[2008-02-19 00:15:39 UTC] hey [2008-02-19 00:15:52 UTC] can any one send me the link on mapping for counter strike source [2008-02-19 04:43:31 UTC] so whose online [2008-02-19 04:51:19 UTC] me [2008-02-19 04:55:56 UTC] me [2008-02-19 04:58:14 UTC] meh [2008-02-19 04:58:19 UTC] I'm goin to bed [2008-02-19 04:58:25 UTC] night [2008-02-19 05:00:02 UTC] night [2008-02-19 05:02:22 UTC] I have a white stain on my white shirt... [2008-02-19 05:03:18 UTC] oh shit! [2008-02-19 05:03:21 UTC] night [2008-02-19 05:04:07 UTC] Hey i just realized......No one in this forum is red! [2008-02-19 05:05:24 UTC] and im an orphan [2008-02-19 05:05:40 UTC] ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME DAMN IT? [2008-02-19 10:35:31 UTC] Ah criminy... my shoes still stink like seal. [2008-02-19 13:18:24 UTC] this is probably a bad idea [2008-02-19 13:18:34 UTC] whoa [2008-02-19 13:18:37 UTC] trippy [2008-02-19 13:19:00 UTC] why are you talking as me? [2008-02-19 13:19:08 UTC] why am I talking as you?! [2008-02-19 13:19:10 UTC] WTF! [2008-02-19 13:19:26 UTC] this WAS a bad idea! [2008-02-19 13:19:46 UTC] AJAT is going to strangle us in our sleep for this... [2008-02-19 13:20:16 UTC] Stop chatting and post you dumb fuck [2008-02-19 13:20:23 UTC] why are we both me now? [2008-02-19 13:25:04 UTC] Oh no [2008-02-19 13:25:22 UTC] oh no? [2008-02-19 13:25:39 UTC] Wait... I didn't think that was going to work [2008-02-19 13:26:07 UTC] Holy crap, is it working now? [2008-02-19 13:26:17 UTC] think so [2008-02-19 13:26:54 UTC] HAHA! So this CAN recognize us correctly on the same IP. I'd been hoping. [2008-02-19 13:27:10 UTC] what went wrong before? [2008-02-19 13:27:47 UTC] Maybe... the... tooth fairy? Got crammed? In... the ethernet port? [2008-02-19 13:28:36 UTC] aren't you supposed to know things about computers? [2008-02-19 13:29:15 UTC] You best watch yourself, talk like that gets people banned 'round these parts. [2008-02-19 13:30:10 UTC] you're an idiot. youjjust spent an hour trying to convince me to come on here and read your posts and now you're threatening to ban me??? [2008-02-19 13:30:33 UTC] Yes. [2008-02-19 13:30:37 UTC] Yes I am. [2008-02-19 13:31:29 UTC] when you die of stupidity, and I'm sure it won't be long... can I have your computer? [2008-02-19 13:33:08 UTC] I'm actually going to be incinerated with my hard drive and processor when I die. It's all in my will. You can check it out at atojamspostmortemplans.com. [2008-02-19 13:33:50 UTC] that wasn't a real site! you lied to me. [2008-02-19 13:35:12 UTC] also, all I wanted was your HDD. I was going to scour for the midget porn i'm sure you're hiding on there and finally have you denounced worldwide as a creepy scumbag. [2008-02-19 13:35:37 UTC] I'm all about the short stuff... what can I say? [2008-02-19 13:37:46 UTC] HEY WAIT A SECOND! How am "I" the creepy scumbag? Didn't you sexually abuse Cammi Falls? That's WAY worse than anything I've done. [2008-02-19 13:38:04 UTC] she says no, but she really means ohhhhh yeeeaaahhhh [2008-02-19 13:39:25 UTC] Just like your cat. [2008-02-19 13:39:32 UTC] gross [2008-02-19 13:40:55 UTC] Have you played DotA 6.50b yet? [2008-02-19 13:41:23 UTC] i don't have wc3... [2008-02-19 13:41:39 UTC] So? Have you? [2008-02-19 13:41:51 UTC] i hate you [2008-02-19 13:42:12 UTC] You still haven't answered my question. [2008-02-19 13:43:40 UTC] okay. fine. Yes. Yes I have played dota 6.50b, even thought i havent played wc3 in years. [2008-02-19 13:44:22 UTC] I detect sarcasm. [2008-02-19 13:44:33 UTC] <_< [2008-02-19 13:44:37 UTC] >_> [2008-02-19 13:44:47 UTC] where? I dont see it [2008-02-19 13:46:18 UTC] I'm bored of you now. I'm gonna go play DotA, so I can share all the details of my games just to piss you off, since I know you don't care. [2008-02-19 13:46:36 UTC] at least you're honest? [2008-02-19 13:47:16 UTC] Wait... have you read the post yet? [2008-02-19 13:47:30 UTC] no. [2008-02-19 13:47:37 UTC] WHY NOT?! [2008-02-19 13:48:03 UTC] its hard to read and play dota at the same time [2008-02-19 13:48:12 UTC] WAIT! Oh no! I mean, play BF2! [2008-02-19 13:48:19 UTC] shit! MY SECRET! [2008-02-19 13:49:15 UTC] ...you're watching anime aren't you. [2008-02-19 13:49:25 UTC] yeh [2008-02-19 13:49:40 UTC] Slayers? [2008-02-19 13:49:46 UTC] yeh [2008-02-19 13:49:59 UTC] wow... good guess [2008-02-19 13:50:08 UTC] yeh [2008-02-19 13:51:22 UTC] Is Lina being all like, "OH MY GOD! GOURRY ATE ME FOOD!"? [2008-02-19 13:51:35 UTC] pretty much [2008-02-19 13:51:51 UTC] Fucker, you coulda said "yeh" again! [2008-02-19 13:51:58 UTC] nah [2008-02-19 13:52:10 UTC] Alright, you win this round. [2008-02-19 13:52:58 UTC] werent you gonna play dota? [2008-02-19 13:53:14 UTC] yeh [2008-02-19 13:53:19 UTC] OHO! [2008-02-19 14:15:52 UTC] orphan chat!? [2008-02-19 14:18:51 UTC] wtf ?? im not an orphan ... as far as i know ... i could be wrong [2008-02-19 14:20:29 UTC] so why post here, you SILLY PARENTED PERSON! [2008-02-19 14:21:55 UTC] oh yeah ? well umm ..... FUCK YOU [2008-02-19 14:22:06 UTC] lol [2008-02-19 14:22:32 UTC] :f: :u: [2008-02-19 14:23:25 UTC] god im bored [2008-02-19 14:23:26 UTC] this is racism you can't discriminate people for having parents ! its not our fault ! :-] [2008-02-19 14:25:03 UTC] yeah! me2 ! im gonna go set fire to some1s house .. so im stylishly logging out [2008-02-19 15:52:19 UTC] Tch. Cornell. I'm surprised you had the courage to show your face here. [2008-02-19 15:52:52 UTC] ...dude... i think your mistaking him for ANDY Cornell [2008-02-19 15:53:06 UTC] Yes I am. What of it? [2008-02-19 15:54:18 UTC] you just believe whatever you fancy, dont you [2008-02-19 15:54:37 UTC] I do NOT fancy Cornell. That's gross. [2008-02-19 15:54:47 UTC] case in point [2008-02-19 15:56:06 UTC] You're just mad because SuperJer's DS battery died. [2008-02-19 15:56:23 UTC] no it didn;t! [2008-02-19 15:56:39 UTC] Hah! A classic case of denial! [2008-02-19 15:57:10 UTC] just because I'm in denial it doesnt mean it really isnt true [2008-02-19 15:58:27 UTC] You know I'm sexy aaron. [2008-02-19 15:58:37 UTC] Mah pink says so. [2008-02-19 15:59:02 UTC] You watch yourself. You may end up in "The Box" for making lewd comments to admins. [2008-02-19 15:59:15 UTC] you just refered to yourself as more than one admin [2008-02-19 15:59:46 UTC] ...do you think you're fat? [2008-02-19 16:00:10 UTC] I hate you. [2008-02-19 16:00:24 UTC] Why would you not want to be in a box? *nudge nudge wink wink* [2008-02-19 16:00:50 UTC] not that kind of box! [2008-02-19 16:00:51 UTC] Not THAT kind of box! [2008-02-19 16:00:55 UTC] Oh. [2008-02-19 16:00:59 UTC] Damn. [2008-02-19 16:01:10 UTC] Whoa. Jinx! [2008-02-19 16:01:19 UTC] fuck! i was eating! no fair! [2008-02-19 16:02:21 UTC] How the hell do you chat while watching tv and eating AND playing BF2? [2008-02-19 16:02:32 UTC] slowly and poorly? [2008-02-19 16:02:35 UTC] magic [2008-02-19 16:03:08 UTC] i'm not playing so much as losing, and im not eating so much as spilling. [2008-02-19 16:03:49 UTC] So you're basically just slapping the keyboard with one hand while you watch TV and trying to scrape off the jelly that's dribbling down your chin? [2008-02-19 16:04:13 UTC] my chin happens to be very clean, tyvm [2008-02-19 16:04:36 UTC] but how did you know I was eating pb&j??? [2008-02-19 16:04:46 UTC] Maybe he's related to shiva [2008-02-19 16:04:46 UTC] magic [2008-02-19 16:04:57 UTC] you know, 4 arms [2008-02-19 16:05:22 UTC] I don't think a deity would have jelly dribbling down their chin. [2008-02-19 16:05:45 UTC] well I do [2008-02-19 16:06:01 UTC] How can it be clean if you have jelly on your chin? [2008-02-19 16:06:09 UTC] You disagree with me as if you're trying to get the top score... [2008-02-19 16:06:27 UTC] did I win yet? [2008-02-19 16:06:52 UTC] Uh... maybe jelly is a... chin deoderant? In god... land? [2008-02-19 16:07:22 UTC] gods don't live on land, they live ins SPACE [2008-02-19 16:08:05 UTC] UGH! I'm TIRED! I don't WANNA go to Poulsbo! [2008-02-19 16:08:42 UTC] Hah. my bro got to stay home today, while I sit here in my web design class. [2008-02-19 16:08:58 UTC] Don't tell me about tired till you spent up till 4 making steam run on linux. [2008-02-19 16:09:24 UTC] Only to have it be like "FUCK YOU" and crash constantly. [2008-02-19 16:09:32 UTC] you could just dual install and run it on windows... [2008-02-19 16:09:52 UTC] Dual installing is for people with multiple HDDs. [2008-02-19 16:10:07 UTC] Yeah, except GRUB broke my master boot sector. I can't boot into windows now. [2008-02-19 16:10:12 UTC] uh... thank you for letting me know that? [2008-02-19 16:10:22 UTC] np [2008-02-19 16:10:29 UTC] reinstall it then [2008-02-19 16:10:38 UTC] I WAS TALKING TO AARONJER! [2008-02-19 16:10:46 UTC] ah my bad [2008-02-19 16:10:51 UTC] The name's Davis. [2008-02-19 16:11:00 UTC] Okay, fine, I was talking to Davis. [2008-02-19 16:11:15 UTC] Whoa, holy shit, did you just grammar and punctuate? [2008-02-19 16:11:20 UTC] Hello davis. My name is Zil'lahgnthch. [2008-02-19 16:11:24 UTC] no it was an illusion! [2008-02-19 16:11:31 UTC] magic [2008-02-19 16:11:57 UTC] I can't possibly pronounce that, so I'll pretend that you said "Ronnie Cordova" [2008-02-19 16:12:24 UTC] i assume this makes me Burger? [2008-02-19 16:12:32 UTC] No! You have to be sock baby. [2008-02-19 16:12:39 UTC] i wanted to be burger... [2008-02-19 16:13:01 UTC] Fitlhy humans, and your primative speech organs. [2008-02-19 16:13:16 UTC] I flargg at your misfortune, worms. [2008-02-19 16:13:40 UTC] Hah! You spelled primitive wrong, but it works anyway as an insult calling humans primates! [2008-02-19 16:14:20 UTC] ohhh! unintentional spelling mistake insult of the hour! 5 points for corn! [2008-02-19 16:15:01 UTC] Hey! You can't give points! He can't give points. Those weren't real points.] [2008-02-19 16:15:03 UTC] Our civilization has no need for such things as currency. But I'll take it anyway. [2008-02-19 16:15:34 UTC] oh ya i forgot about your point system thing... [2008-02-19 16:15:45 UTC] how's that workin out for ya? [2008-02-19 16:16:01 UTC] It's an abominable waste of time and a let down for everyone. [2008-02-19 16:16:19 UTC] exceeds expectations, i see [2008-02-19 16:16:24 UTC] Like most human inventions.\ [2008-02-19 16:16:32 UTC] [sarcasm] [2008-02-19 16:16:44 UTC] yeah, the cotton gin fuckin pwns [2008-02-19 16:16:59 UTC] And the wheel. [2008-02-19 16:17:06 UTC] oldie but a goodie [2008-02-19 16:17:28 UTC] Cotton gin? Ever heard of a Transmutational Atomic Matter Machine? [2008-02-19 16:17:48 UTC] if it doesn't pull seeds out of cotton, then no. [2008-02-19 16:17:54 UTC] It makes things like your gold, diamonds, oil, and cat fur worthless. [2008-02-19 16:18:13 UTC] Cat fur will always be valuable to me. [2008-02-19 16:18:38 UTC] Exactly why your civilization fails. [2008-02-19 16:19:28 UTC] Zeta rectuians for teh win! [2008-02-19 16:19:35 UTC] The Transmutational Atomic Matter Machine isn't nearly as awesome as the Star Seed Program. Now THAT's changing basic atomic structure in style! [2008-02-19 16:20:11 UTC] Hah! Thats nearly 145.62 Galactic Standerd Years outdated! [2008-02-19 16:20:28 UTC] Everyone knows that atomic matter machines are the new wave. [2008-02-19 16:20:43 UTC] Actually it's several million years old, but eh, whatever. [2008-02-19 16:21:41 UTC] A galactic standered year is 28,000 standerd earth years, pathetic human. [2008-02-19 16:22:26 UTC] And refering to something that falls under the category of "relic" as outdated is somewhat recursive. [2008-02-19 16:23:24 UTC] what in the FUCK are you guys talking about? [2008-02-19 16:23:54 UTC] We're discussion the areas in which the Star Seed Program is superior to the Transma whatever the fuck he said. [2008-02-19 16:24:04 UTC] What planet are you from? Gliese_581? [2008-02-19 16:24:50 UTC] I'd never be from a planet with an underscore in it's name. That's just tacky. [2008-02-19 16:25:07 UTC] That was a typo. [2008-02-19 16:25:23 UTC] Rectian keyboards have 32,000 keys. [2008-02-19 16:25:26 UTC] How the hell do you type an underscore instead of a space? [2008-02-19 16:26:16 UTC] How the hell do you humans fail to destroy yourselfs? [2008-02-19 16:26:29 UTC] cheat codes. [2008-02-19 16:26:35 UTC] we have infinite lives [2008-02-19 16:26:49 UTC] And we get to start on level 9. [2008-02-19 16:27:47 UTC] The aliens are all like, CRAP! We blew our whole wad on the Laser Death Ray in level 6! Motherfuckers! [2008-02-19 16:27:58 UTC] and then we gank your emperor [2008-02-19 16:28:13 UTC] Actually, were on level 22. [2008-02-19 16:28:15 UTC] And he's all like "If I go down, I'm taking you with me!" [2008-02-19 16:28:26 UTC] but we have infinite lives, so it doesn't matter [2008-02-19 16:28:54 UTC] Not if I got soulstone. [2008-02-19 16:29:34 UTC] Also we have Busta Rhymes. Busta Rhymes trumps in alien whatchamajigger. [2008-02-19 16:29:51 UTC] you mean... any? [2008-02-19 16:29:56 UTC] Shut up. [2008-02-19 16:31:07 UTC] I'm tired and really bitchy so I'm gonna take naps before I have to go to Poulsbo. [2008-02-19 16:31:16 UTC] well im gonna go fuck your mom [2008-02-19 16:31:29 UTC] You want to have sex with my mom? [2008-02-19 16:31:36 UTC] yep [2008-02-19 16:31:36 UTC] BTW humans. One of your religions is right. [2008-02-19 16:31:56 UTC] Is it secular humanism? [2008-02-19 16:32:08 UTC] All I'm going to say is, Xenu lost his title. He's just an electoral officer now. [2008-02-19 16:32:31 UTC] Xan [2008-02-19 16:32:38 UTC] is our new leader. [2008-02-19 16:32:49 UTC] nah, the jews are god's chosen people, or at least, if god HAD a chosen people, it'd totally be the jews. [2008-02-19 16:33:07 UTC] He's right, it must be Judaism. [2008-02-19 16:33:15 UTC] I wish I was Jewish... [2008-02-19 16:33:25 UTC] Hah. Pathetic humans and your belief in god. [2008-02-19 16:33:27 UTC] me too... but we can dream, cant we? [2008-02-19 16:33:46 UTC] When will you realize that god is not omnipotent, but inside your heads? [2008-02-19 16:33:50 UTC] Not to say he doesn't exist. [2008-02-19 16:33:54 UTC] I don't believe in god, I believe that Jews totally fucking rock. [2008-02-19 16:34:01 UTC] Read Carl Young. [2008-02-19 16:34:40 UTC] God isn't quite omnipotent, but he's real! He's the Unus Mundus Drive Operational Unit. [2008-02-19 16:34:42 UTC] Everyone knows that. [2008-02-19 16:35:05 UTC] BRB, pathetic humans. [2008-02-19 16:36:02 UTC] he needs to freshen up [2008-02-19 16:36:17 UTC] Nah, he's smokin' a joint. [2008-02-19 16:36:36 UTC] you say ALL alien overlords get high [2008-02-19 16:36:40 UTC] They so do. [2008-02-19 16:37:06 UTC] WHATEVER! I'M BORED AND LEAVING! [2008-02-19 16:37:25 UTC] Hah! You quit first! That makes me the winner! [2008-02-19 16:38:46 UTC] Not true. Spock smoked buds. [2008-02-19 16:39:25 UTC] What part of Spock is an OVERLORD? Come on. That's just stupid. Now I'm leaving too! [2008-02-19 16:39:51 UTC] Thats what the goverment wants you to believe. [2008-02-19 16:40:10 UTC] Leonard runs all. [2008-02-19 16:40:19 UTC] They want me to believe I'm leaving? Well. I better not let then down. [2008-02-19 16:40:36 UTC] The Nimoy is the all. The Nimoy brings peace. Happiness is knowing the Nimoy. [2008-02-19 16:41:28 UTC] Good little human. [2008-02-19 17:00:39 UTC] oh.... dear.... what? [2008-02-19 17:24:43 UTC] Pantsmanship [2008-02-19 18:25:50 UTC] HAI! [2008-02-19 18:31:03 UTC] <_< [2008-02-19 18:31:07 UTC] >_> [2008-02-19 18:31:19 UTC] I don't see it! [2008-02-19 20:13:12 UTC] beggi? [2008-02-19 20:14:25 UTC] begginer? [2008-02-19 21:17:27 UTC] I was on here at school but i had to get off cuz the teach don't like us being on with other people...