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Jesus christ you guys are still alive? I thought you lot would have perished in the fires of nubs swarming the internets in these dark times.

Live Long and Prosper from NVCC at Washington DC!
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tinypic'ed it.
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Terrans are Space Cowboys?
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It needs improvements, like a border, but I can't see what.

May or may not be related to this.


I just finished this.


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Nostalgia only goes so far. Afterwards you realize why it sucks and why you stopped playing it in the first place. Like when you get involved in useless battles every other time you step in a grassy spot, in this case.
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District 9 is better.

Oh, we're talking about games aren't we?
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the_cloud_system said:
*cough*workslikeshitCOUGH*

Chrome is decent.

Apart from the whole part where it swallows your thoughts and interests and internet usage as well as your soul and stores them binary digits.

It's a reasonable price to pay for eternal damnation.
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It's going to suck. Hard. The computing world and the every-day world has been used to the old shit for far too long.

Vista failed for a reason.
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No, as far as I can remember, the entire school routed through one computer, so either that or he came over to my house and did it one time. We had a bunch of people overstaying their welcome as well.

It honestly wasn't me though.
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Honestly, it's been forever, but I actually knew that guy personally. We went to the same school, so we probably both registered there. He was this really annoying dude named Steve who used to whine and bitch a lot and get on everyone's nerves in general.

But yeah.
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Jesus Christ, what the hell was going through my mind!?
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Dear god, I leave for a few months and this happens?
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http://files.filefront.com/dans+snpcsrar/;12372191;/fileinfo.html

Link to beta version of addon.

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Down Rodeo said:
CornJer said:
I wrote it from scratch

You didn't mention this, I am now more impressed. In fact, much more. I'll check the thread soon (no offence but I am always wary of going near facepunch).

It's actually not that bad, just don't go to the OIFYinternet Section unless you want the same shit from 4chan. I've been going there for a while, and though they ban real easily, if you keep your cool and act mature, you'll come out alright.

Down Rodeo said:
Also the computer it's running on isn't fantastic.

It's not the fastest but it runs gmod at least.
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I wrote it from scratch you ding dong. Plus a whole assload of others; I don't feel like posting pics, so here you go:

http://forums.facepunchstudios.com/showthread.php?t=599604
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Havokk Edge said:
NatureJay said:
melloyellow582 said:
obviously havokk loves pretty ponies!

That's strange, I thought he loved the cock?


KFC is good.


I lol'd, hard.











HARD LIKE A PENIS HAR HAR
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Real men edit THEIR posts.

ARE YOU A REAL MAN?
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JESUS MAJOR FUCKING CHRISTBUMPS.

Look at the date man!
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I made a bet with this guy the summer before halo 3 was going to be released, that the forerunners were anchent humans, based on what I knew from the first two games. He said, "Oh my god, the forerunners are not going to be humans" and proceeded to name all sorts of various trivia.

Long story short, he never paid up.
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I haven't posted cause Garry's Mod has me all stuffed in the hizzy.

I mean Facepunch. :P
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Jesus, what does he do for a living?

And yeah, I've noticed the forums being dead as well..
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Holy shiz, YOUR back. Hell I don't even know you and I know you've been gone since the beginning of time.
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So where has the sooperjer gone anyway? What new amazing this is he working on that we can all gawk at?

If he doesn't post soon, I might just start a truck of my totally awesome, yet totally incomplete game thing that I'm working on.
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Havvokk has at least 20 neurons. This guy seems to be absent of any.

Agreed.
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Hah, I have two gigs, and it still isin't enough for all the crap I have on garry's mod.

My brother got an alienware though, he's just been on CS so much that I haven't had a chance to try it out.
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There hasn't been any worthwhile games to come out on xbox that I can reasonablly afford, since I'm too damn lazy to get a job.

Otherwise I'd post mine.

Btw, that reminds me to apply for best buy again.
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Down Rodeo said:
EDIT: I'm retarded.


Not news.
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Havokk Edge said:
CornJer said:
Pool stick.

ding

bitches
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Me neither.
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Scientology.

Nuff said.
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Gorbachev kicks ass. If he hadn't have fucked up the economy, he could have been a kick ass leader. Imagine, the Soviet Union as a cooperative superpower with the US...

Read up on him:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gorbachev
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eDan Co. said:
This truck is on a bumpy road...

heh
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No, I've seen Saw, I just forgot who he was, and where I saw him from.
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Not only that, but the guy who voiced him died recently too.

So chef really is dead.
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Jesus, this truck is like, three years old.
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Pool stick.
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WTF = WHAT THE FUDGE???


RIP, you will be missed.
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Garrys mod is simple, pure, awesome. Nothing beats having Computers inside computers, Xenomorph NPC's fighting Nazis, and building a whole bunch of useless crap.

By itself, gmod sucks. With the kajillion addons at garrsymod.org, its something else. Plus, if you know LUA, you can mod shit yourself, which is a pleasure without reckoning.
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Once a pawn a time, Jig Saw was on the Interwets and he done got a virus!

The virus re-ordered his filesystem and put oyster sauce on his keyboard so now matter how smart Jig Saw tried to sound it come out dumb and stinky.

But Jig Saw had a plan. If he could get the community behind it, he and the others could create a story so powerful and emotionally draining, it could kill the virus.

So Jig Saw went to the SuperJer Forum and put his letters and punctuation in a box and clicked "Hope."

Unfortunatly they refuse to help him.

Being So Bitterly Rejected he loses all hope and is about to give up.Then he got an Idea ...mabye if he could get a conversation going that was interesting and unquie there might still be a chance!


The next few minutes Jrkookid start getting the story on and he said this firetruck is a waste of time! but Jig Saw knew that he left the refrigerator freezer open and now he is about to catch a cold! and yet Jig Saw refuses to give up!

Barely able to sit up on Jigsaw goes endlessly typing. Hoping that mabye somehow he just might be able to reliquish the virus once and for all,But the virus seems to have a mind of its own.It throws pop-up and irrefusable offers but some how jigsaw manages to on!

And yet Jig Saw just happen to notice that there was a McDonalds right across the street! But when he enters the door he accidently got hit in the head with a soccer ball! And his memory has been lost! O NOEZ!!!! Then God knew that the only way for Jig Saw was to get back his memory and defeat the virus was to once again call in Havokk Edge , Jrkookid , Edan , Down Rodeo's help forming the SUPER AWESOME HEROIC BLAZEST IMMORTAL GALACTIC CONQUEST TEAM!!!!


Somehow Jigsaw finds his way home he explores it for awhile.Looking around he starts to remember a lil bit,but nothing of his quest to destroy the virus.Eventually he stumbles into the computer room and sees the computer.He gets on and pulls up the internet.Somehow Superjer.com was his homepage and Everything returned...HE REMEMBERED EVERYTHING,BUT before he could start back he suddenly just Blacked Out....

An hour later Jig Saw woke up.He saw a man with a purple furry suit and a cane. Then the man said
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I am Master Pimp Havokk. I am here to help you!
They went to a limo and Havokk said. Lets go to Dakookid's House. Jig Saw's memory was coming back slightly. Moments later they arrived to a mansion with a highly advanced security system. A voice says
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Who's There?
Havokk says
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It's me Havokk and with me is Jig Saw.
The voice replies
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Excellent
Then a door appears out of no where.


Havokk n Jig Saw enters through the door. Jig Saw a familiar face. He said. Hey there Jig Saw its me Jrkookid , a Spartan-II warrior from the distant future. Come with me to the Arsenal. There lies a section which has a red headband, a red suit, Some boots and a longsword. The encryption said "Vincent Valentine". Jig Saw puts on the armor and his entire memory comes back to him! The virus is no ordinary virus! It is an evil spirit which is trapped in his computer! The spirit's true form is very devastating. Jrkookid , Havokk , Edan , Down Rodeo and Jig Saw fought in a great war with this monster for hundreds of years!!! And now Jig Saw said " Lets Finish the Fight! "

So they suited up a walked up o the giant computer.Jigsaw went to the keyboard and typed something on the keyboard and pressed ENTER.then they were forcfully sucked into the computer.After they all arrived they started to thnk of thier next move.So they uploaded a cmpfire ad tent and sat around it.they though sinc it had been such a long day they would rest and continue tomarrow.As the sun sat they sat around the fire catching up with thier friens they hadnt seen in awhile.

The day final came for the final battle.for the battle had been brought to them.As they were all leaving the tent a army of small virus lined the horizon.Havokk lifted up his sword and gave a battle cry :"CRY HAVOKK!"everyones but Jig saw charged in with bullets and blades as Jigsaw stared down his most thoughtful enemy.The Virus itself.It stood on a hilltop on a crotch rocket and charged down at Jig Saw.

The battle took outside the computer and into another dimension where the great war was held. Havokk killed about 107 soldiers already I , Dakookid , Killed bout 112 soldiers with my sniper rifle while Jig Saw had a sword battle with "Supremus Omegas" AKA the virus. Our army was decreasing by 5% day after day. About 5 days later we called in a 1 Hour worth of Air STrikes to cover us while we are retreating. Now we must setup a battle plan!

so we upload an undergrond hideout and another fire.while resting Havokk gives Jigsaw his guns.He tells him that he left them at the camp be4 the fight and to not forget them next time.Jigsaw takes them shines them and loads them.He points one at Havokk and shoots him in the foot to release all the anger that he built up that day so he wouldnt go off.Then he puts them in his holister and goes off to bed

He wakes up. And sees everyone standing there.
Naked.
AND THEN EVERYONE HAD SEX. LOTS AND LOTS OF SEX. BUTT SEX, STRAPON SEX, EVEN ORAL SEX (zomg)
And then everyone instantly died from implosion, due to an overexposure to System of a Down.
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Will I get paid?
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Ilor said:
Well Aaron it would have been nice to get a phone call or something, then I would have known that I would have been able to work this weekend, now it's to late. I hope you get this chick pregnant and/or you get some STD! To be honest I don't really give a damn about you being a sociopath that doesn't give you an excuse to be a prick all the time, just because your mommy and daddy didn't love you enough (and still most likely don't) isn't anyone's problem. Oh wait that's right you have to up hold an image online. The reason I wanted you to come up is so that you could meet my daughter, and because I haven't seen you in forever, But your a sociopath and don't give a damn about anybody, and probably wont take this post serious in any way. Oh and before I forget, you, sexy = not really = in your dreams = you make most people throw up in their mouth a little bit on site.


Uh ... k.
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xXJigsaw23Xx said:
good enough though

Who is that in your avatar, btw?
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Thats nuts. What the hell is wrong with them?
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Heaven and hell rts. Nuff said.
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Someone must be really sheltered.
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That was just... XD
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How is this forum dying? Every time I go a half a week or so without posting someone complains about this, although I don't want to jump to conclusions..
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One RTS I love is Supreme Commander. Man I'm gonna go install that again...

*goes*
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SRAW said:
time for a real joke

who r the black cking rapist assholes that have invisible powers in the dark?

niggerS!

Failure.

Whats the only thing bigger than godzilla?

A black man.
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Down Rodeo said:
The Taiidan were a race in homeworld.


You should get 1 points.
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NatureJay said:
Cornell, that would make more sense if there was a limited supply of them like in that one N64 game with the tanks that I don't remember the name of.

There are always plenty of women available depending on how low you're willing to set your standards.


Holy shit, your back too!
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One day James was driving home from work. He stopped at the gas station to get gas. He noticed that it was rather quiet out, and there seemed to be a noticable absense of people. Oblivious, he continued on to the store, peering inside, then stumbling back in horror. The entire kiosk was covered in blood, and little bits and pieces of flesh.

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Never heard of you, but you do have an assload of subscribers.

You never know, you might find this place to your liking.

Welcome to City 17 Superjer.com!
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what IS the taiidan...?
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The only problem: The friend inviting me says we have to be civil, despite how we hate each other's guts.

How can I use this to make him miserable..?
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Noone got my joke about women?

Women are a race? As in every guy is trying to get with them?
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Someone CAN continue you know...
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Ah, magical C++.... How I love thee.

Try using Code::Blocks (when you get better), and bloodshed dev-C++ (in the beginning).
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Sealand... :P
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Down Rodeo said:
It's from Taiidan.

Goddamnit.
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Holy shiz. Thats awesome.
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I'm gonna go watch attack of the clones. *NOT*
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superjer said:
Lies. I don't have a lot of free time.

Holy shit, you're back!
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Havokk Edge said:
Either thats two dogs eating.Two hands doing thumbs up.Or a symboling from the game soul reaver.
Failure. F-
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aaronjer said:
Uh... women are not a race. You're bad at this.


Uh, women ARE a race Aaronjer. Just not in the way your thinking.
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Hows you gets it?
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I'd like a medal with the starfleet symbol, please. Either that or this symbol:



kudos to you if you know where that's from.
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Heh, I remember when I did that with that "sooperjer" account. That was fun.

EDIT: Wait, the 556677 password didn't work...
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Huh, he's back.
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Why would you WANT to get rid of it? Sell it instead!
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Sweet. I'm trying this out right now to play the game.
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BOOB.
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lol
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Its not just any physicist, its GORDON FREEMAN. That has to account for something.
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I miss echidna...
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God that is addicting.

I got a score of 32570, but I doubt that mrsticks made it.
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Black Hawk Vagina sounds like a wierd ass porno.
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Havokk Edge said:
A Dick?


Really clever XD
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So I'm the only one who saw GOATSE in the wordsearch and the OTL = Outstanding Value Brands typo?
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Combine: A massive alien empire spanning multiple universes, and contains a myriad of diffrent alien cyborgs.


Zerg: Galactic scale alien menace that seeks to devour all life.


Imperium of Man: A vast human empire that views aliens as heretics and has legions upon legions of supersoldier humans, and the power of a godlike emperor.
(Click for image)

Hell: Trillions upon trillions of lost human(?) souls, legions of demons, fallen angles, and all sorts of nasty wee beasties.


Galactic Empire: The big bad empire in star wars with all the sith, stormtroopers, and death stars you can eat.


Choose, but choose wisely...
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Ok seriously, what the fuck is this "Bleach" thing I keep reading and hearing about from all over the place. Wtf is it.
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Well lets do the math...

if we have the the equation

12-(n-1)<=l

where l is the number of liars according to the nth person, and n is from 1-12. n-1 gives the number of truthtellers according to that person. 12 minus that gives the number of liars, or l. l always remains less than 13.

remember that thats no more than n-1, so we must assume that the number of liars can be greater.

Mathmatically this spells out to...

First Person
12-(1-1)<=l
12<=l

Second Person
12-(2-1)<=l
11<=l

Third Person
12-(3-1)<=l
10<=l

4th Person
12-(4-1)<=l
9<=1

5th Person
12-(5-1)<=l
8<=l

6th Person
12-(6-1)<=l
7<=1

7th person
12-(7-1)<=l
6<=l

8th person
12-(8-1)<=l
5<=l

9th person
12-(9-1)<=l
4<=l

10th person
12-(10-1)<=l
3<=l

11th person
12-(11-1)<=l
2<=l

12th person
12-(12-1)<=l
1<=l

now not all of these can be true... so which ones do we eliminate is the question?
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Dawg!
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Fuck is more of a poetic expression, rather than anything else. A hateful one, but poetic.
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We don't have enough brainpower captian!!!
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Sloth said:
molkman said:
Since the arrival of the web 2.0 children, the forums are flooded with stupid and hysterical posts.

:O web 2.0 kid tell me!

Ill wish i coul delete this truck but -.- im not admin is was a mistake i just want a answer -.-


Here we have a prime example.

Notice the terrible grammer, the liberal use of smilies, and the mispelling and improper capitization.

Also note the childish humor.

Ladies and gentleman, we have a winner.
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Logic says ... Don't get involved.
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I saw it too. I was just like woah though.
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xXJigsaw23Xx said:
(DONT anyone say that we allready had a truck like this because i already know we have)

GIRLFRIENDS and thier families are so hard to deal with i mean i think i just lost the respect and trust of her mom for nothing today and it only took what like two seconds!!!


Heh, I know what thats like. At least the gf part.
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I wanna halp!11



BTW, what is this being made with?
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I was thinking about creating a website so I could sell some software or something. Not entirely sure yet, but I was thinking of using it to make a buck. I just need to advertise.

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I think someone needs to get this forum together and build a game. I'm working on one by my self, since I didn't think it would help to get other people involved. However, I'm not so sure how talented people are, and how easy it would be to train and organize everyone, but it probably be a task akin to herding cats.

Plus you guys would probably screw it up anyway.
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All of desktops are yours suck. Mine l33t better yours than.

See look?

http://img392.imageshack.us/img392/4470/screenshoten0.png
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He does it cause it somehow enhances his Freudian libido.
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Lucky bastard.
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So yeah. About Heroes.
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I still think my chuck norris joke was the best.
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aaronjer said:
Drugs are bad.

Mkay?
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aaronjer said:
That's the kind of thing that someone who doesn't know off the top of their head that that episode is called 'Patterns of Force' would say.

Spock, not a Nazi. Ludicrous.



You pretty much hit it on the spot....

Wait, how the hell did you know that?!? Your starting to scare me.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need facts. His opinions ARE facts.
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Down Rodeo said:
That's what she said.



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Someone needs to make a clone of CS with a lot more crap in it.
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Quote:
cornjer = admin-ish guy


I'm actually somewhat honored in a strange way.
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Thats not the moon. Plus spock would have never been a nazi. Spock is just too damn awesome.
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Down Rodeo said:
SRAW said:
lol BBC = gay british

OK now I really don't like you. Its programs are by and large pretty decent. Better than a lot of trash that gets about nowadays...


My ma posts on the BBC message boards. She says those brits argue a lot.
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UberJer said:
I'm not dead either missy.


Oh snaps... he called you missy.
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I had l33t posts at one point.

Now I dont. :(

Ah... the days...















BERRIES AND CREME
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I'm not dead.... :(
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*in a Cartman inpersonation voice* Grammer nazi's piss me off.
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An empathetic psychopath? Or a narcissistic bully?

Given that the two:

-Hate each other.
-Are incredibly manipulative.
-And are willing to do fight to the death (not literally).
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Mcdiddies got two million hits. Seems popular enough, imo.
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I think castration, just for the hell of it is more appropriate. Banning seems a little harsh.
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WHY
DOES
NOTHING
SEEM
LOGICAL
ANYMORE!!!


:p
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I would personally like to COMMAND Aaronjer's army.
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It sounds more like the guy didn't know a word of english. :P
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It would need this as its theme song though.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rq2_YKQGE_U
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Ok, that was totally retarted in a realistic sort of way but totally awesome in every other. Its like.... WOAH. Its like something out of one of those games with the absurd storylines when I was younger, or the crazy storylines I made up when I played with army men when I was like 7. Still, it sounds utterly awesome.
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On a scale of 1-10, maybe its awesome on a scale of 1200. Yeah.

They really did it right, IMO. Much better than almost any other movie I've seen in recent years.

[SPOILERS]
Although you could tell it was made to have sequels.
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Just an fyi, I didn't actually date her is the odd thing. It was strange cause she like me intimately, but she didn't want to, and I liked her and wanted to.

Which is absurd in my opinion, although if I ever told anyone that she did like me she'd deny it completely, despite her asking her boyfriend if she could swing with me (something I overheard).

So yeah, complicated.
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Speaking of living in washington state, we might actually be moving up to Redmond, WA. My old man got an oppertunity to work up there for a new project at his work and we might take it. He won't know until june though.
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Good idea... but its a girl.

Still ... how?
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Looks interesting.
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Just wondering. We used to be really good friends, but now we aren't anymore. So how might I do this?
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aaronjer said:
We're not against you so much as we're assholes.

Trust me, it could be far worse, jr.
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If I ever get off my ass I just might go and draw a pencil of the skeleton guy. So encourage me.
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So I could easily charge 45 bucks a fix, and people would still hire? Hot damn! Easy money right there. One question though: I have a CD from gateway which formats the hard drive and reinstalls XP. Would that work on other computers as well? I think it worked on my old ass sony, but I stopped before it fully loaded cause someone said they needed to get stuff off the computer, and it would have formatted the whole drive.

I'm assuming that a phone book entry would work well too?

How much does it cost for a classified entry or a phone book entry?
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I was applying for geek squad, untill I realized that I absolutely hate working for the man. I like BEING the man much better.

So what I was thinking, was that I would kinda do the same thing aaronjer was doing, start a computer fix-it thing, put my cell in the phone book and on craigslist (whatever that is) and what not, and go around fixing computers for about 25 bucks a pop. Just as a summer "job".

It seems like a good idea to me, but I'd like some input on this, like what price, what other ways do I advertise, etc. Just so that I could figure out how to do this.
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Avatar? You just now see the Spock avatar???

As for my desktop I got something that matches a whole lot more than that red one which is uber awesome but doesn't go with the blue theme. Plus it totally and utterly matches this time.

I'll post it as soon as I get home.

I do have to say that I really do love Xfce though. Its really lightweight and powerful, and it runs like a charm. With a little configuring, it really gives a 90x bettern enviroment to work in than windows, and kde.
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I can do a damn good chinaman accent.
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Alright, I'll do that in a few.

BTW, just in case I didn't mention; Ubuntu is like

I mean seriously, its like, jawdroppingly better than almost anything. Zomg.
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What do I download in the package manager to get it?
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/7369516.stm

Isn't the air-force supposed to do the airstriking, and not the insurgents?

The irony is appalling.
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Yeah, but the difference is that people don't actually watch and obsess over that stuff constantly and bug you in the middle of class saying "HEY HAV U SEEN LATST INUASHA / DEATHNOTE / WHATEVER??!111".

Ever see that one movie on sci-fi channel about the gigantic nazi supersoldier created in a lab? SS Doomtrooper or what not? Ever time I hear about it its ridiculed.

You go and hear about something like Full Metal Alchemist: The Movie, with Hitler and Nazi supersoldiers going through a dimentional gate to steal magic from another world and use it to take over our planet, all the while trying to evade this one guy who has a tin can for a sidekick, and seems to possess superpowers, all the while evading grey goop and a crazy german chick bent on ... I don't even know why she was trying to do that. Yet people love that show.

Doomtrooper was live action too, plus the gear was actually realistic, and not just knight-rhino suits and bone-airplanes. I'm not saying that I didn't like FMA, its just kinda bewildering that people obsess over stuff that makes no sense. Doomtrooper at least made sense.
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Ok so here it is, the first of my desktops:

(Click for image)

This is the new xbuntu 8.04 desktop I have.

I'm trying to change the background colors for the GUI so that I can get it all red like in my kanotix installation, but XFCE doesn't seem to like to place it in plain sight. I'll probably post the kanotix desktop as soon as it wants to boot again ....

What pisses me off is that wine doesn't run much, even though its goal is to compatible :P ... so unfortunately I'm going to have to reinstall XP (which is millions of times better than vista, still), probably using an emulator, cause my "recovery" disk reformats my entire first hard drive.

Still looking forward to ReactOS though.
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You know you can't legally work until your at least like ... 14 right?

I don't want to be a dick about this, cause I remember doing something like that at your age, but its still kinda funny.
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Hey.... I remember when I did that.


That was funny.


At least at the time anyway.
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Almost anything With "life" in it is awesome. (Half-life, LIFE the board game, uh.... I can't think of anything else... :P)

Except second life.

No really, that game sucks balls. I haven't even tried it and I know it does.
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molkman said:
No, his old colour worked well with his avatar.


Were you referring to that photo-shopped face of mine? Or the one I have now?

Cause Spock + Pink didn't look to ... logical to me.
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What irritates me is that the linux distro I got, kanotix, is shittastic when installed to the hard drive, and doing anything to the bios/system/whatever completely wrecks just about EVERY other part of it.

I'm installing ubuntu, but the last CD I had didn't boot, the next one I need to go home and install.

Pics of the desktop soon.
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Its like a million times better than before. Seriously.

Although I can't figure out how orange relates to necrophillia.
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Hopefully you know a lot of programming knowlege.

That would definitely improve your chances.
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Forums are showing some sign of life again. This might not be another mars mission.
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LIFE is a better game.
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As soon as I get back on my own computer, I'll post a picture of my super awesome KDE desktop.
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Jesus.
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I listened to it. And I kinda liked it.
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Act II pisses me off. Personally, I prefer the III and IV acts, cause there's something about Khalim (or whatever the hell the jungle place is called.) that I love. Its just... wet and all junglish.

The go down to hell and kill satan thing has always been awesome. Personally I just wish they fleshed out the first one more. And Act V wasn't too great.
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aaronjer said:
I try to ignore the story in <insert almost any japanese media here>. I just can't take it seriously. None of the characters seem like people and most of their actions and motivations don't make any fucking sense.


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Aaron beat me to it.
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Guess
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Like getting a diffrent post color...? >:0
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The problem lies in that I don't know WHAT it is, exactly. I got another shrink appointment tomorrow, so we'll see if he misdiagnosed me, cause "clinical depression" shouldn't make you think gray slugs are everywhere taking over people's minds, and justify the use of antipsychotics. D: Although thats been the diagnosis for several years.

I thought that when I was like 10, along with other really wierd shit, although I'm not sure if that counts or not. What does count is that I do suffer from delusions, but they go away when I take my meds, so yeah.

Considering my grandmother had skitzo too, and one of my parents is an utter nut de facto wise, it probablly explains a lot.
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Oh man. Boudican is a sociopath?!?

j/k


















But thats still rather weird he thinks everythings a machine.
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I so want to be in this.
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The thing is, its been directed at them at times. It has to do with perceiving other people and social situations wrong and what not. Its more complicated than that, but in unrelated ways.

What they are thinking is that its mild schizophrenia, however my immediate family is saying otherwise. If it weren't that, but some other mental illness, would that justify it? I guess the fact that a lot of people are immature in high school and/or don't have mental problems themselves and can't relate, doesn't help.
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All you have to do is change a couple lines for the position vector. I'm not entirely sure what, but you should find out.
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What the fuck lol
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Ok, I'm really getting sick of this pink. Can someone remove it?
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I'd listen to this stuff, but Pantera is too damn awesome.

Thank you maddox! :D
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I'm going through some shit right now, and people I know are refusing to talk to me. Now I got some mental issues, and I'm saying some crazy shit and what not, but I'm only trying to be nice to them and their kicking me down again and again. I post this here cause I need a fresh look at this situation.

I want to say "Fuck em", but honestly some part of me thinks that they just don't fuckin' understand. The thing is that the crazy shit I say and do seems reasonable at the time, but when I look back at it, its fucked up. The question I pose is, is it right for them to say its my fault, when I go through an episode like that?

Just asking.

(obviously everyone knows my viewpoint.)
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14 is really funny. Especially homeslice's eyes. 13 gave me a chuckle though.
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I just watched someone play the whole thing recently... utterly AMAZING game. The second one doesn't do it as much justise though. What irked me was that FEAR storyline resembled MGS:TS a little bit.
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. . .

Seriously dude, why haven't you posted... in like... ever..?

o.0

Good to see an old forumer back again.
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You just revived a year old truck.

Congradulations.
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Garageband is Mac crap.

Linux and free software for the win.
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Speaking of diablo, I happened to have come across a certian CD of such origin,.... however I lost it. Anyone got a no-cd hack?

Or at least, some hex addresses that I can change myself to disable it? You guys help me out, I could go ahead and upload an ISO of the game to fileshack or something, then post it.

Its the first one btw.
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Most... Illogical.
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He uh...added a new news article.
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Holy shit. That really IS level 50.

And I thought it was a photoshop.

Hint: try pressing the scramble button.
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Yeah, I'm kinda getting sick of that pink color.

May I ask if I could get a nice shade of blue?

Oh, and the name "SpockJer" would be nice too ... oh mighty administrator, he who shapes our forum for his will.
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Quote:
This is the ultimate signature.


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Most... Illogical.
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Aww... damn.
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Yeah, I've always wondered what the hell it was too.

And that last one was damn funny.
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huh

Kinda interesting, but not addictive, although I want to say that.
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Oh superjer, one more thing: The search button, its not friendly. It needs more stuff, and it needs the abliity to look for multiple words rather than just the phrase. I was mad because I was trying to find a thread about Metal Gear Solid, and it didn't work.
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Quote:
Girl Professionally Milks Deli Owner


Heh... Heheh....
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Hey, maybe people should try making websites when they have a REASON to.
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Shitty gif.
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Once again, aaronjer completely blasts my opinion into oblivion, and helps me see where I'm stupid.

Its not that I dislike FEAR, don't get me wrong cause its one of my favorite games, its just that I notice some similarities in the storyline. And when I first played MGS, I was like: Woah. Thats kinda like FEAR, only cooler in some ways.

But yeah, there is a lot of diffrence between them. Replicas are still awesome.
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I was thinking of changing my avatar, but I decided that that photoshopped face of mine was creepy enough. And the creepy sorts the shallow ones out.

Considering that I was thinking about placing the FEAR point man up as my avatar, I would like to say....ahem...

FEAR sucks balls, considering that it stole its storyline ENTIRELY from metal gear solid. I hate monolith, making me think that its totally original, and THEN I discover MGS has almost EXACTLY the same storyline, only better times a million.

I mean seriously though, Genome Soldiers = FEAR Replicas, Paxton Fettel is liquid snake, and Big Boss is Harlam Wade (aside from the whole harlam being a scientist thing ). Otherwise, they're almost the same, even to where the two brothers are clones of each other. Plus MGS has all that other shit in it too (The HIDEO thing and what not with Psycho Mantis...heh).
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Aaron, you seem to know a whole lot more about brawl than me.

Fox always used to annoy the shit out of me in melee. I did manage to beat most of the challenges game with Bowser alone though.

Whats your thoughts on bowser? Personally, I love him, although he can't always hold his own against some of the faster characters, IMO.
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I don't really mind the useless trucks, which have little or no topic, but the ones that are really stupid *coughbradcough* do not deserve to exist.

Or even better yet, create a forum to dump all the useless topics into. Call it "Trashbin" or something.
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Considering I don't feel like typing out a whole bunch of shit, I'm just gonna say 2 words which no one will understand. Turmion. Kaliot.

Turmion Kaliot are awesome. Think Ramnstein except only much more harder. Pure...insane...indusrial-metal. Oh, and Boston, and Pantera, like Superjer said. Plus Nine Inch Nails for kicks.

EDIT: Oh and don't forget Slayer.
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I wasn't really serious, about getting those points. :P

I do desire tribute though. In blood. Per ounce.
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I think that it should say that it was edited, and thats that.
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Oh boy...
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Heh, thats kinda funny.

I should deserve 1,337 points for that, or something.

Its even funnier that (for future reference) this IS my 1,337th post.
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Whats difficult? Writing a program? I just use code::blocks for my IDE needs. You could search Google for it, just make sure that you don't have any crazy themes, and to get the nightly build, not RC2.

Also, try using allegro if your writing in C/C++. The new 4.9 build has DirectX and Opengl drivers now, which is a welcome addition that they seriously needed to add. You will need to build it yourself though, cause its a source only dev release, unfortunately. I need to change the header files so that it works with the old xfree86 build...maybe I should change that.
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Ok, so I've been playing brawl, and I must say, the most overpowered characters so far are R.O.B, and Ike.

Rob because he has that insane Jetpack/B-Up jump which can literally send you to another side of the stage when knocked offscreen (I've done it. Its crazy), and that laser eye thing which just slices through everyone.). Plus he's pretty heavy, and has insane smashes in midair, and on the ground as well. That taunt he does is pretty funny too.

Ike, I have only played once, but he seems to have quite the ability to kick ass...or be just fucking annoying whenever someone plays him.

Pit, Sonic, and Snake are all pretty cool. Pit cause he reminds me of Tyreal from Diablo 2, but thats pretty much it. Oh and that blue arrow thing is kinda cool, along with the wings. Metaknight awesome, but he seems to have a serious lack of finishing smashes, which is kinda a letdown. He seems to just be rather annoying than dangerious.

Oh, and every time I use one of King Dedede's smash moves, I feel an insane need to scream "BLAMN!!!". Seriously though, he's insane to play.
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sdaw said:


.........-|-
........./ \


I think is what he was trying to do.
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│♠

Yeah, so it works on vista. Probably not on my Linux though.
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Confucious say, you need mo' edu-muh-cation.
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Aaronjams said:
*bunch of text*...help him?

Us, help someone?

Heh. Heh heh...Heh heeeh hehehehe..Heh HA HeHE HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

heh, heheh whew...
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Ohhhhh boy.... first bot. First one comes, then we have a stampede.

I suggest we take cover.
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I wanna play brawl, but alas; no wii.
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What language do people in isreal speak anyway? I'm assuming its hebrew for some reason.
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All hail superjer the great! He who shapes our minds and computer knowlege

Hail Xen- I mean SUPERJER
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I agree whole heartedly with aaronjer. I pretty much learned about 97% of world history in 5th grade. Hell, I even took the book home and read straight through the whole thing. What I don't understand, is why they bother to teach the SAME things up until senior year?

And its not just that, its about ALL classes. (Except math. Waaaay too much shit to learn in one year.)

Example: They gave us a class in elementary school on how to learn word. Guess what? Everyone in the classed learned in about 4 weeks. Years later, Junior/senior year, they're giving out classes on how to learn it STILL. And guess what: everyone ends up learning the same shit every year! Its idiotic.

I could rant for hours on this, but it won't make a diffrence, so meh.
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I was having a shitty day, and then I saw this.

http://www.reuters.com/article/newsOne/idUSL0854496320080310

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At least he's not pointy.
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Quote, code, IMG.
Forums are quite the portal,
For Information.

Unless that it is 4-chan.
Spock say: "Most, illogical".
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I like GIMP, its free, its got all the features of photoshop, however it is somewhat hard to use. The multiple windows thing pisses me off. And my 3D filters don't work when I load a .psd file. But its 100% free, whereas photoshop costs like $300. And it can use my photoshop files.

Did I mention its free?

But yeah, what I do is that I just stick them on a diffrent desktop in linux. Works for the multiple windows thing. On Windows, you might just want to try to find some kind of third party app that can place windows inside itself, via Google. Like wine on linux.
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The only thing that pisses me off is the whole multiple window thing, and that my 3D filters don't work in gimp. Other than that its fine.
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Ok... Wow. What the fuck.
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There's more to a girl than her personality...

Oh wait.

Fuck.
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I miss jack. Well sort of.
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...

No comment.

Seriously though, weren't you banned?

EDIT: Oh wait, I thought brad resurrected another bronze age truck again. :X
My bad.
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So...yeah....Why did you guys resurrect a 300 year old truck?
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"terrests" or Terrorists?

I honestly dislike Terrorists, Swat Guys are cooler. Although, Pirates are unbeatable.

Especially space pirates:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2kqDWggu6A
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I can make stuff, its just I have the incredibly inconvenient problem of never finishing them. Which once again ties into my laziness.
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Huh.

All I know is that they say that if I go to college, then I will have a better chance of making moolah. Seems worth the investment into tuition and all that; besides, I like money.
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UPDATE:
http://www.niagarafallsreview.ca/ArticleDisplay.aspx?e=930697

Yeah, hugo is definitly in the wrong, and definitely asking for it.
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This forum needs new colors, and I mean somewhat bad. I think that the baby blue thing should go, and that the background should be stark white, the tables and what not shades of black and white.
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Heh, you should have put a "Mars" logo on it.
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Space Key. That one was too easy.
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Space opera = Star Wars, Star Trek, Homeworld, Mass Effect, Most 4x games, Flash Gordon, ect.

Basically its a big ass story about space wars, politics, ect. Best example is Mass Effect, and Star Wars.
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Ah, but you are wrong!
I now reveal the truth:
Ah-mer-e-cuh... see?

Don't be so quick to judge it,
Say it before you spray it
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Heh, I think books are almost obsolete. Frankly, I even keep my "diary" (its not so much a diary as it is a folder with a bunch of text files containing notes, things to remember, people I hate, train of thoughts I want to save, ect.) on my flash drive.
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Most of planet think,
"America is teh suck",
Misunderstanding.

We know the real true reason,
And here it is: Mr. Bush.

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I think he said one word, Havokk. Although he might not be literal, considering that were chatting with text, were defining the picture with words, and he could have meant "one phrase", or "one description".

[/smartass]

Considering that is not the case, I would have to go with "Our sick nature".
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I don't read books...We "whippersnappers" have this thing called an "Internet", so to speak of. Its far more useful and efficent than your primative "books".
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EdAn said:
I am sorry, Corn
but I do not understand
what have I done wrong?


Nothing wrong, you did.
I was, as the brits might say,
"Taking the piss", lawl.
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I liked the music, I've listened to the first two, and its all space-opera-like. Least thats what it remindes me of.
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Hey, I loved cloverfield.

Your opinion is worthless though.
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So, did you end up going to college? What about Sup?
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You could just set one up on a home computer, maybe one that you just leave on all the time.
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I'm afraid to look at my grades. I know my exams I score really well in; I got like 74 average on the PSAT, but I'm just too damn lazy to do all the schoolwork. I know the shit, I'm just lazy.
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EdAn said:
I dislike Haikus.
Haikus are weird and pointless.
Five more syllables.


Five syllables here,
Seven syllables are here,
Five more are right here.

OMG you guys,
this thinking think is so hard!
I'm not smrat enough!


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Willow trees flow here,
as the forum flames rise up,
Yet peace is still not.

Easy does it guys, I say,
Although I quite love disdain
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Leave it open. I'm ok for going for free right now.
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Your finally back!!!

Anyway, I'll listen to the music when I get to a place where using headphones isin't punishable by incarceration.

(IE: Not school)

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We may not get paid, but It may look good on our resumes.

But yeah, I'm cool with helping you with the website. Just wondering how were going to coodonate this.
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I'd help. Although it seems a lot like IGN, and Gamespot, and 1up, and all those other sites. But I'd still love reviewing games.

EDIT: Oh wait, didn't read throughly. Sounds a lot like Metacritic.
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Magnetic lasso = best friend.
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That works.
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I post.
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Actually, I was refering to the fact that Rodeo's browser closed due to an overflow of pure awesome in address 0x1337.
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One of the things I love about this forum is the intelligent, humorus savagry that doesn't seem to be anywhere else I find on the interwebs. All the other forums I've been to (except for dev/techie forums, which are a totally diffrent catagory altogether...) have all been clones of 4chan in one way or another. The amount of idocy on them, is appalling. Its not even funny.

This one, however...seems to be somewhat of an exception.

Somewhat.
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300 is still better. 300 completely and utterly owns all other movies in existance. No doubt about it.

EDIT: Apart from gladiator.
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We already had something like that a looong time ago. It worked out just the way molkman described it. All it does is encourage you to spam.
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Its Daniel, actually. My handwriting is just shit. :P
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Of pure awesome, right?
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Sdaw, do I know you or something, because I get the feeling that your a certian person I happened to have shown this forum...
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Its frightning how much some of you know about me.
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Its cause nobody likes you.
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Yeah, but seriously, where the hell is he? He's been gone for several weeks now. Aaron, your his brother; you might know. I thought I read that he was really busy, or something.
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Ever seen Downfall? Its a German film about the last few days of Hitlers life. Plenty of bombs, death, explosions, bullets, drama, and tragedy. Oh and nazis. It actually gives the people at the head of the Nazi party, a human-like, yet strangely realistic portrayal, in my opinion. For example: In the movie, Hitler seems less like a genocidal monster, and more as a grandfatherly, somewhat-sociopathic, narcissistic, and delusional...genocidal monster. Imagine your polite grandfather, who acts all nice in private matters, but then turns into a raving, racist, psychopath whenever he goes to the office. You probably get the idea.

Its actually quite stunning, they way they did it. Obviously they mention the antisemitism only twice, and the Holocaust only once, due to the fact that...well its Germany, the place where they censure Half-Life marines with robots .

All I can say is that my post does not give it justice. Go see it.
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Cornell is based off my last name.
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Not very long, like a class period or so.
Which is about an hour-two hours.

The first pencil drawing I posted was the most recent one I did. I actually have some more on one of my flash drives, and one I haven't scanned yet.

EDIT: The most recent photoshops I made include, in from most recent to oldest, the picture of squidman, one that I haven't posted, the dictator one, the two hills, and then that shitty forest pic. First one I made.
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@Aaron
You don't like squidman? Shame.
Maybe you like this better:

Squidman in Pencil
(Click for image)

Also, got a couple more coming too:

(I don't think this one looks so good... oh well)
Elf Lady
(Click for image)

That last one was an attempt to draw a somewhat modest woman. Keyword there being attempt.

A rancor like thing inspired probablly from Star Wars.
(Click for image)

I can't believe nobody likes the dictator one. Shame.

EDIT: Also, heres a bunch of random crap I drew in math.
(Click for image)
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Pity about the pingpong table.
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Here's a taste of some things to come:
(Click for image)

@Down Rodeo
Those look pretty cool. Are you any good at modeling?
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All I know is that, where I live. We all love Kim. Kim Jong loves all. We serve.
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I think we scared him away: he hasen't posted in a while.
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Yeah, the forest one is a little simple because it was one of the first ones I did.

I'll post some pencil drawings as soon as I get my scanner working.
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Lovely Picture.
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Got more crappy artwork!

Warzone Hill:


and its counterpart, Tranquility Hill

I got a lot of more art, but most of it is unfinished/not cool, like website layouts, unfinished pictures, wierd text art, ect.
Most of it I made it in CG class.

If I make more, then I'll post it here. In the meanwhile, let see some of you ruffian's stuff.

EDIT: Switching computers, was in middle of posting more, brb
EDIT2: Woah! Triple post!
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But you have to admit: he still looks kickass.
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Ok, in an effort to shamelessly show off my l33t photoshop skillz, which surely are infalible, I've decided to create this topic as to so that people may look at my mighty art and TREMBLE.

Feel free to post your own too.

Here we go:

Squidman
(Click for image)

Some Dictator Guy


Forest on some island:


Feel free to post feedback as well.

EDIT: Updated squidman, fixed a few artifacts.
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Hah, the video I made was much better.

Hell, its not even a video; its called an image, you whippersnappers!

(Click for image)

[/selfless hijack]
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IMO, this forum is moderated much better than such other lovely as...oh, lets say...4chan, anyone?

Oh yeah, and the Ctrl-Alt-Del forums as well. People are serious twits there.
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That too, is quite fine.
An opinion is quite farce,
from a worthless human.
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Ha! Silly aaron,
What you don't realize is,
I feed off just that.

Hatred, dislike, all the same.
You all are pawns in my scheme.
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Easy! Easy! All we want to know is how the game plays. Sorry if I sounded like I was a dick. I know it may not seem like it, but I was not trying to be insulting on my last post. I'm not trying to be overly critical, I was trying to say you might be reading our conversation wrong, including my last post. Lets try this:

What kind of game is it most similar to? Counterstrike? Super Mario? From what I can gather, it appears to be a game like Devil May Cry 4.

jrkookid said:
its an adventure game


Ok, so its an adventure game. Glad I saw that post. You should really put that in the first post so that people see that and aren't like "Eh?".

EDIT: Give us specifics on what the gameplay will be like. Will we be using swords? Guns? Bows? Who are we fighting in this game? Will it be point-and-click? Stuff like that.
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It was a mistake,
Honest, I say, was my claim,
Punishments...still came
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Havokk Edge said:
You've lost me..i was ganna post a boner but i though id be wrong and id be humiliated....


And I'd hunt you down and kill you considering my 2 year old brother was in the room when I opened this page.

Luckly for you, your brain reasoned.
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All I know is don't buy anything less than an 8800.

Trust me.
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Haiku's are easy.
Sometimes they don't make much sense.
Refrigerator.
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Guess not. :(
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Saw 4 is really morbid. I actually think its kinda sad, they way they keep milking emotions, by displaying/discussing things about rape, molestation, murder, torture, ect, just so they can get you to watch the movie. It kinda drains you after a while.

[/topic change]
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Lovely.
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jrkookid said:
CornJer said:

You just don't get it, do you.
Either your first language is not English, or frankly your an idiot.


well captain racist my first language is not english

who ever is responsible and interested to play my game pm me saying you are/do


Well then that makes much more sense. Actually, I can't blame you for being an idiot now, so thats a good thing. I actually think better of you for learning a second language. But I seem to notice a real communication problem here. I think that you need to learn more English, no offense.
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How th hell did he manage to do that, cause half life crashes for me as soon as it boots.
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What pisses me off is that when I installed Kanotix, I can't boot into XP anymore. GRUB must have fucked up the boot sector.

I could probablly just install it again, but I'd need a CD, and I'm going to have to dig through my extremely cluttered house to find one.
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Its not even a game really; its a map for warcraft 3 that some guy waaay overdid, cause he had waaaaaaaaaaaaaay to much time.
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Watch him come in here and lock it cause you said that.
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Wow. In about an hour, I managed to learn the basics of Java.

And I must say, its damned convenient compared to C, even C++ in some (rare) cases, but it still can't outmatch the latter. C++ pwns it by a longshot. The lack of pointers is a major discrepancy, along with the bytecode thing. The whole virtual machine crap is essentially emulation, but there's always the GNU Java Library for native compilation, so thats not really a concern. If you haven't heard of it, I suggest you try it out here

(Thank you Richard Stallerman. )

Another thing I don't really like is the whole concept of outright forcing you to use object oriented programming. While I can understand the whole reasoning behind it, and why they did it, it really irks me that they removed global functions. The really powerful thing about C++, and why I love it so much, is the extendability of it. You could essentially build your own api with typedef, #define, operator, class, and struct. Sure, you got your things like the '+' operating with a string and a variable returns a text readout of it, but I could do that with the C++ 'string' class by inheritance and the 'operator' keyword.


#include <string>
#include <cstring>

//warning: very crude, wrote for demonstration.
class better_string : private string
{
better_string operator+ (const int& vartoprint)
{
better_string tempstring;
char temp [255]; //yes I know this is unsafe
sprintf(temp,"%s%d",this->c_str,vartoprint);
tempstring.assign(temp);
return tempstring;
}
}


Hell, if I wanted to, I could probably code all the little convinces that you get in java, right into a C++ header file. I'll give java credit: its a good, streamlined, basic language; especially for learning your first C syntax-ish language, but you'll probably want to move to C/++/0x (when it comes out) later.

EDIT: Forgot link to GCJ: http://gcc.gnu.org/java/
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I lost the CD's ages ago, so I'd probably have to pirate it to get it to work. Plus, it might not even run under WINE, so I won't be able to.
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jrkookid said:
OK BIG INFO MY UPDATES ARE HELD IN MY FIRST POST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

P.S. post something related to the firetruck!

P.S.S. i might give the download link to people who are responsible and i will give admin access to people who are trust worthy

P.S.S.S. im not giving access to you aaronjer cuz u scare me


You just don't get it, do you.
Either your first language is not English, or frankly your an idiot.
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The only languages I really know, are C and C++. BlitzBasic, I learned but never used; Visual basic was boring and my teacher was terrible; and then there's GML, which doesn't even count. Python I heard is easy to learn, I might try that. I did hear it was interpreted though.

But in all seriousness, I really need to take the time to memorize all the HTML tags, which is something I never got around to doing. That and learning spanish.

EDIT: I should probablly learn assembly while I'm at it. What else should I learn?

FAKEEDIT: Java?
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Your telling us there's an update to a game, which we know nothing about, other than that your updating it. We don't even know what type of game it is. We didn't even know it existed till you told us about it being updated, and even then you still haven't told us anything about it. Its just like "I updated my game, any suggestions?" and were like: "What game?". The only thing you told us was "Its using a game engine". That could mean a million diffrent things. What type of engine is it? FPS, RTS, Strategy, RPG? What? Your being very unspecific.
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AoE2 was my second home for a year and a half. What I loved best was the laser guys from the first one though. Massacureing guys with clubs using rayguns was a thrill few can comprehend.
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Hell, lets try it.
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I was actually going to attend, but the previous night I spent up till 4 in the morning trying to get steam to work on wine, because for some reason ntfs-3g and steam dont get along. So I tried installing steam on a linux drive, but it crashed every single time I ran it, in one way or another. No idea why.

Right now, it still doesn't work. Still working on just getting it installed and running, but its being terribly ghey.
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Well, if you knew some machine code and had all the ascii binary values memorized, then techically you could create an executeable, by typing the words manually into notepad in ascii format (Cause 1 ascii character = 1 byte). I'm not entirely sure how long X86 machine code is in bytes, so you might have to do some binary aritmatic.
Also, you need the character map out, to place binary values of text as well. IE: 96 = 'z' = 00110010 in binary. The null character, which might be something in machine code (although machine code is chinese to me), would not have a displayable character, but might be a box kinda thing in notepad, like: 0 = '[]" = 00000000 in binary. Except the brackets would look like one character.

It would be really fucking hard to do, but possible, with a degree in computer science? Yes.
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Meh. Close enough.
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Take your time. I actually kinda like this pink, cause helps give me that "What-The-Fuck" kind of aura that I've always been wanting to achieve.
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Wait, doesn't not chewing it defeat the purpose though?
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Hamburger.


But no pron pleaz. I sometimes post from my school, so having my computer graphics teacher see that would probably not qualify as being on task.
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Aaron, your a dick , but honestly thats one of the most amazing stories I have read. Really, I am honestly quite astounded at that. I seriously think you should write a book about that, cause thats a really compelling and interesting story you have there. I'd read it in a heartbeat-despite me hating fantasy books. I'd even buy it myself.

10/10

EDIT @ Soopyjams: FEAR still rocks, even at 640x480 (I play at 1024xSomething)
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Heh.
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I NEED to attend this one, or I'm never gonna.

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I wrote a virus.

Well not really. Its just this crazy thing that makes your computer beep and spews satanic messages. And thats it, Nothing destructive. Although sometimes it unintentionally crashes computers, but thats cause of my shitty programming.
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I actually don't like my title. I think everyone what it says by now.

I kinda like, "I do cocaine", cause it kinda goes with my avatar. And cause its metal.
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He died. Nobody likes him much.
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Valentines day sucks. I took the day off specifcally for that reason.

OH: I'm also posting this on my brand spanking new Kanotix installation, BITCHES.

But it was a bitch to install the wireless card.
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I wanna party with soopyjams!11
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When someone asks that, you know a topic fails.
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I don't know...People come and go in this place.

I also have been wondering that.
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Hey, that works.
Besides, most dreams take from real events...

Jeffery Davis was walking down the street one day, enjoying the crumbling city around him. It was a beautiful day, and all was quiet, especially since The Disaster. As he walked down the street, something briefly caught his eye at the edge of an alley, before it vanished. It was the only moving thing he'd seen in weeks. After freezing for just a second he bolted after it. Could it be what he thought? He ducked round the corner.

"Dammit, another FUCKING cat!" He swore out loud at another day ruined by yet another dashed hope.


He stood there, stunned and demoralized for a minuite, before continuing to trudge on. However, after walking for another half hour, he did find himself some frozen steak, a bag of Doritos, and some stale bread at an old resturant.

"Enough to keep me going" Jeff said aloud with a smile.

Upon further inspection he discovered that the bag of doritos had already been opened, the chips removed, and refilled with hundred dollar bills. Ol' Jeffy's heart rose and sank, first the brief pang of excitement upon finding money, and then the realization that it no longer held any value. As he uncomfortably gnawed on the thawing steak he heard a catastrophically loud explosion far away towards the maroon setting sun.

Another one. They'd been getting more frequent of late. Warming the steak in his hands, he began the slow trek back to his latest 'home'.


He found himself at his home and came to realize, the last explosion was his home. He gnawed at the site of the blaze of his home an saw a shadow like small figure run from the back. He sat his steak down beside a flame and burnt the Doritos bag, but kept the money and ran after it.

Through the smoke and burning embers of what was once his home, Jeff carelessly stumbled towards the figure that seemed to be eluding him. Jeff was positive his quarry would escape, as he barely had sight of him, but a crash and a painful scream made it obvious he was going to confront the one who destroyed his beloved hovel. And as he came upon his prey he could see a face that was all too familiar.

It was Linus Torvalds. Jeffrey was astonished, he was sure nobody could have survived that fall so many years ago. But here was his arch-nemesis in the flesh, kneeling over in pain and clutching his raw, tender leg-wounds.

Jeff and Linus Looked into each others eyes for a moment..Jeff looked closely at Linus' mouth and saw that it as orange.Jeff went up to him an grabbed the collar of his shirt in anger and said, "FIRST MY HOME AND NOW MY DORIOTOS?I should kill you right now you bastard!'As Jeff pulled back his fist with all his anger Linus looked at him with a sad face, and said," but Jeffrey..I am..Your Father"

"What?" Jeff said; but at that very moment, Linus's face turned into that of Darth Vader. Then he woke up, bumping his head on the roof of the gondola he was laying in. "Shit", he said, looking from the water at the Hong Kong Skyline.

Hou was very confused. Who had he been- Jeff? He was going to have to lay off that cheap imported whisky; it always made him have those disturbing dreams.

He couldn't believe the time. His wife was supposed to be here hours ago and bring take-out. As he rubbed his grumble-belly his phone began to ring with a familiar tone.

It was Linus Torvalds. Hou was astonished, after the last kernel update had to be cancelled due to his monkey business he was sure Linus wouldn't call him again.

"Hey asshat, tell me what the password to the zip file you sent me is so I can stop talking to you," Linus menaced.


Hou Ling was boggled. He had stopped working with Linus for two months now, and only now he had bothered to call him? A programming major in college, Hou had learned English at the age of 16 to work in his passion: Free Software Development.

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Oh, thats much easier then.
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Wow. Thats pretty cool, that they made an entire video on it. I do pencil drawings myself. If I ever get off my ass and get the scanner working, I might just post some.
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I just thought of something: you should try adding a page number list thingy for each topic on the individual forums. I hate having to click on the topic title, then scrolling down ALL the way to the bottom of the page, just to go to the last page. If you could put a right aligned page number thing, in the forum topic list itself, similar to the one at the bottom of the topic itself, that would be kewl.

You know what I mean or...nada?
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You do live in Seattle...so it seems somewhat plausible.

I'm not entirely convinced. More details.
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In a Past Life...



You Were: A Kind Despot.

Where You Lived: North Canada.

How You Died: Consumption.

Who Were You In a Past Life?

http://www.blogthings.com/pastlifegenerator/
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So is municpality.

And gondola.
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Not gonna lie; this is getting a little out there...but I can fix that...

Jeffery Davis was walking down the street one day, enjoying the crumbling city around him. It was a beautiful day, and all was quiet, especially since The Disaster. As he walked down the street, something briefly caught his eye at the edge of an alley, before it vanished. It was the only moving thing he'd seen in weeks. After freezing for just a second he bolted after it. Could it be what he thought? He ducked round the corner.

"Dammit, another FUCKING cat!" He swore out loud at another day ruined by yet another dashed hope.


He stood there, stunned and demoralized for a minuite, before continuing to trudge on. However, after walking for another half hour, he did find himself some frozen steak, a bag of Doritos, and some stale bread at an old resturant.

"Enough to keep me going" Jeff said aloud with a smile.

Upon further inspection he discovered that the bag of doritos had already been opened, the chips removed, and refilled with hundred dollar bills. Ol' Jeffy's heart rose and sank, first the brief pang of excitement upon finding money, and then the realization that it no longer held any value. As he uncomfortably gnawed on the thawing steak he heard a catastrophically loud explosion far away towards the maroon setting sun.

Another one. They'd been getting more frequent of late. Warming the steak in his hands, he began the slow trek back to his latest 'home'.


He found himself at his home and came to realize, the last explosion was his home. He gnawed at the site of the blaze of his home an saw a shadow like small figure run from the back. He sat his steak down beside a flame and burnt the Doritos bag, but kept the money and ran after it.

Through the smoke and burning embers of what was once his home, Jeff carelessly stumbled towards the figure that seemed to be eluding him. Jeff was positive his quarry would escape, as he barely had sight of him, but a crash and a painful scream made it obvious he was going to confront the one who destroyed his beloved hovel. And as he came upon his prey he could see a face that was all too familiar.

It was Linus Torvalds. Jeffrey was astonished, he was sure nobody could have survived that fall so many years ago. But here was his arch-nemesis in the flesh, kneeling over in pain and clutching his raw, tender leg-wounds.



Jeff and Linus Looked into each others eyes for a moment..Jeff looked closely at Linus' mouth and saw that it as orange.Jeff went up to him an grabbed the collar of his shirt in anger and said, "FIRST MY HOME AND NOW MY DORIOTOS?I should kill you right now you bastard!'As Jeff pulled back his fist with all his anger Linus looked at him with a sad face, and said," but Jeffrey..I am..Your Father"

"What?" Jeff said; but at that very moment, Linus's face turned into that of Darth Vader. Then he woke up, bumping his head on the roof of the gondola he was laying in. "Shit", he said, looking from the water at the Hong Kong Skyline.

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Yeah, but not me. Bitches.
User
Ha, thats funny.
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Down, yours is completely fine. A little contradictory to what superjer wrote, but almost trivial. Lets all try to use consistent colors though. MY TURN.

Jeffery Davis was walking down the street one day, enjoying the crumbling city around him. It was a beautiful day, and all was quiet, especially since The Disaster. As he walked down the street, something briefly caught his eye at the edge of an alley, before it vanished. It was the only moving thing he'd seen in weeks. After freezing for just a second he bolted after it. Could it be what he thought? He ducked round the corner. "Dammit, another FUCKING cat!" He swore out load at another day ruined by yet another dashed hope. He stood there, stunned and demoralized for a minuite, before continuing to trudge on. However, after walking for another half hour, he did find himself some frozen steak, a bag of Doritos, and some stale bread at an old resturant. "Enough to keep me going" Jeff said aloud with a smile.


Edit: Changed colors.
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Get AVG. Its free and it works (usually).
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I love how someone actually wrote a program in brainfuck. That must have been awful.
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There haven't been much forum games around here, so I'm going to go ahead and start one.


Ok, here we go!
Rules
1. You write 3 sentences in the next post, continuing the story.
2. It must be somewhat related to the previous 3 sentences.
3. Don't get too stupid. I mean, look what happened to the choose your own adventure forum. (Seriously guys... )
4. The sentences must be in CODE tags.

I think thats it. I'll go ahead and be ref on this (I have final say on if something is too stupid or out of context). I'll settle disputes if any arise.

Also, if you want to ask questions or what not, you can just write outside the CODE tags and I'll be happy to answer.

I'll start:

Jeffery Davis was walking down the street one day, enjoying the crumbling city around him. It was a beautyful day, and all was quiet, especially since The Disaster. As he walked down the street, something breifly caught his eye at the edge of an alley, before it vanished.
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Down Rodeo said:
That might have been me- I was trying to remove Mellow's bit (no offence mellow :D)

I love the quote button.
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Oh. Sweet.
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letters

itoa or sprintf
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HLDS Admins is still on the main forum page, yet when I clicked it said it vanished. FYI
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All I know is that every time I LAN at my friend's house, we all play halo, and we all end up having a good time.
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I like the new forum stuff. It actually seems to have livened up the forum, by like a factor of 2.35.

It could honestly use a quote button, though.

EDIT: Oh, a random firetruck button at the top of the page would ROCK.
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Yes, its true.

My father is also my left testicle. You can't even imagine the complications.
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When I was in the chat, and I had it in a seperate window, Internet Explorer gave me a message saying "AJAX Error!" or something. FYI.
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IMO, Halo is the king of ALL lan partys.
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Negros!
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Personally, I'm looking forward to college. I'm not looking foreward to 4 more years of school, but college, yes.
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I'm back in this truck: Whadd'I miss?
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What makes me laugh the most is that both of them ACTUALLY wrote essays.
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Not enough RAM these days?!? Ha!!! My rig has 2 gigs, plus its three years old! Plenty of RAM to go around!
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@Rodeo

What happened was that I tried a thousand different ways to change the partitioning of my NTFS C:/ drive that came with the prebuild gateway, on windows itself, so that I could install linux, but instead I ended up grabbing this loose drive I had revolving around and sticking it in as a slave. I made like 4 diffrent partitions of various sizes on the slave, but when I tried to partition the C:/ drive, it wanted to erase it. As we all know, we can't live WITHOUT windows (goddamn microsoft ), so that was a big no-no. As far as I can tell, there isint much way to repartition a hard drive without completely wrecking it first, although I have seen some software that allows you to dynamically partition hard drives, but A) I'm not sure that it'll keep the information, and B) it costs moneys. Plus I think you need to format your hard drive to install it ANYWAY, which kind of defeats the purpose.

@Soop
But your my hero superjer...

Anyway, probablly should have gone there in the first place, but since this is like my main forum (no joke), yeah. Ethernet IS a posibility, its just a total pain in the ass due to it (the computer) being way back in an almost completely inaccessible corner of my basement. Anyway, I'll try burning it to a CD, but I'm not entirely sure that all it needs is the drivers. Is there some kind of commands I can enter to find out the type of x implementation I have? (IE: What version of GNOME/XFCE/whatever?)
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Looks alright, although every star wars game that I've played has sucked ass so far... Heres to hoping this one improves as well.
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...And even though that the .ISO file has the word "Xfce" in it, it boots up into the bash shell then is all like FAIL. It tells me that X can't start cause "no screens detected" or something. I didn't install any drivers or anything, so it might be that I don't have the drivers for my Nvidia 8500 video card working.
This is Debian Linux btw. Now, I don't have a clue how to use bash, and the online doesn't work because my desktop uses a wireless card and linux didn't like it for some reason.
So my question would be: How do I get the interface setup on the machine? What commands would I have to put into bash to run it? Would I have to burn debian packages to a CD then load them onto the computer? What would the commands be to do that?
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I tend to notice that your more likely so see things inside yourself when they might not be as prominent, when someone or something else tells you how you act. Especially if your insecure. Thats why I think horrorscopes are BS because people "see" their own traits in the horrorscope, when it might be nonexistent. IE: The people that read horrorscopes are insecure about their own personallities on the inside, so they go and seek the horoscope for guideance.
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Ok, I'll TRY to be there this time.
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I still need to get orange box. I have Gmod though, so I've seen the sexy motion blur.
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The only thing that trusts my hands is uncle john and his two brothers.
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Sunday works great because I party all day on friday and saturday.
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I don't know, those fuzzy socks look kinda nice...
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Fail Snail disapproves.
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Whoever did that prank call deserves a medal. That was EPIC.
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Goddammit I MISSED ANOTHER ONE.

All I know is that next time there is one, Somebody's getting their ass of WoW so I can play with you guys.

I hate that game. All my friends are addicted to it, and have sold their souls and whatnot just for timecards. Seriously, They traded in a FEAR for one. I mean, WTF!?!
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Wha??
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Am I a real member?
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Anything less than an 8800 will fail. Make sure you get one of those. I got an 8500 for 80 bucks, but I probably should have waited and gotten the 88. I regret it sometimes, but UT3 still works like a charm on max (If it would ever stop crashing... oh wait).
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Aliens.
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Yeah the only reason I wasn't there last time was because I partied too much, and that idiot friend of mine was all like "Dude, I gotta show you this one awesome thing in Super Mario Galaxy". The only problem being he had been showing me these "one awesome things" since noon, and I totally forgot about the lan until about 4 and by then it was too late. So yeah.
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An intel graphics card? No wonder its crashing! Those built in cards just might be able to run quake. And I mean the first one. My opinion would be to either update the drivers (which helps on the rare occasion), or buy that new graphics card ASAP.
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Yeah, the whole copyright system is all fucked up. Personally, I'm all for free software and copyleft and all that, and frankly, if they abolished copyright, then that would just be better for everyone. This article proves my point.
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Are you seriously saying that its over already?

Damn.
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Ok, so since I'm unable to change my color, I've changed my sig to reflect as such.

EDIT: nvm
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Quote:
But your colour harmonizes just great with your avatar.

Oh, and the forum doesn't log you out when you leave without clicking "Log Out".


Ok, thats just not nice.

I'm going to have to digitally rape you now.






uh...

*rape*

EDIT: Oh and if you could have an autologout thing, that would be nice too soops.
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I'm actually going to attend this.
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I'll be nice soopyjams...



if it means no pink... GAH!
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Admit it: you did that on purpose.

A couple cool things would be the addition of being able to quote posts from the topic, and announcements and stickys as well.

EDIT: Also having an advanced user account, as opposed to a regular account, for trusted users, with abilities like making stickies, and other small things that users aren't normally able to do. You know what I mean?
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I want to get a gaming laptop for the sole reason that I have a computer the use when we LAN at my home dawg's house.
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AoE Roxz. I used to play the scenario editor constantly.
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I dont like my color.
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Seems alright, could use a diffrent color other than baby blue, but otherwise simple and to the point.

Wonder what my color is...

*posts*


EDIT: oh HELL no
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"superjer" said:
Yes it will look better than this forum.

This forum was designed to match a much older version of the site:
http://web.archive.org/web/20030124004115/http://www.superjer.com/


Wait... I remember that.

Wait WHY do I remember that?
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Awesome sauce.
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Burn. BURN.
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oh man

That sucks ass.
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These never work.
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I'd post my gamertag if my xbox wasin't broke. They sent me a box though, I just gotta take the time to send it off.
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I'm not to keen on how compatable wine is with windows, and what not. If it has directx support, and is compatable with the windows kernel, then this does seem kinda useless. Although, it looks like they're trying to familiarize windows users with this os, give it all of window's features and the like.

Fake Edit: Apparently it can use windows drivers. So thats a advantage.
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ReactOS

Its an open source clone of windows, like linux was with unix. 'Cept its binary compatable.

The only problem is that it seems that its not gonna come out anytime soon. Least you can put it on your xbox...
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Xbox? I have one of those.

Me and some friends go online sometimes and talk about negros and jews and fetuses and other things that make people mad.

Its fun.
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Acceptable.
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THAT CAT??? Awesomeness!!


But seriously, supreme, what the FUCK is that?
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Halo 3 is about the best game out for the Xbox 360 so far. I never got to play Halo 1 or Halo 2 (Cause I never owned the original xbox :( ). I still think that the best PC game so far would either be one of the Half-Lifes or FEAR. FEAR fucking rocks. Never before in the history of mankind has there been such an awesome game. Except maybe HL2. ]

BTW: Garry's mod is kinda cool. I was playing it on my friends account.
And Crysis looks fucking awesome.
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Why just say "Tequila"? Just put Chow Yun Fat's face on it instead. Its cooler that way. .
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Busy with another coding project right now, but what the hell, could give it a shot.
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"Supreme Edge" said:
Caution: Slippery When Wet?


Thats what she said.
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My friend is letting me use his steam account. Or rather his friend is.

I'm playing episode 2 right now, and MAN. TOTAL AWESOMENESS.
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Jesus. You have dedication.
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I'm not so sure sup, cows do milk well.
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FEAR style. If there is ever a game made by the gods, than that is it. Or STALKER:SOC.
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If I ever get put in, I gotta be the creepy corn dude who talks to the characters demonicly through the computer.
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When I clicked on it, it took me to rapidshare... is that intentional?
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I'm interested.

After my precal, I'll check it out.
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CQB _Fuck_the_world_.
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Mike, may god bless you. You wrote words I could never put on paper.

Considering that I'm an athiest, thats saying something.
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http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,299857,00.html

Honestly, this can be the greatest thing mankind has ever done, or the worst.
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Make sure you get a directx 10 supported graphics card. If you don't your gonna have to replace it anyway sooner or later. . I got an NVidia 8500 GT at best buy for about 85 bucks, so you might wanna start there. Not sure if it is at your's though.
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Wasin't even sure what it was.
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So does anyone know what a rhododendron is?
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What?
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Just started CG class this year too!



And yes, I did it from scratch.
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Meh not really. Always wanted to watch it though.
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That was awesome. I loved how the giant baseball seeked them out.
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Meh, used to play it.

Halo is overrated. Majorly.
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"CornJer" said:
Is it just me, or does 99 percent of everyone go "WERZ MCDIDDES 3 LOLZ!!!11". Its really not something to be obsessing over like this. Really.

qft
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Yeah, somebody needs to can those accounts before they become active and start drownding the forum iwth spam.
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Yeah, it only supporsts WAV and VAC. Which is retarted, but it also has input and a really good image manipulation base. The library is allegro actually.

I'm finally back at my house (after partying all friday :D) so I'm gonna go ahead and try downloading modplug, and rosegarden.
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Thanks a bundle, sup.

I'll try it as soon as I get home...



EDIT: Modplug doesn't support exporting midis... :(

I guess I could export to WAV though...allthough that'll take up a hell of a filesize.

What I'm trying to do is make music for a game, but the only widespread formats for sound with the library are midi and wav. A few others are, but nobody uses them. mp3 isin't supported either, which makes hulk MAD!!!!
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Is it just me, or does 99 percent of everyone go "WERZ MCDIDDES 3 LOLZ!!!11". Its really not something to be obsessing over like this. Really.
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And I'm not sure what the hell to do with it.

Suggestions?

And no, I'm not making a porn site.
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Does anyone know of any free midi sequencers that DONT have fifty million useless features? You know, a simple one thats easy to learn, but free?
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"shigidy" said:
because the end result is so awesome


True, but I've done this part already like 5 times, I just keep coming back to it because the old versions always have some fundimental flaw. It gets annoying after a while, ya know?
Truck
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Wtf is habbo? A create a hobo game?
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Coding the bits of a game engine without any visual gratitude is like sitting in math class for 5 hours straight. It sucks. How does one motivate themselves to keep working on a project like this?
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"Supreme Edge" said:
i want a second heart id be able to pump blood to my brain and my penis without trouble...


Ok, now that was funny.

In fact, I'm quoting it.
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Actually no, just popping in a Xbox CD in a 360 will run it.

Thats how I play Mercenaries.
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Meh, I noticed that, but I thought it was alright.
Truck
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The countdown to the most annoying ads is here:

http://www.cracked.com/index.php?name=News&sid=1800&pageid=1
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Yeah, about that.....we accidently sacrificed it to Quezecotl. What a waste...



























If it weren't for the stupid rollerskate we'd be feasting right now...
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Who the hell said there was gonna be a mcdiddies 4?
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"aaronjer" said:

It makes you look like a douche!


Naturally I would start ripping peoples necks off and stomping puppies after reading that, but I would have to agree.






















Myspace sucks.
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OMG. That. Totally. ROKZ.
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Naka hasen't posted in forever. Thats cool.
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And believe it or not, I found it because of a manhunt 2 comment he made, not that I was looking for it.

http://kotaku.com/commenter/jackthompson/

Why am I even posting this.
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That was... disturbing.

I'm not even kidding.

That really was disturbing.

Holy shit.
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Thats a first.
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One question: Why?
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Don't worry, we hate you too.

SPREAD THE HATE!!!

HAIL SATAN!!!
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Its out for PC only.

It doesn't take a billion dollar computer to run it.
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I'm assuming your talking about fps lag, not connection lag, but either way,

Try these
-update graphics drivers
-turn graphics down
-exit out of programs running at the same time (though this doesn't seem to be an issue
-check the computer so its not overheating (not sure if this is an issue or not)
-lower the resolution of the game
-defrag hard drive
-make sure nothing else is sucking up bandwith
-get better connection
-get a new graphics card

just off the top of my head and in no particular order
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I've heard little about the game, before I got it, apart from the fact that it was delayed and had to do with mutants and guns. At first, the premise of having horridly deformed mutants, where in reality stuff like that is impossible, kinda turned me off at first. However, my friend managed to nab it at the store, and got hooked. When he let me borrow it, I've been playing it every day since. Its that fucking good.

The premise of the game is that it takes place in 2012, and it's setting is the Cheyrnoble Zone, after a fictional second explosion in 2008, causing all kinds of wierd-ass things to happen to the place, horrid mutation in animals, and generally distorting time and space as we know it. After actually playing the game, it seemed like a wild west sort of place, only with radiation, strange quasi-physical anomalies, and monsters. A stalker is someone who scavenges the zone, selling artifacts to scientists, shooting each other, robbing each other, ect. So your basiclly this stalker who's an amnesiac, and can't remember who he is. But anyway...

The game itself is utterly amazing, despite the less than top of the line graphics (however, the vast open areas and countless foilage might remind you of Farcry) and glitches, its still the best game I have ever played. Its gun physics are unmatched (taking things such as wind, gravity, air resistance, into account), and its gameplay, is utter awesome. You can walk around the entire length of the zone going back and fourth as you please. Plus you get quests, which give you items, such as food that repenishes health, medkits, ammo, guns, ect (did I mention a diablo style inventory?) or things called artifacts, created by the anomalies that I mentioned earlier. They can give you more health, at expense of losing some rupture defense, ect. So imagine if someone combined GTA, with Counterstrike, and Diablo 2, and you get Stalker. A few glitches though, "Get out of here stalker, get out of here stalker, get out of here stalker" gets repeated by this one guy if you stand in his warehouse, and a nasty crash in one of the areas after beating this mission, but otherwise definetly worthwhile. And the fact that the guy moves like a car when sprinting.

The game had like every weapon from M4's to G36's, to MP5's, to a whole plethora of eastern block guns. Plus the storyline was good too for the most part, if not a little predictable at times. Overall, it was a fun and entertaining expereience, even through i'm not done yet.

Oh and the game is long. I mean, like 100 hours long. I've had it for half the summer now.

My score for it is 9.5/10.
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Maybe I should get it.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0Nw6TTIGAI

Being a cat person, seeing this makes me all warm and fuzzy inside.
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I never really got the patience to learn how to use it. Gimp too for that matter. But Gimp ruined my bloody icons and file asscciations when I uninstalled it.
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The only thing I found on limewire today was porn, spam, viruses, fake results, and an incredible 3 valid results. I sit there looking for songs that were just there days before, and all I get is "Cute Puppy Screensavers" at 733.3 kb. Right. Thats totally unsuspicious. Especially if there are 85 results of the same thing, plus its under several different filenames.. And furthermore, I was looking for finnish death metal (seriously), not motherfucking puppy screensavers. Who the hell made this piece of shit software anyway? I even heard that it used to be laden with adware as well. If I can't use the program to find what I want, whats the point of keeping it?

Take my advice, spare yourselves the pain. Don't download limewire. Hell, don't download any filesharing client. The vast majority are stuffed with spyware anyway. Besides its illegal. And as to those who make limewire, fix your product or go fuck yourselves.

Thats my rant.
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You should make it "Big-ass-fucking-orange-cat-with-teeth is me". It just words better.
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Its not japanamation silly, its a parody of it. Some guy dubbed the entire series of Yu-Gi-Oh. Except they actually made it funny and interesting to watch. And pointed out how stupid the show is.

See my edit
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Thats not a post!

Its a message!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmVGQR3NNdg

Watch the whole thing. In fact watch all the episodes. Because my hair commands you to.

Ok, I saw the first few episodes again and they weren't that funny. But trust me, it gets funnier later on.
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Do you know visual basic?
Or any other language? Javascript?
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Your photoshop skills are something to be greatly enjoyed and spread.

Like abortion!
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Not if your a pirate.

Arr motherfuckers!
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"echidna3" said:
theres no sun here

Suprisingly, I would have to agree.
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What hasen't he ruined? His lack of awesomeness is so great, that it sucks the awesome out of stuff that he hasen't even seen yet. Like a donkey show.
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Pretty good. Nice job with the animation.
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I would have voted earlier, but I'm using my cousin's computer since I'm in chicago right now visiting family and having her find out I opened playboy in her history would seem a little strange. So yeah.

Anyway, best of luck to yah erica.
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RAWR!!! I HATE THOSE STUPID NINJA'S!!! GIVE US PIRATES BAD NAMES!!! LIKE SISSYPOO!!! WE'LL SHOW E'M.
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I would really like to finish this
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Try me in SSB:melee and I'll whoup your ass as bowser or mario. I unlocked everything in that game.
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"superjer" said:
"brad1000" said:
i dont get the comics


That's ok brad. No one expected otherwise.


Maybe brad himself. Otherwise I think sup's right.
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"molkman" said:
The new episodes aren't that great, tough.


TRUTH SAYETH THROUGH YOU
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All I want to do is completely erase the C: partition and replace it with linux.
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Ok, so it is the boot drive, infact all C: drives are boot drives for windows. So now I'm wondering, how do I make the D: drive become the boot drive?

EDIT: Scratch all that out. Apparently my comp is two partitions(c: and d:) on a single hard disk. How would I delete the C: drive partition?
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Um, it has the word "trickster" in it.
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How do I tell if its the boot drive?
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You need an elvis to make it get to 50%
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yeah so i had caffeen then iI jjflust nween wOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWEAjf HO>LY SHIT I AM ON SO MUCH vfjaskl[dfjasgmbnh[ptr;buojf9awy5ridbv;dSbhiofngzsvngjpsdfp
djcvzd COLA RIGHT NOW!!!! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Wowzers!!!!

Thats the last time I drink 7 cans of soda in one day! I've been addicted for the past week!!!
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"brad1000" said:
when is mcdiddys 3 coming out


Where in the hell did you come from?

Brads more surprising than a bad 80's horror film.


Which doesn't say much.
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There should be an "Only if you brought cookies" option.

Which there's not.
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What, that I have windows?

But windows is installed on the D: drive, like I said. I got an old version like 95 on the C:
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I want to install a server on the C: drive, but for some reason, its not letting me. I'm running windows off the D: drive, and I want to format the C:, yet when I rightclick it off the My Computer box, it says, and right before I finish too, "Windows could not complete the format". WHY?!?
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You mean prison?
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Why shouldent we bring those totally awesome words from the rad and gnarly 80's?
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I'll tell you whats funny... anything that involves crazy frog dying or getting hurt.

God I hate that fucker.
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Sure it was gross, but....was it tubular?
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Emo music is faggoty. Its for 12 year old whiners. If your manly, you listen to screaming, angry, gutair riffing, heavy metal. Everything else is for pussies.
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dead cool

I wanna do something like that.
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He's got a problem, and needs to spawn more overlords!

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Ok so I have a hauppauge TV tuner card, and I want to play video through windows media player. How the hell am I gonna do this?
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http://www.gamespot.com/news/6166560.html

Now, I'm not a fan of MMO's, but I am a fan of Dawn Of War. If the same publisher is making it, then this is gonna be awesome.

I'd prefer to fire a gun at an alien any day, then smacking elves with swords.
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He's right. I made that very mistake.

Why the fuck do they have that anyway?
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They must have practiced a lot.
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I'll bring my 24 cans of soda.

...

Wait, no, I drank 7 of them yesterday. And 5 on saturday.
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lol
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Better yet just whois the websites.
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wow
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I'm really liking this strip. Keep it up.
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BTW, where's the next comic?

EDIT: At the time I posted this, I suddenly discovered 3 new comics.
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Its a clone of pong, except it actually happens to be awesome, as your playing in a sort of psycadelic liquid.

It was made by a university student at GMU, which is not far from where I live. I dont know the guy personally, but it made the Washington Post.

http://www.plasmapong.com/
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You have hentai in your sig.
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"Homeslice" said:
What about cream corn ?


Ok, stop right........there.
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Well, I'm thinking about making the game open source, but selling it. I know it seems cheap and greedy, but so are jews. And we can't make holocaust jokes in public now, can we? Besides, its only going to be like 5 bucks per copy. They pay five bucks, I give them a key, they enter it into the installer that they downloaded off the site, badabing-badaboom, IN$TANT GRATIFICATION.

What do ya'll think?
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Make it punishable by ban.
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So what, that stuff makes little tiny corn-babies?
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After taking the time to watch this, I can clearly say that this man, is, an idiot.
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Needs more.... of that cat.
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Needs....more cowbell.

Otherwise this could be big.
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"superjer" said:
It's corn "juice."


Which could mean anything.
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If you think thats awesome, then....


OH SNAPS, NAZI WIZARDS!!!

And the ever-funny onion:
http://www.theonion.com/content/video/j_k_rowling_hints_at_harry_potter
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"jrkookid" said:
"Nuclearblob" said:
Im nuclear BLOB and i do have a blue raincoat

i like cheese
unlike pointy


whos pointy?


This annoying dude with a swordfish for an avatar. He really was well hated. Then he exploded into a thousand bottlecaps, and everyone lived happily ever after.

Or stopped posting. One of the two.
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"aaronjer" said:
Why do people keep saying shit like, "Oh no! The forums aren't like they used to be! We've degraded to some horrible level!"

SHUT THE FUCK UP! These forums have ALWAYS sucked! A-L-W-A-Y-S!


Yeah, people should shutup. We hate you, people.
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Why do I have a urine stain next to me? And why am I wearing a thong?

Otherwise, thats awesome.
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"superjer" said:
Awesome sauce.

For your mathematical formulas, you can always do it the cheap way:

result = add(a,b);
result = multiply(result,c);

etc..


It's lame but it's really easy to implement.


Thats what I have right now. Which reminds me that I need to add Sin, Cos, and Tan too. Also DOW is being gay and not letting me connect to any games, so I might actually start working on it again.

EDIT: Aaron, I already have a laser on the moon. Its an invisible laser. I call it, the "Death Star".
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A talking piece of corn. With a giant penis.

If I'm in it, thats gotta be me.
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Anyone who has been here a while probably knows that I wanted to design a game engine in C++, and I almost have it done.

Using Allegro, I have created one akin (from what I've read) to be a engine similar in function to that of Mugen. Its a small 2D, data driven game engine that can display 2D graphics, and uses a scripting language similar to C, only it has no arrays, and is used only to manipulate things in the game (ie: enemy ai, level scripting, dialog, changing levels, ect.)
Also it can play sounds, and have up to 10 scrolling or fixed backgrounds, and has input detection, ect. Entities are loaded each level individually from an ini file. An external level editor, that I'm in the process of making, can load, save , and edit levels from scratch.

Here is a mockup of the user interface of the level editor:

The confusing labels are just abbreviations.

Now I just have a couple problems with my project.
-First, I'm not sure how I'm going to make it evaluate mathematical formulas in a file using fstream (like "Var*12(Var+14)"). In other words, interpret like a calculator would for the scripts. Everything else, if statements, else statements, accessing of other entities, functions, temporary and static variable creation, ect, works.
-Second, I'm hooked on Dawn of War, and too busy to keep coding on it.
-Third, I want to add networking capability but I have no idea how to do this.
-Fourth: Coding a level editor is somewhat boring.

However, I'll overcome these....somehow. Meanwhile, I'm posting this truck to I guess spamvertise this , and ask for help. But mainly just for feedback. I'm going to make it a sort of log of my progress.

Chances are its going to be open source. And chances are I'm probably going to make a game with it. Therefor if anyone wants to lend a hand, and if you got skillz, then I'll gladly let you help out.
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I would have given up earlier than he did.
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What. The. Fuck.

Still funny as hell though.
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Unicycles remind me of gas-powered saws.
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What the hell happened to jeff?
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PLZ HLP LOL!!!1111

The party was delayed, but I need something by tomorrow!!!
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I want to watch this, but at the same time, I don't.
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Would mcsticks kindly stop posting fifty million useless firetrucks?

Thank you.
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I saw this a while back. Funny as hell.
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The voice was obviously synthed in.
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Yay! Dead animals! Look at all that blood!
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That hog is utterly fucking incredible. It looks lke a goddamned rinocerious.
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I smell the smelly smell of ADVERTISING.
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Sucks doesent it.
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Don't I need a Quantum Particle to Electron converter, to enter the game? They haven't even been invented yet, and the nearest prototype is 496 years away! Plus I dont think my Gaycube supports it!
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From who? Were talking 6 foot long crabs here!
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The only downside is NO QUIT BUTTON!!!
And the level is 8 by 8 units!!! ARRGGH!!!!
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"aaronjer" said:
Wow. It really shouldn't be possible to commit a crime while playing computer game.


I mean, I just murdered 30 people in halo, will I go to jail for that?
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"jacksmoke234" said:
Seems like there is 3 leaks.

This is what I do to find leaks.



I make a box around certain ends of the map until I can compile without a leak. Once I compile without a leak, I look inside the boxed areas and find the leak.

Finding leaks is a a very tedious job, but I'm sure if you took your time you'd find them.


Like commenting out code to find a bug.
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Except china.
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My mallet is broken. I cant get it to work.

I took off the big bulgy thingy at the end like it said: "Take off the plastic covering" ,but whats left breaks when I hit stuff with it.

But now I got like 30 pieces of the long wooden stick, and this big block shaped thing, and I got a party with the crab people 2 days from now!

WHAT DO I DO???
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I want to install that for my old computer, maybe as a server... hmm...

How easy to use is it?
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After reading the last 10 or so posts, I'm starting to wonder what has happened to this forum...
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I want to shoot that judge. Thats retarted.

Like how my friend is getting sued for selling skirts on ebay. 60 mil they want.

I've had it with lawyers.
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This should fuel superjer's ego:

A comment on stumbleupon.com
Quote:
oli23000
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Tell me that homestar here is joking.
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You should also be aware that I actually know the people who run and moderate this thing and have for nearly ten years now?


WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE???
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OMFG.... Dude.... Wrong in so many ways.
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Heard about this on NPR.
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WoW is plain and simply....gay.
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Anyone like to argue*?

I didn't think so.


*I was going to write out a whole big explanation why, but the title said it all.
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"Attojams" said:
Mr. Ribbon
Banned (until proven otherwise) because I HATE that FUCKING RIBBON. Also for peeping on Julie, seriously dude she's like fourteen that's just wrong.


Who's julie?

And it seems to me that a certian somebody has a grudge against him.... hmmm....
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PS3 fails. All the developers are going to the Wii-Sixtey.
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I'm part gypsy.

Seriously.

Like an 8th.

So shutup or I'll steal your socks, bitch!!!
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"brad1000" said:
i relly never delete my posts some admins r


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http://blogs.usatoday.com/ondeadline/2007/04/soldier_saved_b.html

Considering the realism of CS, and how small an Ipod is, you guys might be able to understand how lucky this son of a bitch is.
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Google Image Search is helpful. Also, I ran it all and all of it was legit... so happy easter everyone!
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I havent seen the first two...























And before you all go and say: "BUT CORNEL LOL YOU FIAIL LOLOLOLOLOL11111!!!!!!111one11oneone", its because I havent had the chance to yet.
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Sup's idea sounds like a good one.

A little more info:

I saw the same iso file in a torrent site, (because I googled the filename), and (separately) oddly enough, the keygen for the ISO had this file icon...

http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/0eebkf6f.Local_-567165859_vc364f3(en-US,VS.80).gif

Which makes me all the more suspicious.

EDIT: Ok, so I burned the ISO file. Now I'm scared to run the CD
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Its my favorite game.

So I downloaded this iso file with limewire, and I open it up and spy a keygen folder. So I'm like, Hmmm, a virus. Virus scanning by my horridly outdated Mcafee anti virus did not detect anything, and neither did my up to date AVG anti virus. Also, I'm not even sure how to burn the ISO file.

How would you burn an ISO file? And do I run the keygen? Blargity?
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Ok, his post is gone. What did HE do.

EDIT: And I dont get the RE4 thing
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"NatureJay" said:
Ban him.


What did zaratuster do?
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Doesen't realize that Zara was calling his mod powers special.

-400 points JMD
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The Corprate Jibberish Generator!

Notice my exclamation point!


http://www.andrewdavidson.com/gibberish/?companyname=Superjer.com
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Please tell me thats not roadkill...
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Luigi sucks. Mario.

Halo or Gears of War.
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^Has many faces.
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Yay!
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Considering these are my cats, and I have the most... I win.
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Colony drop because of cool image.

EDIT: AAK FORGOT TO PUT NEW CHOICE

Video games or Sex
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^ Needs more cowbell.

-200 points JMD
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Ah, I see.

The only part that doesn't make sense is Brad being a circle. He's more of a square.
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Speaks the truth.
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"NatureJay" said:
I'd suggest that jokes and Brad exist in tangential planes to one another, but that would imply that they've come in contact once and I just don't see it happening.


What you said does not make sense geometry wise.
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Has a girlfriend.
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http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/french.php

May the evil scottish aliens take over the universe!!!
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I miss the insane amount of hackers on CS and Diablo... *sniff*
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Pee Ess Pee

Soviets or Nazis.
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Omg...is that who I think it is in your avy?

Thats pretty sick man...

...but still funny.
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Sup, do you even know homeslice?
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"molkman" said:
jacksmoke is a person?


SHOCK OF ALL SHOCKS!!!
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Wow sucks.
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Due to the colors something tells me it has to do with the raytracer.
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And it involves china-men, chicken chow mien, eggrolls, a store called China Chow Westerant [sic], and $2.95.

Me and a guy I know named Charlie are going to do voices, and we need an animator. All the guys I know suck at it.

Anyone up for animating?

I don't have a script yet, but I got all the jokes and shit in my head, I just need a part for animator first, and then the time to go and put it all on paper.

...fucking driver's ed project...
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Quote:
And you know, Jon is right. I'm afraid it isn't a hat at all.


Oh, the shame of it all...
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"NatureJay" said:
Cornjer: Yes.


I knew that was coming.






...and to this day the mystery remains unsolved...
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"jacksmoke234" said:
TMP.

Its the best gun, pulling off headshots from 100 ft away, and no one knows where the shots are coming from. Good silencer good!


Thats just cruel.
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"NatureJay" said:
As Corn, doesn't that make him your mortal enemy? Or is that rice? Someone get Riceboy back...


WRONG

Pork chops are.
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"UberJer" said:
Haha dude do you know who the fuck SHE am are?


No who do him know who him she is not are.











Seriously though, is Cammi a real person or Zarathuster with a dupe account?
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"brad1000" said:
i'm


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I think he is trying to say that it is "wheat", not "weet" or "leet".
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"brad1000" said:
wut if i say im ten on this site???


Then we would tease you until the day you die.





















But seriously just behave yourself and we're cool.
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Ever seen Aqua teen hunger force?

The TV breaks every episode and comes back in the next.

Carl dies in every other episod and seems to magiclly revive too.


Although he isin't a clown so I guess that does make all the diffrence.... :/
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www.gamemaker.nl
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So? Carl dies in ATHF in almost every other episode.
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Its starting to bug me reading over the posts.
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I don't get it. Give me a hint.
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A guy walked into a bar...





























Ouch.
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But if someone could find out that would be great.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DbLFCjo1nNU
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...HTML and Multiple pages.

Picture upload = win.
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Holy shit thats awesome.

Your source code is confusing though. Too much numbers.
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Where are you people?

It seems like everyone fell off the face of the planet.

GET OVER HERE AND POST YOU BUFFOONS.
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Trowsers.

George Jetson or George Clooney.
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I would choose strawberry rubarb, but it appears since chicken wings were on I chose that.
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So as I'm typing this, the bears are getting owned.

Down by 12.

Damnit I wanted them to win.
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First, you need the 50 cal. machine gun. To get it, you must get it off the back of the convict's truck. To kill the convicts, grab a SMG from the fountain in Al Fresca Plaza, then make them crash into the tree. Kill the gunner, grab the gun, then kill the other convicts with the 50 cal. As much as you might want to just go beserk and go full automatic on a crowd of zombies, its better to just tap the X button to fire one round. You get 200 ammo, but it goes down fast. Plus you cant equip other weapons or else you will drop it. So take it up to the gunshop, then aim at him when he starts drinking, then fire away!

That'll take care of that hillbilly bastard.
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Go to the stairs numbnuts.

BTW,you MUST read the manual, especially the save system section, due to the shitty save system. Otherwise you can fuck up your game.
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If you HAD played it, I would either suggest looking in the grey coffee holder inside your 360, or looking in the CD case.

Otherwise, I think that you can buy it at best buy for 50$.

Although seeing that you completely and utterly molested your 360, I would say its best to hold on getting it till you get another one...
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And MAN am I hooked. The game is jawsome. Its got everything. Zombies, terrorists, criminals, the military, an insane religious group, killer bees, evil clowns...EVERYTHING. Plus its got more weapons than you can stuff in a warehouse.

Anyone else played it?
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That must be Anne Boleyn's hand.
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those

Sky-Diving or Jumping-Out-Of-A-Plane-To-Feel-The-Horror-of-a-Giant-drop-as you-plummet-to-the-earth-at-100 feet-per-second-as-you-pull-your-parachute-just-before-you-hit-the-ground and-saving-yourself-from-spattering-all-over-the-pavement
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Gah, I feel stupid for even trying to make one.

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5% making them


I never knew you made games!

What program do you use?

GM, Macromedia Fusion, or good ol' fashioned code?
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Neither!

Saints Row and GOW are teh win.
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Zen gardens are awesome, so ZEN.

Chuck Norris, or Mr. T?
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I liked the robot slave in the first one.
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All I know is that its not a big truck.
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They forgot the heroine spider.
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Quote:
. Where the 'M' stands for 'molestation'!


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Cool, looks stylish and modern.

More importantly, what does "pant" mean?
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How does it fill the pixels into the triangles?
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Thats odd...

Have you looked in the 3D view to see if the box is really shut?

Is the info_deathmatch really inside the box? Check all of the views and if you still cant figure out whats wrong, post a screenshot of your window.
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I get it.

69.

Heh. Heh heh.
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"NatureJay" said:
What I don't get is why porn bot type posters make an attempt to look like they're reacting to something else in the post, with words of encouragement or smiley faces when they're just going to go straight to the cock in a few seconds.


Because of the tiniest sliver of hope that they could trick an admin into thinking they are legit users.

Which is almost virtually impossible.
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GTFO
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Holy shit thats a lot of porn posts.

EDIT: I emailed the ISP. Asked them to stop him from doing this.
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Happy new year people.

I got school today. at six in the morning. :(









I wrote this at 12:30 AM, btw.
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Whats your ram specs, processor and graphics card?

Most of the time its not the hard drive, but the computer speed.

Half life 2 takes up about 5 gigs, but as for the other two, they may use much more.
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Classes sound pretty stupid then.

Why limit yourself?

Finally; How on earth do extern variables work? I'm thinking that you need to define them like any other variable, and to use them in any other file, you simply declare "extern int x;".

Anywho, I wanna thank you sup's for being nice enough to answer me all my questions.

Fake edit: Why do you get linking errors if you define a constant in a header file?
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What?

Oh, I'm also posting from my brand spankin' new wireless connection. Now I can go on the net AND actually be able to use a not-useless computer at the SAME TIME!!!!
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Glock 18.

Fires at about 1100
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Wow. Its been a year n' a half.
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The ending was the best.
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Work on spartor. Give us screenies.
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Would someone please ban the pornbot's IP already???
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Shadow the Hedgehog? Nay.
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Ban the IP.
Easy as that.

EDIT: http://eastpaw.blogspot.com/

Scroll down to where it says "Hitting Spammers Hard".

Explains who is doing it, even to his name.
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I'm suprised that noone cares enough to post.

*HINT HINT*
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Can you say "Porn bot" kids?
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Please learn manners when asking for help.

People will not want to help you if you don't use them.
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It sounds like something out of a horror movie, but yes, I'm afraid its true.

http://digitalbattle.com/2006/12/09/cs-getting-in-game-ads-valve-sells-out/
http://arstechnica.com/articles/culture/subway-cs.ars
http://csnation.net/articles.php/interview_231/

(By the way, IGA is the same service who provides ads in Battlefield 2142.)

This is not good at all. First battlefield, now CS, whats next? Halo? GTA? Half-Life? Sounds like advertisements might become standerd in games.

Like I said, I dont have much of a problem with it if they impliment it well, and there is no spyware. Only increases the realism. However, I know that some idiotic company is going to ruin an awesome franchise with the crap, having 50 million pepsi ads in a underground cave, for example. Thats not even counting the companys that are gonna put spyware crap in it.

Thank EA for starting it.

EDIT: I found where they are going to place the ads ingame.

Quote:
Doug Lombardi: The current plan is to put ads in a few different places. There will be some ads posted on walls in the game world, an ad on the scoreboard screen, and one in the letterboxed area of Spectator mode.
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You know ooverenanant?

EDIT:

@ Superjer

Well, I guess I could explain.


Back in my noob days I was in love with CNC Generals. However, I always wondered why there was no russian faction, whom I would have loved to have seen. So what I did was I tried to make one myself, and I started searching for stuff to use in a mod. After a while, I got to music, and decided to find some good soviet union songs for it. Searching windows media, I found your site, and got obsessed with splatter mario.
I signed up for the forums, right before they crashed, then I signed up again afterwards. And so here I am.
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Santa, can I have a 360?
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...windows API programming tutorial.

Anyone know of any for C++?
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So what happened?

What did he do?
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MY TURN:



POTATO
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John is wearing a pink shirt.
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And where might the great superjer work?
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Accurate enough.

Although my code was not "teh suck", but it was the game design software itself was "teh suck".

One more thing: I meant that the language would be out of place on a resume (Blitz Basic), not nessesarly the game.
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REMOVE THE LINK!!!

Thats like pulling out a armed bomb!
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No demo unfortunately. What happened was I wanted to make it in 3D, like the old GTA's, so I tried doing that in GM. It was then that I learned the true slowness of interpreted code, so I moved to blitz basic. After about a month of coding, I reasoned that game studios probably would not care if you had that on your resume (as well as not being willing to pay $100 to buy blitz3D) so I decided to try and port what I had written to Dev C++ last week. I'm still in the process of doing that, but I need to learn how to implement Directx and direct input, as well as learn to code windows programming and stuff. Plus I need to put all the function prototypes in the header file main.h as well, for example. So I got a lot to do, but yeah, I do have most of the sprites and stuff already created.

I could post the GM6 file, but I don't want people to steal my work, so I might just make an executable of what I have so far.
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There are structure member functions in C++?

Why use classes then, other than for inheritance?

One more thing: Why can't you declare strings in header files? Every time I do that in C++, it says that there is not a type called "string". If you can't do that, how do I make an external constant string, for, lets say, the location of a cfg file?
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"Duke" said:
Well, Currently in Middle school, Gr. 7 , yes im young. // But i want to be a major on Animation / Game design.


Corn Jer try making a game,

>>Superjer's has a big community of fans, like myself. If Superjer/____Jer makes a game of Mc Diddy's you can earn alot of money. But then again, you need lots of time to make it, and the right program. And thats not it, You have to make sprites for when the characters do actions. Anyways, Im just saying If McDiddy's Makes a game the community would be x4 the size<<

and you should try making a ONLINE game, birds eye view game, like Pacman and shiot, Just make it online and have lots of rooms :D


I've actually made some stuff in GM6. But the only way your going to make good games is with stuff like C++ or Blitz Basic-Although gamemaker does have a nifty scripting language similar to C though. I was able to make some cool stuff with that.

Like this:
http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/5604/screeniecs5.png

Blitz is easy, but not as powerful as C++. However C++ takes a long time to make even a simple game. I'm in the process now though of learning it.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MaKv_wv83BU

A while back I remember visiting goggle.com and found the goggle search engine, which was essentially this web site which said you had the wrong site and made a spelling error. It then gave you this handy google search bar, like you see on websites sometimes.

I think its on goggle-search-engine.com now, oddly enough.

I woulden't try going to either of those sites now though, after seeing this movie. This scares the shit outta me. One tiny spelling mistake and BOOM: There goes your computer.
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I found it. It was at this place called Nahoo. Its cool, because I was able to dl' old games there like duke nukem and stuff.
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...Its a basic question. I know we've been always asked it, but I've always wondered what people here waste their lives on all day (or night), to buy stuff the bare essentials (ie: food, housing, clothing, toenail clippers, condoms, ect.).


Currently, I go to this place called high school, and I'm not even paid for it. Which sucks. But even more astounding; I have no choice to leave! I'm stuck! At least I only got 2 more years. But later on, I want to get a job in game design.

What do you want to major in/doing?
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Nobody? Comeone.

Someone has to have it.


Shit, I could use a doom2.wad.

I need it to play my mods
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She has a stripper pole in her basement.

Love to see the kids faces when they find that one.
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My fahjah bought me mine.
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Search on windows media player for soviet union

Odd, I know, but its a long story.
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I skimmed through it yesterday, and I was wondering:

What does it have to do with mcdiddies?
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>_>














<_<










...original doom.wad file?

I was going to make a mod for the doom 1, and I found out, NO, you cant use the shareware wad.

Bastards.
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Makes me want one.
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Bothered? Why when there is $1100 laptops on sale for $1500?
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Kramer got seriously owned.
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Sounds like a virus laden porn site.
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"jacksmoke234" said:
Get BSPTwoMAP from this website

http://www.slackiller.com/hlprograms.htm


404 at the dl link.
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...projects a 3D enviroment onto a 2D computer screen? Do you do just a bunch of hardware calls to the graphics card, or do you need to do pixel by pixel math in order to get the final 2D image?

In other words: what does a graphics card do exactly? Does it render the 3D sceen itself? And How does 3d rendering work?
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What if a class was defined in a .cpp file? Or a structure?

Or anything else for that matter?

Would it be accessable from other files?
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1st is the worst
2nd is the best
3rd is the one with the treasure chest!
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Op4?

Awesome! I used to be a big time multiplayer fan of that game until my damned wireless adapter broke.

I forewarn you about playing multiplayer: Your going to have to DL a ton of wav files from the server. Takes a while.
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Doesn't sound like a bad idea to me!

About multiple .cpp files; What determines what executes first? And how do you include aspects from other files, like class types and structure types?
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Jesus, I've been trying to learn it, and the more and more I try, the more and more it looks like Durkadurkanese.

What the hell is this?
[code:1]
LONG lInService = FALSE; // reentrancy semaphore

BOOL AudioStream::ServiceBuffer (void)
{
BOOL fRtn = TRUE;

// Check for reentrance
if (InterlockedExchange (&lInService, TRUE) == FALSE)
{ // Not reentered, proceed normally
// Maintain elapsed time count
m_nTimeElapsed = timeGetTime () - m_nTimeStarted;

// Stop if all of sound has played
if (m_nTimeElapsed < m_nDuration)
{
// All of sound not played yet, send more data to buffer
DWORD dwFreeSpace = GetMaxWriteSize ();

// Determine free space in sound buffer
if (dwFreeSpace)
{
// See how much wave data remains to be sent to buffer
DWORD dwDataRemaining = m_pwavefile->GetNumBytesRemaining ();
if (dwDataRemaining == 0)
{ // All wave data has been sent to buffer
// Fill free space with silence
if (WriteSilence (dwFreeSpace) == FAILURE)
{ // Error writing silence data
fRtn = FALSE;
}
}
else if (dwDataRemaining >= dwFreeSpace)
{ // Enough wave data remains to fill free space in buffer
// Fill free space in buffer with wave data
if (WriteWaveData (dwFreeSpace) == FAILURE)
{ // Error writing wave data
fRtn = FALSE;
}
}
else
{ // Some wave data remains, but not enough to fill free space
// Write wave data, fill remainder of free space with silence
if (WriteWaveData (dwDataRemaining) == SUCCESS)
{
if (WriteSilence (dwFreeSpace - dwDataRemaining) == FAILURE)
{ // Error writing silence data
fRtn = FALSE;
}
}
else
{ // Error writing wave data
fRtn = FALSE;
}
}
}
else
{ // No free space in buffer for some reason
fRtn = FALSE;
}
}
else
{ // All of sound has played, stop playback
Stop ();
}
// Reset reentrancy semaphore
InterlockedExchange (&lInService, FALSE);
}
else
{ // Service routine reentered. Do nothing, just return
fRtn = FALSE;
}
return (fRtn);
}[/code:1]

Dont get me wrong, I get functions, switch statements, if-then, arrays, else, for loops, and all that good basic stuff, I just dont understand why people make shit tutorials on things like structures and classes, and other advanced-beginner things.

For example. lets look at multiple files. As far as I know, to include one file into another, you can use include "<Filename goes here>" for .cpp files, or header files, according to one tutorial, but another says they execute in the order they are listed in the makefile (whatever the hell that is)!

Another says that to declare a structure you can just go like this:
[code:1]
struct blah
{
int blahblah;
int blahblahblah;
int blahblehblah;
} blah1,blah2,blah3; //Like this
blah blah4;//Or this
[/code:1]
..yet another says you have to use a "new" statement to declare one.

And what kind of damn idiot trys to make us learn with cout and cin??? Its 2000-freaking-7 for christ sake, not 1985!

I dont know, maybe I'm a dumbass, and I'm not reading the tutorals right.
It just seems like every one of them out there is designed for 10 year old console applications, and/or is too complex or does not go into it enough.

Gawd.
[/rant]
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Meh, mine is ALMOST as good.

AMD 4800, with 250 gigs of space and 2 gigs of ram. Graphics card is the suck though.

Its a gateway that I bought at best buy. I was origionally gonna get a laptop, but none was powerful enough.

I seriously need to get a new graphics card, current one is a 6100 nvidia. Nuff' said.
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Whadoda D's stand for?
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All in the question. This is for PC.
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"molkman" said:
Contact Valve


ANYTHING BUT THAT!!!
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I reinstalled it, and its still giving me the same Could not connect to Steam message. :(

I do have a router though, a DI-614+. Could that be causing it?
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I just got a badass gateway recently. Its got a Dual Core AMD 64 bit, and 2 gigs of ram. The graphics card is the ultimate suck though. A NVIDIA 6100.

Plus a flatscreen too.
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"superjer" said:
Prey sucks. Totally bored out of my mind with it in 10 minutes. The portals are just a gimmick that adds little to nothing. In fact, sometimes I just thought they were annoying. They're kind of glitchy too.

And in Prey if you don't look in a mirror, it feels EXACTLY like Doom 3. Something I'd rather avoid feeling.

Portal looks like some dementedly awesome combo of Diet Mario's doot-doot-doot puzzles and Cube 2. My only wish is that it wasn't so obviously made out of Half-Life 2.

Oh yeah and I'm adding portals to SPARToR. Not that I wasn't already planning it for Zanzahar-style support.

Oh oh yeah yeah and have you played Narbacular Drop? (It's free)


Prey was awesome. At least the storyline was anyway. Combat was rather bland, however, and it WAS too dark.

I dont see how the portals were glitchy, other than you can see through the back of them, and can stand in some of them.
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"jacksmoke234" said:
"CornJer" said:
"jacksmoke234" said:
That math is so easy, Cornjer are you in like 6th grade?


Sophmore.

It was just busy work she gave us after a linear programming test.

And I didn't do it because I slept in class. :P


What math level?


Algebra 2 honors.

Not that I wanted it to be.
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"jacksmoke234" said:
That math is so easy, Cornjer are you in like 6th grade?


Sophmore.

It was just busy work she gave us after a linear programming test.

And I didn't do it because I slept in class. :P
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K thanks.
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"superjer" said:
I got rid of them. They only made about $20 a week and it's not worth the eye sore.


20 bucks a week?

Thats like an extra thousand bucks a year!

Sup what are you THINKING???
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Happy halloween, shmucks!
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Would it affect the actual game files in the steamapps directory?
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"molkman" said:
Reinstall steam, probably.


I have like 20 games on that comp... :/

Is there any other way to do it?
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Just noticed the crosshair.

But yeah, otherwise it looks rad.
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"melloyellow582" said:
ooh! ooh! Whats the awnser?


Prolly something retarted that has nothing to do with porn.
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This is what I got.

A worksheet about softcore porn.



Don't people sue over shit like this?
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For some damned reason, I cant connect to steam on the old computer.

When I first run steam, it gives me the generic "Could not connect to steam" Error.

Occasionally it gives me a regular error that states "Steam Main Excerption: Error 200(Or 500, something like that) Connection closed by peer". Sometimes it opens the update box and the bar dosen't move.
I'm using a D-Link 614+ Router, and I can connect with another computer that uses it.

I had HLDS installed, but I deleted the folder, and I think that may be causing it.
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Pussies.

A heavily modded XP is the way to go.
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EDIT: Got it fixed. Nvm.
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"NatureJay" said:
Clear eyes, I think you mean.

Dry eyes is what they're trying to prevent.


Wet eyes, Dry eyes, clear eyes, hazy eyes, whatever.

Same thing.
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Stupid submit button.
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"molkman" said:
WARNING: Don't hand out these A-Bombs to north koreans!!!


I think he means real ones.

I got one I could scan.

And its not a warning label. Its an instruction manual.
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Joo hav much touu leaarn grasshoppa.
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Can we get some pics of SPARTOR also?

What happened to it anyway?
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"Zarathustra" said:
"general_zim" said:
I'm gonna ask [Lord Superjer] if we're going to war with anybody else and I'll start training...


Worry not little General. I foresee you becoming a great warrior of the peoples in the next World Web War.

In the meantime study your Superjer.com certified combat manual, while making sure to pay special attention to section 42C, child soldiers in the combat zone.



Don
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http://dagobah.dy.fi/flash.php?nimi=danzorz.swf



That is just horrifying.

EDIT: Quote makes it invisible.
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I have to agree, it sounded drasticlly diffrent when you played "War" compared to "Requim Remix".
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The masta has decided to post in this truck. And da masta say

Rap = Teh Suck.

The masta has spoken!
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"Zarathustra" said:
Much like Vicks VapoEyedrops.


Dry-Eyes are 10x better.

They got Ben Stein!!
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Zpmg Pirates!!!1111
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Life.

"Yearrrggg!!!!11" or "Byaaaahhh!!!!111"
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Liquid ice is awesome.

Boom Headshot!! or Gibs.
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comrade

"Arr matey!!!" or Howard Dean
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Ok so the masta has decided to make a server for opposing force deathmatch. Right when I attempt to create a steam account using hldsupdatetool.exe, it gives me this:



What the hell?
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Ok I watched it.


Wow that was awesome what they did at the end.
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You spent 15 hours on this forum, posting spam???
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This guy is irritating me.
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"pointy" said:
why? maby people could tone done a little on bleep words, in this forum it's like swear words arn't offensive!


What the fuck is fucking wrong with fucking swear words? Do you fucking find them fucking offensive? If thats the fucking case, then by fuck I'll stop!!!










Yeah right.


Fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck.
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People called me cornell because of my last username. So it made sense.
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I think you forgot the toll.
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Its most likely they were scanning it and it got on the paper.
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Question: How does one execute code in all instances of a class?

Please remember that I am a newbie at C++, and the code may be wrong.

For example:

[code:1]
class animal
{
public:
int x;
int y;
int move()
{
x += 1;
y += 1;
}
}

class cat : class animal
{
public
int toes
int move()
{
x+=1
y+=2
toes = 6
}
}

cat Mrbonkers;
animal Rat;
animal dog;
[/code:1]

Yes, the cat class is inherrited from animal.

How do I execute the move() function in all three instances of the classes, without doing this:

[code:1]
Rat.move();
dog.move();
Mrbonkers.move();
[/code:1]

Any help would be appreciated.
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Vagina because I dont know what an oviposter is.

Sex or Drugs.
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I recently had my b-day.

I'm not gonna post it on the net, but it was realitvely recent.

Hey, I got this badass computer for it.
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Game consoles suck.

Last good console game I played was on my computer.

So there.

Battlefield 2142 looks good though.
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Ok, so I know C++. Or at least how to code in it. I'm not exactly a master though.

I just barely grasp classes though.

And I dont know how to use directx or direct imput.

I learned due to tutorials and a For Dummies book.
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I dont want to watch it, because I dont know why.
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"molkman" said:
This will not get funny. Never.


Always spreading the sunshine, huh molk.

Actually I'm kinda serious this topic.

I'm probablly never gonna publish a game, but what the hell, I wanna learn anyway.
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Cuz' Porn.

Thats the only reason. What else is there except for this forum?
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If I see it at B&N I'll pick it up.
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I've come to the decision that CS....in general... sucks....due to the abundence of assholes on there.
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"Covernant" said:
I do not know you...and i propably never will.


Is that who I think it is?

HOLY SHIT!!!! CALL THE ARMY!!!!
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At the least.
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HIS WIFE'S NAME IS WAYNE???
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I'm checkin' too!
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He fed a crock while holding his son. Thats all.

That doesn't make it extremely dangerious.
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EDIT: Damnit wrong topic.
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He was one my favorite celebreties.... goddamnit.

http://www.theage.com.au/articles/2006/09/04/1157222051494.html?from=top5
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Ok, so I'm like seriously retarted in c++, and the only programming language I know is GML, aka the GameMaker language.

Yeah.

So I eventually want to design a publishable game in c++, so I need a way to design a game in it.

Ok so in other words, I'm trying to transition from half assed gamemaker to real programming stuff so I can eventually get my stuff published.

I dont know, maybe I should try blitzbasic or something, I just want something a little more advanced than GM.
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Ok, I got another problem: I have a jump drive right.... for some reason, it only loads the progress on the map made on that computer, so essentially you get two versions of the computer.
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That is a LIE superjer!!!!

YOUR NOT MARRIED.
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Whats Pee-u-Pee
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"aaronjer" said:
It would be more accurate to say he was only slightly less intelligent than the SJ.com standard. It would be even MORE accurate to say that he had a negative IQ.

Hint: The numerical value of the SJ.com IQ standard is no different than it's absolute value.


It must be positive.... or zero...

Wait... superjer beat me to it.
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I did.... I think... go check.

Also, I'm not working on it anymore.

I'm workin on something much better.
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I'm making a game in gamemaker.... Because I dont know how to do it in C++...or anything else for that matter... :(

Can someone show me how to make stuff in blitzbasic or C++?
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How do use animated textures for a GoldSrc map?

What do I do to get a string of textures animating?
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I got it to work.

I just needed to click on the little white squares.
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I saw that he was viewing the website at the bottom of the forum index one day, and I was hungry, so naturally I downloaded him and ate him. Sorry.
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I knew that trick. I could never get to the -1 world though.
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"Yeroldman" said:
My website has lots of spam. Please erase.


?


Who the hell are you?
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F***.


















Hooray! I offended someone!
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I remember reading about the soviet suicide dogs in a british history book.
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Thanks superjer, but how do you rotate objects? When I click on the selection twice, it doesnt put me in rotation mode.
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"Theou Aegis" said:
Well, I typed "Bush hid the facts" and saved it. Got the Chinky text. Then I typed "Clinton is a liar" and it came out fine.


Figures huh?

Lets try putting philosphy statements in it.
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I have cats too. Actually, we happen to have 9 of them.

In no particular order:
Friend, Nefer, Garfield, Jinx, Sharon, Tigger, Calie, Wiskers, and er....Calie.

The last two are at a diffrent house than the others. And the last one has a parasite or something, and is really sick and skinny. Yes we did take her to the vet.

Garfield, Jinx, and Sharon are kittens, each like 3 months old or something.

And every single one of them are female. So not hawt pussy action here.
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Google g0tcheats.
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And I just installed Hammer, and I have no fucking clue how to use it.

I want to make a ctf map for Half Life: Opposing Force. Multiplayer.

I need some tutorials, examples, I just need any kind of help. I dont understand it at all.
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Noob? You are not even worthy of that.

















If I were a mod, your title would be "Nubby"
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I type at a max of 60 wpm. My usual is about 45-55.

@ Aaron

I CAN TYPE AND YOU KNOW IT NURRRRRR
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"aaronjer" said:
I was in Dirty Dancing? Fuck... I didn't know that...

Well, I can't keep typing, because my hands are gettin' busy due to the hot pix of hunni bunni.


Ick, you like furry dont you aaron.
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"superjer" said:
MMORPG's are for closet fashionistas.

Instead of going to the mall and buying some expensive and garish clothes to prance around in,

you pay $20 bucks a month to push a key a million times and then put on some virtual clothes to prance around in and talk about how great you look.

With a bunch of dipshits who totally agree with you.

Just go do it in real life and quit hiding in your mom's basement you fucking dandies.


I dont like your tone about us losers, superjer.

WE HAVE FEELINGS TOO!!!

Actualyy, I dont play any mmo's. They suck. I like to play Opposing Force and emulate rom's, which is 10x better.
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Where have YOU been?
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"superjer" said:
Actually I'm writing my own forum software which should be ready to launch AAAAANY MINUTE now. Oh, you'll like it.


I dont like the sound of that.

Anyway, I say you ignore the licensing shit and just keep the forums running. what are they gonna do?
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"NakaJer" said:
cool, but what if there was a mmorpg that followed our little plumbling hero mario!


That would be kinda neat.
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Quote:
You were all noobs once too.


Everyone???

Certianly not the great Superjer.
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I like crytax, it sounds awesome.
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"buckjer" said:
close, but i think you meant: was a velosi rpator


Yes, don't you like to centraini around the mapleis sicchisu?
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I had no idea aaron was such a psycho.
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"aaronjer" said:
God you people are fucking weird.


Seriously, when did this forum get invaded with all these....noobs.
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"NatureJay" said:
It's a chronicle of a perfectly normal suburban tomcat. And what he kills. Except when he kills things, it looks like firecrackers were strapped to it.


I want to see this, but I want to skip the gore.
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Quote:
Yeah, well, this trumps all other sites right in the ass.

What Jeff Killed

Not recommended for those of you who have recently eaten or are planning to eat any time soon.


I want a description before I go clicking on random stuff.

Espescially stuff that does not sound worksafe.





















Naturejer doesn't like catzorez, does he...
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"NakaJer" said:
actually i think im gunna need a douche


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Hey sup. Why do you want us to vote.

I already did, but I just wanna know.
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It means I'm laughing.
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King of terrors gets owned by Pennywise the Dancing Clown
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"molkman" said:
mark this day in your calendar, it will be your last happy day.


Pessimism rocks.
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"molkman" said:
Hmmm, if it was was real, I wouldn't "go for it", that's just dumb.


Your post confuses me.
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Yeah so my friend, who is a sophmore said he could get this senior girl to give me a Blowjob. I told him I'd think about it.

Dead serious.

Should I go for it?

I'm a freshman btw
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"NakaJer" said:
makes me wanna slap my grandma


GJAKFLJSDAFKLFDASJSAFKLJDSA
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I wanna be uberjer!

Please?
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"NatureJay" said:
Ah, that's nothing compared to what he did to Crytax that one time.


GODDAMN me not being on this forum 24-7.

Link plz.
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What was his name before?
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Because ol' cornell was gone while his basement was flooded.

But now I'm back.
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"superjer" said:
All of them.


you do know 2 thirds of the net is porn......right?
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no























maybe.....so...?
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You know him?
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Who is "the god"
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Get a load of this forum...

http://www.mfgg.taloncrossing.com/

The only reason I post there is because I was making a homemade game, and it seemed like the best place to post it, and that many more people visit it than Superjer.com's forum, which is pretty sad.
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Grab bolth ends of the brush, and try to snap them.
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"superjer" said:
I think its because porn sites always link to disney with the "IF YOU ARE UNDER 18, GO AWAY" link.
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What kinda fucking pornsite were YOU going to?
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No! That was the most beacutyful conversation...ever...!
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So it means that the origional binary string is still there, you just need to make it so it reads it correctly?

Ah ok.
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Your not "bein dumb", you just lack inteliect.
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"NatureJay" said:

Yeah, it must've been John's fault, he kept asking about you after you left but I never gave him the same answer twice and he never remembered it more than once.


Wait....





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If he only remembered once doesen't that mean he only asked one time?

EDIT: Unless he asked more than two times in a row.....
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This is the line that scares me the most:

Quote:
... some lucky bastard
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"aaronjer" said:
What I was TRYING to say, as Cornell so callously pointed out, is that I want Hunni Bunni to accept my particle.

Shit, did I say that out loud?


No but you did type it.
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I went to the site... not much there... we still got a day...

I'm scared if it logged my ip adress or not...
Truck
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When I tried to go to the website, it said the server was connecting again.. or something...
Truck
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What is it?
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Eh? Hunni is dumb. Everyone knows that.
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Thats a really good website.. aaron..
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"NatureJay" said:
I thought it was supposed to be compells.

But I am repelled.

For entirely different reasons.

Involving magnetism.

Oh shit! Zombies!


Are you on pot?

And hunni_bunni, an electrophile is an atom that is willing to accept a particle.

An electron pair... more specifily.
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Well too fucking bad, you mannerwhore.
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Cmon! Only 4 people have signed up! I need SOME kind of discussion going on there..
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pff... right.
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Just wondering...
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^^WTF
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Those rules rock.
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"superjer" said:
Sweet! I just got my hands on my very own pre-release Wii!!

(Thanks to my shifty business connexions at NOA. )

This thing rocks. It's not what I expected at all.

Twilite Princess makes me pee myself. They really shaped things up from the N64 & GC games. It's way too fun aim and shoot at baddies far away with the remote. And all the old Zelda sounds make me pee somewhat too :P. It's really odd how you get so many items/weapons so fast at the beginning of the game. Very different than the trend to this point. One PROBLEM: The speaker on my Wiimote is either broken or not turned on or something though, I'm not really sure what's wrong with it.

This Hammer game is ok I guess. I like how the robots can break apart at tons of different points. And its fun to smash one of them into a group of others. But it gets kind of boring... and I don't understand any of the Japanese voice acting. :/

I'm going to go try some other games...

Can't wait to try the network stuff. Doesn't work yet (obviously).


Wait WHAT?

Pics please.
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"Xion" said:
I founded the real longcat. Unshopped.



Its a normal cat...

Wow.
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Quote:
畂 桳 name Mount 敨 video games were 獴

Is the chinese translation (simplified)

Quote:
畂 桳 栠 摩 琠 敨 projection 捡 獴

Is the japanese translation.

According to google anyway...


However, babelfish says something diffrent...

Quote:
□□栠 touches 琠 敨 reflects □□

Chinese traditional

Quote:
□□□touches □□reflects picks □

Chinese simplified...

Quote:
? ? ? 摩? ? Projection? ?

Japanese.
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Well, I dont need to follow step 5...
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Yay longcat!!!
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I got my definition of hacking mixed up with the definition of script kiddy.

Oops.
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Such as?
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"aaronjer" said:
That guy isn't even Satanist... wtf?


Because there is no satanist religion field.
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Because if I fight one more person, I got to jail. So said the school police officer. Ever thought of that?

I've already been put under restraint for fighting.
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Just get one cannon dude and put him togeather with the first guy, then keep pressing the attack button. You'll win every time.
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"Kaddisfield" said:
yea faggot


I thought I was a "nub".


Anyone who uses the word "nub" has a small dick and no life.
User
Who are the "evils"?
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"Mrs_Hunni_Bunni" said:
lol kosher salt on the nazi (bunny killer)


Nazi SS killers wore bells so that they would not step on animals.

Such as bunnys.

Dead serious.
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I saw that.


Aaron, you are creepy lookin...



Better picture of me.


And Screwup looks like a freaking dork.

I know him personally.
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What about the half life dune buggy?

That would be the fonz.


Whatever that is.
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"Zarathustra" said:
"superjer" said:
NO.


Things are generally not possible.


What about interstellar travel, isin't THAT possible?
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PLEASE!!!! I WILL DO ANYTHING TO BE CORNJER!!!!!

EDIT: Your married? To whom? And why would you want to get married in this country unless....





*gasp*







...Superjer was once in LOVE???


IS IT POSSIBLE???
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I aint that stupid.


No way are you gonna spam me.


But whatever.



dburnell02 for aim.

I hate using AIM though. Forums are 100000000000000 x easier. You get time to think about what you say.
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And I want to be: Cornjer

Pretty please?
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"NatureJay" said:
How in the bitch can you say that when Japanese TV has brought us this and this?

Cornell, I'm disappointed in you.
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Those were fuckin awesome nature.


You have good taste, young skywaka.
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[URL=http://www.myspace.com/13satan666]http://www.myspace.com/13satan666[/URL]


Now we KNOW its over.



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Figures tom would friend him.
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Quote:
I was expecting some seriously hardcore man-on-man action there you jerk!


Ew.
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Yep! Crazy as Marlyin Manson. And he is fuckin crazy.
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I shall THINK about trying it.
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Yeah, you'll shoot me through the telephone wire. Real inteligent. You might just shock yourself, blowing a piece of electrified copper and celophane to pieces.
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Quote:
Isn't this shirt rock?


Thats not propper english soopyjams.
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Ouch.
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Non-emo pic of me.
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Meh, dont pay attention to me, I dont have a clue what the hell I am talking about...
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Well too FREAKIN bad.

Oh and crytax...


ZING!!!
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Well, I cant give it back.... Sorry...
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Yes it is....
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How would they know what to make my head look like?
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Its actually pretty easy. All you need is a trojan, and a method of finding out someone's IP address. For example, try making a myspace account, adding whomever you hate to your friends list, add some html that traces IP's and then using the trojan, connect to them.

Once you do that, you can do maaaaaany evil things, like, steal their personal nude pics of themselves, and bring them to your computer, then print them out and distribute them throughout the school.

Or you could find out what keys they are typing when they log into AIM or their email, and send nasty pictures to all their friends, or insult them to their face, so that they will have problems in school.

Take this hypothetical situation:

I connected to Mia's computer. Mia was a whore who cheated on me. I start a keylogger, a program which tracks what keys are pressed after you start it. I disconnect her their AIM, then wait till she logs on again. The keylogger recordes what keys were typed, and you log into their account on you computer, and insult every one of their friends, send horror porn to them, and many other evil, EVIL stuff.
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Nah, big poop murdered them all because they were liberals.
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Arrrgggg!!!!!

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Fluffy bunny kitty, your hawt.

Maybe we should make a "Show your picture to the interweb!" topic?
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I feel.....so ASHAMED!!!!!




























NOT!
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dm_dust2
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Quote:
BUT DON'T LET THAT STOP HIM FROM POSTING HERE.



Oh, soop, you are REALLY asking for it.
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Powers? What powers?
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We dont have to answer your questions.

Don't be rude, maybe you will get them answered.

Besides, I dont know anything about hammer.
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Got CS installed, and I usually play source.
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So aaron is saying: Whoop their asses?

I am rethinking about hacking them, but I need some help.

I am gonna need info about some IP's. For example, are they proxy IP's?

Then, I need to know what port to put the trojan into.

Stuff like that.
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Oh shit!


He learned of my plan to become the site admin of superjer.com!!!


...



... Oh wait...
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You could try changing it.

I think I might change mine back.
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Shutup, you twit.
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I kinda like it, being as active as this.

Now post in the general forum already!
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Arrgg!!!

Speak ENGLISH!!!
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Because you like cats?
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Do you love teh catzorz?

http://catsinsinks.com/
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I think I am not gonna hack anyone. I have decided that I dont feel like goin to jail.
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"superjer" said:
Jenna Haze is pretty cool. She used to mow my lawn and trim my hedges.

And she used to "mow my lawn" and "trim my hedges."


My guess is thats a sexual refrence.
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Its a virus someone uses to control another person's computer via the internet.

Expand your knowlage!
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"Ilor" said:
what the fuck's goin on?


I would not have a clue, but If you bash your head into the moniter seveal times, you might, just MIGHT get it.
Truck
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ALL HAIL THE GOD SUPERJER!!!


HE WHO IS GOD OF FORUMS!!!
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Joe Momma!
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Hobbes is the shit.


Whats more awesome than a Philosophy-speaking tiger?
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Hello!


I dont know you, but I DONT CARE!!!


Hello!
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But you said that that was not you AND they found it on google!!!
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Were talking people who havent even HEARD of a trojan, just like nearly everyone I know there has not the slightest clue as to what computer code is.

They are dumb.


Dumb as in: "Should not breed" kinda dumb.


And god PLEASE tell me they dont know HTML.
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..to make a cs random map multiplayer level generator?

Example:

Every time you play cs on a server, you play a completely new map every time, because the mapmaker is run on the server, and it places that as the next map!
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howdy screwup!
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They are too stupid to know how to hack back.

Trust me.

Although, I am kinda thinking about doing this or not. Im starting to feel that, well, maybe its not worth it.
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Ive already put an ip tracker in a fake myspace account. The guy pictured aint even me.

Im gonna lure people to it, and then BAM! Find their ip's and hack their asses.
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Where the hell are you guys? POST ALREADY!!!
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screwup, you will not understand!!! It is inevitable that you will fail!!!!


YO MOMMA
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I have decided that it is time to get back at all the people who did me wrong at my high school.

I am gonna hack their asses.

1) First I need a trojan.

2) I need a way to get an IP off myspace.

3) I get my revenge. I got lots of ideas in store...

Sound like a good plan?
I think so.

I've heard that CIA was a pretty good one, and the Beast Trojan was pretty good too.

But I need some advice.

Like where to download them, and how to make sure i'm not getting hacked meself.

Also, I seriously need to find a way of finding their IP's off myspace.com.



There is a part of me that says that this is a bad idea, that I could get arrested if I get caught, and I am worried about what that side says.

But the prospect, the prospet of getting back at those assholes....stealing their personal information, wrecking havok accross the whole school, printing their personal porn and distributing it across the ground for everyone to see, gives me a giddy feeling inside that I have never had before.

Revenge... It could be sweet.

What do you think?
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lol
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If he doesent update...Then Im going to have to make one.
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Diet Coke Can
Chuck Norris's Biceps
Underwear
Bent Spoon
Confetti
Septic Tank - as a powerDOWN.
Truck
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Your mom is great before bedtime
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Oh speaking of mario, I have a SMB3 engine with SM64 jumps, for GM6.1 if anyone wants it.
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I miss echidna.


He was such a good asshole.
Truck
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Um.... no.....


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....Ok fine, I bought it from this one guy who found it at Batchlors Grove.
Truck
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So the question is: Can we really change the future?
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Starman
AWP
Mushroom
Koopa Shell
Deagle
M4
Ak47
Weed
Can of Whoop-Ass
Gauss Gun
Colt
Mc Diddies Fries
Cafiteria Food
Underwear
Stiltburger
Pizza
Spacemanjetman's Boots

Just to name a few.
User
Wow. You really are an asshole.



Which is good considering we need them on the forum.
Truck
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Kinda depressing if you think about it.
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It looks cool, but it takes up more gas than a school uses paper.
Truck
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Turns out I have found my talent for drawing again, and will post some as soon as I get this bloody scanner working again...
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I dont play RE, but one thing that I think is the shiznit is Halflife and Counterstrike. Plus a little Team Fortress.
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When I heard about "Mario" I had to find out.

But when I heard about following a link, I got scared.
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What music do you listen do?

Is what he said.
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Looks like the REAL Paris Hilon revived him.
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Haha.
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*Ignores Poop*

What happened to Tater Salad anyway?

He like, disapeared like Majorbrojie and Monk, and Smoke, and Xion, and, well, everybody.

There must be some kind of phenomeon!!!!
Truck
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Free Choice as in to define what you want to happen. To define the future, if you will.

The common definition.


For anyone who didn't get me the first time


It doesnt exist, because predefined things that have happened since the beginning have created causes and effects untill now.

Things have influenced your thinking, which means that what you will do is predetermined.

Example. The thought "I am going to post on what I think about free choice" has been predefined by an occurrence which has happened due to an occurrance and so on and so forth until the beginning. And trying to stop that is predetermined too, because something CAUSED you to think about changing that. You are guided by what has already happened.

In essense, you could say that EVERYTHING is predefined, meaning a set timeline for our universe, making it linear.

The future has been determined since the beginning.
Truck
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Its the CHICKEN LORD OF THE MUSHROOMKINGDOM!!!!!
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I piss on anything that takes up as much as 15 miles to the gallon.

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*Points to my advatar*
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WEHT!!!


WE IS TEH MONKEY MEEEN
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...


The fact that it is based off a real conspiracy theorist website is scary enough.
Truck
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So, if computers are logical, and if the universe is logical, then that must mean EVERYTHING is prechosen by the tinyist results from the big bang, right? Because if there is no way of making a real random number on a computer, who says they exist in real life. Which means we have no free will.

Why? Because all our decisions are influenced by things that happened. There is not a real choice.

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Great. I am too tired to bother reading what it is.
Truck
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Sup should ask you all to call him "Godfather".
Truck
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Ive always wondered how a completely logical machine can create a random number.
Truck
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SHE RAPED YOU!!!!
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Yoooo liek teh mionky bootya!!!!
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We have a conspiracy theroist on our hands.
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That looked... kinda fake, but.... I couldent see the first one.
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Who cares if we hit rock bottom???

Were like in, clay bottom now.
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I went to superjer's link and found this along with an ad and a bunch of broken pictures:



What the hell is that?
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I would join in, but I dont know how. :/
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"superjer" said:
Because over 50% of people liked him at the time.
Now they don't.

Cornell you are kind of creepy.


They float Jerry, they all float........


And when your down here....you'll float too!!!



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Oh boy, I got the best thing ever, and I am wating to use it next round...

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"Big Poop" said:
Who cares:(


...

Wow.
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I shall post my political views here.

I believe, that there are three views that one should hold. Each view is unique, and has its own diffrences. I shall now show you the three views:

Self-Centered View

This view is based off the fact that life if meant to be enjoyed. It stems from the value that once your dead, your gone for good. Gone. You cease to exist ever again. And while your here, you better damn well make the most of it. You had better enjoy yourself as much as possible while you can, because were all doomed.

Some of their beliefs:

- High amounts of personal freedoms should be allowed (Right to own guns, right to freedom of speech, ect.)
- They are against big corporations, due to the fact that personal freedoms are limited.
- None should be allowed to kill eachother.
- Enjoying yourself should be the primary concern.
- Usually are selfish and could care a shit about anyone else.
- There should be little taxes.

Moral View

This view is based off the instinctive thought that people should care for one another. This view is stemmed in instinct, and comes from years of evolution that states we should try to survive as a species.

Some of their beliefs:
- War is always wrong.
- Murder is the worst of all crimes.
- Sex is immoral
- We should always try to be kind and empathetic, caring for the weak.
- Usually the most narrow minded of views.
- Destroying Conciousness is the most horrible of all crimes.

And finally...

Modern Survival of Species View

This view is the one I like the most, because if everyone believed in this view, than humanity will survive for millions of years, perhaps. However, one thing I dont agree with is the immoral parts of it.

Some Traits:

-Space exploration should be a concern due to the need to spread life and have our species evolve.
-The weak, retarted, and geneticly disabled should not be allowed to breed.
- Nature should be preserved, because it keeps us alive.
- Fitness should be a primary concern.
- Ethical Calculus is good
- Destroying consiousness is bad, due to loss of information.
- The narrow minded should be forced to open their minds.


And thats the three views that I think people should choose.


And Bush sucks.
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Aw man....

Well there goes the end of the spamming...
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HEY!!! Awnser my question!!!!

Do you value philosophy?
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"mrsticks" said:
FUCK YOUi have changed and i think i should be on here because it's my favorite fourms site



NOTE!! I am not ass-kissing superjer.


Well I can be forgiving, as long as you really have changed.

But first a question:


Do you value philosophy?
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Ah fuck. Not you again. Last time you were here you acted like the biggest noob on the face of the earth...Or was that the first time.

Anyway, this forum is pretty much dead, so you might as well post elsewhere.
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Buddism is a pretty good religion, as far as ive heard.

They dont believe in any gods, they treat all life with respect, their monks are unimaginably wise, and I have never heard of a war fought over buddism.
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Machine Head is almost as good as Pantera.

They are groove metal too.
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Uh oh. I guess we might have to call off the second half.
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Poor naturejer. You'll get your mojo back soon.
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Boston is pretty good too. Its for when I feel mellow.

I love their first album. Peace of Mind, and Its Been Such A Long Time. The best mellow songs I know.
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What?


The music I listen to is Pantera - Track 6 and Pantera - Track 9 of Vulgar Display of power.


Is that what you were asking?
Truck
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ARRRGGGG!!!!

But my professional IQ was 127. Is that any good?
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You know, recently, Ive given CS:S a chance, and it really is a lot of fun.

But condition zero is better than 1.6
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Whoever votes "Virgin Mary" is a dumbshit. How can anyone NOT see its Tom Clancy?
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Uh, what happened to game coverage?



There is a supercell forming over Dangerjer Statium, and we just need the press coverage to get ready.
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What. What he say.
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I murdered superjer.

How?

I turned supejer into Tostidos. Then I stacked them into a spawling immatiation of Paris Hilton bending over, and I had my dog do her while she screamed "ALL YOUR BASE BELONG TO US!!!"
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Sure.
Truck
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I tossed them all out.


I tried making some more, but my drawing skills suck now.
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I is gonna MAKE her a bitch.

My bitch.


You wanna join her? Keep it up.
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I bet you I could kick crytex's ass, Cammi.

Then Ill show you how to be a bitch
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Before we begin the cermonial karokie, I have something to say, JMD:

Hey Cammi,

I want to grease your tight ass and pussy so bad, that I just cant wait anymore! Trust me, you will love it when I shove my 10 inch dick down your throat!! Your ass is so hot, you'll love it if I fuck ya doggie style, ya sluty bitch! You will love suckin my cum down that tight throat of yours!!! You make me so horny that I want to rape you where you stand!! MMM.... FRESH PUSSA!!! MMM MMM!!!!! HOT HOT HOOOT!!!!

Back to you, Elkinos
Truck
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I used to draw. But whenever I drew, it always turned out to be something fantastical, like demon aliens, or giant cities in space.

I think I could still scan some if you want.
Truck
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Hes ok, he could help some help staying on key at parts, but he could be pretty big.
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There you go, thats me.
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Who the fuck is Cammi Falls!?

Oh, and whos doing me!
Truck
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My name isint up there.


DOESNT ANYONE KNOW THAT I AM THE MAN?????
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where are you goin?
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ARRGGGGG!!!! IVE GOT LESS OF AN IQ THEN HER??????!!!!


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Its ok, but I only listened to one song. I'll listen to the rest when I get home.
Truck
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Ok I took it.

Your IQ score is 118!

You have a strong ability to process visual-spatial and mathematical information and this, combined with your logical mind, means you are a Visual Mathematician. You can manipulate multiple parts of the picture (or problem) to come up with a solution and can understand the "big picture," which is partly why people may turn to you for direction.

Like Einstein, your ability to detect patterns and your skills in maths and logic, make it natural for you to come up with ideas and theories that simplify processes for everyone.

Now I REALLY feel stupid.
Truck
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But that IQ test I took was not by Tickle.

It was a test by a professional, I took last year.
Truck
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Man, now I feel stupid.

*reads above post*

Oh ok.
Truck
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Anyway, my IQ is 127. But at age 14, that must be pretty good.
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Truck
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Halflife + Cutsceens + mutants + (Retarded voice acting) = Farcry
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Sup couldnt afford it.
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So you got a new comp eh sup?

WHY CANT I HAVE ONE!!!!

Seriously, I am thinking about getting a part time job JUST so I can get a comp all for myself.
User
So in a scale of 1-100, how far is it done?

Also, what language is it in? (C, C++, VB, Delphi, ect.)
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That is a fucking wierd can.
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Hitman is too bloody. Half like is better.
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Quote:
But hell, I'm crazy, so.... crestfallen


Meh, so what. I got clinical depression. Dont let it get you down.
Truck
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Megaman sucks. Mario could pwn his ass any day, just like he did that bastard sonic.
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That is so annoying, and so dumb...
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NICE!!!

I LUV TE UBERNEZZ!!!
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What is it first.
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I smell bullshit.

I dont trust you this time
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What engine is that!
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I like to put mayonnase on my spam, and then add swiss cheese. It tastes good with a cup of Physhing.
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I dont think he has a state of cluetatlity.
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Warning: Explicit Content. STAY AWAY!!!

Thank you.

Now back to the post:


Awww!!! Superjer was lookin!!!!
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What? What did somethingawful.con do to that fag?
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Superjer, that was too damn short. I need longer movies for my entertainment!! So START WORKING ON IT!!!
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Truck
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Oh, and I forgot Guns & Roses.

Not hardcore punk, but still damn good.


And I am damn suprised that you dont like Godsmack. If you are lookin for stuff like Pantera, than that is probablly your band.
Truck
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Ug man doesnt like us???
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I can give you all some porn. Just ask!
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And aaron has seemed to fallen off the face of the earth. He was like "Oh no!! A giant cliff!!" But alas, it was much more than that.
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Pantera is pretty damn good, best band ever, but Metallica + Godsmack + Disturbed = pretty good too.
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Not wierd enough. Give it another year and you'll be eccentric.
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ZOMG!!! Are you all serious?


...




IM NOT ALONE!!!! I AM NOT ALONE!!!!!!

I actually am in the presinse of people who HAVE A CLUE!!!!


The only other person I know of is her:

http://meetme.hotornot.com/r/?emid=SZGLHS

But then again, she is 15-16 and looking for 23 year olds? Not to mention fucking the guy that I got into a fight with? AND tryed to fuck me as well? AFTER fucking an 18 year old?

Hell no.
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Sometimes I honestly think that I am the only one out there who ponders abstract things. I feel that people in general are quite niave and usually do not have a clue about anything, but they are more concerned about their house, their taxes, their car, how their social life is doing, ect. They seem to just wander the earth, left in socialtal bounds, following a strict, uniform order, in which they are nothing more than conformists, and could care less about the order of the universe. I feel like most things I prefer to learn and think about are less important in the eyes of the non-self aware people. Things such as philosophy, astrophysics, neuralscience, psychology, mathmatics, ect. I often ponder why people often REFUSE to learn these important subjects. Why??? Because their STUPID!!! Lets face the facts. We think we are all special. Look at all our religions, Christianity, Islam, Scientology (if thats not a cult), all of them are bullshit. Can we honestly say that we will go to a place where a big red guy with hooves and a pitchfork will boil me alive in the center of the earth, for all eternity, IF I dont believe in the church and obey its every word and law??? In the middle ages, one of Martin Luther's followers decided to oppose the church by saying the word of God was more important than the churches. He was promply burnt at the stake. Religion has done more harm than any other idea on the planet (Perhaps less than the nazi idea of Aryans as the Master Race, but religion has caused harm in itself). Now, I am going to bring up an old argument: If we found an alien race, It would probablly change a lot of religons. Why? We're no longer special. We arnt the only ones who are capable of thinking that were better than everything else. You see, religion is a giant ego trip for the human race. Honestly, I think we might not be better off with out it in some cases, like all the charity going to disaster victims, people having no empathy, ect. However, just think of all the religious right activists we have in the united states. I dont have a choice. Every day, I HAVE to stand up and respect my allegiance to God, even through I am an athiest. Why? Stupid people. Stupid people that believe in things like "Angels" and "Demons!!!" and "God" and all this other bullshit. Point is, we are nothing more than a phenomenan occurring in our brain by the interaction of neural cells. Religion is utter bullshit. Religion is FALSE. And yet with the growing age of science, we STILL believe in it. Religion is not the study of fact, it is the study of FICTION. However, some ideals are somewhat moral and true. Abortion should have some bounderies, for example. Now dont get me wrong, I dont believe in sucking a fetuses brains out. Hell no. However, I do believe in killing off a few mindless cells to prevent 18 years of hardship of some teenage slut.


Still not done yet.
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If you are advertising, I am going to have to kick your ass.
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Aww comeon. I need SOMEONE to sign up...
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Ill sign up at yours if you sign up at mine.
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http://dburnell01.proboards98.com/index.cgi

Forum Rules are pretty much the same as here, so its just an EXPANSION of superjer.com.

Signupnow!!!
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"NatureJay" said:
Shut up, all of you.

What you've just said has been rendered wholly irrelevant.

You know why?

Snakes on a Plane


And yours isint?
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Messy, no. Horney, maybe.
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Can my name be : ~xXOGizzle-DBurnXx~
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Whales have coal mines? What do they mine with? Their fins?
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFUhd3rIYlg&search=Donald%20duck%20nazi

I havent seen it yet.

It has donald duck as a nazi, so it must be good.
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I am a fucktard,
can't even find AaronJer,
or write a Haiku.
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You mean of Moria? or the Spice Mines of Kessel?
Truck
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ATTACK OF THE CHEESE CRACKERS!!!!!!
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Are you serious???

INTERSTELLAR DOMINATION MAN!!!!!!!!!

Think of what you're missing!!!!
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Hush hunni-bunny! you have no idea of the power of the demons!

I hear the sound of diablo croaking in laughter.
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It froze...

EDIT: and when it unfroze, it sucked. Seriously.
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As you know, I am now somewhat skilled at gamemaker 6.0. So I was wondering if I should make a 2d Pole Socking game?

Think about it...


Of course there would be online play, and there would be mode against bots. You could choose you class, and then the third party team.

It would be open source, too, so you could do anything you wanted to it!



...But alas, I have zilch understanding of the rules, and gameplay.

Someone explain it to me, and if I get enough support, then I will make the game.
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I dont play counterstrike, I play Opposing Force multiplayer and TFC.

My opposing force username is {the clan} Dburnell01 or {the clan} Adolf Hitler, or just simply Adolf Hitler (after my player model.}

Only cuz i cant install it.


BTW when I tried to install the mod version of CS on the half-life anthology, it didnt work. Can I get some help?
Truck
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He still has the stars!!!!

GET HIM!!!11!!
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Buy ($42.99) the way, how do people like my Army of Darkness refrence?
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Quite put: its simple, fun and enjoyable. AND YOU GET TO GIB /PEOPLE!!!
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Willow trees fly in the mist as Charlie Chaplin sings "Row Row Your Boat" Three times faster than France surrenders!!!!
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"Mrs_Hunni_Bunni" said:
vagina


WHAT A NAUGHTY WOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOrd!!!!!!!
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Yes I love bill cosby, but I need a new advatar.

Any ideas?
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You executed the batch file.
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Duh. Just remove some light entities till it works.

I dont even know how to use hammer, and I know what that error means
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I am PISSED

First, I download the 356 meg file, which takes about 3 hours, WITH a cable connection. Then it takes about half an hour the next day, when I install it. So it finally finishes, and then steam takes about another half hour to update. Another 15 minuites to load steam, and it tells me "Preload Complete" It says "Purchase" in one of those two green buttons. I click it, and it asks me for money. WTF. I have HL1 Installed.