[2010-11-10 00:59:07 UTC] Drunk girls doing cartwheels down my hallway. [2010-11-10 00:59:09 UTC] Fun stuff. [2010-11-10 01:18:29 UTC] Go out and chat! [2010-11-10 01:18:41 UTC] Or find some kind of excuse o something. [2010-11-10 01:19:12 UTC] "Excuse me Ma'am, but I think your nipple might be showing." [2010-11-10 01:19:14 UTC] Like that? [2010-11-10 01:27:11 UTC] That's [2010-11-10 01:27:19 UTC] That would be a poor choice, even if it was. [2010-11-10 01:27:34 UTC] Actually, having ruminated on the matter, find lots of alcohol yourself. [2010-11-10 01:27:52 UTC] Get comfortably buzzed, we're talking about your actions getting slightly away from you. [2010-11-10 01:28:10 UTC] Find some unawkward opener and haway we go. [2010-11-10 01:28:21 UTC] Don't go too far likes. [2010-11-10 01:29:21 UTC] I was on a night out where I told someone I hadn't seen for three years that she had quite average sized breasts, actually, which at the time sounded like a compliment. [2010-11-10 01:29:32 UTC] She was complaining that hers were small. [2010-11-10 01:37:57 UTC] tldr, did you get laid? [2010-11-10 03:43:14 UTC] http://funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/1186235/B+AAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW/ [2010-11-10 09:00:44 UTC] in short - oh HELL no, but i wasn't expecting it. [2010-11-10 23:24:19 UTC] www.ideone.com is well cool, ta for link :) [2010-11-10 23:26:56 UTC] superjer does your company do web hosting? [2010-11-10 23:27:29 UTC] Only for our own stuff.