[2014-05-22 03:33:27 UTC]	<SuperJer>	Sounds like Valve
[2014-05-22 03:35:29 UTC]	<>	*** Konami code now works on front page ***
[2014-05-22 03:35:39 UTC]	<SuperJer>	Whoops
[2014-05-22 03:35:51 UTC]	<>	*** SuperJer has been banned ***