[2014-04-24 12:03:07 UTC]	<aaronjer>	Trust in me. I will never leave you. Even when you beg for my absence. I will ever be looming. DIE SURROUNDED BY MY ETERNAL PRESENCE AND KNOW GOD.
[2014-04-24 12:04:11 UTC]	<aaronjer>	I'm trying to say I'm still too poor to find my own place.
[2014-04-24 20:50:23 UTC]	<SRAW>	He was not talking about you fuckhead
[2014-04-24 20:50:55 UTC]	<SRAW>	also I thought you said that yu lived in bellingham and superjer is in tacoma or something?
[2014-04-24 20:51:07 UTC]	<SRAW>	why does nobody live in the best area of washington state aka east of seattle
[2014-04-24 21:03:56 UTC]	<SuperJer>	Actually we both live East of Seattle
[2014-04-24 21:04:01 UTC]	<SuperJer>	Maybe a little south too
[2014-04-24 21:04:51 UTC]	<SuperJer>	In ye greate towneshippe of Maplon Valon
[2014-04-24 21:06:34 UTC]	<SRAW>	google maps says your 31 minutes away from where I currently am T_T
[2014-04-24 21:07:04 UTC]	<SuperJer>	Well I'm currently in downtown Bellevue, but how did it know?
[2014-04-24 21:09:43 UTC]	<SRAW>	dafuq???
[2014-04-24 21:09:51 UTC]	<SRAW>	do you work there in mecrosoft?
[2014-04-24 21:09:53 UTC]	<SRAW>	that woulld be cool
[2014-04-24 21:10:28 UTC]	<SRAW>	anywaysg
[2014-04-24 21:10:38 UTC]	<SRAW>	well i meant maple valley
[2014-04-24 21:10:41 UTC]	<SRAW>	aka GAY counter
[2014-04-24 21:10:51 UTC]	<SRAW>	is 31 min to where i am, which is what i WONT TELL YOU
[2014-04-24 21:10:52 UTC]	<SRAW>	chomo
[2014-04-24 22:24:46 UTC]	<NatureJay>	Okay, you heard him queers, I want roadblocks everywhere within a 31 minute radius of Maple Valley.  Let no ass go unpounded.
[2014-04-24 22:36:21 UTC]	<SuperJer>	Chomo?
[2014-04-24 22:37:05 UTC]	<SuperJer>	No, I don't work at Microsoft. I'm not trendy enough.
[2014-04-24 22:40:49 UTC]	<SuperJer>	31 minutes, eh? Found you: http://goo.gl/maps/8w5wD
[2014-04-24 23:20:18 UTC]	<NatureJay>	Chomo = child molester, supes.  
[2014-04-24 23:20:36 UTC]	<NatureJay>	Urban dictionary is a real pal for anything the kids are talking about these days.