[2011-11-18 00:53:32 UTC] Damn... 35,000 people on the Brooklyn bridge right now. I'm starting to regain faith in humanity. [2011-11-18 01:08:07 UTC] Canadians need to die. It is the will of the universe. [2011-11-18 02:01:31 UTC] But if Canadians need to die.... [2011-11-18 02:01:37 UTC] HOW WILL WE KEEP COMMIE SAFE? [2011-11-18 02:28:38 UTC] And where will we get beer!? [2011-11-18 02:48:43 UTC] And where will we get bears!? [2011-11-18 02:54:37 UTC] And where will we get bitches!? [2011-11-18 04:38:05 UTC] And where will we get bees?! [2011-11-18 04:41:56 UTC] And where will we get bees knees!? [2011-11-18 05:45:18 UTC] And where will we get Chinese food? [2011-11-18 06:28:19 UTC] From China. [2011-11-18 06:45:39 UTC] China doesn't have good Chinese food! [2011-11-18 18:33:24 UTC] Who will we sell our plentiful dairy products to?! [2011-11-18 18:49:01 UTC] The Walruses?