[2014-04-04 20:23:52 UTC]	<SuperJer>	AaronJer can you please add more alcohol to my pants
[2014-04-04 21:13:41 UTC]	<SRAW>	so are you wearing these pants, or are you making your own homemade drinks using your pants, like my mom's friend in malaysia did with a sock and alcohol
[2014-04-04 21:13:50 UTC]	<SRAW>	i had no idea what was going on, but it involved socks thats all i know
[2014-04-04 21:38:05 UTC]	<SuperJer>	I'm not wearing them now, silly
[2014-04-04 22:38:03 UTC]	<professorHAMM>	OH my gawd this website works on the school computers....BEST EVER