[2017-11-14 02:29:26 UTC]	<SRAW>	Guys the wind in bellevue is CRAZY like HURRICANES. The building I worked at the elevators didn't work, so I had to walk down FIVE flights of stairs. Then the guy infront of me gets swept away in a gale while I decided to forgo protecting myself from the rain by NOT brandishing an umbrella (not because it would have been swept up instantly)
[2017-11-14 22:56:13 UTC]	<SuperJer>	Multiple hurricaines?
[2017-11-14 22:56:34 UTC]	<SuperJer>	I deleted some rows from a table and now doing a count(*) takes 100x longer :(