[2013-09-10 04:57:11 UTC] Botfly Remote Chat: the chat which.... oh god. [2013-09-10 04:57:16 UTC] ...oh god. [2013-09-10 10:37:26 UTC] It got worse. Now there are more of them. [2013-09-10 10:38:28 UTC] If I was ever infested with a botfly, I'd probably name him Supremo and allow him to mature, so long as the pain medication made it possible to sleep. [2013-09-10 16:36:35 UTC] I googled and now i hate you naturejay and aaronjer [2013-09-10 19:25:18 UTC] High fives all around. [2013-09-10 20:21:04 UTC] I remember when someone told me to look up "lemon party" or something like that ... [2013-09-10 22:45:59 UTC] At least you didn't end up with a video of a puppy infested with over one hundred mangoworms. They were popping maggots out of that puppy like poppity-pop-pop-pop! [2013-09-10 23:07:56 UTC] and you find this arousing am i right? [2013-09-10 23:16:28 UTC] The only thing popping faster than the maggots were the boners. [2013-09-10 23:35:06 UTC] I popped over two hundred giant, black boners. [2013-09-10 23:36:14 UTC] Also, I'm looking into causing deliberate brain damage to myself. Just thought I'd get that out there. [2013-09-10 23:37:59 UTC] That puppy, by the way, was approximately 10% parasite by volume. That it survived is pretty amazing. [2013-09-10 23:41:04 UTC] Amazing that the puppy was intelligent enough to realize that the vets were helping it, and it didn't resist, even though it wasn't sedated... and yet it was stupid enough to pointlessly roll around in feces and get infected in the first place, as all dogs do.