[2013-09-04 20:43:45 UTC] If you're logged in, come and try SuperJer Against Humanity: http://www.superjer.com/forum/sah [2013-09-04 21:02:08 UTC] I don't know what to even [2013-09-04 21:04:50 UTC] I just pressed random buttons, and it seemed to do something. I now have a chance to draw cards or call something. [2013-09-04 21:43:19 UTC] "Draw" scares me, because I don't know if it's for drawing cards or calling a draw. [2013-09-04 21:46:08 UTC] I'm hungry but I [2013-09-04 21:46:13 UTC] don't want to stand up [2013-09-04 21:47:15 UTC] I assume your chair has wheels. [2013-09-04 21:49:09 UTC] Not ones that go up stairs. [2013-09-04 21:49:49 UTC] That's a problem, indeed [2013-09-04 21:50:08 UTC] If I was in the neighbourhood, I wouldn't mind breaking into your house to get you something [2013-09-04 21:52:07 UTC] What are those spooky bars moving around on the cards? [2013-09-04 22:01:48 UTC] They are spooky bars [2013-09-04 22:02:02 UTC] And by that I mean they indicate the popularity of the card [2013-09-04 22:02:15 UTC] Or rather they WILL do that. [2013-09-04 22:02:33 UTC] Right now they indicate cosmic interference. [2013-09-04 22:03:19 UTC] Either you're kidding and I'm too dumb to understand it, or you made them actually indicate something completely unrelated [2013-09-04 22:03:42 UTC] Either way, I approve of it [2013-09-04 22:09:35 UTC] You're up buq, choose the winning card pls [2013-09-04 22:11:53 UTC] It only says it's just me and Aaron in [2013-09-04 22:12:17 UTC] Refreshing worked, sorry [2013-09-04 22:12:24 UTC] hmm a bug maybe? [2013-09-04 22:12:38 UTC] Oh wow a play 3 [2013-09-04 22:13:09 UTC] a buq maybe? huehuehue [2013-09-04 22:13:21 UTC] laaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwl [2013-09-04 22:13:49 UTC] I've got 3 cards in, what pressing butoon to activate? [2013-09-04 22:14:14 UTC] At least two players need to play [2013-09-04 22:14:29 UTC] I'll add a fake player... [2013-09-04 22:15:03 UTC] It's says we're 3 for me [2013-09-04 22:15:24 UTC] Or are you not counting the Czar as a player [2013-09-04 22:15:36 UTC] The Czar can't play cards [2013-09-04 22:15:50 UTC] I know the rules [2013-09-04 22:15:59 UTC] What I don't know is what you call things [2013-09-04 22:16:27 UTC] Hmm OK well sorry [2013-09-04 22:17:00 UTC] Don't worry, it seems like I have to refresh the browser after every action for it to count [2013-09-04 22:17:05 UTC] Or I've just timed it well [2013-09-04 22:17:20 UTC] What browser are you using? [2013-09-04 22:17:32 UTC] Aurora [2013-09-04 22:17:49 UTC] WTF is that? [2013-09-04 22:18:01 UTC] It's a beta build for firefox [2013-09-04 22:18:09 UTC] Triple card again! [2013-09-04 22:19:01 UTC] I had good cards for this one :(sadfaec:( [2013-09-04 22:20:10 UTC] It wasn't actually a triple card, I'm just a moron [2013-09-04 22:22:38 UTC] Yeah it was a trick [2013-09-04 22:22:49 UTC] That's a new "feature" we added [2013-09-04 22:22:57 UTC] For repeated white-card bits [2013-09-04 22:23:19 UTC] I think there's only the one real three-fer [2013-09-04 22:23:57 UTC] Wow I need to put the chat on the game page [2013-09-04 22:24:27 UTC] Yeah, was thinking that [2013-09-04 22:24:55 UTC] I would also like to have some "hover-text" so I could have known to click the draw button when I played for the first time [2013-09-04 22:25:13 UTC] Yeah that would be good [2013-09-04 22:25:38 UTC] This is a crappy black card [2013-09-04 22:25:45 UTC] Say goodbye to it [2013-09-04 22:26:03 UTC] The only one- first one? [2013-09-04 22:26:16 UTC] huh? [2013-09-04 22:26:42 UTC] Which black card was bad? [2013-09-04 22:28:53 UTC] "You didn't think you were the first on" or whatever [2013-09-04 22:28:58 UTC] the phrasing is bad [2013-09-04 22:29:12 UTC] All the white cards are nouns or noun phrases [2013-09-04 22:29:23 UTC] Ah, I was trying to point to that one with "The only one- first one" [2013-09-04 22:29:38 UTC] I'll pretend I understand what noun means or that I could bother google it [2013-09-04 22:30:00 UTC] Noun: person place or thing [2013-09-04 22:30:14 UTC] Or in this case, an action like "Being cool" [2013-09-04 22:31:13 UTC] Play a card! [2013-09-04 22:31:40 UTC] hush [2013-09-04 22:32:24 UTC] I got idle'd, how unidle? [2013-09-04 22:32:35 UTC] Just play a card [2013-09-04 22:33:14 UTC] It worked. It must be magic. [2013-09-04 22:33:49 UTC] Idle just means you didn't play last round [2013-09-04 22:34:01 UTC] So you're out of voting and won't be the Czar next [2013-09-04 22:34:48 UTC] Does the voting happen after 60 seconds? [2013-09-04 22:35:07 UTC] Or the Czar can click "Call it" earlier [2013-09-04 22:35:18 UTC] But only after 20 secs or if 2 players are in [2013-09-04 22:35:29 UTC] Okay [2013-09-04 22:35:37 UTC] nea [2013-09-04 22:35:39 UTC] Neat [2013-09-04 22:35:40 UTC] Niet [2013-09-04 22:36:06 UTC] The rules are pretty complex to avoid stalemates or early calls [2013-09-04 22:40:25 UTC] Another addition I'd like to see: If you're Czar, the white card area should be "covered up" with a warning about you being Czar [2013-09-04 22:40:40 UTC] I've tried too many times to add cards when I was supposed to be Czaring [2013-09-04 22:45:03 UTC] Good idea [2013-09-04 22:46:42 UTC] Also, does it randomize the location of the cards when the Czar chooses? It seems like you're always top left SJ, and you're the top person on the list on the right [2013-09-04 22:47:42 UTC] Nope, don't worry, I was just paranoid [2013-09-04 22:47:55 UTC] It should be alphabetical [2013-09-04 22:49:00 UTC] That was a bug before though [2013-09-04 22:49:01 UTC] Wouldn't that mean you could cheat and always vote for the same person? [2013-09-04 22:49:23 UTC] Well, yeah, but cheating in this game is pretty pointless [2013-09-04 22:49:49 UTC] Thou speaketh the truth [2013-09-04 22:50:43 UTC] Also, I think you are always #1, ComedyMaster was [2013-09-04 22:51:20 UTC] #2, when I voted for him [2013-09-04 22:53:11 UTC] Well, I'm leaving. Enjoy life, house walrus yes. [2013-09-04 22:54:34 UTC] Wait you're the Czar!! [2013-09-04 23:02:07 UTC] mister superjer ive added u on steam [2013-09-04 23:02:18 UTC] YAY! [2013-09-04 23:08:23 UTC] I don't want to be the czar I have the perfect card for this [2013-09-04 23:08:28 UTC] Call it! [2013-09-04 23:09:44 UTC] What was it? [2013-09-04 23:10:23 UTC] It was "tugging too hard" on the "assume it will explode" black card. [2013-09-04 23:10:31 UTC] nice [2013-09-04 23:11:41 UTC] Hmm should probably get back to work soon [2013-09-04 23:12:29 UTC] No no no superjer, the work day is nearly over [2013-09-04 23:12:48 UTC] Or yours is. [2013-09-04 23:12:53 UTC] Mine is nearly beginning [2013-09-04 23:14:48 UTC] Ah I see [2013-09-04 23:16:14 UTC] scv is getting some good ones [2013-09-04 23:17:50 UTC] Indeed [2013-09-04 23:19:40 UTC] Some of these are phrased so horribly that they cannot grammatically work most of the time. [2013-09-04 23:19:47 UTC] I know [2013-09-04 23:19:52 UTC] I'm going to fix [2013-09-04 23:26:53 UTC] I'm goign to be out after this czardom [2013-09-04 23:27:01 UTC] OK cool [2013-09-04 23:27:03 UTC] thanks for playing [2013-09-04 23:27:09 UTC] next time in person or skype I hope [2013-09-04 23:27:23 UTC] call it? [2013-09-04 23:27:48 UTC] Done