[2012-05-17 00:45:23 UTC] yay im starting to like zynga poker [2012-05-17 00:45:38 UTC] i ran into a bunch of donkeys and started with 5k chips and ended up with 120k yay [2012-05-17 00:45:53 UTC] time to celebrate not with apator, but with the WORST cover i ever heard [2012-05-17 00:46:15 UTC] [vid]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wyJPJJiPxp8&feature=plcp[/vid] [2012-05-17 09:11:05 UTC] I know you guys have been posting a lot of metal [2012-05-17 09:11:16 UTC] Was any of it from the band "Marduk"? [2012-05-17 09:11:31 UTC] Turns out, I know their lead singer's brother! [2012-05-17 09:11:34 UTC] Strange. [2012-05-17 09:38:21 UTC] Shiet [2012-05-17 09:38:33 UTC] I'd rather know Mortuus though :/ [2012-05-17 19:19:46 UTC] we haven't been posting metal [2012-05-17 19:19:50 UTC] WE'VE BEEN POSTING APATOR [2012-05-17 19:20:15 UTC] [vid]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLlcSGsaSDY[/vid] [2012-05-17 19:37:44 UTC] Your assigned title should be "Apator fan" [2012-05-17 19:37:49 UTC] yeah [2012-05-17 19:48:05 UTC] WE HAVEN'T BEEN POSTING APATOR [2012-05-17 19:48:10 UTC] YOU HAVE BEEN POSTING APATOR [2012-05-17 19:48:24 UTC] [vid]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xgi0IpZTvYo[/vid] [2012-05-17 21:01:44 UTC] i feel really ashamed [2012-05-17 21:01:57 UTC] i was on omegle and made quite possibly the worst joke of all time [2012-05-17 21:02:08 UTC] not going to tell you it , cause it sucks, but still [2012-05-17 21:02:20 UTC] this makes me crave APATOR [2012-05-17 21:02:39 UTC] [vid]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLlcSGsaSDY[/vid] [2012-05-17 21:49:04 UTC] nah "Rocket Man" isn't right [2012-05-17 21:49:08 UTC] but "Apator Man" [2012-05-17 22:02:12 UTC] dont you just LOVE it when you call a big raise with 7 2 just for the lulz and flop trip 7's? [2012-05-17 22:02:16 UTC] this is time for more apator [2012-05-17 22:02:35 UTC] [vid]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLlcSGsaSDY[/vid] [2012-05-17 22:08:11 UTC] yo,is ps3 multiplayer free? [2012-05-17 22:08:20 UTC] like,i only have to buy the games and make a PSN account? [2012-05-17 22:09:38 UTC] for some reason no one answers to this question [2012-05-17 22:09:44 UTC] it's been like an hour [2012-05-17 22:09:50 UTC] fuckin whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat [2012-05-17 22:10:03 UTC] google is NOT my friend [2012-05-17 22:10:06 UTC] i didn't find shiet [2012-05-17 22:14:38 UTC] who plays on consoles [2012-05-17 22:14:39 UTC] lol [2012-05-17 22:16:39 UTC] i rarely do on ma xbawx 360 [2012-05-17 22:16:46 UTC] i got everything pirated though [2012-05-17 22:16:51 UTC] i feel guilty [2012-05-17 22:17:29 UTC] but i mostly do for the exclusives [2012-05-17 22:17:40 UTC] paying every goddamn month to play multiplayer?no thanks [2012-05-17 22:18:36 UTC] then why are you like checking for it [2012-05-17 22:18:38 UTC] fail DUDE [2012-05-17 22:18:50 UTC] wha.. [2012-05-17 22:18:53 UTC] psn is free [2012-05-17 22:18:58 UTC] but u gotta pay for da gamez [2012-05-17 22:19:12 UTC] oh [2012-05-17 22:19:13 UTC] well fuck that anyway [2012-05-17 22:19:18 UTC] console games are expensive [2012-05-17 22:19:21 UTC] torrent you fuckhead [2012-05-17 22:19:36 UTC] >implying you can torrent ps3 games [2012-05-17 22:19:41 UTC] i don't wanna pay for another console just to pirate 5 or 10 game [2012-05-17 22:19:42 UTC] talking about pc games [2012-05-17 22:19:43 UTC] FUCKHEAD [2012-05-17 22:19:48 UTC] so dunno [2012-05-17 22:19:57 UTC] APATOR [2012-05-17 22:20:00 UTC] what [2012-05-17 22:20:17 UTC] RULES [2012-05-17 22:20:18 UTC] some games cant be played on teh internet without paying [2012-05-17 22:20:23 UTC] JESUS CHRIST - SON OF GOD- LSD [2012-05-17 22:20:25 UTC] BEST LYRICS EVER [2012-05-17 22:20:27 UTC] lmao [2012-05-17 22:20:28 UTC] You can't pirate games for the PS3... you used to be able to install linux on a PS3 and do it that way, but not anymore [2012-05-17 22:20:38 UTC] i read that as "son of dog" [2012-05-17 22:20:51 UTC] well thanks for da info [2012-05-17 22:20:52 UTC] yeah, you greeks have a tendency to do that [2012-05-17 22:21:09 UTC] lol stfu dog cunt [2012-05-17 22:21:34 UTC] STFU U GOD TNUC [2012-05-17 22:21:43 UTC] GOD TUNIC? [2012-05-17 22:21:48 UTC] anyway so the lame joke i made in omegle was [2012-05-17 22:21:55 UTC] some guy said he was m22 [2012-05-17 22:21:56 UTC] so i said [2012-05-17 22:22:00 UTC] i work for the mi6 [2012-05-17 22:22:01 UTC] lolwat [2012-05-17 22:22:15 UTC] what in the fuck is mi6 [2012-05-17 22:22:21 UTC] WHAT U DONTK NOW? [2012-05-17 22:22:32 UTC] na [2012-05-17 22:22:42 UTC] its the british cia [2012-05-17 22:23:13 UTC] [img]http://i3.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/000/346/969638-cool_story__bro_super.jpg[/img] [2012-05-17 22:23:28 UTC] no really [2012-05-17 22:23:29 UTC] cool storry [2012-05-17 22:23:37 UTC] they dont teach you that im greek school or what [2012-05-17 22:24:14 UTC] y i no understand? [2012-05-17 22:24:26 UTC] cuz u dumb [2012-05-17 22:24:36 UTC] like all greeks [2012-05-17 22:24:52 UTC] amirite? [2012-05-17 22:25:05 UTC] ANSWER [2012-05-17 22:25:27 UTC] we ain't dumb [2012-05-17 22:25:32 UTC] the goverment wants us to be though [2012-05-17 22:25:33 UTC] :) [2012-05-17 22:25:39 UTC] [vid]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLlcSGsaSDY[/vid] [2012-05-17 22:26:05 UTC] <3 [2012-05-17 22:26:29 UTC] apator changed my life [2012-05-17 22:26:35 UTC] i bet all the views are from you [2012-05-17 22:26:50 UTC] before that i used to follow "mainstream religion" and "american capitalism" [2012-05-17 22:27:07 UTC] MASTURBATE IN PRAISE OF BLACK SATAN [2012-05-17 22:27:08 UTC] now i realize how to follow the true way of mao and his teachings [2012-05-17 22:27:10 UTC] btw [2012-05-17 22:27:13 UTC] is satan black? [2012-05-17 22:27:16 UTC] yes [2012-05-17 22:27:20 UTC] black is the color of evil [2012-05-17 22:27:22 UTC] or is this nigga version of satan [2012-05-17 22:27:25 UTC] oh [2012-05-17 22:27:31 UTC] therefore all black people are evil [2012-05-17 22:27:35 UTC] :O [2012-05-17 22:27:39 UTC] holy shit [2012-05-17 22:27:42 UTC] i learned something today [2012-05-17 22:27:47 UTC] thank you SRAW [2012-05-17 22:27:50 UTC] thank you APATOR [2012-05-17 22:27:56 UTC] god bless you both [2012-05-17 22:28:00 UTC] what [2012-05-17 22:28:05 UTC] satan blesses us [2012-05-17 22:28:13 UTC] oh right sry [2012-05-17 22:28:18 UTC] i am merely a servant to show you the light of the darkness [2012-05-17 22:28:29 UTC] please educate me [2012-05-17 22:28:35 UTC] i thirst for knowledge [2012-05-17 22:28:51 UTC] i just did [2012-05-17 22:28:58 UTC] fuck [2012-05-17 22:29:00 UTC] omg [2012-05-17 22:29:03 UTC] gayass zynga poker [2012-05-17 22:29:20 UTC] the board pairs on the river and he wins [2012-05-17 22:29:21 UTC] FUCK THAT GAME [2012-05-17 22:29:27 UTC] im going all in every hand [2012-05-17 22:29:38 UTC] i feel ya [2012-05-17 22:29:49 UTC] apator has failed me [2012-05-17 22:30:03 UTC] :( [2012-05-17 22:30:08 UTC] how dare you say that [2012-05-17 22:30:18 UTC] i shall now listen to the unrivelled masterpiece that is doomthrone [2012-05-17 22:30:21 UTC] [vid]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dkqq54XADbo[/vid] [2012-05-17 22:31:11 UTC] My ears are ejaculating. [2012-05-17 22:31:28 UTC] its incredibly complex [2012-05-17 22:31:35 UTC] listen to the incredible double bass drumming [2012-05-17 22:32:14 UTC] the vocalist has an incredible range, and the guitarist makes john petrucci look like justin bieber [2012-05-17 22:32:16 UTC] WAT [2012-05-17 22:32:29 UTC] [size=11111]MASTURBATE IN PRAISE OF BLACK SATAN[/size] [2012-05-17 22:32:55 UTC] is this done with bbcode [2012-05-17 22:33:10 UTC] [size=15]yo[/size] [2012-05-17 22:33:13 UTC] eh [2012-05-17 22:33:16 UTC] no [2012-05-17 22:33:22 UTC] the power of satan does it [2012-05-17 22:33:26 UTC] he is the all mighty one [2012-05-17 22:33:33 UTC] [font size=15]salkmas[/font] [2012-05-17 22:33:34 UTC] if you receive him into your hearts [2012-05-17 22:33:40 UTC] all kind of incredible things happen [2012-05-17 22:33:55 UTC] RECEIVE SATAN [2012-05-17 22:33:58 UTC] AND RAPE THE BLOODIED CHRIST [2012-05-17 22:34:10 UTC] [size=33333][b]RAPOR SATAN[/size][/b] [2012-05-17 22:34:11 UTC] test [2012-05-17 22:34:20 UTC] dafuq :| [2012-05-17 22:34:33 UTC] [size=1111111]RECIEVE SATAN INTO YOUR HEARTS, AND YOU SHALL LEARN THE WAY[/size] [2012-05-17 22:35:41 UTC] [size=3333333]RAPE THE VIRGIN MARY AND SATAN WILL SHOW YOU THE WAY INTO A BETTER AFTERLIFE[/size] [2012-05-17 22:35:44 UTC] [quote=SRAW;1360]Did you say Apator?[/quote] [2012-05-17 22:35:51 UTC] yes [2012-05-17 22:35:59 UTC] ok [2012-05-17 22:36:13 UTC] hmm [2012-05-17 22:36:19 UTC] i found a live performance of apator [2012-05-17 22:36:20 UTC] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L678Gh-_y_0 [2012-05-17 22:37:04 UTC] incredible [2012-05-17 22:37:14 UTC] the crowd must have been moved and touched in their hearts [2012-05-17 22:37:49 UTC] [size=15]Holy shit[/size] [2012-05-17 22:37:58 UTC] best live performance ever [2012-05-17 22:38:01 UTC] so intense [2012-05-17 22:38:07 UTC] fuck i wish i was there [2012-05-17 22:38:17 UTC] satan please give me the power to TELEPORT [2012-05-17 22:38:34 UTC] sorry, but he only gives it to true believers [2012-05-17 22:38:42 UTC] fuck off [2012-05-17 22:38:46 UTC] For it has been granted to you, that for your sake you should not only believe, but suffer. It's granted to you, it's given to you, it's a gift to you with a big bow that you will suffer. [2012-05-17 22:38:57 UTC] APATOR [2012-05-17 22:41:54 UTC] how can they compose such masterpieces [2012-05-17 22:41:54 UTC] here's them in person [2012-05-17 22:41:55 UTC] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsJpOEQaDI0&feature=channel [2012-05-17 22:41:57 UTC] like [2012-05-17 22:42:00 UTC] it's unreal [2012-05-17 22:42:04 UTC] i know [2012-05-17 22:42:12 UTC] they must have had help from satan himself [2012-05-17 22:42:19 UTC] i believe that apator is the messenger to satan [2012-05-17 22:42:23 UTC] sent to save us from our sins [2012-05-17 22:43:03 UTC] could be it [2012-05-17 22:43:11 UTC] IT IS [2012-05-17 22:43:15 UTC] apator himself must think so [2012-05-17 22:43:57 UTC] outcast, i have to go and sacrifice some chickens [2012-05-17 22:43:59 UTC] but in the mean time [2012-05-17 22:44:03 UTC] think about what i have said [2012-05-17 22:44:13 UTC] Thy will be done [2012-05-17 23:14:09 UTC] i jelly rb [2012-05-17 23:14:14 UTC] y* [2012-05-17 23:14:17 UTC] u* [2012-05-17 23:14:19 UTC] fuckin typos [2012-05-17 23:17:38 UTC] lol apator sucks [2012-05-17 23:19:23 UTC] apator teached me how to deal with trolls [2012-05-17 23:19:29 UTC] DONT FEED THEM [2012-05-17 23:19:43 UTC] apator rules \m/ [2012-05-17 23:19:47 UTC] keep thinking that dude lol [2012-05-17 23:20:07 UTC] im already possessed [2012-05-17 23:20:10 UTC] fuck yea [2012-05-17 23:20:47 UTC] yeah i found out what apator means [2012-05-17 23:20:51 UTC] [vid]http://wordandimage.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/lolcat-attack.png[/vid] [2012-05-17 23:20:52 UTC] oops [2012-05-17 23:20:55 UTC] [img]http://wordandimage.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/lolcat-attack.png[/img] [2012-05-17 23:24:25 UTC] i'll go masturbate in praise of black satan [2012-05-17 23:24:29 UTC] but before that [2012-05-17 23:24:36 UTC] i'll go take a shit in praise of brown satan