[2013-09-05 00:11:30 UTC] CALL IT [2013-09-05 00:18:24 UTC] That was a bug [2013-09-05 00:22:39 UTC] Call it DR [2013-09-05 00:22:52 UTC] wut [2013-09-05 00:22:58 UTC] CALL IT MOTHERFUCKER [2013-09-05 00:22:59 UTC] I don't understand what is going [2013-09-05 00:23:00 UTC] on [2013-09-05 00:23:06 UTC] Yeah sure called done thing [2013-09-05 00:23:26 UTC] I am really tired. I've joined the world of proper work and kind of should go to bed [2013-09-05 00:23:38 UTC] Pikc your favorite answer pls [2013-09-05 00:24:09 UTC] You are failing us. [2013-09-05 00:24:14 UTC] Oh I closed the tab [2013-09-05 00:24:19 UTC] I am not there any more [2013-09-05 00:24:30 UTC] It's always there in the background [2013-09-05 00:25:05 UTC] It is fully asynchronous [2013-09-05 00:25:20 UTC] Cool [2013-09-05 00:25:21 UTC] I called it [2013-09-05 00:25:28 UTC] I leave now yes thankyouplease [2013-09-05 00:25:49 UTC] OK come back later [2013-09-05 00:27:47 UTC] ghosts should have won... :( [2013-09-05 00:27:59 UTC] yeah prolly [2013-09-05 00:44:13 UTC] OUT OF CARDS [2013-09-05 00:51:49 UTC] ? [2013-09-05 00:52:34 UTC] That's it -- we played all the cards. [2013-09-05 00:52:40 UTC] I gotta go flush the DB [2013-09-05 00:52:42 UTC] Can we never play again? [2013-09-05 00:52:46 UTC] Never ever? [2013-09-05 00:52:49 UTC] :( [2013-09-05 00:52:56 UTC] Sorry! Correct! [2013-09-05 01:44:44 UTC] HOW DO YO PLAY THSI GAME? [2013-09-05 01:46:48 UTC] Needs at least 3 players [2013-09-05 01:47:03 UTC] I'll join a fake one [2013-09-05 01:48:11 UTC] THIS MAKES NO SENSEW [2013-09-05 01:48:14 UTC] WHY CANT I CALL IT? [2013-09-05 01:48:25 UTC] You have to be the Czar [2013-09-05 01:48:33 UTC] I AM STILL MAD CAUSE THIS MAKES NO SENSE [2013-09-05 01:48:44 UTC] GOOD the madness will guide you [2013-09-05 01:48:49 UTC] what is the point of this game? [2013-09-05 01:49:00 UTC] To pick your funniest card [2013-09-05 01:49:35 UTC] There, you did it [2013-09-05 01:49:41 UTC] i am disappointed ... [2013-09-05 01:50:08 UTC] no offense but this is like the dumbest game of all time, i feel dumber just playing it.. [2013-09-05 01:50:21 UTC] It's kind of supposed to be [2013-09-05 01:50:26 UTC] and it's funner in person [2013-09-05 01:50:35 UTC] My friends and I play it IN REAL LIFE [2013-09-05 01:50:41 UTC] kind have* [2013-09-05 01:50:51 UTC] remember that only you exist [2013-09-05 01:50:59 UTC] and that everyone else is your sraw, ors omething.. [2013-09-05 01:51:06 UTC] perfect [2013-09-05 01:51:10 UTC] play another card [2013-09-05 01:51:13 UTC] this is a two-fer [2013-09-05 01:51:27 UTC] how do you even play a card :/ [2013-09-05 01:51:33 UTC] why dont you ever choose my stuff [2013-09-05 01:51:35 UTC] drag it up to the top line [2013-09-05 01:51:47 UTC] the top 3 ones? [2013-09-05 01:52:13 UTC] yep [2013-09-05 01:52:19 UTC] most cards only take 1 input though [2013-09-05 01:52:44 UTC] welll... this stuff isnt close to funny, im leaving too, cause i got to eat, not cause this game sucks [2013-09-05 01:53:16 UTC] OK cool dude [2013-09-05 03:22:09 UTC] Pick faster. [2013-09-05 03:25:16 UTC] Sorry I was writing more cards [2013-09-05 03:26:44 UTC] This works better with more people [2013-09-05 03:27:19 UTC] MELLO!!! [2013-09-05 03:27:32 UTC] Hey! [2013-09-05 03:27:55 UTC] Have you played Cards Against Humanity before? [2013-09-05 03:28:06 UTC] Yeah~ [2013-09-05 03:28:07 UTC] ! [2013-09-05 03:28:22 UTC] Well here's my DIGITAL REMASTERING [2013-09-05 03:28:36 UTC] hahah Moisture [2013-09-05 03:28:36 UTC] I love it. [2013-09-05 03:28:45 UTC] Well cool [2013-09-05 03:28:58 UTC] I want mine to have thousands of cards [2013-09-05 03:29:01 UTC] What are the little bars on the cards? [2013-09-05 03:29:10 UTC] I just wrote my 700th white card [2013-09-05 03:29:17 UTC] They will show the popularity [2013-09-05 03:29:21 UTC] but you can't vote yet [2013-09-05 03:29:27 UTC] Cool, that's what I thought. [2013-09-05 03:29:27 UTC] (of each card) [2013-09-05 03:30:07 UTC] Well I recommend playing this with friends locally [2013-09-05 03:30:12 UTC] It's more funner of course [2013-09-05 03:30:24 UTC] AND I'm going to add private games [2013-09-05 03:30:55 UTC] Awesome. [2013-09-05 03:31:02 UTC] Yikes, the 3-fers are hard [2013-09-05 03:31:51 UTC] Maybe a window to this chat on the page? [2013-09-05 03:32:06 UTC] Yeah I will actually add the game to THIS page!!!! [2013-09-05 03:32:08 UTC] WHOOOOAAAA!! [2013-09-05 03:32:32 UTC] Brilliant. [2013-09-05 03:33:52 UTC] Nooooo Ancient Jones, my alter ego has bested me [2013-09-05 03:34:27 UTC] That's kind of a rough card [2013-09-05 03:34:35 UTC] Yeah, a bit. [2013-09-05 03:34:39 UTC] "Thine own _A_ something" [2013-09-05 03:34:45 UTC] Usually won't work [2013-09-05 03:34:59 UTC] I'm going to add the option to change up to 3 letters [2013-09-05 03:35:16 UTC] Oh, that's a good idea. [2013-09-05 03:38:48 UTC] HAhah lol secretions [2013-09-05 03:38:53 UTC] Always good [2013-09-05 03:39:38 UTC] Nice theming bonus [2013-09-05 03:40:07 UTC] Oops [2013-09-05 03:40:12 UTC] What [2013-09-05 03:40:20 UTC] Oh wait never mind. [2013-09-05 03:40:27 UTC] It was a PLAY 1 [2013-09-05 03:40:38 UTC] I thought this was a 2 card thing. [2013-09-05 03:40:39 UTC] Yeah. [2013-09-05 03:40:46 UTC] Mine is a bit different from CAH. You can have matching blanks [2013-09-05 03:40:53 UTC] Don't worry, it won't let you call it early [2013-09-05 03:41:02 UTC] and people with one in will be excluded [2013-09-05 03:41:28 UTC] Cool. [2013-09-05 03:42:22 UTC] Like a woman's disappointment [2013-09-05 03:42:24 UTC] Awesome [2013-09-05 03:42:58 UTC] Damn, Ancient Jones is cleaning up. [2013-09-05 03:43:19 UTC] I noticed [2013-09-05 03:43:24 UTC] All the good cards [2013-09-05 03:43:59 UTC] More blood 2nd place [2013-09-05 03:45:49 UTC] ha [2013-09-05 03:48:58 UTC] HAHAHEEEHEEHO [2013-09-05 03:49:06 UTC] EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE [2013-09-05 03:49:27 UTC] call? [2013-09-05 03:49:51 UTC] I usually give it ~35 secs [2013-09-05 03:51:30 UTC] OH. OK. [2013-09-05 03:51:45 UTC] Awwww japanese stuff [2013-09-05 03:53:32 UTC] fuck? [2013-09-05 03:53:32 UTC] Uh oh it broke [2013-09-05 03:53:34 UTC] wut [2013-09-05 03:53:41 UTC] BONUS ROUND [2013-09-05 03:53:54 UTC] Oh I can't even call it. [2013-09-05 03:53:56 UTC] MULTIBALL [2013-09-05 03:54:00 UTC] I'm not sure why this is happening [2013-09-05 03:54:10 UTC] Because you touch yourself at night? [2013-09-05 03:54:37 UTC] Did I brokeded it? [2013-09-05 03:55:05 UTC] I'm pretty sure it's just ashamed of us all. [2013-09-05 03:55:15 UTC] It's ashamed of Japanese stuff. [2013-09-05 03:55:28 UTC] Oops gotta go. [2013-09-05 03:55:45 UTC] Ahhh we ran out of black cards [2013-09-05 03:55:46 UTC] I reset it [2013-09-05 03:55:49 UTC] I thought I had a pretty good one but then I was like, nope, Japanese stuff. [2013-09-05 03:56:31 UTC] Click 3/3! [2013-09-05 03:56:50 UTC] For the sword in the stone one, I had "A screaming dog" and "A humiliated animal" and I couldn't use either. [2013-09-05 03:57:00 UTC] Or wait to 120 secs [2013-09-05 03:57:10 UTC] awwwww [2013-09-05 03:58:05 UTC] NOW I AM THE TSAR [2013-09-05 03:58:25 UTC] Did mellow leave a bunch of cards on the table? [2013-09-05 03:58:54 UTC] I gotta get rid of this card. [2013-09-05 03:58:59 UTC] (GASP) [2013-09-05 03:59:08 UTC] Black card or white card? [2013-09-05 03:59:55 UTC] Black [2013-09-05 04:00:02 UTC] Electric Boogaloo [2013-09-05 04:00:10 UTC] I'm reloading the cards... [2013-09-05 04:00:27 UTC] I thought "Evading Capture" was funny for that but it's another one with limited uses. [2013-09-05 04:00:42 UTC] You've ruined everything, SJ. [2013-09-05 04:00:45 UTC] I guess... it's just not working most of the time [2013-09-05 04:00:48 UTC] After first creating everything. [2013-09-05 04:00:51 UTC] Just wait!!! It'll abandon. [2013-09-05 04:00:54 UTC] Mellow left. [2013-09-05 04:00:55 UTC] I'm going to bail. This is dysfunctional. [2013-09-05 04:01:14 UTC] Vote pls? [2013-09-05 04:03:31 UTC] :{ [2013-09-05 04:03:44 UTC] No more NJ [2013-09-05 04:03:53 UTC] No more joy [2013-09-05 04:04:11 UTC] That's what I said [2013-09-05 04:04:28 UTC] Also that's a new white card [2013-09-05 04:04:45 UTC] Make it so. [2013-09-05 04:05:16 UTC] Done [2013-09-05 04:06:36 UTC] I made NJ play a card [2013-09-05 04:06:57 UTC] Don't do that! [2013-09-05 04:07:12 UTC] It turned out good though! [2013-09-05 04:07:39 UTC] Oh okay [2013-09-05 05:38:11 UTC] OH HAI [2013-09-05 05:38:49 UTC] PHONIX! [2013-09-05 06:16:51 UTC] oh hiiii [2013-09-05 06:17:23 UTC] i opened the sah thingy but it was just counting and i had no idea what to do so i left to go cry alone in a corner [2013-09-05 07:20:57 UTC] You shouldn't have [2013-09-05 07:42:50 UTC] Ancient Jones is out [2013-09-05 08:38:37 UTC] i have no cards [2013-09-05 08:38:44 UTC] I HAVE TO GO EAT [2013-09-05 08:40:53 UTC] I reshuffled [2013-09-05 20:35:24 UTC] BUTT SOUNDS [2013-09-05 20:50:25 UTC] We need more SAH players.