[2008-08-20 05:14:35 UTC] how a botn anna ^^ [2008-08-20 09:15:30 UTC] Daily Tip: Don't have unprotected sex with a person who has an STD. [2008-08-20 11:10:47 UTC] Daily Tip: It's always good to have money. [2008-08-20 13:29:53 UTC] Monthly Tip: Daily Tips occur more often that Monthy Tips. [2008-08-20 13:33:17 UTC] Annual Tip: hahaha :real_happy: [2008-08-20 13:37:20 UTC] Hi everyone [2008-08-20 13:41:49 UTC] You were just referring to me, right? [2008-08-20 13:41:57 UTC] I think of myself as an "everyone" [2008-08-20 13:43:21 UTC] I beat Dragon Quest VI today... I'm proud of myself. Because that game wasn't very good and it took some serious perseverence to go all the way to the end. [2008-08-20 13:43:52 UTC] The last boss was named "Deathtamoor." For the love of god, why would anything be named "Deathtamoor"?! [2008-08-20 13:44:36 UTC] It's even worse than "Necrosaro" from Dragon Warrior IV... [2008-08-20 13:45:51 UTC] Deathmatoor... [2008-08-20 13:45:55 UTC] It has a ring to it [2008-08-20 13:46:17 UTC] Hate. [2008-08-20 13:47:03 UTC] If you ever go insane and decide to play all the early Dragon Quest games, stop once you've beaten V... [2008-08-20 13:47:38 UTC] I'm ok thanks [2008-08-20 13:47:47 UTC] I'll stick to... I dunno [2008-08-20 13:47:47 UTC] The failed to have a story in VI. Dragon Quest V was awesome because it had the most interesting story of any 16-bit rpg... [2008-08-20 13:48:33 UTC] Awesome, I have them on FireNes! [2008-08-20 13:48:50 UTC] I really hate "ZOMG! THE DEMON IS RETURNING! GET THE ORBS AND THE HERO SWORD AND KILL IT!" stories. [2008-08-20 13:48:51 UTC] Have you ever tried it? [2008-08-20 13:49:05 UTC] WTF is FireNes? [2008-08-20 13:49:06 UTC] Not getting the sword, FireNes [2008-08-20 13:49:33 UTC] It is an add-on for FireFox [2008-08-20 13:49:46 UTC] It has approxiamtely loads of Nes games and a nes emulator [2008-08-20 13:49:47 UTC] Why? [2008-08-20 13:50:15 UTC] Why not? [2008-08-20 13:50:27 UTC] It means I get to waste time playing nes games [2008-08-20 13:50:36 UTC] Well... why does it need to be a browser add-on? [2008-08-20 13:50:43 UTC] http://firenes.en.softonic.com/ [2008-08-20 13:50:52 UTC] That way it runs on many platforms [2008-08-20 13:51:13 UTC] I mean, if it were Windows only, I'd be stuffed for my laptop [2008-08-20 13:51:19 UTC] But all the good emulators already do that. [2008-08-20 13:51:28 UTC] Really I don't know but I suppose you could ask the creators [2008-08-20 13:51:37 UTC] It's good anyway [2008-08-20 13:52:54 UTC] Well, then you can play Dragon Warrior IV then all day long. The story wasn't perfect, but it had certain perks. [2008-08-20 13:53:06 UTC] I said then too muhc. [2008-08-20 13:53:35 UTC] It doesn't work with desktop effects, give me a second... [2008-08-20 13:54:08 UTC] I really liked the mostly standard character roster, with just one completely out of place party member. There was the typical captain of the guard guy, the mysterious magical sorceress, the legendary hero... [2008-08-20 13:54:37 UTC] And a loud fat man in vertically striped pajamas. [2008-08-20 13:55:38 UTC] Nice! [2008-08-20 13:55:48 UTC] Oh Taloon, why were you part of the hero's party? And what would your wife say if she knew you weren't minding the shop? [2008-08-20 13:55:57 UTC] I appreciate a game that has good character variation [2008-08-20 13:56:38 UTC] People thought Taloon was so entertaining there were actually several spin-off games made about him, even though he was utterly unimportant in the game he was originally from. [2008-08-20 13:56:53 UTC] lol [2008-08-20 13:57:05 UTC] :( [2008-08-20 13:57:11 UTC] Firenes has given up on me [2008-08-20 13:57:14 UTC] Which is annoying# [2008-08-20 13:57:59 UTC] It sorta seemed like he didn't reall 'get' that there was a whole 'save the world battle against the god of hell' thing going on. [2008-08-20 13:58:27 UTC] Ignorance is bliss, I suppose [2008-08-20 13:58:41 UTC] And his ability to do a strange dance to lower the enemy's magic points was hilarious in it's own right. [2008-08-20 13:59:01 UTC] I'd lose my MP too if a loud fat man in pajamas started wiggling around in front of me. [2008-08-20 13:59:19 UTC] lol [2008-08-20 13:59:41 UTC] You'd loose a lot of things I suppose, perhaps including sanity [2008-08-20 14:00:18 UTC] Oh crap [2008-08-20 14:00:20 UTC] It's lose [2008-08-20 14:00:23 UTC] He could inexplicably and randomly use any ability that any monster in the game had, no matter how little sense it made. And I mean randomly, he never followed orders, he'd just do his own thing during the fight and act like the hero wasn't the leader. [2008-08-20 14:00:26 UTC] I made bad. [2008-08-20 14:00:36 UTC] What. [2008-08-20 14:00:36 UTC] Nice [2008-08-20 14:00:52 UTC] "loose" is something which is not secure [2008-08-20 14:01:04 UTC] You said lose. [2008-08-20 14:01:09 UTC] I wasn't sure what you meant. [2008-08-20 14:01:09 UTC] "lose" is not to win something or not to fins [2008-08-20 14:01:23 UTC] Down Rodeo said: You'd loose a lot of things I suppose, perhaps including sanity [2008-08-20 14:01:37 UTC] Oh. I didn't notice that mistake. [2008-08-20 14:01:41 UTC] :( [2008-08-20 14:01:47 UTC] You see, we're only compounding errors now. [2008-08-20 14:01:48 UTC] It gets worse every fucking day. [2008-08-20 14:02:55 UTC] It was always great though, when you were losing a really tough fight and then all the sudden Taloon would get his act together and use the most powerful attack of the last boss in the game on your opponents, and obliterate them utterly. Then he'd forget about it and wander around aimlessly. [2008-08-20 14:03:35 UTC] :D [2008-08-20 14:03:44 UTC] Anyway. Dragon Quest V was still better. But it's SNES. [2008-08-20 14:03:51 UTC] Ah [2008-08-20 14:03:56 UTC] I thought I couldn't see it [2008-08-20 14:04:03 UTC] DQV had the best "Who is the hero?!" scenario evar. [2008-08-20 14:04:29 UTC] Java, I forgot about Java [2008-08-20 14:04:39 UTC] That's why it didn't work [2008-08-20 14:04:47 UTC] The game starts with you being a little kid, and you're following your dad around who is looking for the legendary equipment that only the hero can wield, to see if he's the hero and to kill the demon lord of cliches. [2008-08-20 14:04:55 UTC] But Java is gay. [2008-08-20 14:05:31 UTC] And it's heavily hinted that you are actually the hero, your dad dies, and you get enslaved, many years later you finally manage to find a piece of the legendary equipment... and you can't wield it either. [2008-08-20 14:05:34 UTC] It is, it's horrible [2008-08-20 14:05:42 UTC] Ouch, burn [2008-08-20 14:05:50 UTC] It's the only rpg EVER where your main character isn't the legendary hero. [2008-08-20 14:06:15 UTC] ...this is true [2008-08-20 14:06:33 UTC] Who turns out to be the chosen one? [2008-08-20 14:06:47 UTC] So, in the process of looking for the hero, you find a girl you think might be the hero, but she's not either. Then you get married to her and have kids, become a king and kill lots of powerful bad guys. [2008-08-20 14:06:48 UTC] ...Actually FFX pulled that one [2008-08-20 14:06:56 UTC] Eventually it turns out your son is the hero. [2008-08-20 14:07:04 UTC] Ah [2008-08-20 14:07:17 UTC] But you're overprotective so you won't let him go kill the demon lord on his own. [2008-08-20 14:07:24 UTC] So this was something of a non-time-critical world-destroying evil? [2008-08-20 14:07:59 UTC] So you and your wife hold his hand pretty much while he cuts down the demon lord. Actually, it was just being slow about it. Taking it's time, not rushing into things. [2008-08-20 14:08:07 UTC] But it WAS slowly making everything crappier. [2008-08-20 14:08:31 UTC] ah [2008-08-20 14:09:08 UTC] That's kinda funny [2008-08-20 14:09:22 UTC] The whole "go kill the demon, be back for tea" [2008-08-20 14:09:24 UTC] It's kinda funny because you're actually way more powerful than your son is until the end of the game, but he's the only one capable of doing damage to the demon lord. So you just stand there and parry the demon lord's attacks while you're prepubescent kids kill him. [2008-08-20 14:09:50 UTC] Wrong your. Fuck. [2008-08-20 14:09:51 UTC] This is where the demon should give up and go home [2008-08-20 14:10:08 UTC] I'll forgive you, it is either really late or really early with you [2008-08-20 14:10:13 UTC] Yeah, the demon lord actually wasn't strong enough to get past the legendary hero's dad... [2008-08-20 14:10:32 UTC] But the legendary hero's dad couldn't kill him [2008-08-20 14:11:00 UTC] You can imagine that the story was much more complex than your typical RPG... [2008-08-20 14:11:14 UTC] Sounds like it... [2008-08-20 14:11:16 UTC] Playing as the legendary hero's dad is just totally weird... [2008-08-20 14:11:19 UTC] And awesome. [2008-08-20 14:11:26 UTC] :) [2008-08-20 14:11:43 UTC] Once I get java installed I'll start playing [2008-08-20 14:11:48 UTC] Your son and daughter aren't totally useless though, the demon lord manages to turn you into stone to get you out of the way at one point, and your kids find you and unstone you. [2008-08-20 14:12:06 UTC] Not bad [2008-08-20 14:12:14 UTC] But that's just about all they do. [2008-08-20 14:12:18 UTC] It'd be good to have children who are good in the cruch like that [2008-08-20 14:12:26 UTC] *crunch [2008-08-20 14:12:38 UTC] That was a REALLY cool story section of the game, the story just followed your statue and everything that happened to it for several years. [2008-08-20 14:12:55 UTC] klkl [2008-08-20 14:13:02 UTC] Crapped on by pigeons? [2008-08-20 14:13:27 UTC] Well, some guy finds you and sells you at a thrift store or something, and then some dude uses you as a lawn ornament. [2008-08-20 14:13:43 UTC] lol [2008-08-20 14:13:50 UTC] Are you aware at this time? [2008-08-20 14:14:12 UTC] Well, you as the player get to watch everything happening, but it doesn't say whether or not the character is aware. [2008-08-20 14:14:27 UTC] ah [2008-08-20 14:14:44 UTC] Hellu [2008-08-20 14:14:57 UTC] Edan! [2008-08-20 14:15:02 UTC] I'm sorry to bother you, but I have a questions [2008-08-20 14:15:06 UTC] Croll up, look at firebug [2008-08-20 14:15:08 UTC] So all the sudden some kids wander into the guy's yard and turn his lawn decorations into badass swordsman... and then they run off to kill the lord of all evil. [2008-08-20 14:15:10 UTC] firenes [2008-08-20 14:15:19 UTC] nice [2008-08-20 14:15:21 UTC] And the guy is like...] [2008-08-20 14:15:22 UTC] W [2008-08-20 14:15:23 UTC] T [2008-08-20 14:15:23 UTC] F [2008-08-20 14:15:29 UTC] [img]http://www.nuklearpower.com/images/crabby-avatar.gif[/img] [2008-08-20 14:15:45 UTC] What does it say on the top left? [2008-08-20 14:15:46 UTC] See aren't there inherent problems in killing the lord of all evil? [2008-08-20 14:15:51 UTC] No idea [2008-08-20 14:15:56 UTC] Ask Brian Clevinger [2008-08-20 14:16:20 UTC] :real_happy: [2008-08-20 14:16:21 UTC] I did. [2008-08-20 14:16:28 UTC] Ok, good night [2008-08-20 14:16:35 UTC] Night? [2008-08-20 14:17:07 UTC] Well he obviously wasn't very good at being the lord of evil, not being able to finish of the hero's dad... and it was destined that he'd be replaced by a newer and potentially less lame lord of all evil once he was killed. [2008-08-20 14:17:16 UTC] hmmm [2008-08-20 14:17:23 UTC] So why kill him? [2008-08-20 14:17:33 UTC] Why not just let him suck? [2008-08-20 14:17:38 UTC] Well, because it takes 50 years for a new lord of all evil to show up. [2008-08-20 14:17:44 UTC] Leave him as a pinata for the kids? [2008-08-20 14:17:49 UTC] So you get 50 years of no random encounters. [2008-08-20 14:18:07 UTC] Because the main boss in rpgs is ALWAYS the cause of all random encounters. [2008-08-20 14:18:30 UTC] lol [2008-08-20 14:18:51 UTC] Did you ever play Jade Empire? [2008-08-20 14:18:56 UTC] (Slightly on topic) [2008-08-20 14:19:07 UTC] I don't think so. [2008-08-20 14:19:28 UTC] Was it about love and the soul? [2008-08-20 14:19:51 UTC] No [2008-08-20 14:20:09 UTC] Was it about listening to your heart and peace around the world? [2008-08-20 14:20:13 UTC] It's a Western RPG set in a fictional East [2008-08-20 14:20:24 UTC] Think KotOR [2008-08-20 14:20:40 UTC] Star Wars is not in China. [2008-08-20 14:20:51 UTC] Same company [2008-08-20 14:21:00 UTC] Bioware [2008-08-20 14:21:37 UTC] Was it long? [2008-08-20 14:21:49 UTC] 25 hours if you stretched it [2008-08-20 14:21:54 UTC] 20 really [2008-08-20 14:22:16 UTC] I just mention it because it's an RPG which I own and is rather good [2008-08-20 14:22:42 UTC] You can get it on Steam nowadays [2008-08-20 14:25:55 UTC] Brb, hopefully Java works now [2008-08-20 14:25:56 UTC] I just read about it on the Wikipedia. [2008-08-20 14:26:00 UTC] Now I want to play it. [2008-08-20 14:26:10 UTC] Have you played Mass Effect? [2008-08-20 14:26:30 UTC] The side-quests were numerous and homosexual, but the main game was pretty badass. [2008-08-20 14:26:30 UTC] I haven't, heard good things/bad things [2008-08-20 14:26:50 UTC] I was considering it... [2008-08-20 14:26:57 UTC] Perhaps I shall consider it further [2008-08-20 14:27:12 UTC] RPGs aren't a big thing with me but I did enjoy Jade Empire [2008-08-20 14:27:15 UTC] And for no explainable reason it requires an internet connection to play. [2008-08-20 14:27:36 UTC] It's explainable [2008-08-20 14:27:39 UTC] DRM [2008-08-20 14:27:46 UTC] Securom or something [2008-08-20 14:27:47 UTC] Well, Mass Effect is also a shooter... it isn't turn based at all, it onlt barely qualifies as an RPG. [2008-08-20 14:27:59 UTC] Also a shooter? [2008-08-20 14:28:03 UTC] I like shooting things [2008-08-20 14:28:21 UTC] Well, then you'll like Mass Effect, because that's basically all that you do. [2008-08-20 14:28:33 UTC] I made my (massively breasted and moderately unrealistic) character a lesbian in JE [2008-08-20 14:28:34 UTC] Shoot people you don't like, and intimidate the rest. [2008-08-20 14:28:41 UTC] It's kinda funny [2008-08-20 14:28:50 UTC] Now that sounds like my kind of game :) [2008-08-20 14:28:52 UTC] Well, you can lez out in Mass Effect too. [2008-08-20 14:29:08 UTC] With aliens. [2008-08-20 14:29:09 UTC] Excellent, good to see no gender bias [2008-08-20 14:29:19 UTC] Actually I'm not sure if you can go gay [2008-08-20 14:29:25 UTC] Sky seems a bit to straight [2008-08-20 14:29:53 UTC] Well, the female characters in Mass Effect don't seem to have any real problem getting nekkid with each other. [2008-08-20 14:30:03 UTC] And they woulda done it again if they had time, they said so themselve.s [2008-08-20 14:30:30 UTC] lol [2008-08-20 14:30:40 UTC] So you've been down that route [2008-08-20 14:30:48 UTC] Oh, the vehicle sections [2008-08-20 14:30:52 UTC] Any fun? [2008-08-20 14:30:56 UTC] But the best 'romance' part of any RPG was in Fallout 2. When you get get forced at gunpoint to marry some guy/girl you probably shouldn't have fucked. [2008-08-20 14:31:13 UTC] Vehicle sections only had one real problem. Too easy. [2008-08-20 14:31:25 UTC] The enemy never had nearly enough firepower to handle your truck of doom. [2008-08-20 14:31:29 UTC] lol [2008-08-20 14:32:42 UTC] And then in Fallout 2 your wife/husband follows you around everywhere and takes up a vital party member slot. [2008-08-20 14:33:05 UTC] They're completely useless in a fight. But you can always just shoot them in the head or leave them to die in the desert somewhere. [2008-08-20 14:33:36 UTC] Wow [2008-08-20 14:33:44 UTC] So this is why people like Fallout? [2008-08-20 14:34:11 UTC] However it's a lot funnier to equip them with advanced power armor and plasma weapons, and watch them ineffetively shoot themself in the foot during a fight. [2008-08-20 14:34:25 UTC] By ineffective I mean that people are nearly invincible while wearing power armor. [2008-08-20 14:34:36 UTC] Yeah, that's the kind of thing that makes Fallout 2 awesome. [2008-08-20 14:34:43 UTC] lol [2008-08-20 14:34:48 UTC] Some games claim to have "good" and "evil" routes. [2008-08-20 14:35:08 UTC] But Fallout 2 is the only game that lets you TRULY be a dirty low down scumbag of a motherfucker. [2008-08-20 14:36:08 UTC] I was going to say something about Jade Empire for comparison but I'll let you play it first, should you deicde to [2008-08-20 14:36:27 UTC] Like joining the raiders? They're all like, we're done raping these two women we brought back with us after we pointlessly massacred a town, if you'll beat them to death for us you can join our raider gang! [2008-08-20 14:36:30 UTC] That was awesome. [2008-08-20 14:38:03 UTC] :o [2008-08-20 14:38:15 UTC] Or, of course, convincing Sulik to stop drinking, paying off his debts and asking him to come with you to try to find his lost sister... and then prompty selling him into slavery for booze money... for no good reason. [2008-08-20 14:39:01 UTC] And you can always ALWAYS ALWAYS shoot anyone you don't like. [2008-08-20 14:39:37 UTC] Nobody gets plot armor. Anyone can get offed whenever you decide to hide some plastic explosives under their bed. [2008-08-20 14:39:50 UTC] That is good [2008-08-20 14:39:59 UTC] Random invincibles are annoying [2008-08-20 14:40:20 UTC] And if a shopkeeper's goods seem to pricey, you can just kill them and take EVERYTHING they own, or steal it all while they aren't looking. [2008-08-20 14:40:26 UTC] There's really no limitations... it's great. [2008-08-20 14:40:27 UTC] lol [2008-08-20 14:41:11 UTC] Also becoming a porn-star is interesting... [2008-08-20 14:41:26 UTC] Mostly because of the possible list of nicknames you get to choose from. [2008-08-20 14:41:30 UTC] Like "Eyebrows" [2008-08-20 14:41:40 UTC] You can become a porn star? [2008-08-20 14:41:53 UTC] Yup. You have to have really high endurance and charisma though. [2008-08-20 14:41:58 UTC] lol [2008-08-20 14:42:11 UTC] Are we still talking about Fallout? [2008-08-20 14:42:15 UTC] Yes. [2008-08-20 14:42:19 UTC] Ok. [2008-08-20 14:42:36 UTC] Oh, and I think you need quite a bit of agility too. [2008-08-20 14:42:44 UTC] Otherwise your stuck being an extra. [2008-08-20 14:42:46 UTC] Makes sense I suppose [2008-08-20 14:43:05 UTC] I suppsoe you get paid none too badly? [2008-08-20 14:43:06 UTC] You can also arbitrarily join a boxing league, ya know, for the lulz. [2008-08-20 14:43:32 UTC] :D [2008-08-20 14:43:42 UTC] High strength/endurance? [2008-08-20 14:43:48 UTC] But you have to be really careful when you get high in the ranks, because a certain boxer will bite your ear off and permanently drop your charisma by several points... [2008-08-20 14:44:13 UTC] You can join the boxing league no matter what your stats are, you'll just get creamed if you aren't really tough. [2008-08-20 14:45:05 UTC] And you aren't allowed to wear power armor while boxing... sadly... because it WOULD be really funny to just twist the other boxer's head off as your first attack. [2008-08-20 14:45:48 UTC] lol [2008-08-20 14:45:51 UTC] And... MOST importantly, unlike most RPGs, your character TALKS. [2008-08-20 14:45:53 UTC] OH MY GOD. [2008-08-20 14:46:05 UTC] That has always annoyed me! [2008-08-20 14:46:10 UTC] Silent protaganists are gay. [2008-08-20 14:46:10 UTC] I want to hear talking! [2008-08-20 14:46:28 UTC] Because, the escapism is from being someone else! [2008-08-20 14:46:31 UTC] The conversations in that game are mind-bogglingly hilarious. [2008-08-20 14:46:39 UTC] Not trying to place yourself in that situation [2008-08-20 14:46:48 UTC] Yeah, I totally agree. [2008-08-20 14:47:43 UTC] Jade Empire's protagonists are silent save an occasional shout of "I need healing" or "That's much better" [2008-08-20 14:47:44 UTC] The inter-party-member conversations are the best. Like if you're a chick, one guy will constantly hit on you, and another guy will say he doesn't like the way he talks to you (the chick) [2008-08-20 14:48:01 UTC] :D [2008-08-20 14:48:26 UTC] It sounds like you would enjoy JE, you should check it out [2008-08-20 14:48:29 UTC] And then you'll tell the who is standing up for you (His name is Cassidy) that you didn't know he cared and that your hearts all aflutter. [2008-08-20 14:48:56 UTC] And then he'll get all embarrassed and shut up. Which is probably good because he's like 50 and you can be as young as 16. [2008-08-20 14:49:40 UTC] But of course you were just messing with him, because it was funny. [2008-08-20 14:49:52 UTC] lol [2008-08-20 14:50:03 UTC] And that's usually when you go shoot the guy who wouldn't stop hitting on you in the kneecaps, because he wouldn't stop hitting on you. [2008-08-20 14:50:08 UTC] brb again... [2008-08-20 14:50:48 UTC] Argh flaming cockmonkies [2008-08-20 14:51:00 UTC] Java works not. Ah well. [2008-08-20 14:51:14 UTC] Well... didn't we already go over that? [2008-08-20 14:51:28 UTC] I thought I had fixed it [2008-08-20 14:51:36 UTC] Nobody can fix Java. [2008-08-20 14:51:40 UTC] Just let it die in peace. [2008-08-20 14:51:53 UTC] For some reason it is telling me that the symlink to libjavaplugin_oji.so is not working [2008-08-20 14:52:00 UTC] This is very true [2008-08-20 14:53:29 UTC] Wow. This can't be good. I just thought in my head "Hmm... it's 8:!5... I wonder if Charmed is on?" [2008-08-20 14:53:35 UTC] WHY WOULD I WANT TO WATCH CHARMED?! [2008-08-20 14:53:40 UTC] :D [2008-08-20 14:53:41 UTC] Why did that go through my head?! [2008-08-20 14:53:47 UTC] Umm, women? [2008-08-20 14:53:56 UTC] Some of them are nice if I remember correctly [2008-08-20 14:54:05 UTC] But I have dreams about killing Alyssa Milano! [2008-08-20 14:54:05 UTC] no? [2008-08-20 14:54:17 UTC] I probably don't like her. [2008-08-20 14:54:35 UTC] Not sure why though, but if I liked her my subconcious wouldn't push her in front of a bus. [2008-08-20 14:54:37 UTC] I assume that the reason for that is that she appears in the show then? [2008-08-20 14:55:23 UTC] Actually, I didn't push her so much as place her. I stopped time and put her in front of a bus and then started it again. So she'd get smushed with 100% probability. [2008-08-20 14:55:56 UTC] That was the same dream where I stopped time and shoved a guy out a bus window, pulled the window up to get his feet caught so he was stuck dangling outside, and then lit him on fire. [2008-08-20 14:56:05 UTC] I didn't like him at all. He was being pretentious. [2008-08-20 14:56:32 UTC] ... [2008-08-20 14:56:41 UTC] I can't think of anything useful to say to that [2008-08-20 14:57:00 UTC] He was totally lording it over me that he was better at math than me. So I burned the bastard. [2008-08-20 14:57:16 UTC] Was he? [2008-08-20 14:57:47 UTC] I don't remember well... I THINK he was doing something really simple, and just wouldn't give me the chance to prove I knew what he was talking about. [2008-08-20 14:58:24 UTC] ah [2008-08-20 14:58:26 UTC] I don't know why I cared so much about him though, the whole reason I was on the bus was to sit next to the girl that I was sitting next to. [2008-08-20 14:58:37 UTC] Fair enough [2008-08-20 14:58:43 UTC] Not for any normal reason. [2008-08-20 14:58:43 UTC] Was this a dream? [2008-08-20 14:58:48 UTC] I get confused [2008-08-20 14:58:57 UTC] I said it was before, didn't I? [2008-08-20 14:59:11 UTC] I usually don't light people on fire IRL. [2008-08-20 14:59:47 UTC] I can never be sure with you [2008-08-20 14:59:56 UTC] I wasn't sitting next to the girl because I llked her or anything, but she WAS cute. I was sitting next to her to passively absorb magical power from her. [2008-08-20 15:00:04 UTC] Ah, "I have dreams about xxx" [2008-08-20 15:00:28 UTC] The movies? With Vin diesel? [2008-08-20 15:00:48 UTC] No [2008-08-20 15:00:55 UTC] Why not? [2008-08-20 15:00:59 UTC] I was quoting you but lazily [2008-08-20 15:01:23 UTC] But I wasn't talking about Vin Diesel, so why'd you bring him up? [2008-08-20 15:02:20 UTC] I didn't, I was saying xxx instead of Alyssia whatever [2008-08-20 15:02:32 UTC] I know, I'm just being an ass. [2008-08-20 15:02:46 UTC] I know, but I like playing along [2008-08-20 15:03:26 UTC] So... do you also have dreams about turning Alyssa Milano into roadkil? [2008-08-20 15:04:02 UTC] I might do if I knew who she was [2008-08-20 15:04:25 UTC] You don't know who Alyssa Milano is!? But she's a cookie! [2008-08-20 15:04:47 UTC] I assume that she is one of those charmed people [2008-08-20 15:05:00 UTC] Well, she was in movies before being on Charmed. [2008-08-20 15:05:08 UTC] Although I think Charmed is her show, as in, she made it. [2008-08-20 15:06:00 UTC] oh [2008-08-20 15:06:06 UTC] Speaking of female actressess from shows about magic. I had a dream last night that Amy Acker was stuck up in a tree. [2008-08-20 15:06:18 UTC] And me and Grey Fox from Metal Gear Solid were trying to get her down. [2008-08-20 15:06:54 UTC] Amy Acker? [2008-08-20 15:07:22 UTC] We devised a complex zipline system going to shorter trees, with me at the end to catch her if she was going too fast. [2008-08-20 15:08:15 UTC] You could wikipedia her for who she is and an extremely non-flattering picture. [2008-08-20 15:08:37 UTC] I have [2008-08-20 15:08:52 UTC] And for some reason we set C4 on the palm tree she was up in, so we could blow it up after she was down. [2008-08-20 15:09:06 UTC] Google images gave some "interesting" results [2008-08-20 15:09:17 UTC] You must have hated that tree right? [2008-08-20 15:10:17 UTC] Ah, I never watched Angel, and so cannot claim to know who she is [2008-08-20 15:11:02 UTC] Well, she was definitely just Amy Acker in the dream, and not any character she plays. [2008-08-20 15:11:10 UTC] Otherwise she could have gotten down herself. [2008-08-20 15:11:25 UTC] True [2008-08-20 15:12:04 UTC] And then afterwards Gray Fox and I started making fun of her for getting stuck in a tree, and she got mad and yelled that she got chased up there by dogs. [2008-08-20 15:12:18 UTC] And the she locked herself in our Ford F-250 and wouldn't come out. [2008-08-20 15:12:48 UTC] So we had to try to be nice and coax her out, but she wouldn't unlock the door because we couldn't help but make more jokes about how lame she was. [2008-08-20 15:13:30 UTC] We were all like, "Yeah, that palm tree was pretty fuckin intense, I can't believe you made it out alive" [2008-08-20 15:13:38 UTC] Awesome, is perhaps all I can say [2008-08-20 15:13:47 UTC] ...how was she 'in' said tree [2008-08-20 15:13:51 UTC] ? [2008-08-20 15:14:05 UTC] Well, she ws "up in it" [2008-08-20 15:14:13 UTC] If you say someone is ' [2008-08-20 15:14:14 UTC] ... [2008-08-20 15:14:20 UTC] Hanging on for dear life at the top? [2008-08-20 15:14:26 UTC] 'in' a tree it usualyl means they are up on one of the brances. [2008-08-20 15:14:29 UTC] I mean [2008-08-20 15:14:39 UTC] Palm trees are not noted for their handholds [2008-08-20 15:14:49 UTC] However, palm trees don't have branches, so she was mostly just screaming and slipping. [2008-08-20 15:15:28 UTC] After Gray Fox climbed up there to attach the zipline it was all cool though, he could hold onto her and the tree at the same time, being a cyborg ninja and all. [2008-08-20 15:16:01 UTC] yeah [2008-08-20 15:16:20 UTC] I still don't understand why we needed the complex zip line system, when we could have just carried her down... [2008-08-20 15:16:34 UTC] It was really cool though... maybe we were just bored. [2008-08-20 15:17:39 UTC] Also, the thing I REALLY don't understand, is how she got up in the tree while wearing high heels and a mini-skirt without losing or damaging either. [2008-08-20 15:18:04 UTC] Gray Fox put her there [2008-08-20 15:19:25 UTC] Gray Fox isn't a dog, nor would he chase Amy Acker. He wouldn't need to chase her, she wouldn't see him coming before it was too late. [2008-08-20 15:19:28 UTC] For he is a ninja. [2008-08-20 15:20:11 UTC] Doesn't mean that he can't put her up a tree if she wants to [2008-08-20 15:20:41 UTC] That may be true, but wouldn't she have mentioned that? She seemed happy to see both of us [2008-08-20 15:21:17 UTC] She didn't get mad until we started raggin' on her about her girlish lack of 'climbing down trees' skills. [2008-08-20 15:22:05 UTC] Unless he put her in the tree covertly? Or maybe HE secretly released the dogs? [2008-08-20 15:22:25 UTC] But then again, I was driving with him in the Ford F-250... he wouldn't have had time... [2008-08-20 15:22:46 UTC] Unless they were remote operated dogs! [2008-08-20 15:23:11 UTC] Damn you, Gray Fox. I see through your plan! Now I have to go back to sleep and tell him he's been found out! [2008-08-20 15:23:15 UTC] That is the answer [2008-08-20 15:24:29 UTC] He must have that "get the girl in trouble secretly so you can save her to get her to like you thing going on"... but then... he was really mean to her afterwards... no, no no! This doesn't add up at all! [2008-08-20 15:24:51 UTC] Maybe she had bad bo and it turned him off up in the tree? Her armpit was pretty close to his face. [2008-08-20 15:26:00 UTC] Hmmm [2008-08-20 15:26:19 UTC] But then, if you are a ninja, you do what you want for reasons opaque to others [2008-08-20 15:26:26 UTC] She was pretty sweaty too, it was hot and muggy and she was in a tree. [2008-08-20 15:27:07 UTC] depends if you have a sweat fetish or not [2008-08-20 15:27:17 UTC] Well, his motives didn't seem very obfuscated to me. I think we were getting paid to find her. [2008-08-20 15:27:37 UTC] ah [2008-08-20 15:27:41 UTC] Wait! [2008-08-20 15:27:48 UTC] Well, "I" have a sweat fetish, but I don't know if Gray Fox does. [2008-08-20 15:27:55 UTC] He hides her THEN gets paid to find her! [2008-08-20 15:27:58 UTC] Genius... [2008-08-20 15:28:03 UTC] O [2008-08-20 15:28:04 UTC] M [2008-08-20 15:28:04 UTC] G [2008-08-20 15:28:15 UTC] Gray Fox, you clever ninjabot. [2008-08-20 15:28:33 UTC] I'd get mad, but I was getting paid too, whether I was in the loop or not. [2008-08-20 15:30:03 UTC] I don't think Amy liked me very much though, because I said something about how she could sit next to me in the truck because she was a lot more mad at Gray Fox, and she looked at me in disgust and just said "Ew" [2008-08-20 15:30:20 UTC] But that mighta been because I had little bits of people on me. [2008-08-20 15:30:38 UTC] Palm Trees weren't the only thing we were blowing apart. [2008-08-20 15:34:45 UTC] Excellent [2008-08-20 15:35:10 UTC] What - or who - else were you blowing up? [2008-08-20 15:38:21 UTC] Well, the bad guys, of course. They were probably terrorists... or militants, or Nazis. I'm not really sure. [2008-08-20 15:38:58 UTC] They might have just been part of the country's militia, but they were there, wearing camo, and we had bombs to blow them up with. [2008-08-20 15:39:01 UTC] How could we not? [2008-08-20 15:40:02 UTC] A daring rescue team of a ninja and... me... could only benefit in the long run from blowing up any armed individuals that we happen by on our way to our target. [2008-08-20 15:42:35 UTC] Besides, they probably weren't close to their families. Nobody will miss them. [2008-08-20 15:44:10 UTC] Good man :) [2008-08-20 15:44:21 UTC] It's important to kill nazis [2008-08-20 15:47:51 UTC] Killing a whole squad gets you bonus points. [2008-08-20 15:51:09 UTC] I'm glad to hear that from you... Edan would be proud. Nazis are his natural enemy. [2008-08-20 15:51:36 UTC] Yes [2008-08-20 15:51:46 UTC] Have you heard? [2008-08-20 15:51:52 UTC] New Wolfenstein game [2008-08-20 15:52:11 UTC] Is it going to have Nazis in it? [2008-08-20 15:52:53 UTC] Will Hitler be the last boss, or will it be some weird demon thing like that one time? [2008-08-20 15:53:05 UTC] These are the questions I ask myself every day. [2008-08-20 15:54:44 UTC] Hmm... I need to download more horseporn. My torrents have to go back on. That means I should probably go. I'll <3 you later. [2008-08-20 15:55:27 UTC] Ok [2008-08-20 15:55:31 UTC] See you ;0 [2008-08-20 15:55:33 UTC]