[2014-04-12 00:18:24 UTC]	<aaronjer>	I went up a mountain and the chose,  through informed and educated calculations, to fall down a large portion of it.
[2014-04-12 02:02:28 UTC]	<SuperJer>	*soothe* *soothe*
[2014-04-12 02:02:47 UTC]	<SuperJer>	"Aw there there. You need a napkin?"
[2014-04-12 02:02:54 UTC]	<SuperJer>	"How about some pretzels?"
[2014-04-12 02:03:11 UTC]	<SuperJer>	"Let's go get you a bowl of steak."
[2014-04-12 02:17:22 UTC]	<aaronjer>	All of these things will help.
[2014-04-12 15:54:30 UTC]	<fedex _>	"Got an issue? Here's a tissue"