[2014-04-16 17:28:24 UTC] You call it rugby muthafucka. [2014-04-16 19:37:37 UTC] No. We call "rugby," "rugby," we call "football," "soccer," and we call "soccer," "a fucking waste of time." [2014-04-16 19:37:47 UTC] *bald eagles, fireworks and jet planes* [2014-04-16 20:53:35 UTC] Soccer coming from "Association Football" [2014-04-16 20:53:54 UTC] I still don't understand why American Football has so little to do with the feet, though [2014-04-16 20:59:35 UTC] No one understands that. Feet are used to kick field goals and punt and kick off, but that's but a small component of the game. [2014-04-16 20:59:40 UTC] Also the ball is not a ball. [2014-04-16 22:32:15 UTC] In rugby it's not a ball either. It's a rugball. But even then it isn't shaggy. So go figure. [2014-04-16 22:33:25 UTC] In the future when the ball used in American football is shaped like an actual foot, then we'll see who'd laughing. [2014-04-16 22:46:33 UTC] Your tenses are SO CONFUSE [2014-04-16 22:51:46 UTC] everyone knows povertyball is the best ball [2014-04-16 23:46:19 UTC] That may be the best "almost makes sense" things superjer has said since "it eats what what eats it eats," which will probably never be topped by anyone, not even the ghost of Gertrude Stein. [2014-04-16 23:47:10 UTC] I mean, I could just barely figure out that he expects humans to evolve in such a way that our feet ultimately resemble present-day footballs.