[2009-06-15 00:01:12 UTC]	<phoenix_r>	I'm definitely getting a western star, and maybe one of these breakfastjams you've mentioned
[2009-06-15 00:01:37 UTC]	<phoenix_r>	In the meantime I'm going to collage and smoke cigarettes to kill the hunger so I have maximum space for Carlitification
[2009-06-15 00:04:21 UTC]	<phoenix_r>	Damnit, I can't find my gluestick! stickglue is superior to elmer's for collaging. I must have huffed it all...
[2009-06-15 00:08:25 UTC]	<phoenix_r>	I'm listening to a 12" 45rpm record
[2009-06-15 00:08:32 UTC]	<phoenix_r>	wtf, Black Breath?!~
[2009-06-15 00:39:29 UTC]	<NatureJay>	So I went to Brooklyn today
[2009-06-15 00:39:45 UTC]	<NatureJay>	But I didn't stand on the arms of the Williamsburg Bridge crying "hey man, well this is Babylon!"
[2009-06-15 00:39:49 UTC]	<NatureJay>	I'm terribly sorry.
[2009-06-15 01:37:30 UTC]	<aaronjer>	There is always next time.
[2009-06-15 01:46:55 UTC]	<phoenix_r>	No, there isn't.
[2009-06-15 01:49:33 UTC]	<phoenix_r>	Brooklyn is slated for demolition by the Zionists some time in the next few days. 80% of Israel wasn't enough?!
[2009-06-15 02:19:49 UTC]	<NatureJay>	Nah, it's just going to be taken over by the Hipster Illuminati.
[2009-06-15 05:22:55 UTC]	<phoenix_r>	God, how could I forget that fashion is the new world order...I'd better smash my fixed gear and shave my mustache before people get the wrong idea!!
[2009-06-15 05:24:37 UTC]	<aaronjer>	What fashun?! Unngh!
[2009-06-15 05:25:22 UTC]	<phoenix_r>	Did you see my large black frames for my glasses? like that, only less hawt and more plastic.
[2009-06-15 05:25:31 UTC]	<phoenix_r>	ps d2lanparty at my house
[2009-06-15 05:25:35 UTC]	<phoenix_r>	liek rite nao
[2009-06-15 05:25:48 UTC]	<aaronjer>	Is it on the bnet?!
[2009-06-15 05:26:17 UTC]	<phoenix_r>	no none of us are legit, despite how cheap it is.
[2009-06-15 05:26:22 UTC]	<aaronjer>	WAI NOT.
[2009-06-15 05:26:45 UTC]	<phoenix_r>	I've bought and either lost, scratched, or given away like three battle chests already
[2009-06-15 05:26:52 UTC]	<phoenix_r>	I'll just download it from now on.
[2009-06-15 05:27:21 UTC]	<aaronjer>	Just don't lose your key, doug!
[2009-06-15 05:27:40 UTC]	<phoenix_r>	too late for that my main man
[2009-06-15 05:27:53 UTC]	<phoenix_r>	My bong and I are going downstairs to distract the d2 players
[2009-06-15 05:27:57 UTC]	<phoenix_r>	brblol
[2009-06-15 05:28:11 UTC]	<aaronjer>	What level are you?!
[2009-06-15 05:28:19 UTC]	<aaronjer>	Couldn't I join a TCP/IP game?!
[2009-06-15 05:29:14 UTC]	<aaronjer>	DOUG! WHY HAVE YOU ABANDONED ME?!
[2009-06-15 05:55:26 UTC]	<NatureJay>	It is a terrible thing that has happened.
[2009-06-15 05:56:16 UTC]	<NatureJay>	I think I ate too much chili earlier today.
[2009-06-15 06:05:36 UTC]	<phoenix_r>	Hella bong-jams and shoulder-looking. also my special lady came over, so you know what that means...TOAST!
[2009-06-15 06:08:38 UTC]	<aaronjer>	I ate a chili burger.
[2009-06-15 06:10:20 UTC]	<aaronjer>	WAI WON'T U TELL ME THER EYE PEE?!
[2009-06-15 12:57:26 UTC]	<Mate de Vita>	If you pee from the eyes, you can catch a cold. Or a hot. Or you can catch a bird. Or a plane. Or nothing at all. Or Peter Griffin.