[2009-06-11 07:02:30 UTC]	<DaveDays>	cheese
[2009-06-11 07:54:19 UTC]	<aaronjer>	on toast.
[2009-06-11 12:59:25 UTC]	<FallingShit>	yum yum
[2009-06-11 13:46:21 UTC]	<Jake?!>	moo juice, we are too lazy to register on the csgamer forums, please copy past the gist... or don'g.
[2009-06-11 13:46:28 UTC]	<Jake?!>	*don't
[2009-06-11 13:47:24 UTC]	<aaronjer>	Build a launching mechanism and put printouts of the page in it. Then fire them down your throat for giving us a link that requires registration.
[2009-06-11 14:01:19 UTC]	<phoenix_r>	DONG
[2009-06-11 14:02:01 UTC]	<phoenix_r>	I am so excited about carl's jr.
[2009-06-11 14:02:14 UTC]	<aaronjer>	I can't hide my excitement.
[2009-06-11 14:02:44 UTC]	<phoenix_r>	Yeah, I tried, it's just to vast. Where the fuck do I hide it, the LHC?
[2009-06-11 14:02:56 UTC]	<aaronjer>	We should change it to the ZachJer-AaronJer Carl's Jr. Memorial Stadium.
[2009-06-11 14:03:35 UTC]	<aaronjer>	And then put those multicolored prayer flags all over it.
[2009-06-11 14:03:48 UTC]	<phoenix_r>	I have some of those
[2009-06-11 14:04:40 UTC]	<aaronjer>	So do I.
[2009-06-11 14:04:44 UTC]	<aaronjer>	My cousin gave them to me.
[2009-06-11 14:04:52 UTC]	<aaronjer>	When she came back from Nepal.
[2009-06-11 14:05:03 UTC]	<aaronjer>	But they smelled like 3rd world country, so I left them in the basement.
[2009-06-11 14:05:07 UTC]	<phoenix_r>	ZachJer-AaronJer Carl's Jr. Memorial Stadium of Unhideable Excitement and Prayer Flags
[2009-06-11 14:05:16 UTC]	<phoenix_r>	I love the smell of poverty in the morning
[2009-06-11 14:05:32 UTC]	<aaronjer>	Well I don't, it can stay in the fucking basement.
[2009-06-11 14:05:41 UTC]	<phoenix_r>	lol
[2009-06-11 14:06:09 UTC]	<phoenix_r>	I hate my basement
[2009-06-11 14:06:34 UTC]	<phoenix_r>	somebody died down there. you'd think that would make it cooler, you know, edgier, but it just adds to how much that place sucks.
[2009-06-11 14:07:20 UTC]	<aaronjer>	Are they still there?
[2009-06-11 14:07:31 UTC]	<phoenix_r>	I'll trade you my prayer flags for yours at ZACJMSUEPF, I'm fairly sure mine are made in China. You know, the FIRST world.
[2009-06-11 14:07:34 UTC]	<aaronjer>	And do they want stuff all the time? So it's a total drag to visit?
[2009-06-11 14:08:02 UTC]	<aaronjer>	They're all like, "HEY! Can I borrow 10 bucks? What? No dice? What a drag." Like that, right?
[2009-06-11 14:08:22 UTC]	<phoenix_r>	They always bum smokes
[2009-06-11 14:08:28 UTC]	<phoenix_r>	THEY DON'T EVEN SMOKE THOUGH!
[2009-06-11 14:08:35 UTC]	<aaronjer>	Mine are probably made by hand by starving sickly Nepalese children, so they can trade them for just enough rice to live another day.
[2009-06-11 14:08:46 UTC]	<aaronjer>	They just eat them, like you?
[2009-06-11 14:09:31 UTC]	<phoenix_r>	They should switch to rice, like Nepalese children, or prayer flags, like Hindus.
[2009-06-11 14:09:51 UTC]	<aaronjer>	That's not what I was... oh, nevermind.
[2009-06-11 14:09:58 UTC]	<phoenix_r>	And start looking for jobs with my room mate's cat Jake. Jake needs a job SO BAD!
[2009-06-11 14:10:24 UTC]	<aaronjer>	They used to call me Cat Job, back in the day.
[2009-06-11 14:10:35 UTC]	<aaronjer>	Such good times... but I'm past all that now.
[2009-06-11 14:10:51 UTC]	<phoenix_r>	Que sera sera
[2009-06-11 14:11:14 UTC]	<phoenix_r>	I am out of Roy Rogers. What The Fuck.
[2009-06-11 14:11:51 UTC]	<aaronjer>	I have an immeasurable supply of alcohol in my house... I'm surprised I haven't killed myself with it yet.
[2009-06-11 14:12:10 UTC]	<aaronjer>	I could literally fill a bathtub with it and take a liquor bath.
[2009-06-11 14:13:04 UTC]	<phoenix_r>	Of the chain, Willy! Roy Rogers is, of course, non-alcoholic.
[2009-06-11 14:13:20 UTC]	<phoenix_r>	Our house has whiskey, and fridge-beer.
[2009-06-11 14:13:23 UTC]	<aaronjer>	I know that. It's just a mockery of alcohol.
[2009-06-11 14:13:33 UTC]	<aaronjer>	It is a LIE.
[2009-06-11 14:13:58 UTC]	<phoenix_r>	I wonder if cherry coke and whiskey would be any good...
[2009-06-11 14:14:18 UTC]	<aaronjer>	My house has single malt scotch and vodka. So much it's just kind of scary.
[2009-06-11 14:15:08 UTC]	<aaronjer>	My uncle Bob brings over a bottle of scotch every time he visits, and my uncle Remick brings over a bottle of Vodka every time he visits, together they visit approximately once every two weeks...
[2009-06-11 14:15:18 UTC]	<aaronjer>	This has been going on for decades.
[2009-06-11 14:15:24 UTC]	<phoenix_r>	What is your favorite booze drink?
[2009-06-11 14:15:27 UTC]	<aaronjer>	Are you getting just how much of this stuff there is now?
[2009-06-11 14:15:30 UTC]	<aaronjer>	It's absurd.
[2009-06-11 14:15:35 UTC]	<phoenix_r>	Tell them to start buying whiskey.
[2009-06-11 14:16:00 UTC]	<phoenix_r>	Let's go back to this booze-bath idea...
[2009-06-11 14:16:09 UTC]	<aaronjer>	I like Vodka, if it's the imported cyrillic actually bought in Russia kind. I also like Duvel and Smirnoff Ice.
[2009-06-11 14:16:26 UTC]	<phoenix_r>	LoL
[2009-06-11 14:16:40 UTC]	<phoenix_r>	So anyways, sexiest body shots ever
[2009-06-11 14:16:44 UTC]	<phoenix_r>	in the booze-bath
[2009-06-11 14:16:55 UTC]	<phoenix_r>	I'll have to throw that into the BROthel
[2009-06-11 14:16:55 UTC]	<aaronjer>	I'll bring my thong.
[2009-06-11 14:17:11 UTC]	<phoenix_r>	The BROthel is amazing
[2009-06-11 14:17:25 UTC]	<aaronjer>	I don't care if it makes me a girl, I love Smirnoff Ice.
[2009-06-11 14:17:38 UTC]	<phoenix_r>	we just chill, do bro stuff, you know, hangouts, xbox, watch tv, handjobs, get drunk, whatever!
[2009-06-11 14:17:43 UTC]	<phoenix_r>	It does make you a girl
[2009-06-11 14:17:44 UTC]	<aaronjer>	But Duvel is pretty much the most hardcore beer out there, so it makes me androgenous.
[2009-06-11 14:18:13 UTC]	<phoenix_r>	Barleywine is the most hardcore beer out there, if you can call it a beer.
[2009-06-11 14:18:23 UTC]	<phoenix_r>	Best booze ever.
[2009-06-11 14:18:51 UTC]	<aaronjer>	Duvel is also painfully expensive... so I usually just settle for cheaper Abbey beer and get Leffe instead.
[2009-06-11 14:19:04 UTC]	<aaronjer>	Which tastes like bitter anus flakes mixed with brine.
[2009-06-11 14:19:06 UTC]	<phoenix_r>	Chimayyyy?
[2009-06-11 14:19:11 UTC]	<aaronjer>	So it's pretty good.
[2009-06-11 14:19:45 UTC]	<phoenix_r>	Man I hope my sheets are done drying I need to sleep like whoa
[2009-06-11 14:19:48 UTC]	<phoenix_r>	LIKE WHOA
[2009-06-11 14:19:54 UTC]	<aaronjer>	Did you pee the bed?
[2009-06-11 14:20:00 UTC]	<aaronjer>	aGAIN?
[2009-06-11 14:20:05 UTC]	<phoenix_r>	Hella sex-jams
[2009-06-11 14:20:18 UTC]	<phoenix_r>	Your mom says hi
[2009-06-11 14:20:28 UTC]	<aaronjer>	Did the sex soak through to the mattress?
[2009-06-11 14:20:55 UTC]	<aaronjer>	Uh, I heard her, I was there? Your memory is terrible.
[2009-06-11 14:21:07 UTC]	<phoenix_r>	I dunno I had a mattress pad. I don't think so.
[2009-06-11 14:21:39 UTC]	<phoenix_r>	Man I love my bed
[2009-06-11 14:22:02 UTC]	<phoenix_r>	Serta "Enlightened Spirit" pillow top back care love jam 9000
[2009-06-11 14:22:31 UTC]	<aaronjer>	Would you say it was about 40% vaginal secretions, 25% sweat, 15% urine, 10% manlove, 8% drool and 2% unknown?
[2009-06-11 14:22:54 UTC]	<phoenix_r>	The 2% was lube, which we hardly use
[2009-06-11 14:22:56 UTC]	<aaronjer>	I need to record the mixture, so I can get it right!
[2009-06-11 14:23:04 UTC]	<phoenix_r>	due to the 40%
[2009-06-11 14:23:24 UTC]	<aaronjer>	Yeah, just scoop it up and BAM! Lube city.
[2009-06-11 14:23:41 UTC]	<phoenix_r>	I would say 40/40 vaginal discharge and sweat, 10% manove, 8% drool and 2% loob
[2009-06-11 14:23:58 UTC]	<aaronjer>	No urine? Really? How boring.
[2009-06-11 14:24:09 UTC]	<aaronjer>	Your sex needs more pee in it.
[2009-06-11 14:24:35 UTC]	<phoenix_r>	I hope you peed on Jenna. You know, because I hate her.
[2009-06-11 14:24:56 UTC]	<aaronjer>	Only a little. She would have liked it anyway. She's totally fucked up in the head.
[2009-06-11 14:25:14 UTC]	<aaronjer>	Seriously, she couldn't get off if I didn't choke her or hit her with something. It was ridiculous.
[2009-06-11 14:26:05 UTC]	<phoenix_r>	I dated a girl like that for a few years, and the next time I had sex I caught myself cocking my hand back to smack a hoe
[2009-06-11 14:26:37 UTC]	<phoenix_r>	Gotta be honest, though, sometimes I like to smack a hoe.
[2009-06-11 14:26:42 UTC]	<aaronjer>	Yeah, she rubbed off on me a little. Kinda sucks. I prefer normal, non-violent sex most of the time.
[2009-06-11 14:26:55 UTC]	<phoenix_r>	Oh wow, funky-fresh rhymes.
[2009-06-11 14:26:59 UTC]	<aaronjer>	I'm fine with demeaning women, but when it starts getting violent its weird.
[2009-06-11 14:27:08 UTC]	<aaronjer>	Yeah, that was hot.
[2009-06-11 14:27:13 UTC]	<aaronjer>	Write that down.
[2009-06-11 14:27:17 UTC]	<aaronjer>	Wait! You did!
[2009-06-11 14:27:29 UTC]	<phoenix_r>	So my friends and I recently replaced 'that's what she said' with 'sounds like my ex wife!'
[2009-06-11 14:27:47 UTC]	<phoenix_r>	The other day I was cleaning my room and on the floor I found a studded leather belt of mine
[2009-06-11 14:27:59 UTC]	<aaronjer>	It does?
[2009-06-11 14:28:03 UTC]	<aaronjer>	I mean, it does.
[2009-06-11 14:28:33 UTC]	<phoenix_r>	I hadn't seen it since I had tied up a special lady friend several months back. And so it was still all wrapped up the way it was around her wrists.
[2009-06-11 14:28:53 UTC]	<phoenix_r>	I look down and think "used for bondage and discarded...heh, sounds like my ex-wife!"
[2009-06-11 14:28:55 UTC]	<aaronjer>	With her still in it? In your basement? She's the dead one?
[2009-06-11 14:29:00 UTC]	<phoenix_r>	True story.
[2009-06-11 14:29:03 UTC]	<aaronjer>	You gotta feed your gimps, ZachJer...
[2009-06-11 14:29:13 UTC]	<phoenix_r>	Yeah that's where I keep all of the short fat harem
[2009-06-11 14:29:20 UTC]	<phoenix_r>	NO! That's why I get fat ones
[2009-06-11 14:29:34 UTC]	<aaronjer>	So they last longer?
[2009-06-11 14:29:39 UTC]	<aaronjer>	Food is expensive, it makes sense.
[2009-06-11 14:29:46 UTC]	<phoenix_r>	They have reserves! A fatty in the basement is like a camel in the desert! And a bird in hand is worth three flaming bushes!
[2009-06-11 14:29:48 UTC]	<aaronjer>	Wait a month and suddenly they're pretty!
[2009-06-11 14:29:58 UTC]	<phoenix_r>	Yeah! They're harder to kidnap, but it's totally worth it.
[2009-06-11 14:30:20 UTC]	<phoenix_r>	I'm so glad I dissolved the short fat harem.
[2009-06-11 14:30:31 UTC]	<phoenix_r>	WITH ACID
[2009-06-11 14:30:44 UTC]	<aaronjer>	I was hoping it would be Sodium Hydroxide.
[2009-06-11 14:30:49 UTC]	<aaronjer>	Bases rool.
[2009-06-11 14:31:05 UTC]	<phoenix_r>	PFFT
[2009-06-11 14:31:21 UTC]	<aaronjer>	All your Sodium Hydroxide are belong to us? Yeah, that's right, I went there.
[2009-06-11 14:31:36 UTC]	<phoenix_r>	Could you come back now?
[2009-06-11 14:31:48 UTC]	<aaronjer>	One moment...
[2009-06-11 14:31:49 UTC]	<phoenix_r>	we should watch space ghost together over the internet
[2009-06-11 14:31:52 UTC]	<phoenix_r>	incoming
[2009-06-11 14:31:57 UTC]	<aaronjer>	All your Alkaline are belong to us? Okay. I'm done now.
[2009-06-11 14:32:06 UTC]	<phoenix_r>	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7pig0eiuQ8
[2009-06-11 14:32:27 UTC]	<phoenix_r>	that's old kentucky episode, and he's been there, MAN!
[2009-06-11 14:32:35 UTC]	<aaronjer>	Tell me when to start.
[2009-06-11 14:32:40 UTC]	<aaronjer>	Be all like NOWZ!
[2009-06-11 14:32:50 UTC]	<phoenix_r>	NOWZ
[2009-06-11 14:33:29 UTC]	<phoenix_r>	My two favorite episodes of Space Ghost feature the EXACT SAME interview footage of Willie Nelson. OFF THE CHAIN!
[2009-06-11 14:36:19 UTC]	<aaronjer>	Oh my god... the bear... it's so funny
[2009-06-11 14:36:37 UTC]	<phoenix_r>	He'll bite your head if you're wearing steak on it!
[2009-06-11 14:37:22 UTC]	<aaronjer>	Dumb people haul trash around!
[2009-06-11 14:38:01 UTC]	<phoenix_r>	I'm not sure if I like Kentucky Nightmare or Baffler meal more, they are perhaps tied in my mind for best SG episode ever
[2009-06-11 14:38:16 UTC]	<phoenix_r>	Crack a window, will ya?
[2009-06-11 14:38:52 UTC]	<aaronjer>	I like the one with the pods.
[2009-06-11 14:39:01 UTC]	<aaronjer>	My favorite.
[2009-06-11 14:39:12 UTC]	<aaronjer>	I didn't see you there! I was reading my colonial book!
[2009-06-11 14:39:15 UTC]	<phoenix_r>	There ain't no village
[2009-06-11 14:39:32 UTC]	<phoenix_r>	I love intros like that
[2009-06-11 14:39:43 UTC]	<phoenix_r>	Ah, I didn't hear you come in!
[2009-06-11 14:42:36 UTC]	<aaronjer>	And the one with the haunted house at the end?
[2009-06-11 14:42:41 UTC]	<aaronjer>	I won't let them get me. I won't.
[2009-06-11 14:42:49 UTC]	<aaronjer>	That was special.
[2009-06-11 14:42:55 UTC]	<aaronjer>	We should do that MOAR.
[2009-06-11 14:43:04 UTC]	<phoenix_r>	Yes quite!
[2009-06-11 14:43:07 UTC]	<aaronjer>	I have to pee in the sink really quick.
[2009-06-11 14:43:20 UTC]	<phoenix_r>	macht shnell
[2009-06-11 14:46:37 UTC]	<aaronjer>	I am returned.
[2009-06-11 14:47:21 UTC]	<aaronjer>	I got distracted and started making tacquitos... but I'm better now!
[2009-06-11 14:47:30 UTC]	<phoenix_r>	Delicious!
[2009-06-11 14:47:40 UTC]	<phoenix_r>	I'm watching a Lily Allen music video
[2009-06-11 14:47:45 UTC]	<phoenix_r>	pop for great justice
[2009-06-11 14:48:17 UTC]	<aaronjer>	You best give me another space ghost link before I get nasty.
[2009-06-11 14:48:39 UTC]	<phoenix_r>	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSe6oH9OgTI
[2009-06-11 14:48:46 UTC]	<aaronjer>	And by nasty I mean sexually deviant.
[2009-06-11 14:48:58 UTC]	<aaronjer>	give me a NAO!
[2009-06-11 14:49:09 UTC]	<phoenix_r>	ONA
[2009-06-11 14:49:28 UTC]	<phoenix_r>	|| /- ( )
[2009-06-11 14:49:35 UTC]	<phoenix_r>	\
[2009-06-11 14:49:38 UTC]	<aaronjer>	I've never seen this one... incredible.
[2009-06-11 14:49:50 UTC]	<phoenix_r>	original appearance of ATHF
[2009-06-11 14:52:45 UTC]	<phoenix_r>	We are huge, lever-man!
[2009-06-11 14:53:52 UTC]	<aaronjer>	Because I DRANK FROM IT!
[2009-06-11 14:57:38 UTC]	<aaronjer>	Proud Larry...
[2009-06-11 14:58:49 UTC]	<phoenix_r>	WTF
[2009-06-11 14:58:51 UTC]	<phoenix_r>	incomplete
[2009-06-11 14:58:56 UTC]	<phoenix_r>	its missing the final like 4 minutes
[2009-06-11 14:58:57 UTC]	<phoenix_r>	fail
[2009-06-11 14:59:00 UTC]	<phoenix_r>	I'm sorry
[2009-06-11 14:59:06 UTC]	<aaronjer>	:
[2009-06-11 14:59:10 UTC]	<aaronjer>	(
[2009-06-11 14:59:12 UTC]	<aaronjer>	!
[2009-06-11 14:59:30 UTC]	<phoenix_r>	the best part is 'baffler meal music video' in related
[2009-06-11 14:59:32 UTC]	<phoenix_r>	i'm off to bed
[2009-06-11 14:59:38 UTC]	<phoenix_r>	GNIGHTMORNINGTIME
[2009-06-11 15:00:15 UTC]	<aaronjer>	<3
[2009-06-11 15:00:27 UTC]	<aaronjer>	Stay golden.
[2009-06-11 15:05:44 UTC]	<phoenix_r>	Yes, quite. Keep shining on, you crazy diamond!
[2009-06-11 15:10:57 UTC]	<aaronjer>	Greasers are cool.
[2009-06-11 16:04:51 UTC]	<aaronjer>	If you had a head and I had hands, I would squeeze the brain which is your body out of the top of your head, which does not exist.
[2009-06-11 16:05:07 UTC]	<Mate de Vita>	Cool.
[2009-06-11 16:05:55 UTC]	<Mate de Vita>	And if you had hands and I had a head, I would headbutt the palms of your hands which do not exist with the forehead of my head that does not exist.
[2009-06-11 16:06:21 UTC]	<aaronjer>	I don't need intelligent drugs, because I don't know what they are. I will, however, put anything into my mouth that is given to me whether it is supposed to go there or not. Because I'm different.
[2009-06-11 16:07:02 UTC]	<Mate de Vita>	Including cocks that aren't Johnny Depp's?
[2009-06-11 16:07:38 UTC]	<aaronjer>	Anything.
[2009-06-11 16:08:45 UTC]	<Mate de Vita>	Amazing.
[2009-06-11 16:09:27 UTC]	<aaronjer>	What?! Then what was the point in me sanding my face off?!
[2009-06-11 16:09:53 UTC]	<Mate de Vita>	I don't know! Oh, he's the priest.
[2009-06-11 16:13:56 UTC]	<aaronjer>	Don't worry, I have a powerful brain that is capable of reducing any complex problem into a simple yes or no answer.
[2009-06-11 16:15:37 UTC]	<Mate de Vita>	So who's the tank?
[2009-06-11 16:49:03 UTC]	<aaronjer>	No.
[2009-06-11 19:37:04 UTC]	<Mate de Vita>	The answer was yes actually. And this time I'm not kidding. See [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ekLO8BwxwE]this video[/url], you'll see that Who [i]is[/i] the tank.
[2009-06-11 19:47:38 UTC]	<Mate de Vita>	In other news they set us up the Perchloric acid.
[2009-06-11 19:50:35 UTC]	<Mate de Vita>	Noooooooooo! I screwed up!
[2009-06-11 19:52:44 UTC]	<Mate de Vita>	I meant to say that they set up us the fluoroantimonic acid.
[2009-06-11 23:03:12 UTC]	<NatureJay>	aaronjer.
[2009-06-11 23:03:17 UTC]	<NatureJay>	He's gone again!
[2009-06-11 23:03:42 UTC]	<NatureJay>	My existence is fraught with unfathomable loneliness!