUST CAUSE SHE WEARS THEM SKANKY SLUTTY SHORT SHORTS
Stranger: SHE THINKS SHE'S ALL THAT.
Stranger: HEY BITCH.
You: YOU KNOW WHAT?
Stranger: DON'T TALK ABOUT LEXI THAT WAY BEFORE I GO JACKIE CHAN ON YO MAMA'S ASS.
You: IMA CUM IN HER MOUTH WHILE SHE SLEEPS
Stranger: EW.
Stranger: THAT'S FUNNY AND DIRTY.
You: JUST BECAUSE SHE'S ALL THAT
Stranger: THAT'S FUNRTY.
You: YOU LIKE FUNTRY DONT YA?
You: MMM YA
Stranger: STFU HOE.
Stranger: I BET YOU'RE WHITE.
You: I AM!
Stranger: I HATE YOU
You: WHITER THAN A SNOWSTORM!
Stranger: I HATE WHITE PEOPLE.
Stranger: YOU STUPID JEW.
You: IM IN THE KKK AS WELL
You: I HATE THEM NIGGS
Stranger: STFU.
Stranger: D;
You: I STILL HAVE BRUSES FROM MY DADDY
Stranger: THEY'RE ALL YELLING AT JERSEY FOR WATCHING THE NEWS! D;
Stranger: If I ever watch the news. I'm not telling them! o.o
You: WELL, I ENJOYED TYPING IN CAPS WITH YOU! SUCK MY COCK IN HELL!
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: HELLO!!
Stranger: listen if you are not capable of acting normal, please disconnect?
Stranger: haha
Stranger: hey
You: HAAAY
You: MY NAME IS BORAT
You: I LIKE YOU
You: I LIKE SEX
You: ITS NICE!!!!!
Stranger: OMFG you are using patter from 5 years ago!
Stranger: :D
You: oh, im sorry, hang on
You: *ahem*
You: My namea Bruno
You: I am fashon desiginer
You: of brazil
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There is a site where you chat with strangers called

www.omegle.com

i go there and prank people. so do your own and post it here.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: heyy
Stranger: ask
Stranger: asl
You: HI WELCOME TO THE OMEGLE GAMESHOW WHERE YOU WIN REAL CASH!
You: FIRST QUESTION!
Stranger: lol
You: There is a girl, a bike, and a pizza. you have to fuck one, eat one, and sell one. What order?
You: 30 SEC
Stranger: ummh fuck a girl
You: 25 sec
You: 20 sec
Stranger: eat a pizza and sell a bike
Stranger: done
You: CORRECT!
Stranger: hahhaha
You: you won 25c!
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8=3
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DEFENENTLY reminds me of Coheed & Cambria!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y96koKa2PSE
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Mate de Vita said:
I was half-expecting aj to edit all the non-blank posts into blank ones.


I was expecting AJ to LOCK this firetruck!

I guess he isn't as pissy as he used to be.
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Lol, she sent the spider back as the last e-mail.
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In that case, cloud, you are about as interesting as a wet carrot.
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So DO I!!
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I dont think we get enough points. They arent given out much.

And when they ARE, i get deducted. :(
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:D
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...r-r-....really?
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Why are there blank posts? Is this a wtf forum?
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Ok, tell us what the main goal of the counter terrorist is
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in Chrome, you can do that too, but you can drag the picture to your adress bar, or even a new tab. IDK what for.... but yay!



EXTRA!


http://www.explosm.net/comics/1785/
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Whats the story about?
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still aaronjer, whats with that?
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Go click on aaronjer's SIGNITURE picture. The long skinny one.

Alternatively, click here

http://img.throneit.com/signatures/uswest/gnyevko.jpg

now, in the link, erase /uswest/gnyevko.jpg
and hit enter.

you should come up with a couple of files. Don't worry, your forbidden to see them.

Click Parent Directory and wonder "WTF?"
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the_cloud_system said:
The first and third dreams that I had last night I don't remember anymore I woke up and went back to sleep too many times i dont think i was drunk I only remember that they were along the same theme, continuations of the same dream but with different atmospheres That being said, the second dream shifted from the ordinary, indifferent tone of the first dream into a more ominous nightmarish dream I believe that the first dream ended with me in the parking lot of Taco Bell The sun was gone, either behind the storm clouds that were building or below the horizon (although there was no sunset the time was some time in the evening though) People that I don't know in real life or distinctly remember were talking to me as I started my car, but I have the impression that the words weren't exactly friendly For some reason, my car went over the curb and into the ditch that separated the Taco Bell from the street and turned to the left as it did Suddenly, I was facing the cars instead of the street like I was supposed to This way, it was a lot easier to pull back into the parking spot, which I did I think at this point I simply became tired of the dream and took control by shifting the position of the car with my thoughts Since the dream was an unpleasant one, I chose to wake up at this point to a horrible migraine, which may be responsible for the mood shift in my dream

ill right the other one at school on ms word to spell check and have my frend add the comas like he did



And right as you wake up, the tourettes guy is leaning over you, yelling "DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!"
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Chrome DOES have itself running twice, i know cause i use it too.


IDK why.......... lets just all appreciate the fact that its a kickass browser.
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CoD 4, im sick of WW2 games.....


Oh but MW2 Is gonna be bitchin
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sprinkles said:
NatureJay said:
sprinkles said:
Sloth said:
All braise Sloth!

All braise Sloth!



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well, supes, take your time. So..... its been about 3 years, give us a storyline.
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Superjer, you are a sexy bag of titties.

-Dave

Tell him that for me.
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I was too focused on the picture up at the top
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Down Rodeo said:
Yahtzee wrote a piece about supersoldiers recently.



Women are like yahtzees, cause i rarley get them.

Oh and great job, aaronjer.
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I LOVE aarons dreams, HAVE ANOTHER!
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Oh, go ahead, dissapear like mr sticks.
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How come I dont get a picture? I love you guys like a fat kid loves cake.
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Sloth said:
aaronjer said:
Go eat a dick.


I guess he reffered to his own, since his gf left him beacuse of his skin eruption.



Woah dude, harsh!
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Your mind cant COMPREHENDthe idea of what goes on after you have no more life, so instead of trying to figure it out, enjoy the fuck outta it!
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played runescape, got to 76, got muted, quit.
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"Hey baby, wanna come over to myspace and twitter my yahoo until i google all over your facebook?"
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by cs:s, you mean all servers? well, im really used to playing cs:s but i can make do without it. DoD:S will fill that hole
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twatter.com
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Sloth, my account got hacked a couple months ago and i lost EVERYTHING. It got shutoff by steam because they diddnt wanna deal with it. It would mean so much if we could DISCUSS about that account.
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Also, presents for anyone who recognises this.
real presents.



Halflife 2---> Dr. Kliener's lab.

Presents now!


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American pie
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I CANT DO IT!
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As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."

She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"

A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".

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A man and a woman started to have sex in the middle of a dark forest. After about 15 minutes of it, the man finally gets up and says, "Damn, I wish I had a flashlight!". The woman says, "Me too, you've been eating grass for the past ten minutes!"
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.....when you see this.
http://imgur.com/2b0io.gif
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Tacos.
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SRAW said:



Sometimes in WoW when you complete a quest it almost fills your xp bar leaving you with just enough xp left over to piss you off...
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Havokk Edge said:
DaveDays said:
Rihanna is a singer who was beat up by a rapper nammed chris brown, it was in big news.... anyway, when it says "can you beat her?" I was loling!

Asshole. She probably sees that and all the memories come back and she end up wanting to cut her self and cries all night long gagging on her warm milk trying to sing Umbrella.


I KNOW! ISNT IT GREAT???
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Rihanna is a singer who was beat up by a rapper nammed chris brown, it was in big news.... anyway, when it says "can you beat her?" I was loling!
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....i want a medal....
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I had this thought for a screenshot so i finally decided to make it:

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You smell of egg.
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Set me on the blue team!
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Everyone post jokes that you shouldn't really ever say to others.

I will give an example:


Why does sperm look like tadpoles?

Cause a woman would never swallow a frog!!
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As a level 31 drianei shaman, i would have to say this is funny.
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wait, superjer, you basicly do the bare minimums to get credited?
SO DO I!!!!!!!!!!

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I had a dream that i really had to go to the bathroom and so i did then i woke up and i was like "aww...."
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aaronjer said:
...Unless my hands come off I think we're gonna be here a while.



Thats what she said.
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it sounds like iron maiden wrote a pokemon song
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ANYWAY.........


Basicly big men in suits came to me and said make a song about how you eat your burger or somethin like that and they showed me a suitcase full of money so i did it and now 2 people here are gonna get burgers cuz of me.
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Oh and im sorry i just made that herpes joke.
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Havokk Edge said:


Like why do they pay you? How do they? and any recommendations on how i could get some green too?



well, my vids get so many views that youtube sponsors me and when people see my vids they also see the ads.

Therefore.. $GREEN$
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Bumping the truck so superjer can just sit down and get this flash video done for us.
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Edit: Oh, Fuck me.

AaronJer Edit: The image tags are case sensitive... for some reason.
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So bump some fists,

Just don't fist some bumps.
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Havokk Edge said:
Do you seriously get paid dude!?



oh, big time dude.
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yeah, i dont care for it.
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phoenix_r said:
You can trade breached bucks for amps?


you can cash a check in at this new thing called a bank, you little smartass.
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they are throwing a ball using a scooper thingy at about 140 mph.

the rules are simple, serve it, catch it, throw it again. this is actually a betting game. people place legal bets on this shiz.

I decided to place a bet since I'm 18 now and I wanted to do my first gamble. I bet for team 1 to be in first place, team 3 to be in second place, and team 6 to be in third in that order. ok so the bet actually won and I shat myself. the payout was 535 dollars for $2 bet. I bet 5 dollars. that was a nice $887 payout.

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phoenix_r said:


Mommy bought you all that nice musical equipment, and the camera?





youtube pays me big bucks beatch.

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.........I play a little wow
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I'm sure he's talking about the new 9mm. super soaker blaster...
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I just lol'ed.



I watched this sport last night that I never knew about. its called jai-alai. look it up on youtube
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I inspired people.
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its about a burger.

www.youtube.com/davedays
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cause two guys in the same bed is sorta..... gay....
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I looked through some of his posts and my theroy is an admin changed his password or something.

I only say this because his last post was not of a goodbye or a post of anger.
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this is just me making a post just to make it.
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I have been on vacation in fort lauderdale in forida since friday and last night I was driving down this road where all the god damn rich big houses are (come on, you know you wanna see too..) and further down the road as I drove there was suddenly 3 cops on motorcycles driving by and I think "they must be escorting somebody.." and then out of nowhere like, a bajillion motorcycles start coming down the road and it keeps going and going and I keep wondering "why the hell are all these people on motorcycles??"

huh.
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I MADE A NEW ONE!!!!@

4~ws_s:515,403.35|ws_s:513.15,348.35|ws_s:591.7,396.7|ws_s:591.7,343.35|ws_s:660,343.25|ws_s:660,403.35|ws_s:726.7,345|ws_s:726.7,403.35|f_s:553.3,306.65|f_s:690,313.35|f_s:695,423.3|f_s:558.35,430|w_s:595,235|w_s:645.05,233.35|w_s:645,108.3|w_s:596.7,110|f_s:621.65,43.3|p_t:620,13.3|c_k:548.35,381.65|c_q:698.35,385|
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then rape that cheerleader you just saved.
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a sunny day a Knight of England was on his horse out for a stroll one day, he found a pond and decided to let his horse have a drink. He got off his horse and let his horse drink from the pond. He then noticed a shadow figure behind a tree, he went to take a look and saw a hooded man jump into the pond. he thought the man was trying to commit suicide so he jumped in after him. Swimming around not able to find the man he came to the surface of the water and heard his horse screaming. He looked around and found himself trapped in a malestorm. He blacked out. He woke up at our modern day airport. He looked around for his horse but could not find it. He was then being pushed aside by incoming passengers of an airplane. He looked out the window and saw a airplane and screamed " A white dragon! I will slay the beast!" He then made his way to the security check.to dry hump the tail section. Then a magical midget gave him a rifle called the Barret .50 Cal Sniper Rifle and the ability to use the Barret extremely well, in exchange the knight gave the magical midget a bra that was hanging around. The night then found a time machine and went in it and teleported to the top of the WTC, sept. 11, 2001, 7:42AM
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http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/494237

ok, play this game, go into castle creator and paste this code:

2~w_s:693.35,358.35|fl_s:783.35,286.65|w_s:693.35,221.65|fl_s:783.35,151.65|fl_s:785.05,18.3|w_s:691.7,86.65|w_s:693.35,-48.35|fl_s:781.7,-120|w_s:873.35,356.65|w_s:871.7,221.65|w_s:870,86.65|w_s:868.35,-45|w_s:778.35,-191.7|p_s:778.35,-276.7|w_i:780,-51.7|w_i:781.65,83.3|w_i:781.7,221.65|w_i:786.7,356.65|w_s:988.35,358.35|fl_s:1078.35,286.65|w_s:1165,355|w_s:988.35,220|w_s:1165,221.65|fl_s:1078.35,151.65|w_s:988.35,85|w_s:1165,86.65|fl_s:1078.35,16.65|w_s:986.7,-50|w_s:1163.35,-48.35|fl_s:1078.35,-116.7|w_s:1075,-181.7|p_s:1073.35,-270|w_i:1083.35,-46.7|w_i:1083.35,83.3|w_i:1080,221.65|w_i:1078.35,358.35|c_k:731.7,-21.7|c_k:820,-20|c_k:828.35,111.65|c_k:730,111.65|c_k:738.35,248.35|c_k:826.7,246.65|c_k:738.35,388.35|c_k:840,380|c_p:1033.35,-33.35|c_p:1033.35,106.65|c_p:1023.35,248.35|c_p:1036.7,366.65|c_p:1120,353.35|c_p:1118.35,216.65|c_p:1125,88.3|c_p:1123.35,-38.35|

It should look like something familiar, I'll give you guys a hint.... 2001.
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You never told me you did a demo upload for the halflife 2 speedrun!!!



http://speeddemosarchive.com/HalfLife2.html

Look in the credits
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I'd think about it.

You guys would get a BAJILLION new members due to my publicity.
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Hah, now havokk has 69 points.
69!!


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aaronjer said:
Chuck Norris jokes are still funny.


Chuck norris can do a wheelie on his UNICYCLE!!!!!
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OR we could do this the RIGHT way and have me write it...

hello.... musician here!
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MOCK MY CARDBOARD MILEY IF YOU WILL!!!!!
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I dont have it but my cousin does.

Gamertag exchange anyone?
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This news article explains it all.

http://tinyurl.com/cjetb6

0_0

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if the card isnt shit then ya.
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?? is fun, STOP RESTARTING IT! Or else ... you will die a horrible death. Death once had in my pants a penis, man, it was big! so big it disrupted the gravitational pull around rosanne. So Opera thought "lets give away
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im clean
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?? is fun, STOP RESTARTING IT! Or else ... you will die a horrible death. Death once had in my pants a penis, man, it was big! so big it disrupted the gravitational pull around rosanne.
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http://i614.photobucket.com/albums/tt223/Digmyown/2ytocae.jpg



lol.

someone format it into an image 4 me if they can...
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dude, she looks like shes choking when she sings!
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8==>
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It wont start!

WHAT DOES THIS MEAN???

http://i614.photobucket.com/albums/tt223/Digmyown/Steambreak.jpg

It happens everytime i start up steam. Tried re-installing it, it cant load the uninstaller!

IM STUCK!
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Well, barok obama has sworn in and is now the current president of u.s. and a.

only problem is that he's only half black.

couldn't we just get a solid black president?

or we could go crazy and elect a native american.


or we could go nuts and vote in a women!!
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Hah, secret truck.


wait, what were talking about?
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Have Fun!!


Oh, and check out my christmas song,

www.myspace.com/davedays
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hah, i gotta buy like 4 360's for xmas for others.

thats tourtre.

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fuck me? What time what place?
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number 2 was funny.
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ok, i just hit the mouse violently on my desk a few times and now it can scroll UP and DOWN!

I swear im not kidding.

sometimes violence IS the answer.
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Its the scroll wheel, it can scroll the page up, but not down.


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....can i have a title?
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good post
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Darth Vader said:
This guy didn't believe so..




was that star trek?
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.........................Can i have a point?
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jrkookid said:
Dont do drugs get hugs!


GO SUCK A DICK

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sometimes you gotta be an ass to girls.
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From what you see here,

I can be an asshole to ex girlfriends.

Thats somthing to be proud off, isn't it?
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pwn3dman=Me

thatshottxlauren=her




thatshottxlauren (8:54:38 PM): Dave please don'
thatshottxlauren (8:54:43 PM): don't be mad at me*
pwn3dman (8:54:59 PM): and why not?
thatshottxlauren (8:55:48 PM): because. we were like really good friends before, & i hate to see it like this.
pwn3dman (8:56:32 PM): so would i but shit happens
thatshottxlauren (8:56:53 PM): just tell me what i did to you.
thatshottxlauren (8:57:15 PM): :P
pwn3dman (8:57:37 PM): u put people b4 us
thatshottxlauren (8:57:42 PM): ugh
thatshottxlauren (8:57:54 PM): well i'm sorry. i'm a horrible girlfriend.
thatshottxlauren (8:58:32 PM): tell me something i don't know.
pwn3dman (9:00:10 PM): cant
thatshottxlauren (9:00:14 PM): why?
pwn3dman (9:00:40 PM): well, you broke up becaus "we dont talk"
pwn3dman (9:00:45 PM): right?
thatshottxlauren (9:00:57 PM): that's not the only reason/
pwn3dman (9:01:00 PM): yeeah\
pwn3dman (9:01:05 PM): i thinik it is
thatshottxlauren (9:01:14 PM): no its not.
pwn3dman (9:01:25 PM): i think it is
thatshottxlauren (9:01:44 PM): NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
pwn3dman (9:01:57 PM): i would just like to say....
pwn3dman (9:02:06 PM): you never sat at my table....
pwn3dman (9:02:19 PM): you never had more than 3 words to say
pwn3dman (9:02:26 PM): you dont text...
pwn3dman (9:02:36 PM): YOUR the one that dosent talk
pwn3dman (9:02:55 PM): ridiclous!
thatshottxlauren (9:02:59 PM): okay i don't text because i can't. i would if i could Dave. i'm SORRY.
pwn3dman (9:03:13 PM): still
pwn3dman (9:03:24 PM): if there are other reasons
pwn3dman (9:03:31 PM): then tell me
thatshottxlauren (9:05:32 PM): OKAY DAVE I GET IT IM STUPID & A HORRIBLE GIRLFRIEND. YOU DON'T HAVE TO FUCKIN RUB IT IN MY FACE.
I'M SORRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
& IF YOU STILL WANNA BE RUDE TO ME THEN JUST TELL ME NOW.
pwn3dman (9:05:55 PM): hah, i would tell you in person
pwn3dman (9:06:18 PM): I have a whole list of payback
pwn3dman (9:06:26 PM): but im not that person
pwn3dman (9:06:30 PM): belive me,
pwn3dman (9:06:34 PM): however
pwn3dman (9:06:41 PM): revenge is sweet
pwn3dman (9:06:59 PM): so dont plan on anything
thatshottxlauren (9:07:54 PM): okay whatver. i just have 2 more words to say to you;
pwn3dman (9:07:59 PM): fuck off?
thatshottxlauren (9:08:02 PM): FUCK YOU.
pwn3dman (9:08:26 PM): ooh, so close!
thatshottxlauren (9:08:32 PM): wow.
pwn3dman (9:08:47 PM): so
pwn3dman (9:08:54 PM): you done?
thatshottxlauren (9:09:03 PM): with what
pwn3dman (9:09:10 PM): let me say....
pwn3dman (9:09:19 PM): your just another link on the chain
pwn3dman (9:09:30 PM): you see...
thatshottxlauren (9:09:37 PM): what the fuck is that supposed to mean?
pwn3dman (9:09:47 PM): i was GETTING TO THAT!

pwn3dman (9:09:55 PM): you see, people LOVE me
pwn3dman (9:10:04 PM): they all want a chance
pwn3dman (9:10:11 PM): which is okay
pwn3dman (9:10:24 PM): but somtimes not everyone gets a chance
pwn3dman (9:10:35 PM): only the lucky ones do
pwn3dman (9:10:52 PM): but if she's not the right one
pwn3dman (9:11:06 PM): i toss her behind
pwn3dman (9:11:28 PM): all my life i wanted to find the perfect one
pwn3dman (9:11:38 PM): its a journey, really.
pwn3dman (9:11:48 PM): have i? nope
pwn3dman (9:12:04 PM): but theres bound to be it
pwn3dman (9:12:19 PM): so i just move forword
pwn3dman (9:12:26 PM): you see, by breaking up with me,
pwn3dman (9:12:33 PM): YOU HELPED ME!
pwn3dman (9:12:44 PM): you made me realize...
pwn3dman (9:12:49 PM): you arent the one
pwn3dman (9:12:52 PM): so i keep looking
pwn3dman (9:13:03 PM): i liked you for a while
pwn3dman (9:13:06 PM): ya know
pwn3dman (9:13:09 PM): 6th grade
thatshottxlauren (9:13:11 PM): oh, that's nice. i helped you did i?
pwn3dman (9:13:16 PM): i was confident
pwn3dman (9:13:23 PM): but you were
pwn3dman (9:13:28 PM): like the rest of em
pwn3dman (9:13:52 PM): so
thatshottxlauren (9:13:54 PM): see now heres the problem with you dave, sometimes... you just take things a little too far.
pwn3dman (9:14:09 PM): oh, indeed i do
thatshottxlauren (9:14:13 PM): but i
thatshottxlauren (9:14:48 PM): but i'm so glad that i helped you, i feel so much better about myself(: it's time someone finally did though.
pwn3dman (9:15:06 PM): Listen, you little smartass,
pwn3dman (9:15:20 PM): you see...
pwn3dman (9:15:34 PM): no matter how sarcastic you can be...
pwn3dman (9:15:41 PM): it wont matter
thatshottxlauren (9:15:42 PM): no i honestly really truly don't wanna see anymoree.
thatshottxlauren (9:15:51 PM): nothing matters to you now does it ?!?
pwn3dman (9:16:04 PM): oh, not at all, my dear.
pwn3dman (9:16:27 PM): im quite capabble
pwn3dman (9:16:37 PM): of getting over things
pwn3dman (9:16:41 PM): quite quickly
thatshottxlauren (9:17:30 PM): hm, that doesn't sound right to me, now i recall you telling me, you go into like long term depression for 3 days? what your a liar now too ?
pwn3dman (9:17:50 PM): oh, yes
pwn3dman (9:18:02 PM): depression has nothing to do with it
pwn3dman (9:18:07 PM): like you,
pwn3dman (9:18:27 PM): "i bottle everything up inside until i let it out"
thatshottxlauren (9:18:29 PM): that's funny, your mood was depressed?
thatshottxlauren (9:18:33 PM): ......
pwn3dman (9:18:38 PM): bottling it up
pwn3dman (9:18:46 PM): nice method
thatshottxlauren (9:19:13 PM): oh but sitting in your room in a dark little corner helps?
pwn3dman (9:19:26 PM): You'd be surpirsed by how much feelings can hide behind a happy face.
thatshottxlauren (9:19:55 PM): hah, okay Dave. whatttevverrr youuu sayyy.
pwn3dman (9:20:07 PM): well lauren,
pwn3dman (9:20:19 PM): this conversation is getting stupid
pwn3dman (9:20:24 PM): and bad
pwn3dman (9:20:37 PM): just like how you handle a relationship

thatshottxlauren (9:20:57 PM): well there's a little stupid in everyone Dave.
pwn3dman (9:21:11 PM): yeah, but you got an extra dose!

thatshottxlauren (9:21:35 PM): okay, i can accept that. because i know i'
thatshottxlauren (9:21:37 PM): m
thatshottxlauren (9:21:39 PM): stupid.
thatshottxlauren (9:21:53 PM): & i don't care what you think unfortuantly.
pwn3dman (9:22:00 PM): acceptance is the first step.
thatshottxlauren (9:22:41 PM): well your sure past that now aren't chaa?
pwn3dman (9:22:59 PM): well, I am rich and famous thanks to my music abilitys and the internet noticing my abilitys.
pwn3dman (9:23:08 PM): so
pwn3dman (9:23:14 PM): your last on my list
pwn3dman (9:23:17 PM): goodbye!
thatshottxlauren (9:23:24 PM): hah, okayyy. once again, whatever you say Dave.
thatshottxlauren (9:23:35 PM): BYE ! HAVE A NICE DAY!!
pwn3dman (9:23:47 PM): be a happy walmart shopper!
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MRS. AARONJER, LETS MAKE BABIES!
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Mate de Vita said:
jrkookid said:
Supremo Burrito said:
DimesAndNickels said:
THE BEST FUGGIN GUY IN THE WORLD!! said:
krcoolwhatever...guy said:
THAT GUY WHO NEVER POSTS! said:
FuckHead. said:
MisterBossy said:
they hang TOO MUCH!!!

DAVE GET ALL THE PUSSYS!


OWNED!
I SUCK COCK!

i get pussy>!!!!!

DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCK

WELL I STILL SUCK COCK MORE

wow, that's a pretty long quote chain

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rofl
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oh.

I thought she died. but then i found out it was fake
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well, no. not as a presenter.
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You hve no idea how much fun i had reading this,

i havent laughed so much in a while.
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aaronjer said:
...immaculate magical conception kinda thing if they wanted to reproduce at all.



And leme guess, your penis had to do all tht?
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Havokk Edge said:
jrkookid said:
superjer said:
Down Rodeo said:
aaronjer said:
they hang out a lot

doing stuff like not posting here.

That's not what I'm not doing now!!!


Hmmmm...... Then what are you doing huh?!?!?!?!?!?

Hes doing what rodeo said he wasnt doing.Superjer said hes not doing what rodeo says hes not doing.which is posting.

NOT ANOTHER QUOTE CHAIN!
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Did i say it was me?

no!

i was just posting it all for you to see. look through the truck. tell me if i said anything about me writing that.

I diddnt think so.

so i win again, HA!
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SRAW said:
and im not an idiot as my entrance into year 10 exams just finished, unlike some idiot who dropped out and bought a webcam


For your information, im in my senior year of high school. I did not drop out and buy a webcam, thats lonleygirl15.

You should be ashamed of yourself.
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..some idiot who dropped out..


you need to be 18 to drop out, im 17. Find things out before you say things about those things.

Now you deserve this:

Your mom is so fat that a french guy walked on her pants and said "I claim zis izsland in ze name of france!"
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how was it to meet anthony and ian?


It was cool, Ian was wierd, but anthony was funny!

"were going to the mountains, were going to the mountains,"


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LIKE A TAMPON THIEF, I HAD TO PULL SOME STRINGS!

rofl.
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.....nerds.
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wow, so much fun!

it was me and iamchrisc

good to meet with my youtube friends again.

I also met smosh. that was awesome.
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wow molkman!!!


will you consider making flash videos for my songs?

your really good.
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is that a pointless chararacter or what?
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isn't it the best?
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Tell me what you think!


walkin my poodles, man it never gets old
with my dogs on my leash i got bitches on the hold,
a first aids kit? thats a rhesus monkey,
i bust more nuts than a pistachio junkie!
get more ass than a giant donkey stable,
got more lines than whitney houston's coffee table,
i get more head than grammar school lice,
i'm like a walkin glacier i'm so decked out with ice.

Did you poop a virgin? cause that shit is tight.
jack ain't black, barry ain't white.
i do drugs in the bedroom, lie on ur back
cause i got the pipe and you got the crack.
though i'm sexually straight, your bound to find,
i'm mentally gay, cause i'll blow your mind.
the parents be snickerin "he shouldnt have written it"
but i'm constipated, couldnt give a shit.

chorus:
My name is bo fo sho,
a born bostonian,
aryan librarian at the WORDsmithsonian
the rap is scattered, it hides its ingenuity,
i gave it this little part to give it continuity.

the fellas say
hey moron pass the gin
cause i'm an OXYmoron breathing OXYgen
give me the bottle, i'll chug two thirds
cause you bitches know fractions speak louder than words

and the ladies say
hey fellas i'm keepin it tight and if you play ur cards right you can have me tonight
should i blow you or beat you, brass or percussion?
oh stop, PERIOD end of discussion

chorus...

walking through the garden with food at my feet, picked up the celery but dropped the beat (beet).

we're in the hood ill take what you give me
was einstein's theory good...relatively
a smart queen's kingdumb, it doesnt mix
a litter of literates, a bunch of moby dicks
"get thee to a punnery" o-just to-pheelia
take you with a condomn "stainless-steal" ya.
half a pound of turkey breast, half a pound of chicken tits,
why are only crackers staying at the Ritz?
poverty, racism, isn't it strange,
that only the homeless are beggin for change?
i shocked Sherlock
What, son? (watson) (watt, son?)
Rosa Parks didnt call "shotgun"!
here's a bit of irony
a Ford Focus driver has ADD
How'd i come to master all these things?
like a tampon theif, i had to pull some strings
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well, if your asking where i record my stuff, its all in my basement.

although my sound quality is great, i have really bad recording stuff.

people think im rich but im not. this video will explain it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7E50wBffXg
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i know, my upload went wrong

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Haha, isnt it awesome?

www.southparkstudios.com
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wrong fourm.
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aaronjer said:
I just woke up from a dream about robots. Here's my attempt to write it down. Apparently, there were robots that had infiltrated society* by posing as real people. Some of them were in important or famous positions and some of them just acted like common folk. They were deemed a threat by whoever was giving me my orders. My superiors claimed that even in small groups they would be able to seize control of all the vital systems of the city... and do stuff.

*About 50,000 people living in a classic Sci-Fi dome structure on an inhospitable planet. Everything was designed to look like some kind of pristine and advanced overly culturally enriched East Indian city. Lots of the domes and minarets and crap. None of the people were East Indian that I saw, they were mostly Caucasian with a few Chinese thrown in here and there.

At first I thought I was some kind of Super-Soldier or Superhero or something, because I could jump several stories high and lift small cars and such... but as per usual it later turned out that I was some kind of vampiric thing. Why am I always some kind of vampiric thing in dreams?! I don't find vampires particularly fascinating while I'm awake! WTF! Anyway, I'll get into that more later.

The first secret robot I was sent after was posing as a famous race car driver. The race would go through the entire city, and he would only show up right as the race started, and disappear somehow after he crossed the finish line (always first) along with his car. This meant that if I was going to destroy him, I'd have to catch him in a race. The vehicles were heavily armored variations of Japanese sports cars, as was mine, because I decided to join the race to catch him instead of just laying a trap (which would have been a far simpler plan...). After speeding through the city for a couple minutes, we'd already pulled far ahead of the rest of the racers. I managed to pull up along side him and ram both of our vehicles over a turn on a bridge and permanently out of the race. I was wearing a white jumpsuit with completely covering accessories. Black gloves, boots, and a nearly fishbowlesque helmet completely protected me from the bad, bad sun. I also had blades fixed to my arms that projected parallel to my hands as 2-foot long swords.

Both the robot and I burst out of our wrecks with ease, he immediately recognized my mission and sprouted blades similar to mine. He was also wearing a similar outfit, but it had red shoulders and the helmet was open. We were a match in strength and speed. We started off without about 20 seconds of stabbing, slashing, and parrying. Neither of us landed a blow. He then jumped back and slammed his blades onto the ground, they started vibrating with a low hum, and electricity visible coursed along them. I leaped in with an overhead swing with my right arm and a block with my left, and was met with an explosive shock that sent my flying back where I came from. Parries from him now meant ouchies for me. Great. The electricity and vibrated stopped after he had shocked me once, but he slammed them on the ground again for the same effect. He just stared at me and grinned, not moving from his guarding position. I was the one that had to kill him... it's not like I could expect him to attack when he didn't have to. So... I tore a 5 foot tall metal lamp post out of the ground, and used it like a bat to hit a stone bench at him. He jumped out of the way with relative ease. The second time I hit another bench at him, but purposefully aimed way too high and off the mark anyway. He didn't move and just looked confused. I hit a third and final object, this time a drinking fountain, directly at him. He dodged out of the way... and right into a collision course with the still falling second bench. I just assumed he would dodge the exact same distance as the first time. Stupid robots and their precise evasive maneuvers. He was unable to parry in time before I could dash in and cross-cut him into four pieces. He was in fact wires and such on the inside.

The next robot came to me. Immediately. From behind, without me noticing. She apparently wasn't strong enough to kill me directly, so she tore off my helmet... leaving me to fry in the sun. Luckily for me I was wearing a balaclava under the helmet, although I had to spend some of my time looking down to keep direct sun from vaporizing my eyes. I only got a quick glimpse of her, but she was dressed like Disney's Snow White for no explainable reason. She could run very quickly, fast enough to keep away from me if I just ran after her... and I wanted my helmet back and her shooting sparks and twitching. We were right next to a large and very square artificial lake, and she began to run around it. A blast door for a tunnel on the other side of the lake was slowly closing, and she appeared to be heading for it. I'd never make it through running... so I tore off my arm blades, and while leaping as far forward into the lake as possible stuck them onto my feet as water skis. The lake actually had a current going in my direction, and somehow I would push off the water on small waves for more velocity and 10-foot or so jump. It would have been extremely fun if I wasn't so anxious about reaching my destination in time. She got there before me anyway, and I got there just fast enough to dive forward and slide under the door, breaking the blades off my feet on the outside of the door. The tunnel was crammed full of industrial equipment and large heavy metal objects like dumpsters. She could fit between them quickly and easily... I could not. At the other end of the tunnel, probably 100 yards away, was another slowly closing blast door. I really didn't want to get stuck in here... I quickly realized that one of the large industrial objects directly in front of me was an enormous rocket engine. I ripped off a panel and started frantically hitting buttons and switches. It beeped a lot, made a low grinding noise, and blasted the majority of the contents of the tunnel out the other end, while blasting itself through the first blast door. The tunnel was permanently open on both ends, and the robot had been crushed up against a wall by a dumpster. She was definitely shooting sparks and twitching, and my helmet was safe! Yay!

I immediately went across the street to grocery store, where I knew another robot was located. The grocery store had no one in it other than the robot, because this robot was clearly malfunctioning and scaring the crap out of people. It looked like a small old lady in a jogging suit, and she was sitting cross-legged inside a shopping cart. The cart was slowly rolling down aisles, seemingly unpowered, with her somehow directing it to go around corners. Yeah, weird. While she was rolling past the canned fruit I blocked her way at the end of the aisle. Without any expression she picked up a can of peaches and hurled it at me at about mach 4. Luckily she missed, because I didn't see that coming at all, and it put a sizable hole in the concrete wall behind me. While she was selecting a second nutritious projectile, I dashed forward and knocked her cart over, she fell face first onto the ground, and the cart lay on top of her. I stomped on her head as hard and as fast as I could about 20 times... but all I managed to do was scrape off the skin around her head. Underneath was a solid metal head with 8 tiny red eyes placed like spider eyes. It had no other features. The robot lifted itself off the ground, throwing me off in the process, and just sort of slid or possibly floated back up into the grocery cart, which had stood back up on it's own somehow. It then sprouted four obviously mechanical arms from it's sides. With six arms it picked up various cans, and put me into a world of trouble. Five missed, the other one clipped the side of my knee, and probably fractured a bone or two. I got around the end of aisle before a second volley could be fired. The robot resumed it's process of slowly rolling down aisles and going around corners... at least now I could see it over the aisles, because the extra four arms were all sticking up and waving around like Medusa's hair or something.

I limped my way over to the deli, and went back into the employee section. Due the restraints of living in a Sci-Fi dome city, the slaughterhouse was part of the grocery store. I found a live cow in the back, which I bit on the side of the neck. After a few seconds of confused mooing, it started curling up and drying on the edges. After a few more seconds it was nothing but a surreal cow statue of ash like substance, which tipped over and fell apart into no more than 4-5 pounds of dust. This process healed me completely. I had actually been getting considerably weaker and slower up until this point, especially while my helmet was off. I went back into the grocery store for round two at full strength.

My first plan was to get it out of the damned shopping cart, just because it was pissing my off. I went to the aisle next to it, and pushed the whole cereal section over onto it. The robot skittered low out from under the shelves like a spider... which looked very odd given that the arms, legs and torso still looked human. It's cart was mangled, so it stood up on it's human legs and slowly shuffled forward down the aisles... ignoring me completely when I wasn't in sight of it. I waited until it was in the bread aisle for my attack. I had a very large box of gobstoppers and a kitchen knife from the deli for weapons. I confronted the robot in the aisle, and it predictably began throwing foodstuffs at me. The bread, even at Mach 4, did not make an effective weapon. I tore open the gobstoppers and rolled them down the aisle. The shuffling robot immediately slipped on them and fell on it's back. It attempted to right itself, but continued to slip on gobstoppers... it did not have very good balance. I jumped from one end of the aisle into the middle of it and directly on top of the incredibly disturbing looking spider-old-woman--robot thing. I started pulling and hacking away at the joints where it's limbs were attached to it's body, since the head seemed undamagable. The limbs came off surprisingly easily, including the human looking ones, as they were really just the same thing with fake meat wrapped around them. With little resistance, I turned the robot into a squirming torso with a head. I then brought it outside, carried it about a block, and then dumped it into the lake. A few seconds later I heard a muffled explosion and the water rose a couple feet.

I don't remember what happened after that, or I woke up. I dunno which.




wow... that um... that was quite a mouthful.
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edge,

I want him to post more pornogrophy
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Nevertheless, this is a sad topic but you know, things like this happen.


did you know 1/4 of teenagers who drive get in a crash?

I'm 17 and I know what a tragic accident is.

What if you COULD stop it? What then? Another accident avoided? Great! continue to drive hafhazardly.


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post cat pics from lolcats.com

**BAD IMAGE**

ATO EDIT: I tried to fix it. Apparently I failed. Now I'm tired.

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You need to make another comic!
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yep, now I can enjoy the ignorince of you guys when I'm late for class, when I'm eating soup, when I'm in bed doing stuff, when I'm driving to the strip mall, or when I'm driving to the strip club.
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my turn to b random...

"and all the girlies say I'm pretty fly for a white guy!"
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eeh. it was alright.
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this site works gr8 on mah fone!
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aaronjer said:
Seriously, you don't understand Singapore. They are strict to the extreme there. The penalty for anything above a minor infraction is pretty much exclusively death. If the cops find you with pot, they will KILL you.




..........sounds like a GREAT place to live!!!!!!!!!!!
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I was told that GOOD POOP Is poop that dosent hurt...



Like katie perry.
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.....says the admin!
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im not sabrina, the teenage bitch.


hahaha..?

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Here's the thing..

If this guy wasnt retarded, he would stay in the drivers seat.

som1 else should make him coffee.
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13 pages is easy to beat.

just like my cock.

WOO!
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no, but he's a witch.
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What about being a dillhole?
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EDIT: Wow, That turned out AWFUL!
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Havokk Edge said:


Team 5: cornjer and who ever wants to join him



Ill join cornjer. w00t
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CATS!
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.....so its no to the help then?
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Well, the winner of the olympics cut his cock and balls off.......

No, thats PAIN OLYMPICS.

Eugggghh
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ok so my cousin is opening up a blogspot with google adsense to sponser it. If you guys would like to help out my cousin he would really appreacite it. All you have to do is follow the link below and click the advertisements on the side or the bottom of the webpage a few times (5-10 is the least you could do).

With the help of eDan co. and havvok edge we got 3.92 from about 20 clicks. Thanks guys!

So whaddaya waiting for?

Shoot us some cash Please!


www.schoolhero.blogspot.com
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.....is it a dildo?
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where's MY medal?

the subscribers medal would be nice.
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touche'
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ok so i recently got this virus in gmod where all my text in the game is backwards.

Long story short, i need to know how to get rid of it.
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One day James was driving home from work. He stopped at the gas station to get gas. He noticed that it was rather quiet out, and there seemed to be a noticable absense of people. Oblivious, he continued on to the store, peering inside, then stumbling back in horror. The entire kiosk was covered in blood, and little bits and pieces of flesh.James walked up to the counter and saw a corpse on top the counter.James looked at the candy below him and pulled up a bag of skittles of which blood dripped from its edges."You ganna buy those?" a voice said.James looked up quickly and was amazed to see the bloody corpse was standing and talking.He never noticed it get off the counter.His heart was thumping back and forth.The corpse started picking blood out of his nose and only gave a bloody stare.which James realized he had no eyes."Sure..?"In question James said.The corpse started punching numbers in on the register and looked at James and said."That will be a Life sentence.....IN HELL!"Not phased at all by the corpses words James pulles out his wallet and askes it "How much did you say it was again?"
Stunned by response the corpse was speechless.So with no answer James shrugs his shoulders and leaves a couple of bucks on the counter for the candy and 20$ for the gas.Then started for his car.The car died immediately and he said fuck it and started walking home. On his walk, he found that damn cat again! He went chasing after the cat with a shotgun.
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Gordan freeman= Davedays

Alyx= SRAW

Dr. Kliner= superjer


Random Combine= Jigsaw
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does 2girls1cup count as porn?
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.......You know how when you only read a few words in a post and when you get to the end, you dont understand it?

Whats with that?
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xXJigsaw23Xx said:
Q:how do you get 12 black guys into a Volkswagin
A:Throw in a welfare check

Q:how do you get them out
A:throw in a job application




DAMN!!!!!


That was cold!
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Superjer, did u make medals in MS paint?
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lol, city 17.

it may not seem like it but i do play hl2 games often.
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Me and my friend chris make the videos,

One of my favorite is called the "Nice Kitty Song"

Im not gonna command u to see it though.
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Hmm, i'd better get used to this randomness.

Hey lets take over this topic and post kitten pictures.

I mean, we might as well since this is going downhill.
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superjer said:
Well, I looked it up, and the SuperJer.com official policy for dealing with arrogant Internet celebrities is that they are, indeed, to be colored correctly.

Dave is pretty well known for his particular shade of green. So that's that.

Anyway, he'll probably be run off in less than 48 hours by the usual gang of ferocious pre-teen e-thugs... bu-u-u-u-ut what are ya gonna do...



oh, well thanks for changing my color anyways, .

Im not gonna run off, I deal with hatemail, i can deal with "sraw"
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Hey, if any of you dont know, Im davedays.

Please..... call me dave.

anyway im a famous youtube star and i make songs and whatnot. You can check it all out here:

www.myspace.com/davedays
www.youtube.com/davedays
www.davedays.com

My friend chris told me this place is pretty funny so i thought i could use a new place to hang out.

Thanks for reading.

PS: could you please change my color to green? Its kinda my thing...