[2015-04-24 01:27:17 UTC]	<>	 * * * CLICK HERE TO ACCESS A SECRET TRUCK * * *
[2015-04-24 02:13:22 UTC]	<jeff is wizlord>	I clicked here to add a troll to the battle tent. Then I saw Hamm's message and decided to remove a troll from the battle tent. And then hide the troll deep in the earth.
[2015-04-24 13:53:43 UTC]	<SRAW>	I'm clicking furiously and nothing's happening?
[2015-04-24 18:03:54 UTC]	<SuperJer>	Hmm where did that system message come from?
[2015-04-24 20:29:38 UTC]	<professorHAMM>	Come on guys, don't expose my name on the internet!
[2015-04-24 21:24:30 UTC]	<aaronjer>	Well, we didn't, but you just did, given that nobody would have known who the chat name was talking about.
[2015-04-24 21:43:24 UTC]	<jeff is wizlord>	We're all very disappointed in you
[2015-04-24 22:42:10 UTC]	<NatureJay>	That was the least elaborate trap ever.  I'd high five you for falling into it anyway, but I'm afraid you'd miss.