[2017-12-05 03:03:16 UTC]	<SRAW>	Sup guys, so apparently this part of the stack that I DEVELOPED ('member how i said we have thousands of servers around the world? It's cause we have about MILLIONS of requests per SECOND). Anyway, a bunch of logs decided to fail after 75 million lines cause apparently some SCRIPT KIDDIE sent some perfectly valid data to us, except for one column where I overlooked that it was lazily evaluated (which is what was giving an error). ANYWAY my point is: who da fark decided to have a lazy evaluation in the same place where we are deciding to load the data into our tables? Well I didn't mention it over Slack to my guys, cause I know one of them is responsible for that. 
[2017-12-05 03:04:00 UTC]	<SRAW>	Well that and if I didn't have that error, then we probably would never have found out about this SKIDDIE.
[2017-12-05 05:03:36 UTC]	<SuperJer>	Kill All Skiddies