[2012-01-23 01:12:36 UTC] Yes, I do. Animals are incapable of saying no and it's cruel. People are meant to fuck people. There's not a whole lot else to it. [2012-01-23 01:27:44 UTC] Animals are also incapable of saying yes... that doesn't mean they can't choose. Trust me... try and have sex with an animal... I guarantee you if it doesn't like it, you're not gonna have your dick attached to you for much longer xD [2012-01-23 01:30:59 UTC] I can [i]almost[/i] see where you could have a point of view like that with male-human on female-animal cases... but what about female humans that have sex with animals? That's 100% the animals choice, I don't see how that can be cruel. And if male animals will willingly have sex with humans, on their own, who's to say that female animals don't want to engage in sexual activities as well? [2012-01-23 02:20:32 UTC] See a therapist. [2012-01-23 02:20:53 UTC] And quite possibly a doctor, too. [2012-01-23 02:43:06 UTC] Lol... give me a legitimate reason why I should be against bestiality, and I'll change my mind. [2012-01-23 02:44:24 UTC] I find it kind of funny that you scold people for following a religion with no facts supporting said religion, yet when it comes to this you follow the crowd just as blindly. [2012-01-23 05:28:45 UTC] OK [2012-01-23 05:28:58 UTC] Religion: I ask for evidence where none exists [2012-01-23 05:29:23 UTC] Putting my penis inside a cow, or a dog, or a small duck: show me the evidence that this is a good thing [2012-01-23 05:29:25 UTC] And not weird [2012-01-23 05:29:31 UTC] It is certainly not normal [2012-01-23 05:46:45 UTC] Well, it doesn't actually cause a problem if somebody has sex with an animal. There's no negative consequence other than the negative stigma attached. But that alone is enough reason not to do it. Making sculptures out of your own feces and displaying them publicly also isn't 'technically' wrong, but that doesn't mean you shouldn't do it. [2012-01-23 05:47:09 UTC] Or... should. [2012-01-23 05:47:10 UTC] Whatever. [2012-01-23 05:47:14 UTC] Things are bad. [2012-01-23 05:47:15 UTC] And stuff. [2012-01-23 05:47:48 UTC] It seems to me like wanting to have sex with an animal would be a symptom to something being VERY wrong with you, and you might want to find out what it is. [2012-01-23 05:48:17 UTC] Yes, Aaronjer has a point. We're not normally attracted to nonhuman thingies. [2012-01-23 05:48:38 UTC] It's been a damned long time since I was on SJ chat with you. I'd been so good at getting to bed! [2012-01-23 05:49:04 UTC] Whenever I am awake is the correct time to be awake. [2012-01-23 05:49:13 UTC] So you're doing well now, and were failing before. [2012-01-23 05:49:29 UTC] I know! Because being even slightly closer to you, is the best. [2012-01-23 05:49:36 UTC] Superfluous commas are also good. [2012-01-23 05:50:38 UTC] , , ,, , I prefer commas that exist outside of the sentence structure. ,, , , , , , ,, [2012-01-23 05:51:41 UTC] It wasn't really superfluous anyway. It flows well like that even if the English professor would scold and/or scald you. Having a pause there for dramatic effect can't be written otherwise. [2012-01-23 05:52:00 UTC] An ellipsis would be too awkward. [2012-01-23 05:52:36 UTC] Or would it be a Scottish professor in your case? [2012-01-23 05:52:50 UTC] Yes. It's pretty much there for stage directions only [2012-01-23 05:53:20 UTC] Eh. Enough professors and the like swap borders and things. [2012-01-23 05:54:01 UTC] But would it ever be an Irish professor? [2012-01-23 05:54:04 UTC] My parents did Lit degrees but that was a while ago, I have no idea what things are like in the arts now. I assume there'll be all sorts of people in, at least, that is the way it is for my department [2012-01-23 05:54:22 UTC] You know, they might have had an Irish guy [2012-01-23 05:54:27 UTC] I'll ask, some other time [2012-01-23 05:55:28 UTC] I'm about to go on a date with an Irish girl, as a matter of fact. I haven't really dated in about 5 years. I WONDER IF I STILL HAVE THE MOVES. [2012-01-23 05:55:44 UTC] Actually I don't need moves. She like Bruce Campbell and Mario Kart so we'll get along fine. [2012-01-23 05:56:33 UTC] Either she likes Bruce Campbell or is like Bruce Campbell [2012-01-23 05:56:42 UTC] Yes. [2012-01-23 05:56:44 UTC] I think you're onto a winner [2012-01-23 05:56:51 UTC] Without the manly chin. [2012-01-23 05:57:07 UTC] Sure, sure. That's a given right? [2012-01-23 05:57:59 UTC] There are more than a few Irish students who come to Scotland to study. My sister lives with an Irish lass [2012-01-23 05:58:25 UTC] It's weird. For the first time in my life the thought of going on a date is actually making me anxious and fluttery. I think it's just that I really didn't like all the other girls I dated so I didn't think twice about it. [2012-01-23 05:59:25 UTC] I think I'll cough up a bunch of fake butterflies as soon as I see her. And be all, "YOU DID THIS TO ME! YOU!!!" [2012-01-23 06:00:02 UTC] Why do I vomit butterflies [2012-01-23 06:00:04 UTC] when you are near [2012-01-23 06:00:09 UTC] Nah, it doesn't fit [2012-01-23 06:01:43 UTC] Besides, provided you look like that MySpace photo, you'd pull me, and if getting assent from a random on the internet with standards looser than a cat's morality doesn't buck you up I don't know what will. [2012-01-23 06:03:30 UTC] Well, she seems to appreciate intelligence more than anything... so I won't automatically impress her just by being the second hottest guy on Earth. [2012-01-23 06:03:31 UTC] Line of coke? [2012-01-23 06:04:14 UTC] Cocaine probably won't help then. Mentats! SORTED [2012-01-23 06:04:34 UTC] By the by, it's 6 am, hence my fairly rotten chat [2012-01-23 06:06:46 UTC] I sure hope she's not full of lies, though. She's confident she can kick my ass at Mario Kart, and if it turns out she's nothing but a scrub I may have to dump her ass. [2012-01-23 06:07:17 UTC] That would truly be unfortunate [2012-01-23 06:07:24 UTC] What flavour of mario kart? [2012-01-23 06:08:31 UTC] I don't really care. They're all fun. [2012-01-23 06:08:42 UTC] This is true. [2012-01-23 06:09:10 UTC] Mario Kart 64 is still pretty brutal. Makes me sad, sometimes, and all those memories of rainbow road [2012-01-23 06:10:04 UTC] The funny thing is the reason why we both really want to go out with each other is that we both kept making weird references to things and we both always got it. It became kind of a game. She'd be all: "There are four lights. Not five. Four." and then I'd be all "FUCKING CARDASSIANS!" It was magical. So I don't care which Mario Kart it is! I DON'T EVEN CARE. [2012-01-23 06:10:24 UTC] Awww :) [2012-01-23 06:14:14 UTC] I mean, I thought I was the only in-shape good looking nerd and then she comes along being as much of a nerd and looking slightly more attractive than me and now I'm all flutter and my sentences are getting awkwardly long but it's a good kind of problem to have so just deal with it. [2012-01-23 06:15:20 UTC] And yes, I just said everyone I know is ugly and out of shape. [2012-01-23 06:19:35 UTC] *raises hand* [2012-01-23 06:19:52 UTC] And yes, as problems go, there are worse [2012-01-23 06:51:41 UTC] I can't think of anything that could be worse. [2012-01-23 16:10:32 UTC] I'm out of shape but I'm not ugly; in fact I like to think my pudge is part of my charm. [2012-01-23 16:10:55 UTC] Then again as you guys know from the stairmaster what I lack in ugly I more than make up for in out of shape. [2012-01-23 17:22:00 UTC] You kept having to take "fat breaks." [2012-01-23 17:22:06 UTC] And you called them "fat breaks." [2012-01-23 17:22:17 UTC] I'm pretty sure it was "fat" and not "phat." [2012-01-23 18:09:41 UTC] a little column A, a little column Bootylicious [2012-01-23 19:02:16 UTC] hey rb, when you get online: [2012-01-23 19:02:18 UTC] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1X2yk1lVTr4&feature=plcp [2012-01-23 19:04:26 UTC] I was wondering when some1 would call out plentakill [2012-01-23 23:28:38 UTC] AaronJer! [2012-01-23 23:28:41 UTC] How was your date? [2012-01-23 23:28:44 UTC] In fact [2012-01-23 23:29:23 UTC] This must be the morning after, right? I'm not the best person to ask about sleep patterns right now, I went to bed at 7 [2012-01-23 23:59:52 UTC] Just watched your stupid LoL video, and it proves that LoL is the worst of all the dota clones