[2008-03-08 00:24:54 UTC] Hello biznotches and hoebags! [2008-03-08 00:26:12 UTC] Ello [2008-03-08 00:26:59 UTC] how doing? [2008-03-08 00:27:10 UTC] pissed [2008-03-08 00:27:11 UTC] yes, sometimes my lyrics are sexist [2008-03-08 00:27:24 UTC] but you lovely bitches and hoes should know im tryin to correct this [2008-03-08 00:28:09 UTC] That is a sort of funny saying...i like it though... [2008-03-08 00:28:24 UTC] its from the band Flight of the Conchords [2008-03-08 00:28:28 UTC] you should chek them out [2008-03-08 00:28:29 UTC] I was trying to mix things up a little ;) [2008-03-08 00:28:56 UTC] ? [2008-03-08 00:29:07 UTC] They were on BBC 4 [2008-03-08 00:29:18 UTC] ? [2008-03-08 00:29:18 UTC] And I don't have a TV licence [2008-03-08 00:29:25 UTC] So I couldn't see them [2008-03-08 00:29:25 UTC] ? [2008-03-08 00:29:28 UTC] lol [2008-03-08 00:29:44 UTC] lol [2008-03-08 00:29:45 UTC] yeah [2008-03-08 00:29:49 UTC] youtube! [2008-03-08 00:30:03 UTC] yeah! lol [2008-03-08 00:30:49 UTC] You can aslo see the whole ending to Halo 3 without doing shit! [2008-03-08 00:30:58 UTC] ;) youtubes great... [2008-03-08 00:31:02 UTC] Well interestingly , you might have heard me complain about the sound on this [2008-03-08 00:31:18 UTC] It seems it works if you stick in headphones... which I don't have [2008-03-08 00:31:18 UTC] whats [2008-03-08 00:31:22 UTC] "This" [2008-03-08 00:31:35 UTC] I have headphones... [2008-03-08 00:31:52 UTC] Nowhere to plug'em [2008-03-08 00:32:13 UTC] Id be great for F.F.fight [2008-03-08 00:32:55 UTC] We are suppose to be getting 4-6-8-10 inches of snow.... [2008-03-08 00:34:00 UTC] Nice [2008-03-08 00:34:08 UTC] www.meatspin.com/ [2008-03-08 00:34:10 UTC] We don't get snow here any more [2008-03-08 00:34:15 UTC] Where are you at? [2008-03-08 00:34:16 UTC] dude [2008-03-08 00:34:23 UTC] what the hell havokk [2008-03-08 00:34:26 UTC] And come on, that is old [2008-03-08 00:34:27 UTC] dont even try [2008-03-08 00:34:29 UTC] lmao [2008-03-08 00:34:30 UTC] fuckin a [2008-03-08 00:34:36 UTC] yeah [2008-03-08 00:34:38 UTC] seriously [2008-03-08 00:34:45 UTC] do you think we would actually do that [2008-03-08 00:35:19 UTC] Havn't been there for year and i just click on the theme song on my ares... [2008-03-08 00:35:22 UTC] Yah [2008-03-08 00:35:45 UTC] hows this [2008-03-08 00:35:46 UTC] http://www.horseporn.net/ [2008-03-08 00:35:59 UTC] its a site superjer made [2008-03-08 00:36:00 UTC] no joke [2008-03-08 00:36:06 UTC] its family friendly [2008-03-08 00:37:26 UTC] Man, horse porn is totally hot [2008-03-08 00:37:54 UTC] haha [2008-03-08 00:38:09 UTC] cooooooooooooooool [2008-03-08 00:39:06 UTC] mello your pissing me off in making a tree.... [2008-03-08 00:39:34 UTC] why man [2008-03-08 00:42:23 UTC] Cause look.I don't kno what the fucking brushes are.I ea off "brushes" i think paint shop.Not de_ something or something like that.I don't fucking know! EXACTLY MY POINT! It seems like it would take years to learn this shit...I started having fub in hammer mapping and everyone gets puissed at me.NO IM NOT RAISING MY DAN POST COUNT!I My post coun can be -2000 for all i care,,,,(probaly alot of misspellings) [2008-03-08 00:42:45 UTC] fun* [2008-03-08 00:49:49 UTC] I see you didn't appreciate my unrequited love... [2008-03-08 00:49:57 UTC] I might have to withdraw it. [2008-03-08 00:51:33 UTC] Sorry i did [2008-03-08 00:52:21 UTC] there all done... [2008-03-08 00:53:32 UTC] Yaay <3 [2008-03-08 00:53:44 UTC] (You know I'm just kidding, right?) [2008-03-08 00:56:42 UTC] Huh, you guys are boring, I'm going to go smash things in Spring. [2008-03-08 00:56:53 UTC] see you :D [2008-03-08 00:56:56 UTC] lol [2008-03-08 00:57:08 UTC] Think i finaly got to mello.... [2008-03-08 00:57:10 UTC] k [2008-03-08 02:23:15 UTC] Mello! How's it going? [2008-03-08 02:47:37 UTC] You could also ignore me :p [2008-03-08 03:01:47 UTC] hi everyone [2008-03-08 03:02:41 UTC] all logged in stylishly:( [2008-03-08 03:04:16 UTC] and how :D [2008-03-08 03:14:08 UTC] ah [2008-03-08 03:14:14 UTC] i so sowwy rodeo [2008-03-08 03:14:19 UTC] just got back [2008-03-08 03:16:05 UTC] ? [2008-03-08 03:16:12 UTC] 5 ppl online :) [2008-03-08 03:17:31 UTC] huh [2008-03-08 03:18:25 UTC] AH WHAT'S HAPPENING? [2008-03-08 03:18:31 UTC] Oh, wait, never mind. [2008-03-08 03:20:53 UTC] lol [2008-03-08 03:27:17 UTC] how are you then? [2008-03-08 03:27:37 UTC] Good Christ time moves quickly [2008-03-08 03:27:54 UTC] Cause no way in hell did I say that 10 mins [2008-03-08 03:27:56 UTC] ago [2008-03-08 14:56:09 UTC] Hola, Como estas? [2008-03-08 14:59:04 UTC] benne [2008-03-08 14:59:15 UTC] I can't even remember if that's the right language... [2008-03-08 14:59:17 UTC] ah well [2008-03-08 14:59:20 UTC] Yourself? [2008-03-08 19:48:10 UTC] Atoberry? Is that you? [2008-03-08 19:48:49 UTC] You need to get in on some of this Pro-Chat Xtreme%u2122 [2008-03-08 20:03:19 UTC] I'm always in on everything. [2008-03-08 20:03:21 UTC] All the time. [2008-03-08 20:03:25 UTC] ;p; [2008-03-08 20:03:28 UTC] lol* [2008-03-08 20:03:33 UTC] ... [2008-03-08 20:03:53 UTC] hey aaronjer you live around seattle right? [2008-03-08 20:04:01 UTC] Indeed. [2008-03-08 20:04:09 UTC] are you going to sasquatch? [2008-03-08 20:04:14 UTC] OMG! Seattle? Me too. [2008-03-08 20:04:28 UTC] Shut up, Crytax! You live in Kent! [2008-03-08 20:04:39 UTC] lol [2008-03-08 20:04:39 UTC] Sas-what? [2008-03-08 20:04:39 UTC] pwnt [2008-03-08 20:04:48 UTC] One dosn't GO to Sasquatch, one becomes Sasquatch [2008-03-08 20:04:52 UTC] sasquatch music festibvle [2008-03-08 20:04:59 UTC] festivle* [2008-03-08 20:05:01 UTC] brbbbq [2008-03-08 20:05:02 UTC] w/e [2008-03-08 20:05:10 UTC] http://sasquatchfestival.com/2008/ [2008-03-08 20:05:15 UTC] I don't get out much, I didn't know there was such a thing. [2008-03-08 20:05:27 UTC] You do now [2008-03-08 20:05:33 UTC] And knowing is half the hassle [2008-03-08 20:05:34 UTC] check it out [2008-03-08 20:05:36 UTC] I am going to a Smash Bros. tournament tonight, though... [2008-03-08 20:05:42 UTC] SUPERJAR! [2008-03-08 20:05:47 UTC] lol [2008-03-08 20:05:49 UTC] its in may [2008-03-08 20:06:51 UTC] I meant that as in, I do get out SOMETIMES, not as in the tournament is in the way. [2008-03-08 20:07:00 UTC] lol [2008-03-08 20:07:17 UTC] I recognize like... two of the bands playing. [2008-03-08 20:07:27 UTC] lol [2008-03-08 20:07:31 UTC] who [2008-03-08 20:07:33 UTC] modest mouse? [2008-03-08 20:07:34 UTC] and [2008-03-08 20:07:39 UTC] The Cure and The Hives. [2008-03-08 20:07:45 UTC] ah [2008-03-08 20:07:49 UTC] no modest mouse? [2008-03-08 20:07:55 UTC] I've heard the name Modest Mouse but I can't place a song to it. [2008-03-08 20:08:05 UTC] ah [2008-03-08 20:08:15 UTC] REM? [2008-03-08 20:08:20 UTC] I mostly listen to foreign music, I'm rather clueless domestically. [2008-03-08 20:08:21 UTC] never heard of that band? [2008-03-08 20:08:35 UTC] Rem, he was the clone of Zor. [2008-03-08 20:08:41 UTC] Once again, heard the NAME, but I have no idea what they sound like., [2008-03-08 20:08:45 UTC] ROBOTECH, FYI [2008-03-08 20:08:47 UTC] lol [2008-03-08 20:09:03 UTC] ok [2008-03-08 20:09:49 UTC] But if I can go up to Robert Smith and call him Chris Tangevalsky, my life will be double complete. [2008-03-08 20:10:04 UTC] and how :D [2008-03-08 20:10:09 UTC] haha [2008-03-08 20:10:09 UTC] yeah [2008-03-08 20:10:13 UTC] Don't. Even. Ask. [2008-03-08 20:11:33 UTC] Speaking of whitch, Aaronbear, can you teach me the ways of Brawl? [2008-03-08 20:12:00 UTC] No. I haven't played it yet. [2008-03-08 20:12:24 UTC] No, do it now. This I command! [2008-03-08 20:12:36 UTC] USe a pie chart, if you can. [2008-03-08 20:12:45 UTC] Why is the sasquatch so very out in the middle of fucking nowhere?! [2008-03-08 20:13:29 UTC] So the cops cant respond in a timely fashion? [2008-03-08 20:13:29 UTC] That's practically like driving all the way to Bellingham, except it's East and therefore the weather/geography/people are 75% lamer! [2008-03-08 20:14:42 UTC] All of these things can be fixed by rediredcting the Columbia River into the region. [2008-03-08 20:15:03 UTC] In fact, it's FARTHER than Bellingham! although there won't be traffic, so it'd probably be faster than attempting to get past Everett or something., [2008-03-08 20:15:45 UTC] Everett should be bypassed at all cost. [2008-03-08 20:15:54 UTC] Bullettrain being the best means [2008-03-08 20:16:23 UTC] The only reason I'd go to Sasquatch is if I was promised bitches and gold. At the same time. Like, gold-plated bitches. [2008-03-08 20:16:48 UTC] Like the ones working in Vulcan's shop in Olympis? [2008-03-08 20:16:56 UTC] And they'd be all like, "Curse you Midas!" while they get all up on me. [2008-03-08 20:17:26 UTC] Cures his gold member specificly [2008-03-08 20:17:57 UTC] Also, how are you supposed to make a little home inside solid gold? [2008-03-08 20:18:13 UTC] With a pick-axe and a drill. [2008-03-08 20:18:21 UTC] But, that's how I ALWAYS do it. [2008-03-08 20:18:33 UTC] Which is why they never call. [2008-03-08 20:18:37 UTC] Anyone. Ever again. [2008-03-08 20:19:12 UTC] I see [2008-03-08 20:19:51 UTC] That Aaronjer and women go together like oil and petrolium disolate [2008-03-08 20:20:28 UTC] I can also prove this mathmaticly [2008-03-08 20:20:37 UTC] if need be [2008-03-08 20:24:12 UTC] I really go together with women more like manganese dioxide and hydrogen peroxide. [2008-03-08 20:24:25 UTC] That is to say, I speed up their process of decomposition. [2008-03-08 20:25:50 UTC] Actually that's a really good example for that dream I had where I possessed that girl and her body started decaying really fast... [2008-03-08 20:25:58 UTC] True [2008-03-08 20:26:24 UTC] I guess your like an enzyme or something [2008-03-08 20:26:35 UTC] Especially since the manganese dioxide is a catalyst, so it doesn't get consumed in the process of decomposing the hydrogen peroxide. [2008-03-08 20:26:51 UTC] Because, I could just float away all ethereal like and possess again with no damage to myself. [2008-03-08 20:27:41 UTC] Although I did really want to keep that body, because it would be a lot of trouble to get a new one. Even if I was like 13 and the wrong gender. [2008-03-08 20:29:32 UTC] much like mikejer [2008-03-08 20:32:00 UTC] Nuh-uh. [2008-03-08 20:32:30 UTC] Are you implying that you think MJ should be a girl? [2008-03-08 20:34:20 UTC] Because that's just creepy. [2008-03-08 20:34:41 UTC] I think you may have ingested too many Crytoxins. [2008-03-08 20:39:17 UTC] I am sugesting that Mikejer IS a girl. A really, really ugly girl. [2008-03-08 20:50:07 UTC] I mean, come on [2008-03-08 20:50:08 UTC] Aaron, what's your email address? [2008-03-08 20:51:30 UTC] or is there another why to send you shite? [2008-03-08 21:33:03 UTC] Its pronounced "Skite", as in: "dude, give me your skite!" [2008-03-08 22:03:50 UTC] Crap! Edan isn't here anymore! He can't see me say my e-mail is aaronjer@aaronjer.aaronjer/aaronjer.web.astrojamscom.satellite.web.arronjer.fuckyouyouspelledmynamewrong-2points.com [2008-03-08 22:05:04 UTC] i loev that website [2008-03-08 22:05:22 UTC] Other than superjer.com it's the only site on the internet. [2008-03-08 22:05:34 UTC] Also, I love DotA, have I ever told you this before? [2008-03-08 22:06:22 UTC] Your mom is DotA! OW! [2008-03-08 22:06:26 UTC] I should use my hammer that is embossed with a "AaronJer loves DotA" logo on the head. Complete with incorrect capitalization of the A and J in my name. [2008-03-08 22:06:44 UTC] Geez, Cryson, don't strain yourself. [2008-03-08 22:06:59 UTC] OH gods, it hurts [2008-03-08 22:07:13 UTC] It hurts Ness, it hurts bad [2008-03-08 22:08:09 UTC] If I dont make it, tell my wife: Dont touch my stuff. [2008-03-08 22:08:13 UTC] It's the Crytoxins again, you gotta cut back. [2008-03-08 22:08:26 UTC] NEVER! [2008-03-08 22:08:45 UTC] We're going to have to have a group intervention. NEZUMI! GET IN HERE! [2008-03-08 22:09:19 UTC] Crytax we're worried about you! [2008-03-08 22:09:25 UTC] Your not my real mom! You dont know what I've been through. [2008-03-08 22:09:34 UTC] We're just trying to help you! [2008-03-08 22:09:36 UTC] I've seen some stuff man, and some things.... [2008-03-08 22:09:36 UTC] Don't you see you're only hurting yourself?! [2008-03-08 22:09:46 UTC] I wouldn't recomend it. [2008-03-08 22:10:11 UTC] You.. .wouldn't recommend hurting yourself? Well, good! That's a start! [2008-03-08 22:10:29 UTC] you'd think so [2008-03-08 22:10:32 UTC] but you'd be wrong. [2008-03-08 22:10:42 UTC] Just, put down the Crytoxin Injection Utility! [2008-03-08 22:11:12 UTC] We've talked to a doctor. We're going to take you somewhere you can't be a danger to yourself. [2008-03-08 22:11:32 UTC] We all love you, and you've been using Crytoxins that were purchased by the SuperJer.com network, so you're wasting all of our money! [2008-03-08 22:11:53 UTC] I...I guess you're right... [2008-03-08 22:12:04 UTC] You see, I%u2019m trapped in an existential quandary of loathing and self-doubt. [2008-03-08 22:12:42 UTC] And I dont know where to turn to [2008-03-08 22:12:44 UTC] Well, we'll drop down a rope ladder of hope and encouragment, to pull you out of that bog of metaphors. [2008-03-08 22:13:52 UTC] anyone notice brad1000 is back? [2008-03-08 22:13:52 UTC] But will it be enough? [2008-03-08 22:14:01 UTC] also, NO [2008-03-08 22:14:08 UTC] you might as well kill yourself with that cryotoxin. [2008-03-08 22:14:17 UTC] brad is going to kill you anyway [2008-03-08 22:14:26 UTC] Melloyellow stop being an enabler. [2008-03-08 22:14:30 UTC] or havvok edge [2008-03-08 22:14:32 UTC] Brad couldn't kill his way out of a wet paper bag. [2008-03-08 22:14:34 UTC] he almost killed me [2008-03-08 22:14:41 UTC] heh [2008-03-08 22:14:54 UTC] brad couldn't kill a retarded box turtle. [2008-03-08 22:15:29 UTC] brad couldnt kill himself. [2008-03-08 22:15:36 UTC] Nobody can kill a box turtle. They have a -75% damage modifier and a hard damage modifier of 20. [2008-03-08 22:16:12 UTC] Not to mention they have retaliation missiles in every other port. [2008-03-08 22:16:12 UTC] What if you have a +5 Vorpal Beam Cannon? [2008-03-08 22:16:19 UTC] And reactive sonar. [2008-03-08 22:16:42 UTC] and they have a flamin switchblade [2008-03-08 22:16:55 UTC] and a catapult that catupults catapults [2008-03-08 22:17:09 UTC] No! A catapult that mangonels onagers. [2008-03-08 22:17:36 UTC] whoa [2008-03-08 22:17:38 UTC] thats deep [2008-03-08 22:17:59 UTC] I don't think mangonel can be a verb, though. [2008-03-08 22:18:06 UTC] Like a catapult-launching trebuchet? [2008-03-08 22:18:09 UTC] sure it can [2008-03-08 22:18:27 UTC] it can be anything it wants to be if it puts its mind to it [2008-03-08 22:18:28 UTC] Okay, thank you Dr. Henry "Late" Crytax. [2008-03-08 22:18:48 UTC] No, it can be anything it is if it does. [2008-03-08 22:19:04 UTC] twochet [2008-03-08 22:19:13 UTC] twochey* [2008-03-08 22:19:18 UTC] :-) [2008-03-08 22:19:24 UTC] That's almost fun as the sentence, "It eats what what eats it eats" Place the commas yourself! [2008-03-08 22:20:04 UTC] It eats what? What eats it? EATS! [2008-03-08 22:20:41 UTC] Exactly! [2008-03-08 22:20:50 UTC] D: [2008-03-08 22:20:51 UTC] yes [2008-03-08 22:20:53 UTC] Essentially it just means it's a cannibal. [2008-03-08 22:21:10 UTC] Like a mouse that eats other mice because cats eat mice or something. [2008-03-08 22:21:14 UTC] lol [2008-03-08 22:21:32 UTC] And now you have absorbed knowledge. [2008-03-08 22:21:37 UTC] Mice that eat cats? [2008-03-08 22:21:40 UTC] or how I eat Down Rodeos because I like farm animals? [2008-03-08 22:21:49 UTC] In fact, back soon. [2008-03-08 22:22:06 UTC] Meaning it is time for me to move on to later things. Things that are part of the progression of the time-line. Things that have a vacuous describer. [2008-03-08 22:22:11 UTC] hurray! [2008-03-08 22:23:18 UTC] I'm out this bitch too. You guys are killin' my buzz. [2008-03-08 22:23:26 UTC] A"IGHT! [2008-03-08 22:23:30 UTC] And mine [2008-03-08 22:23:54 UTC] me three! [2008-03-08 22:23:56 UTC] Well, back to the Crytoxins. :P [2008-03-08 22:24:11 UTC] back to BF 1942 [2008-03-08 22:24:14 UTC] and thps2 [2008-03-08 22:41:14 UTC] I have arrived from retrieving my sister. [2008-03-08 22:45:19 UTC] And you have all disappeared, great :D