[2009-07-30 00:00:09 UTC] 2 users online: the_cloud_system, Muffles [2009-07-30 00:00:12 UTC] hi muffles [2009-07-30 00:38:05 UTC] Lol [2009-07-30 00:38:20 UTC] Anyone still alive? [2009-07-30 01:05:47 UTC] No one is still alive. [2009-07-30 01:05:51 UTC] Everyone is surely dead. [2009-07-30 01:05:54 UTC] Especially me. [2009-07-30 01:06:07 UTC] I'm more dead than you could possibly imagine with 100% of your brain. [2009-07-30 01:17:27 UTC] What if I have brain augmentations that you are unaware of? [2009-07-30 01:20:15 UTC] I had a dream last night. In it I murdered a young boy in the middle of his classroom by stabbing him with a sword through the chest. I purposely missed his heart so that his death would be slow and painful. This was to provoke his family into coming out of hiding and attacking me so that I might murder them as well. [2009-07-30 01:22:12 UTC] It was because Nezumi and I were working together to gain considerable combat ability and infamy. By killing his father I gained access to a building he owned, inside of which was a room that contained a secret! [2009-07-30 01:23:49 UTC] In the seemingly mundane basement storage room if Nezumi or I entered all the metallic objects in the room would begin to twitch and shake. If we BOTH entered the room all the objects would orient themselves towards the secret! [2009-07-30 01:24:35 UTC] I like where this is going [2009-07-30 01:25:20 UTC] OH GOD I BURPED. [2009-07-30 01:25:20 UTC] The secret, when touched, gave us a passive ability called Killer's Save. Which causes anyone attempting to kill either of us to be completely paralyzed for about 10 seconds. Also it would produce an epically loud static and thumping noise inside of our heads whenever anyone was frozen. [2009-07-30 01:25:21 UTC] Go on. [2009-07-30 01:26:51 UTC] We went on gaining control over several criminal families and gangs. Eventually, seemingly by random chance, we were stopped by a police officer because we were Jaywalking. [2009-07-30 01:27:35 UTC] That was the end of our criminal career. There was nothing to be done against the officer of the law, because my shoe was untied so I couldn't get away from him. [2009-07-30 01:27:49 UTC] That's anticlimatic [2009-07-30 01:28:03 UTC] My shoe, by the way, was tied with multicolored ribbons. [2009-07-30 01:28:19 UTC] And I just couldn't figure them out. So I gave up. [2009-07-30 01:28:47 UTC] If you had crossed them improperly the shoes would have detonated. It's probably for the best. [2009-07-30 01:29:22 UTC] They were white sneakers, by the way. I would never wear white sneakers. What's up with that? [2009-07-30 01:29:45 UTC] Those sound like clown shoes, straight up. [2009-07-30 01:30:50 UTC] I haven't had any clever dreams recently. [2009-07-30 01:30:53 UTC] It's kind of embarrassing to think that during all those times I was beheading my enemies and threatening their wives and daughters with sexual assault that I was wearing flamboyantly homosexual clown shoes. [2009-07-30 01:30:58 UTC] I took a nap a few hours ago and I had a dream where I was doing the same thing I was doing earlier in the day (talking to my boss and helping the secretary fold letters and stuff envelopes), except instead of walls in the production room we were surrounded on all sides by fishtanks. [2009-07-30 01:31:37 UTC] Yeah, that's kind of faggy. I mean, it would make people hate clowns even more, so technically you would be bringing good to the world, but at the price of looking cool? That, one cannot abide by. [2009-07-30 01:31:51 UTC] Stuffing the secretary's envelope, huh? Doesn't sound like a bad dream to me. [2009-07-30 01:32:42 UTC] Eh, I mean, she's just not that attractive. She has style, some of it at least, but she's kind of dumb and not really good looking. [2009-07-30 01:33:21 UTC] Well then why were you stuffing her envelope? You shouldn't do that with fat chicks. [2009-07-30 01:36:15 UTC] Like how I just sort of assumed the secretary was female and fat? [2009-07-30 01:36:21 UTC] Pretty cool, huh? [2009-07-30 01:36:55 UTC] I said she. She's are not generally males. [2009-07-30 01:37:38 UTC] Where in: I took a nap a few hours ago and I had a dream where I was doing the same thing I was doing earlier in the day (talking to my boss and helping the secretary fold letters and stuff envelopes), except instead of walls in the production room we were surrounded on all sides by fishtanks. did you say she? [2009-07-30 01:37:39 UTC] And if she was fat I wouldn't have done it without charging. A man's gotta get by. [2009-07-30 01:37:50 UTC] I assumed she was female the instant I made a reference to her vagina. [2009-07-30 01:38:40 UTC] You mean her envelope. [2009-07-30 01:42:48 UTC] Secretaries aren't generally male either and if they are then someone is doing something wrong. [2009-07-30 01:45:46 UTC] Ideally, no fat chicks either [2009-07-30 01:49:08 UTC] If a male secretary was a fat chick it would pretty much be the end of the entire business. [2009-07-30 01:59:27 UTC] It would be the end of business as we know it. All transactions everywhere would cease and the people would become so despondant that they waste away in the streets where they stand. [2009-07-30 04:30:28 UTC] no fat chickS? [2009-07-30 05:25:48 UTC] Problem [2009-07-30 05:26:24 UTC] I set my CS to Software mode, now it won't run. Just starts and hits a black screen. So how do I change it back to OpenGL if I cannot get to the options menu. [2009-07-30 05:57:23 UTC] FUCK YOU! [2009-07-30 05:57:53 UTC] ... [2009-07-30 05:58:04 UTC] Oh sorry... [2009-07-30 05:58:13 UTC] I;m in a mood. That wasnt to you [2009-07-30 05:58:53 UTC] Meh, I am kinda pissed at myself. [2009-07-30 05:59:12 UTC] Wanted to run a map in software for CS, but my computer doesnt like software mode.. [2009-07-30 05:59:21 UTC] so it won't let me into the game to change the options.. [2009-07-30 05:59:22 UTC] Ah [2009-07-30 05:59:26 UTC] hits a black screen.. [2009-07-30 05:59:36 UTC] I really have no idea what to do.. [2009-07-30 06:00:09 UTC] I would help you but im banned from helping anyone that has anything to do with that so... [2009-07-30 06:00:16 UTC] Why? [2009-07-30 06:00:53 UTC] BECAUSE IM NOT AWESOME!!.. FUCK YOU AARONJER! [2009-07-30 06:01:26 UTC] Well, if you helped me that would be awesome.. [2009-07-30 06:01:30 UTC] I cannot map without this.. [2009-07-30 06:01:55 UTC] Well, I can't map with cs 1.6, I can't find the registry entries for Digital Zone's CS 1.6 v40.. [2009-07-30 06:02:40 UTC] I really was banned though...i got banned for helping once. edan changed all my password to i am gay in jewish [2009-07-30 06:03:04 UTC] Ugh. [2009-07-30 06:03:12 UTC] Whatever then.. [2009-07-30 06:03:31 UTC] I'm not joking [2009-07-30 06:06:13 UTC] http://www.superjer.com/forum/havokk_the_dumbass.php [2009-07-30 06:08:21 UTC] actually it washebrew [2009-07-30 06:08:30 UTC] was hebrew [2009-07-30 06:08:33 UTC] Lool, but the question I asked is a software problem. [2009-07-30 06:08:47 UTC] Not a mapping one. Though, it is leading me to not being able to map. [2009-07-30 06:09:48 UTC] Have you tried system recovery back to the day you didnt have it that way? [2009-07-30 06:10:03 UTC] meh it was like a couple of hours ago.. [2009-07-30 06:10:25 UTC] I didnt/don't want to resort to that if it is possible. [2009-07-30 06:11:29 UTC] Well out of pure honesty [2009-07-30 06:12:04 UTC] i dont know shit about computers lol [2009-07-30 06:12:49 UTC] Lol [2009-07-30 06:14:43 UTC] Let alone mapping lmao [2009-07-30 06:15:39 UTC] Yawn, this is ridiculous, they really don't think about problems when they make games.. [2009-07-30 06:15:50 UTC] Out of game option menu would have been nice.. [2009-07-30 06:16:30 UTC] ..re installing the game? [2009-07-30 06:19:20 UTC] Can't [2009-07-30 06:19:31 UTC] Tried it it saved it in the registry somewhere so after reinstalling [2009-07-30 06:19:35 UTC] it still does it [2009-07-30 06:19:42 UTC] I can't find the registry info tho.. [2009-07-30 06:21:17 UTC] Ya No clue what that is lol [2009-07-30 06:21:31 UTC] hmmm [2009-07-30 06:21:54 UTC] You could ask your question on yahoo answers [2009-07-30 06:28:14 UTC] pretty instant for me on there [2009-07-30 06:38:01 UTC] There it worked [2009-07-30 06:38:11 UTC] Back to mapping. [2009-07-30 06:39:38 UTC] What did you do? [2009-07-30 06:54:22 UTC] Deleted HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Software\Valve\Half-Life\Settings [2009-07-30 06:54:31 UTC] in the registry to reset settings lol [2009-07-30 07:23:04 UTC] ah [2009-07-30 07:59:23 UTC] lol [2009-07-30 08:11:23 UTC] ZZUP [2009-07-30 08:14:04 UTC] Fine then [2009-07-30 08:19:02 UTC] Lool [2009-07-30 08:19:12 UTC] Don't worry I am still here. [2009-07-30 08:20:54 UTC] I love you [2009-07-30 08:57:22 UTC] big gay partey.... [2009-07-30 09:02:46 UTC] WOOT [2009-07-30 09:04:50 UTC] Lol [2009-07-30 09:14:29 UTC] FAWK! [2009-07-30 09:14:36 UTC] LOOK AT YOUR SELF [2009-07-30 09:14:56 UTC] O.O [2009-07-30 09:15:00 UTC] Is Havokk awake [2009-07-30 09:15:08 UTC] Inevitable, a pleasure to meet you. [2009-07-30 09:15:21 UTC] I must leave this fallen place, to insure my new safety . [2009-07-30 09:36:10 UTC] Oo [2009-07-30 09:36:16 UTC] That was scary [2009-07-30 09:39:40 UTC] Scrumtrulescent! [2009-07-30 09:41:35 UTC] Idk about that [2009-07-30 09:42:12 UTC] "Never make FY maps, well I say...FUCK YOU, they are some of the best maps to make to learn things. Possiblities are endless...like sex?" [2009-07-30 09:43:17 UTC] Good night. [2009-07-30 10:08:09 UTC] what sex are you having!!!! [2009-07-30 14:27:50 UTC] so [2009-07-30 14:27:53 UTC] problem solved? [2009-07-30 14:28:00 UTC] demmester [2009-07-30 14:28:46 UTC] demeesterchef [2009-07-30 14:28:49 UTC] ! [2009-07-30 17:06:12 UTC] O.o [2009-07-30 17:54:58 UTC] STAR FISH LOVE ME! [2009-07-30 18:21:20 UTC] No, he won't! [2009-07-30 20:10:43 UTC] charley the unicorn [2009-07-30 21:49:32 UTC] horse porn in your pants? [2009-07-30 22:03:35 UTC] REALLY? [2009-07-30 22:39:00 UTC] ya [2009-07-30 22:39:01 UTC] i seen it