[2011-01-28 00:31:15 UTC]	<Down Rodeo>	Oh my God, my laptop is breaking!
[2011-01-28 00:31:25 UTC]	<Down Rodeo>	E'en as I type!
[2011-01-28 00:43:52 UTC]	<NatureJay>	Oh no, the v key is already compromised!