[2015-04-23 20:33:33 UTC]	<professorHAMM>	Superjer I command you to change my profile color to something in the pink region, or else I'll tell Aaron!
[2015-04-23 22:06:36 UTC]	<NatureJay>	This should go over well.  It usually does.
[2015-04-23 23:35:20 UTC]	<SuperJer>	oh god please don't tell him