[2010-05-04 03:33:50 UTC] is that sopost to make us feel bad? [2010-05-04 04:00:55 UTC] sophism(modern) does make me feel bad...sophism(archaic) is what I aspire too. also, release the kraken. [2010-05-04 04:27:41 UTC] Fine, I'll get crackin'.... [2010-05-04 04:28:32 UTC] Mmmm, crack..... [2010-05-04 04:29:35 UTC] This Chicken Tikka Masala is so good I could just die. [2010-05-04 04:29:39 UTC] In fact, I think I will! [2010-05-04 04:29:45 UTC] Peace out, bitches, see you in hell! [2010-05-04 04:31:13 UTC] I had the Butter Chicken earlier. [2010-05-04 04:31:23 UTC] It was rich and moderately tastey. [2010-05-04 04:31:51 UTC] Rich as in expensive, or rich as in thick and oozey? [2010-05-04 04:32:03 UTC] I enjoy ooze chicken. [2010-05-04 04:32:35 UTC] But only if it's of no reasonable price. [2010-05-04 04:33:19 UTC] It was fairly expensive, which is unavoidable, and rich as in thick and presumably fattening. [2010-05-04 04:33:54 UTC] They gave me like two-thirds the normal amount of rice and split the difference by giving me more butter chicken, and making it more buttery and more chickeny. [2010-05-04 04:34:14 UTC] Well that's just the last thing you need. You could stand to lose fifty pounds. I'd like to see negative EnJay. Maybe it would produce anti-matter... [2010-05-04 04:34:23 UTC] It was gratuitous. I feasted like a god and then sat languidly for ten minutes before resuming my paper. [2010-05-04 04:34:49 UTC] I probably have anti-matter in one of my coat pockets. [2010-05-04 04:34:58 UTC] We all know that I'm probably telling the truth. [2010-05-04 04:35:01 UTC] Those were the correct words for that sentence. My pride swells like a maddened ocean. [2010-05-04 04:35:16 UTC] My pride for you, I mean. [2010-05-04 04:35:26 UTC] This sentence: It was gratuitous. I feasted like a god and then sat languidly for ten minutes before resuming my paper. [2010-05-04 04:35:31 UTC] If there was confusion. [2010-05-04 04:35:49 UTC] I figured it was that sentence. It was the right sentence to type. [2010-05-04 04:35:53 UTC] Do Gods feast? [2010-05-04 04:36:04 UTC] I mean, I don't think they need to. [2010-05-04 04:36:10 UTC] That ambrosia ain't gonna eat itself. [2010-05-04 04:36:52 UTC] But, I mean, they refer to it as "the food of the gods" because you BECOME a god if you eat it. Does anyone ever mention a god actually stuffing ambrosia down their craw? [2010-05-04 04:37:24 UTC] I'm sure it's happened. [2010-05-04 04:37:47 UTC] It was probably dionysus. He's such a fatty. [2010-05-04 04:38:01 UTC] They seem ot have dinner parties, but all I seem to remember right now is Demeter chewing on Pelops' shoulder because she was distracted. [2010-05-04 04:38:24 UTC] I can't help this doubling, I swear. I'm trying to double down but it's not working. [2010-05-04 04:38:35 UTC] Was it a playful bite or like a animal gnawing on a bone? [2010-05-04 04:39:27 UTC] This was immediately after Hades had stolen away Persephone, so it was mostly an absentminded, grief-induced thing [2010-05-04 04:40:14 UTC] Like all women, she was trying to eat away her depression and it only led to trouble. And cannibalism. Maybe. I don't know. [2010-05-04 04:40:56 UTC] So... Hades stole Persephone away for the sole gnawing rights of her shoulder, and Demeter was so upset she just started chowing down on any old shoulder, to fill the void left by the absence of Persephone skin flakes? [2010-05-04 04:42:19 UTC] No, you see, this was when Tantalus decided he was going to chop Pelops up and feed him to the gods because he was a dick. [2010-05-04 04:42:24 UTC] It all forms a kind of weird chronology. [2010-05-04 04:43:10 UTC] Oooogh... my depraved act of blatany is catching up to me. I should've left some for later. Now I feel cold. :( [2010-05-04 04:44:00 UTC] Blatany! [2010-05-04 04:44:08 UTC] I don't feel cold. I feel sticky. Fucking humidity. [2010-05-04 04:44:30 UTC] That's what you get for crossing over this mighty country of ours. [2010-05-04 04:44:49 UTC] You're in the sweaty buttcrack of America! [2010-05-04 04:45:08 UTC] I hope to only do it like four more times and then swear off it for a while. [2010-05-04 04:45:40 UTC] But if you do it four more times the end result will leave you in New York! I don't like that end result one bit! [2010-05-04 04:46:41 UTC] I think I meant roundtrips, but that also poses the problem of where exactly I'm rounding to. [2010-05-04 04:47:32 UTC] Roundtrips or not, if you start in New York and make an even number of trips too and from New York you will end in New York. [2010-05-04 04:47:50 UTC] That was the wrong to/too. I feel stupid [2010-05-04 04:47:58 UTC] Anyway, the point is I'm back from a week and a half from now to July, then from mid-August to Labor Day, then I return in time for the Turkening, and Giftmas, and then I'm free for a few months before I fly back to graduate. [2010-05-04 04:49:05 UTC] Assuming you aren't killed by the Dahaka for bending time and ending somewhere you didn't start when taking a round trip. [2010-05-04 04:49:44 UTC] If I haven't died yet then I'm pretty sure I never will. [2010-05-04 04:50:30 UTC] it makes me cry that i made you cry [2010-05-04 04:50:36 UTC] Well, the humidity will prevent the Dahaka from assaulting you, as it cannot touch water... but once you get all temporally dubious and wind up here when you shouldn't... you're going to have a short day. [2010-05-04 04:51:00 UTC] I cried one time, and then I threw up! Crying makes me throw up, it's weird. [2010-05-04 04:51:17 UTC] I could see that being akward...and sexy.. [2010-05-04 04:51:23 UTC] replicating pods! [2010-05-04 04:52:14 UTC] Your only chance now is to kill the Dahaka and take it's place as the guardian of the timeline,. [2010-05-04 04:52:53 UTC] It shouldn't be too hard... you can beat him with a squirt gun. [2010-05-04 04:53:47 UTC] are we talking the PoP Dahaka or the Persian Dragon King Dahaka, 'he who has 10000 horses'? [2010-05-04 04:54:23 UTC] Obviously the PoP Dahaka, as the Persian Dragon King has nothing whatsoever to do with this. [2010-05-04 04:54:48 UTC] AZI DAHAKA HAS EVERYTHING TO DO WITH EVERYTHING [2010-05-04 04:55:36 UTC] if you want to take this outside, my gmail address, all one word, is written on the blades of hitler youth knives [2010-05-04 04:55:48 UTC] That is true only to the extent that no matter where you are, you can always see or hear one of his horses. [2010-05-04 04:57:21 UTC] also, about sundayfail, when next are you available for carlitojams? lets make our plans more like mafia cobblers, less like the persian Dahaka [2010-05-04 04:57:22 UTC] Particularly if it's New Year's Day, I have found. [2010-05-04 04:57:57 UTC] Mafia Cobbler? I don't think I want to eat that. Chances are slim that it isn't made of dead people. [2010-05-04 04:58:24 UTC] DELICIOUS [2010-05-04 04:58:40 UTC] There are so many of us and so few are saying anything important but several times. [2010-05-04 04:58:41 UTC] Hmm... this weekend I'm going to be running around in the woods in the middle of the night with a gun and zombie make-up... so that's out... [2010-05-04 04:59:06 UTC] omg [2010-05-04 04:59:11 UTC] stupid girlfriend and her stupid birthday [2010-05-04 04:59:14 UTC] i want to come [2010-05-04 04:59:48 UTC] What? Why would I have a girlfriend birthday in the woods? I don't even have a girlfriend! [2010-05-04 05:00:15 UTC] i have a girlfriend birthday and therefore cannot invite myself to your zombiefest [2010-05-04 05:00:30 UTC] CUZ ID DO IT [2010-05-04 05:00:57 UTC] GaryJer and I are going to get into a tent together and share a sleeping bag. It's going to be hot. Too hot, I'll have to go outside to sleep after a few minutes. [2010-05-04 05:01:24 UTC] dont forget to bring condoms! [2010-05-04 05:01:31 UTC] Where I will undoubtably be dragged off by an undead pirate with a chainsaw... [2010-05-04 05:01:56 UTC] Condoms are for fags. [2010-05-04 05:02:31 UTC] speaking of undead pirates with chainsaws [2010-05-04 05:04:10 UTC] In case there was any confusion. I meant that I, alongside a chainsaw, would be dragged off by an undead pirate... [2010-05-04 05:04:19 UTC] ...who was utilizing an undead chainsaw. [2010-05-04 05:04:50 UTC] well that clears that up [2010-05-04 05:04:56 UTC] Hmm... undead chainsaw... I like this idea. [2010-05-04 05:05:03 UTC] I'm going to write that down. [2010-05-04 05:05:09 UTC] Wait a minute! I just did! [2010-05-04 05:05:11 UTC] Hah! [2010-05-04 05:05:33 UTC] This is almost as good as my idea for a black character named Nappy Cornrows. [2010-05-04 05:05:46 UTC] ahh internet, what ARENT you good for [2010-05-04 05:06:29 UTC] Contact sports. [2010-05-04 05:06:50 UTC] It works for everything else, though. [2010-05-04 05:06:56 UTC] UAV's? [2010-05-04 05:07:27 UTC] I have to go make a character named Nappy Cornrows now... brb... [2010-05-04 05:08:02 UTC] zomgwin [2010-05-04 05:08:06 UTC] for what? [2010-05-04 05:08:08 UTC] larping? [2010-05-04 05:08:13 UTC] HABBO HOTEL?! [2010-05-04 05:12:02 UTC] I'm going to go sleep as hard as I can. [2010-05-04 05:12:18 UTC] Which unfortunately is not likely to be very hard at all because oh god it's humid. [2010-05-04 05:12:52 UTC] stop repeating, chatty [2010-05-04 05:12:55 UTC] HA [2010-05-04 05:17:52 UTC] Success! [2010-05-04 05:18:34 UTC] DDO is now +1 retarded character. [2010-05-04 05:18:43 UTC] lol [2010-05-04 05:18:53 UTC] i need to try that [2010-05-04 05:19:02 UTC] brb gonna go blow a fag on my porch [2010-05-04 05:19:14 UTC] It's like other mmos... but faster! Much MUCH faster. [2010-05-04 05:19:37 UTC] Oh, boss fight! Awww... it's over before we all got in the room... [2010-05-04 05:24:05 UTC] jesus fucking christ [2010-05-04 05:27:25 UTC] mmm, godly masterbation [2010-05-04 05:47:23 UTC] this game is awesomerad [2010-05-04 13:03:44 UTC] It's the AJ! [2010-05-04 17:12:47 UTC] SO IT IS [2010-05-04 18:18:06 UTC] It's still here. What the heck?