[2009-05-22 00:00:00 UTC] I would have liked to hold hands. [2009-05-22 00:00:13 UTC] We barely even talk anymore! [2009-05-22 00:00:31 UTC] That's because we don't hold hands often enough,. [2009-05-22 00:00:42 UTC] And because nobody but Jake ever comes on vent anymore. [2009-05-22 00:00:57 UTC] And Alex for like 15 minutes every 4 days. [2009-05-22 00:01:28 UTC] I could be on Vent now? [2009-05-22 00:01:47 UTC] If you really believed in yourself. [2009-05-22 00:02:00 UTC] I think I do. Let's see if I'm thinking hard enough. [2009-05-22 00:02:14 UTC] Oh God, this isn't going well at all... [2009-05-22 00:02:27 UTC] The SuperJer.com server has been down for like 2 months, everybody is using the Jake server now. [2009-05-22 00:02:36 UTC] That would explain it. [2009-05-22 00:02:51 UTC] Well I know nothing of the Jake server. [2009-05-22 00:02:56 UTC] vent2.gameservers.com [2009-05-22 00:03:00 UTC] port: 4546 [2009-05-22 00:03:11 UTC] I'm not feigning ignorance, I'm proclaiming it, I'm flying the fucking ignorance flag bitches. [2009-05-22 00:03:57 UTC] The password is 3.14 and 1.71 put together to make a delicious dessert. [2009-05-22 00:04:03 UTC] ... [2009-05-22 00:04:04 UTC] 2.71 [2009-05-22 00:04:06 UTC] Wow... fail. [2009-05-22 00:04:24 UTC] I have no need for passwords, apparently I'm just on. [2009-05-22 00:04:28 UTC] You should be able to figure it out. [2009-05-22 00:05:23 UTC] Am I saying anything at all or am I just buzzing? [2009-05-22 00:06:26 UTC] Are you able to hear me?!? [2009-05-22 00:06:41 UTC] I heard you for just a split second once. [2009-05-22 00:06:51 UTC] But you've mostly been buzzing. [2009-05-22 00:06:55 UTC] You stopped buzzing now. [2009-05-22 00:07:10 UTC] At least I think I heard you. [2009-05-22 00:07:10 UTC] That's because I turned the mic off. [2009-05-22 00:07:19 UTC] See? [2009-05-22 00:07:24 UTC] Now you're buzzing again. [2009-05-22 00:07:34 UTC] That's because the mic is on. [2009-05-22 00:07:56 UTC] OH WAIT! I KNOW! You're supposed to talk when you push the talk button. Lolz! That must be it! [2009-05-22 00:08:00 UTC] So, by process of elimination, I need to buy a new headset and I also can't be heald accountable for my behavior [2009-05-22 00:08:24 UTC] Did you sit on your headset? >:( [2009-05-22 00:08:39 UTC] You CAN hear ME right? [2009-05-22 00:08:45 UTC] I may have run over it with the chair several times. [2009-05-22 00:08:56 UTC] Yes, usually, but not in the past minute or two. [2009-05-22 00:09:39 UTC] That presents a problem, you see... if the dulcet tone intake on your end is at 100% and on my end it's 0% we'll off-balance the vent server and it'll fall right off the shelf! [2009-05-22 00:11:31 UTC] "It was so close to being like old times, but then you started buzzing". [2009-05-22 00:11:36 UTC] Yes, that happened. [2009-05-22 00:11:51 UTC] I don't know how to fix this. [2009-05-22 00:14:01 UTC] I have been testing this and I know that there's buzzing. [2009-05-22 00:14:10 UTC] I DON'T HAVE AN ALTERNATE HEADSET :( [2009-05-22 00:14:48 UTC] Stealing requires an object to steal. There is no object. There will never be objects ever again. It is a lonely and desolate world. [2009-05-22 00:15:01 UTC] I hear voices, speaking to me from the void, I cannot respond. [2009-05-22 00:15:04 UTC] There is buzzing. [2009-05-22 00:15:39 UTC] Your mom's being pessimistic. [2009-05-22 00:15:53 UTC] There's an atmosphere, but ebverything else is void. Howsabout that! [2009-05-22 00:15:57 UTC] She gets like that on Thursdays. [2009-05-22 00:16:14 UTC] You can go a long way with atmosphere. [2009-05-22 00:16:59 UTC] Just build up a big enough nebula and in a few million galaxy hours you'll have a planet... or star! Or maybe even a MAGNETAR. [2009-05-22 00:17:45 UTC] If I had a pulsar, I would be able to spin around for all eternity blasting out energy everywhere. [2009-05-22 00:17:49 UTC] It's always been my dream... [2009-05-22 00:18:56 UTC] They slow down eventually, you know. [2009-05-22 00:19:20 UTC] Also... have you noticed how we're conserving punctuation as of late on the forams? I mean, how cool is that? [2009-05-22 00:19:56 UTC] We're doing our part to reduce our carbon footprint. [2009-05-22 00:22:03 UTC] Al Gore would totally give me head for this. [2009-05-22 00:22:34 UTC] Wow... I just grossed myself out. [2009-05-22 00:22:42 UTC] I need shoes! [2009-05-22 00:22:57 UTC] You apparently gorssed yourself out all over the carpet. [2009-05-22 00:25:23 UTC] I don't think you can perform islands as an action, Enjay. [2009-05-22 00:26:10 UTC] Maybe you're just not putting your mind to it. [2009-05-22 00:26:23 UTC] Or your shoulder. Or your foot. Whichever is most expedient. [2009-05-22 00:27:26 UTC] Either that or you're trying to say I ate a realtor and then puked him up. [2009-05-22 00:29:07 UTC] So... you should totally fix your hedseht and then try the trial of DDO. [2009-05-22 00:29:13 UTC] It wouldn't be the first time. [2009-05-22 00:29:21 UTC] Hedseht? [2009-05-22 00:29:25 UTC] Wow. [2009-05-22 00:29:39 UTC] Wasn't she a lesser Egyptian queen? [2009-05-22 00:30:01 UTC] McProbably. [2009-05-22 00:31:07 UTC] I'm getting hungry. I McStart putting McMcs on random McWords when I get hungry until McI eats some McChicken McMcNuggets. [2009-05-22 00:32:33 UTC] I think you're just subconsciously Scottish. [2009-05-22 00:33:25 UTC] I wish... but alas, my enthusiams for Scotland have diminished greatly since I learned they have no cheerleaders. [2009-05-22 00:34:30 UTC] Indeed, and their men wear dresses, and sometimes get naked, paint themselves blue, consume mushrooms, and run around the countryside marauding. [2009-05-22 00:35:17 UTC] Now, if there were cheerleaders for that it would be the greatest possible situation... [2009-05-22 00:37:18 UTC] No. It's just one of those mysteries of the world. Like how Scandanavia has hot girls in swimsuits, but no beaches, just fjords. Man, fjuck fjords. [2009-05-22 00:38:30 UTC] What do these hot girls do? [2009-05-22 00:38:57 UTC] Stand around shivering and asking for space heaters? [2009-05-22 00:39:06 UTC] That's what I'd do if I was a hot girl. [2009-05-22 00:39:10 UTC] In a swim suit. [2009-05-22 00:39:16 UTC] In Scandanavia. [2009-05-22 00:39:28 UTC] Why would you be shivering if you were hot? [2009-05-22 00:40:02 UTC] It be shivering with excitement in anticipation of the next glorious space heater acquisition. [2009-05-22 00:40:36 UTC] In the summer, the sun does not go down that often, and in the winter people kill themselves to pass the time. [2009-05-22 00:40:45 UTC] Which I would use to make myself EVEN HOTTER. [2009-05-22 00:41:00 UTC] Oh God, she's going supernova! [2009-05-22 00:41:24 UTC] The Sun... nature's own space heater. [2009-05-22 00:41:25 UTC] Lulz. [2009-05-22 00:41:48 UTC] rofl. [2009-05-22 00:43:03 UTC] I have to go bring my Grandma to the pool now. If you get my meaning. [2009-05-22 00:43:23 UTC] I get it *WINKWINK* [2009-05-22 01:19:22 UTC] I'm cooking corn now, if you get my meaning again. [2009-05-22 01:29:14 UTC] Now you've just lost me. [2009-05-22 04:47:18 UTC] I have to go to work now. If you get Aaronjer's meaning. [2009-05-22 05:15:19 UTC] wtf is up with the extended chat [2009-05-22 11:21:14 UTC] What extended chat? [2009-05-22 12:32:58 UTC] It's a good thing I saved a copy of that chat Vita! Also chat logs I suppose. [2009-05-22 13:52:07 UTC] ere me nao [2009-05-22 16:12:40 UTC] No, I actually meant that... What extended chat? [2009-05-22 19:36:48 UTC] Rough Chat Chat: Rougher than Regular Chat, but still not as Rough as Roughest Chat [2009-05-22 19:37:10 UTC] What, somebody saved a copy of aaronjer and I babbling on for however long that was? NEAT [2009-05-22 21:46:58 UTC] sup [2009-05-22 21:53:22 UTC] or not [2009-05-22 21:53:24 UTC] oops, I did it again. [2009-05-22 21:53:27 UTC] >3 [2009-05-22 21:53:33 UTC] <3 [2009-05-22 21:53:41 UTC] 3> [2009-05-22 21:53:46 UTC] 3< [2009-05-22 21:54:12 UTC] dig the recent posts, then call me foramcaeser [2009-05-22 21:54:32 UTC] vini vidi posti [2009-05-22 23:47:18 UTC] UNSTOPPABLE [2009-05-22 23:58:40 UTC] ..... [2009-05-22 23:58:46 UTC] Heya [2009-05-22 23:59:20 UTC] well fuck