[2012-03-24 00:44:26 UTC]	<phoenix_r>	You know the difference between a picture of Jesus and the actual Jesus?
[2012-03-24 00:44:35 UTC]	<phoenix_r>	It only took one nail to hang the picture!
[2012-03-24 00:46:05 UTC]	<phoenix_r>	†
[2012-03-24 00:46:09 UTC]	<phoenix_r>	oOoOo
[2012-03-24 00:46:17 UTC]	<phoenix_r>	You know why the ladies love Jesus?
[2012-03-24 00:46:23 UTC]	<phoenix_r>	Because he's hung like this: †
[2012-03-24 00:47:16 UTC]	<phoenix_r>	Knock Knock!
[2012-03-24 00:47:22 UTC]	<phoenix_r>	...who's there?
[2012-03-24 00:47:25 UTC]	<phoenix_r>	Jesus!
[2012-03-24 00:47:31 UTC]	<phoenix_r>	...Jesus who?
[2012-03-24 00:47:46 UTC]	<phoenix_r>	Jesus who died for your sins you fucking heathen! REPENT! REPENT!
[2012-03-24 00:48:23 UTC]	<phoenix_r>	I just made that last one up, if you couldn't tell
[2012-03-24 00:52:14 UTC]	<aaronjer>	I don't understand the concept of original thought.
[2012-03-24 00:52:21 UTC]	<aaronjer>	Your words are wasted on me.
[2012-03-24 00:52:36 UTC]	<phoenix_r>	that's fine, it's 2012, aggregation is the new original content anyways
[2012-03-24 00:52:50 UTC]	<phoenix_r>	oh, wait, that was another original thought
[2012-03-24 00:53:03 UTC]	<phoenix_r>	it's like I'm just hitting the space bar a bunch and then hitting enter, isn't it?
[2012-03-24 00:53:05 UTC]	<phoenix_r>	††††††††††††††††††
[2012-03-24 00:53:35 UTC]	<phoenix_r>	if I wasn't supercrunked right now I'd suggest carlitos
[2012-03-24 00:53:43 UTC]	<phoenix_r>	but i probably shouldnt drive for another hour or two
[2012-03-24 00:53:50 UTC]	<phoenix_r>	after i actually stop drinking, that is
[2012-03-24 01:22:12 UTC]	<aaronjer>	I too have various thoughts on subjects.
[2012-03-24 03:47:25 UTC]	<phoenix_r>	hey, do you have the capacity to scan that picture of us in cj's parking lot?
[2012-03-24 17:30:22 UTC]	<Down Rodeo>	You are a hero