[2008-09-25 03:13:12 UTC]	<jrkookid>	?
[2008-09-25 12:39:40 UTC]	<Lorenzo>	Hey you all!!!!!!!!!!! aaronjer, eDan Co., japaneseattacks
[2008-09-25 12:41:45 UTC]	<eDan Co.>	Hi, Lorenzo
[2008-09-25 12:42:23 UTC]	<aaronjer>	Who's there?!
[2008-09-25 12:45:10 UTC]	<eDan Co.>	Boo
[2008-09-25 12:45:25 UTC]	<eDan Co.>	Oh god, I ate way too much cake!
[2008-09-25 12:46:03 UTC]	<aaronjer>	How much is way too much?
[2008-09-25 12:46:21 UTC]	<eDan Co.>	More than half a pound
[2008-09-25 12:46:21 UTC]	<aaronjer>	Like, ambulance time amounts?
[2008-09-25 12:46:40 UTC]	<aaronjer>	Oh... that's not so bad. I ate six pounds of fried rice one time.
[2008-09-25 12:46:52 UTC]	<aaronjer>	That hurt... a lot.
[2008-09-25 12:46:57 UTC]	<eDan Co.>	...and a ghost
[2008-09-25 12:47:16 UTC]	<aaronjer>	She had it coming. And she was delicious. Very filling, too.
[2008-09-25 12:47:40 UTC]	<eDan Co.>	I have a question for you
[2008-09-25 12:47:48 UTC]	<aaronjer>	I have an answer.
[2008-09-25 12:48:15 UTC]	<aaronjer>	We should get together on this some time.
[2008-09-25 12:48:34 UTC]	<eDan Co.>	A women is at her mother's funeral. At the funeral she met a nice guy...
[2008-09-25 12:48:51 UTC]	<eDan Co.>	2 days later she kills her sister.
[2008-09-25 12:48:53 UTC]	<eDan Co.>	Why?
[2008-09-25 12:49:38 UTC]	<aaronjer>	Life insurance policy to pay off some serious dental work. She valued her teeth more than her kin... what a bitch.
[2008-09-25 12:49:48 UTC]	<aaronjer>	Oh, wait... you mean... that's a riddle.
[2008-09-25 12:49:54 UTC]	<eDan Co.>	I got this right. And supposedly only sociopaths get it right.
[2008-09-25 12:50:16 UTC]	<aaronjer>	One question first.
[2008-09-25 12:50:24 UTC]	<aaronjer>	Did you mean to say "A woman"?
[2008-09-25 12:50:45 UTC]	<eDan Co.>	Oh shit, yes
[2008-09-25 12:51:56 UTC]	<eDan Co.>	...Answer?
[2008-09-25 12:52:08 UTC]	<aaronjer>	Uh... so she'd have an excuse to see him again?
[2008-09-25 12:53:01 UTC]	<eDan Co.>	YES
[2008-09-25 12:53:30 UTC]	<aaronjer>	It doesn't seem like a rational reason... but that was all I could figure with the information given...
[2008-09-25 12:53:57 UTC]	<aaronjer>	If it was something like "and she forgot to get his phone number" it would be a lot more obvious...
[2008-09-25 12:53:58 UTC]	<eDan Co.>	Yeah, it's ummm
[2008-09-25 12:54:02 UTC]	<eDan Co.>	yeah
[2008-09-25 12:54:55 UTC]	<aaronjer>	So are you saying you're sociopath? I'd beg to differ, you helping people on the hammer forums has no benefit to you...
[2008-09-25 12:55:30 UTC]	<eDan Co.>	I'm not saying either one of us is a sociopath
[2008-09-25 12:55:33 UTC]	<aaronjer>	Add an "a" or an "ic" to that sentence and I'm not dumb! :D
[2008-09-25 12:56:03 UTC]	<eDan Co.>	Wha?
[2008-09-25 12:56:21 UTC]	<aaronjer>	To my sentence. I failed around that "you're sociopath" part.
[2008-09-25 12:56:44 UTC]	<eDan Co.>	Oh, yeah
[2008-09-25 12:56:49 UTC]	<eDan Co.>	Didn't notice
[2008-09-25 12:57:14 UTC]	<aaronjer>	Why not?
[2008-09-25 12:57:35 UTC]	<aaronjer>	Shit. Is it Down Rodey? The big DR? Dizzle mah Rizzle?
[2008-09-25 12:58:20 UTC]	<eDan Co.>	My guess: [quote=Down Rodeo]Hello chaps!
[2008-09-25 12:58:38 UTC]	<Down Rodeo>	i was eavesdropping
[2008-09-25 12:58:44 UTC]	<aaronjer>	I would never wear chaps. They look ridiculous.
[2008-09-25 12:58:50 UTC]	<Down Rodeo>	Upon your earlier discourse.
[2008-09-25 12:59:06 UTC]	<eDan Co.>	Mythbusters!
[2008-09-25 12:59:13 UTC]	<Down Rodeo>	So how are you fellows?
[2008-09-25 12:59:25 UTC]	<aaronjer>	Apparently watching mythbusters...
[2008-09-25 13:00:03 UTC]	<aaronjer>	Either that or he just dropped his keyboard and accidently typed that while simultaneously tripping over the power cord.
[2008-09-25 13:00:05 UTC]	<Down Rodeo>	There are worse ways to spend your time
[2008-09-25 13:00:24 UTC]	<aaronjer>	I spend most of my time.
[2008-09-25 13:00:43 UTC]	<aaronjer>	I always save a little just in case. You know, if I run out of time during something important.
[2008-09-25 13:01:00 UTC]	<Down Rodeo>	Like, for a rainy day?
[2008-09-25 13:01:23 UTC]	<Down Rodeo>	Or I suppose you'd want to save time for really great days, and overspend on rainy ones.
[2008-09-25 13:01:28 UTC]	<aaronjer>	I don't see what's so important about precipitation.
[2008-09-25 13:01:54 UTC]	<aaronjer>	I'm glad we both took that the wrong way.
[2008-09-25 13:01:58 UTC]	<aaronjer>	We should be friends.
[2008-09-25 13:02:35 UTC]	<Down Rodeo>	Yeah, probably.
[2008-09-25 13:03:54 UTC]	<aaronjer>	I've been considering the possibility that I may be over-obsessed with the dolly dress-up mode in Soul Calibur 4.
[2008-09-25 13:04:19 UTC]	<Down Rodeo>	This conversation sounds like it could quickly go dodgy
[2008-09-25 13:04:29 UTC]	<Down Rodeo>	How many so far?
[2008-09-25 13:05:04 UTC]	<aaronjer>	How many what? Ho many chances that it could go dodgy?
[2008-09-25 13:05:19 UTC]	<Down Rodeo>	Dressed-up dolls.
[2008-09-25 13:05:30 UTC]	<aaronjer>	Oh, I ran out of HD space.
[2008-09-25 13:05:46 UTC]	<aaronjer>	So... 1... 2... um... a lot.
[2008-09-25 13:06:29 UTC]	<Down Rodeo>	:D
[2008-09-25 13:06:36 UTC]	<Down Rodeo>	They take up that much?
[2008-09-25 13:07:06 UTC]	<aaronjer>	I didn't have THAT much space to begin with... but... I was kinda going crazy.
[2008-09-25 13:07:18 UTC]	<Down Rodeo>	Awesome.
[2008-09-25 13:07:25 UTC]	<aaronjer>	When I hit the built in limit of 50 I went and made a seperate account to make more on.
[2008-09-25 13:07:28 UTC]	<eDan Co.>	I'm sick of Mythbusters reruns
[2008-09-25 13:07:35 UTC]	<Down Rodeo>	...oh.
[2008-09-25 13:07:43 UTC]	<Down Rodeo>	Hi Edan!
[2008-09-25 13:07:49 UTC]	<aaronjer>	I can't believe you ditched us, Edan. I'm crushed.]
[2008-09-25 13:07:57 UTC]	<eDan Co.>	Hi
[2008-09-25 13:08:16 UTC]	<eDan Co.>	Sorry... I was so exited that it's 4:30
[2008-09-25 13:08:28 UTC]	<aaronjer>	So, do you like dressing up dolls and then having them fight each other?
[2008-09-25 13:08:29 UTC]	<eDan Co.>	I just run like crazy
[2008-09-25 13:09:00 UTC]	<eDan Co.>	Umm... Yeah, sure(?)
[2008-09-25 13:09:42 UTC]	<aaronjer>	Then you will probably appreciate all of the links to Self Help at Getting over Soul Caliber 4 sites I sent to your email.
[2008-09-25 13:10:14 UTC]	<Down Rodeo>	Well I was going to say since I discovered [url=http://nemesis.thewavelength.net/index.php?p=45]Crafty[/url] much of my hard-drive space has been taken up by HL2 models and textures. I plan to make a proper render sometime.
[2008-09-25 13:10:14 UTC]	<eDan Co.>	More bad new: The Rocket Man cancelled his stunt
[2008-09-25 13:10:14 UTC]	<aaronjer>	They are real sites and real links, and you should check your email every minute to see if they've arrived.
[2008-09-25 13:10:35 UTC]	<Down Rodeo>	Rocket Man?
[2008-09-25 13:10:42 UTC]	<eDan Co.>	I cut school especially for the live brodcast on the NGC
[2008-09-25 13:10:53 UTC]	<aaronjer>	What? SRAW or David Bowie?
[2008-09-25 13:11:13 UTC]	<eDan Co.>	What's his name in English?
[2008-09-25 13:11:21 UTC]	<eDan Co.>	Birdman maybe?
[2008-09-25 13:11:39 UTC]	<Down Rodeo>	I gots nothin'.
[2008-09-25 13:11:43 UTC]	<eDan Co.>	The guy who flies with a rocket and homemade wings
[2008-09-25 13:12:04 UTC]	<eDan Co.>	He was gonna cross the English channel today
[2008-09-25 13:12:30 UTC]	<Down Rodeo>	Hmmm....
[2008-09-25 13:12:39 UTC]	<Down Rodeo>	Oh wait I think I saw something about that a while ago.
[2008-09-25 13:12:46 UTC]	<aaronjer>	I've never heard of this. I shall do my best to continue never hearing of this, despite your best efforts.
[2008-09-25 13:12:50 UTC]	<Down Rodeo>	Disappointing then.
[2008-09-25 13:13:02 UTC]	<Down Rodeo>	Who is good at integration?
[2008-09-25 13:13:15 UTC]	<eDan Co.>	AJ
[2008-09-25 13:13:33 UTC]	<aaronjer>	Well I managed to get some Mexicans into a predominantly white upper class neighborhood... but I don't think that's what you want.
[2008-09-25 13:14:18 UTC]	<Down Rodeo>	No, God no.
[2008-09-25 13:14:22 UTC]	<Down Rodeo>	:D
[2008-09-25 13:14:40 UTC]	<Down Rodeo>	Really I'm trying to do my maths, unfortunately I can't.
[2008-09-25 13:15:00 UTC]	<eDan Co.>	http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/7634927.stm
[2008-09-25 13:15:43 UTC]	<aaronjer>	Fuck you, Edan.
[2008-09-25 13:15:50 UTC]	<aaronjer>	You just had to push it, didn't you.
[2008-09-25 13:15:50 UTC]	<eDan Co.>	I can't believe you never heard of this guy. He's one of my heros
[2008-09-25 13:16:06 UTC]	<eDan Co.>	And yes, I did
[2008-09-25 13:16:12 UTC]	<aaronjer>	But you'll never get me to go to www.wild.com! NEVER! I WON'T DO IT!
[2008-09-25 13:16:41 UTC]	<Down Rodeo>	Wild.com?
[2008-09-25 13:16:44 UTC]	<Down Rodeo>	I don't know it...
[2008-09-25 13:16:48 UTC]	<aaronjer>	Don't worry about that. It's an old inside joke.
[2008-09-25 13:16:51 UTC]	<Down Rodeo>	But yeah, I have heard of him
[2008-09-25 13:17:00 UTC]	<aaronjer>	I really have no idea what the site is.
[2008-09-25 13:17:04 UTC]	<Down Rodeo>	12 minutes is pretty impressive.
[2008-09-25 13:17:21 UTC]	<aaronjer>	I'm impressed by basically anything that can happen in 12 minutes.
[2008-09-25 13:17:52 UTC]	<eDan Co.>	12 minutes of sleep is ineradicable
[2008-09-25 13:17:57 UTC]	<aaronjer>	The world is so amazing! I'm going to go get my mind blown by upholstery!
[2008-09-25 13:18:14 UTC]	<Down Rodeo>	I am working on 4 hrs sleep at the moment...
[2008-09-25 13:18:25 UTC]	<Down Rodeo>	I was at a club last night. Hilarious fun.
[2008-09-25 13:19:04 UTC]	<eDan Co.>	What kind of club?
[2008-09-25 13:19:15 UTC]	<aaronjer>	Last time I went to a club I played pool and darts with one of my numerous cousins. She kicked my ass but I didn't mind. What I DID mind was that I was the desginated driver so I didn't get no Vodka! :(
[2008-09-25 13:19:18 UTC]	<eDan Co.>	:|
[2008-09-25 13:19:51 UTC]	<eDan Co.>	Is this the rapist cousin?
[2008-09-25 13:20:00 UTC]	<Down Rodeo>	I was at Lava/Ignite
[2008-09-25 13:20:04 UTC]	<Down Rodeo>	Formerly Cav.
[2008-09-25 13:20:07 UTC]	<aaronjer>	No. I wouldn't go down the street to get the mail with that cousin.
[2008-09-25 13:21:12 UTC]	<aaronjer>	She is the cousin that I wish would dress me.
[2008-09-25 13:21:25 UTC]	<aaronjer>	That sounded creepy. What I meant was that she has some serious style.
[2008-09-25 13:22:01 UTC]	<aaronjer>	And I want it applied to me.
[2008-09-25 13:22:46 UTC]	<Down Rodeo>	Sounded proper dodgy.
[2008-09-25 13:22:47 UTC]	<aaronjer>	She's got even more style than that one girlfriend I had that put make-up on me and made it REALLY hard not to cheat on her.
[2008-09-25 13:23:00 UTC]	<Down Rodeo>	?
[2008-09-25 13:23:08 UTC]	<Down Rodeo>	Do I want to know?
[2008-09-25 13:23:50 UTC]	<aaronjer>	Well, that girlfriend made me so attractive, view the clothes she put on me and the eyeliner and various other things she applied to me... that I had hoochies all up in my grill 24/7 as soon as I stepped outside.
[2008-09-25 13:24:22 UTC]	<aaronjer>	I mean, I'm already just about the purdiest guy anyone ever saw... but she just made it glow with an unearthly aura.
[2008-09-25 13:24:55 UTC]	<Down Rodeo>	Good to see you have an healthy self-esteem.
[2008-09-25 13:24:56 UTC]	<aaronjer>	Making it hard not to cheat, as it would be so easy.
[2008-09-25 13:25:18 UTC]	<aaronjer>	Most people just say that I'm a self-absorbed asshole.
[2008-09-25 13:26:09 UTC]	<Down Rodeo>	I'm nicer than most people.
[2008-09-25 13:26:14 UTC]	<Down Rodeo>	Nah, not really.
[2008-09-25 13:26:44 UTC]	<aaronjer>	You just use nicer words than most people. I could detect the underlying tone of "What a dick" back there.
[2008-09-25 13:27:12 UTC]	<aaronjer>	But seriously, it's okay, because I really am that pretty.
[2008-09-25 13:27:36 UTC]	<Down Rodeo>	I've seen your MySpace; I would.
[2008-09-25 13:29:46 UTC]	<Down Rodeo>	I'm going to assume that either you haven't read that, have nothing to say to it or perhaps have not understood it.
[2008-09-25 13:30:01 UTC]	<aaronjer>	You would what? You would know? You would tap that? You would disagree? You would nominate me for the not quite as hot as Johnny Depp award?
[2008-09-25 13:30:30 UTC]	<aaronjer>	It was the latter. :D
[2008-09-25 13:31:13 UTC]	<aaronjer>	Mah brain ain't got too many synapses these days! It's all dem Smirnoffs I been knockin' back into my feedin' hole!
[2008-09-25 13:32:22 UTC]	<Down Rodeo>	It's something of a local slang, "I would" signifying that the speaker would not be averse to engaging in sexual relations with the subject.
[2008-09-25 13:32:47 UTC]	<Down Rodeo>	My sister and her friends, having tired of "I would", came up with "I have".
[2008-09-25 13:32:51 UTC]	<Down Rodeo>	Disturbing.
[2008-09-25 13:33:21 UTC]	<aaronjer>	Is your sister a super slut, or just really weird?
[2008-09-25 13:33:21 UTC]	<eDan Co.>	It's kind like what we have
[2008-09-25 13:33:25 UTC]	<eDan Co.>	"Yes"
[2008-09-25 13:33:42 UTC]	<eDan Co.>	"Yes" is our "I would"
[2008-09-25 13:33:56 UTC]	<aaronjer>	Over here it's more like "Would you like to have some of my sex with me?"
[2008-09-25 13:33:59 UTC]	<Down Rodeo>	Really weird.
[2008-09-25 13:34:15 UTC]	<eDan Co.>	It's not a question though
[2008-09-25 13:34:20 UTC]	<Down Rodeo>	See that's Americans, nothing is lost to subtlety :p
[2008-09-25 13:34:49 UTC]	<aaronjer>	Don't let the "?" confuse you. It's a direct statement.
[2008-09-25 13:35:04 UTC]	<aaronjer>	Also I'm just making shit up.
[2008-09-25 13:35:16 UTC]	<Down Rodeo>	Thought so.
[2008-09-25 13:35:21 UTC]	<eDan Co.>	Remeber the cake? I'm gonna say goodbye to it now
[2008-09-25 13:35:32 UTC]	<aaronjer>	Out which hole?
[2008-09-25 13:35:42 UTC]	<Down Rodeo>	I thought it was a lie!
[2008-09-25 13:35:51 UTC]	<aaronjer>	It's about to be.
[2008-09-25 13:35:57 UTC]	<Down Rodeo>	As far as I remember you don't have a laptop
[2008-09-25 13:36:13 UTC]	<eDan Co.>	Out of my moth in the form of poop... Like in South Park
[2008-09-25 13:36:19 UTC]	<Down Rodeo>	So I'd guess (exluding the possibilty of desktops in the bathroom) that it would be your mouthhole.
[2008-09-25 13:37:19 UTC]	<aaronjer>	So speaking of weird slang, have you guys come into contact with term of wanting to pee in someone's butt as a way of appreciating something they've done for you?
[2008-09-25 13:37:55 UTC]	<Down Rodeo>	No.
[2008-09-25 13:38:11 UTC]	<aaronjer>	Like, "My friend Paul drove me back home yesterday after I lost my car keys. I'm totally gonna pee in his butt"
[2008-09-25 13:38:14 UTC]	<aaronjer>	It's hilarious.
[2008-09-25 13:38:33 UTC]	<Down Rodeo>	Interesting....
[2008-09-25 13:38:39 UTC]	<Down Rodeo>	Can one pay for this?
[2008-09-25 13:38:50 UTC]	<aaronjer>	That girlfriend I had used to use that one all the time.
[2008-09-25 13:39:05 UTC]	<aaronjer>	It's just a phrase man, no real urination needs to be involved.
[2008-09-25 13:39:11 UTC]	<aaronjer>	It just means you're thankful.
[2008-09-25 13:40:26 UTC]	<eDan Co.>	Isn't today my registration day?
[2008-09-25 13:40:35 UTC]	<Down Rodeo>	Yes,
[2008-09-25 13:40:36 UTC]	<Down Rodeo>	.
[2008-09-25 13:40:39 UTC]	<eDan Co.>	No, yesterday was
[2008-09-25 13:41:12 UTC]	<eDan Co.>	The cake was so solid on the way out... I neede my brrothe to pee in my butt
[2008-09-25 13:41:29 UTC]	<eDan Co.>	nedded* brother*
[2008-09-25 13:41:30 UTC]	<aaronjer>	Okay, that would be incorrect usage.
[2008-09-25 13:41:46 UTC]	<eDan Co.>	Yes, I realized
[2008-09-25 13:42:14 UTC]	<Down Rodeo>	What you really need is WD40.
[2008-09-25 13:42:17 UTC]	<aaronjer>	If you said "my brother helped me get out of a really sticky situation on the crapper, so I peed in his butt" then you'd be looking at a prime sample of the phrase.
[2008-09-25 13:42:46 UTC]	<Down Rodeo>	Even better.
[2008-09-25 13:43:08 UTC]	<aaronjer>	It can be used in reverse though, like "Some guy just gave me change for the bus!" "Why'd he do that?" "Oh, I peed in his butt."
[2008-09-25 13:44:01 UTC]	<aaronjer>	It's extra funny when girls say it, because of the implied implausibility.
[2008-09-25 13:45:09 UTC]	<eDan Co.>	:D
[2008-09-25 13:45:57 UTC]	<eDan Co.>	"pee in his butt" sounds even better in Hebrew. I'll get the phrase going here too
[2008-09-25 13:46:11 UTC]	<aaronjer>	How much better?
[2008-09-25 13:46:29 UTC]	<Down Rodeo>	I can't really think of any phrase like that unfortuantely.
[2008-09-25 13:46:35 UTC]	<Down Rodeo>	All man banter has evaporated.
[2008-09-25 13:47:15 UTC]	<aaronjer>	Man banter? But I hear girls saying it more often than guys.
[2008-09-25 13:47:47 UTC]	<aaronjer>	I guess guys are homophobic sometimes. They seem to have to problem with the much less used "Pee in her butt"
[2008-09-25 13:48:01 UTC]	<aaronjer>	er... not to... I meant no
[2008-09-25 13:48:51 UTC]	<eDan Co.>	I never notice mistakes you make until you point the out
[2008-09-25 13:49:01 UTC]	<eDan Co.>	I just read it correctly
[2008-09-25 13:49:05 UTC]	<Down Rodeo>	My banter, that should have been
[2008-09-25 13:50:00 UTC]	<aaronjer>	I remember one time when my boss (who was really hot) let me have a day off with pay when I had an emergency one time, and I was all like "Wow, thanks, do you want me to pee in your butt a little" and at first she seemed really surprised, but then she was all like "Okay, but just little, I'm busy"
[2008-09-25 13:50:11 UTC]	<aaronjer>	And then I laughed for about 48 hours.
[2008-09-25 13:50:58 UTC]	<aaronjer>	"Man banter" is an awesome, if accidental, phrase in it's own right.
[2008-09-25 13:51:21 UTC]	<Down Rodeo>	This is perhaps true.
[2008-09-25 13:51:28 UTC]	<Down Rodeo>	I shall have to float it for the flatmates.
[2008-09-25 13:51:57 UTC]	<Down Rodeo>	Oh yes, I am in Edinburgh now. I'll be on a little bit more in early mornings (like 7.30 GMT)
[2008-09-25 13:52:00 UTC]	<aaronjer>	Do them the favor of telling them about "Man banter" and maybe they'll pee in your butt!
[2008-09-25 13:52:26 UTC]	<aaronjer>	Auld Reekie, eh? Why do I know that?
[2008-09-25 13:55:18 UTC]	<Down Rodeo>	No idea.
[2008-09-25 13:55:24 UTC]	<Down Rodeo>	It is aname for the place.
[2008-09-25 13:55:44 UTC]	<Down Rodeo>	Based on the method for emptying toilets a few centuries back.
[2008-09-25 13:55:51 UTC]	<Down Rodeo>	That is, out of windows.
[2008-09-25 13:56:12 UTC]	<aaronjer>	I know that too. But WHY?! Why would I know such a thing?! I can remember the thing but I can't remember WHY I remember it!
[2008-09-25 13:56:22 UTC]	<aaronjer>	Doubleyoo tee the fuck!
[2008-09-25 13:59:34 UTC]	<Down Rodeo>	Hmmm
[2008-09-25 14:00:04 UTC]	<Down Rodeo>	I like random facts. I was able to chat to a friend of a friend last night about the origins of the word "malapropism"
[2008-09-25 17:23:30 UTC]	<eDan Co.>	Sir Paul Mc
[2008-09-25 17:24:11 UTC]	<eDan Co.>	Sir Paul McCartney is preforming in Israel!!
[2008-09-25 17:24:20 UTC]	<eDan Co.>	Why am I not there?
[2008-09-25 18:09:51 UTC]	<molkman>	Because you only listen to fallout boy?
[2008-09-25 18:46:35 UTC]	<eDan Co.>	Yeah... not really