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BEWITCHED, BOTHERED, AND BEWILDERED (2x16)

A review by Mikelangelo "MikeJer" Marinaro

Writer(s): Marti Noxon
Director: James A. Contner
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Here's an episode where we finally get a look at Xander and Cordelia's odd relationship. This is an extremely lightweight romp that makes its mark as easily the funniest episode of the season and is also one of the series' overall funnier episodes. There's lots of confusion and fun after Amy's backfired spell kicks in and it never lets up all the way until the, actually somewhat surprising, ending involving Cordelia actually ditching Harmony and her now old group of sheepish friends.

The craziness begins with Cordelia's 'group' abandoning her simply because she's dating Xander. Cordelia's genuinely upset about this. Like she said back in Out of Mind, Out of Sight (1x11), "Well, it beats being alone all by yourself," in response to why she likes being popular. She doesn't fully realize that now she's got the Scoobies to keep her from feeling alone. By the end of the episode that realization comes and she, naturally scared about it, leaves her old friends behind. It becomes quite the whacky adventure before she gets there though.

First, Cordelia breaks up with Xander on Valentine's Day of all days, right after he gave her a beautiful heart pendent on a necklace. This genuinely hurts Xander and he doesn't try to hide it. We can tell Cordelia also feels quite bad about it as well because the next day she is wearing (although hiding) the same necklace. That leads to the blackmail of Amy and the spell to make Cordelia love him, so he can in turn break up with her instead. Like almost all spells in this series, it backfires and causes chaos to ensue. Every single female except Cordelia ends up falling in love with Xander, including Buffy.

Buffy coming onto him is his absolute fantasy and he can barely resist kissing her when offered the opportunity to. He gets pulled away by Amy who is also hitting on him in the same way Buffy was. This is when he realizes, in a subtle and heartbreaking way, that Buffy isn't really coming onto him; the spell is talking, not Buffy. This really saddens Xander, especially after the little bit of hope she gave him after hugging him in the previous episode. All of this Xander lovin' going around leads to the fantastically funny scene where he's walking down the main hallway of the school while all the girls are checking him out and making moon eyes.

By this point absolute chaos is unleashed. Amy turns Buffy into a rat, Cordelia is getting beat up, Ms. Calendar is even coming onto Xander, and Willow tries to axe murder him for not returning her 'love.' In response to all this Xander grabs Cordelia and runs off to Buffy's place for sanctuary. While here Buffy's mom hits on Xander and he, absolutely hilariously, slams his head down on the table and yells "whatever!" Amazingly, the chaos doesn't stop here. They flee up to Buffy's room where Angelus, wanting to finally do in Buffy, grabs Xander instead but Drusilla is under the spell and stops him from hurting Xander! Wow, good times.

Giles and Amy finally break the spell and everything returns to normal except at the end Cordelia finally shuts Harmony up and says, "You're a sheep. All you ever do is what everyone else does just so you can say you did it first. And here I am, scrambling for your approval, when I'm way cooler than you are 'cause I'm not a sheep. I do what I wanna do, and I wear what I wanna wear. And you know what? I'll date whoever the hell I wanna date. No matter how lame he is." And with that speech Cordelia has grown another step forward. This is great stuff.

There's also a couple other nice touches that don't involve Xander and Cordelia. Giles shows that he hasn't lost his affections for Jenny and that his devotion to Buffy still comes first. Jenny completely understands, and this is undoubtedly the moment she decides to begin research on how to curse Angel again. The rotten fruits of her labor come up in Passion (2x17), the next episode.

The good guys aren't the only ones celebrating Valentine's Day. Spike gives Drusilla a stunning necklace for the occasion, but Angelus comes in and gives her a fresh heart from a shopkeeper to outdo Spike's gift. Angelus is continuing to steal Dru's affection away from Spike and this naturally infuriates him. Spike will get some satisfaction in seeing Angelus being beat up by Giles in Passion (2x17) and then will actively help stop Angelus in Becoming Pt. 2 (2x22). This is simply a fantastic episode with tremendous fun to be had.


Minor Pros/Cons (+/-)
+  Willow's cute "my boyfriend's in the band!"
+  Angelus sends Buffy a bunch of roses in a black box with a note saying 'soon.'
+  Willow going all sexy on Xander. Fun to see Willow like this even though she's under a spell.
+  The girl mob is hilarious.
+  Oz finding Buffy nude in the basement after her de-ratting.
-  The day after Cordy dumps Xander a guy walks by and says, "dude, way to get dumped." No one would ever say that as most people wouldn't know or care about what happens to Xander. Also, some girls walking by him giggle and laugh at him. This is really unrealistic.

Foreshadowing
  • When Amy uses dark magic to turn Buffy (and almost Jenny) into a rat her eyes went black. We see this again in Tough Love (5x19) when Willow goes all out with black magic on Glory.

Quotes
BUFFY:   Sorry to say, Xand, slaying is a tad more perilous than dating.
XANDER:   Well, you're obviously not dating Cordelia.

SPIKE:   Why don't you rip her lungs out? It might make an impression.
ANGELUS:   Lacks... poetry.
SPIKE:   It doesn't have to. What rhymes with lungs?

XANDER:   Th-that's it! This has gotta stop. It's time for me to act like a man. And hide.

GILES:   I cannot believe that you are fool enough to do something like this!
XANDER:   Oh, no, I'm twice the fool it takes to do something like this.

:  (Oz comes up & punches Xander)
OZ:   That kinda hurt.
XANDER:   Kinda?! What was that for?
OZ:   I was on the phone all night, listening to Willow cry about you. Now, I don't know exactly what happened, but I was left with a very strong urge to... hit you. (offers his hand to help Xander up)

BUFFY:   I seem to be having a slight case of nudity here.
OZ:   But you're not a rat. So call it an upside.

BUFFY:   Oh, yeah. I remember coming on to you, I remember begging you to undress me... And then a sudden need for cheese.

Score
95 /100
A
A sharply written episode consisting of zero major mistakes. Usually develops characters in a meaningful manner and is a joy to watch on repeat viewings. Near perfect, but not quite there.

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Comments (10)

1.Chebonne  Dec 1 2006
Haha - "What rhymes with lungs"! Is anyone else getting flashbacks to Fool For Love and "gleaming"?

2.Tallie  Jan 3 2007
This episode is awsom.I love the part when Buffy comes with the rain coat on.Did you?

3.Kyarorin  Apr 27 2007
I love that you connected Amy's black eyes to the way it continues throughout the series. What's interesting to note is that Amy's eyes don't just turn black, they then also turn to red, which further indicates that the magicks will do that when connected to rage, a thing seen again in the episode "Seeing Red".

Or else it's pure coincidence. XD

4.Melanie  Jun 25 2007
I agree this ep is greatly hilarious.

On a continuity/ foreshadowing note, the spell Amy uses to turn Buffy into a rat is the same spell she uses in S3 Gingerbread when she turns herself into a rat.

5.LibMax  Jul 28 2007
Chebonne, good point. Spike may have a poetic soul, but he does word-music the way my butt chews bubble gum. Plenty of things rhyme with "lungs" (tongues, rungs) and "gleaming" (seeming, streaming, dreaming) - however, NOTHING rhymes with "effulgent."

6.LibMax  Jul 28 2007
I love the character development for Xander in this episode. "I want, for once, to come out ahead - I want the Hellmouth to be workin' for me!" is possibly Xander's moral low point in the entire series. And we can see how cheap and rotten he feels, sitting there holding the candle while Amy casts the spell, but he goes through with it anyway. But he buys it all back twice in the episode - first when he doesn't even hesitate to do the noble thing when Buffy comes on to him (once he figures out that it's the spell), and then when he dives into the sea of homicidal females to rescue Cordelia.

It's also full of great comedy, as noted in MikeJer's review and the other comments. I think it's the first purely comic episode that works, a kind of comic savant in that ME didn't really get the purely comic episodes working properly otherwise until Season Four.

One thing I can't gloss over - the phlebotinum in the plot is very tight and consistent and makes sense in every detail. As hugely contrasted with the Season Seven episode which ripped this one off, Him. But in BBB, the spell fails perfectly for perfectly logical reasons. The center of the charm is the heart-shaped locket Xander gave Cordelia and demanded back. He thinks it symbolizes how little she cares for him, but in fact we know it symbolizes that she does care for him, even if she's too afraid to admit it. So, since the locket means the opposite of what Xander thinks it means, instead of focusing the effect of the spell on Cordelia it protects her and reflects the spell on everybody else who's female.

Likewise, Amy warned Xander that a love spell has to be gone into with pure intent, and Xander sneered "I intend revenge - pure as the driven snow." That's the source of the homicidal backspin on the spell. Xander didn't want Cordelia to fall in love with him so that he could have her, he wanted to reject her and make her suffer. So at the first hint of rejection, the spell sours into violent rage, beginning with Buffy. Xander was really a dead duck until Amy breezed in and turned the proceedings into a chickfight. Giles in turn rescued Xander from Amy and Jenny, but eventually all the gals turned on Xander just like Buffy did.

Neat to see that even in a comic episode, logic and consistency mattered.

Oh, one more little thing, I like the shot at the end of the scene when Xander blackmails Amy. The way it's framed when Amy looks around him at Cordelia, it's almost as if she's some evil thing that's just popped out of his chest a la Alien.

7.buffyholic  Oct 14 2007
One of the most funny episodes of the entire series. I´m laughing like crazy everytime. What I love the most is Buffy with the raincoat and the girl mob. It´s so funny to see that even the lunch lady is affected.

8.Plain Simple  Nov 14 2007
As we find out later in the series (it might even be in Angel the Series) Spike was a failed poet in his pre-vampire time, which makes his 'lungs' remark even funnier in retrospect.

9.Andrew  Jan 11 2008
Damn good. I actually think this is my favourite episode so far (yes, I haven't watched Buffy 'till now. Sue me). Halloween, School Hard, and the previous episode, Phases, all give it a run for it's money, though.
The scene in Xander's bedroom with him and Willow was just brilliant. But I think my absolute favourite bit was Amy casting the spell to turn Buffy into a rat- she sounds and looks so cool while doing it. It's also nice that, instead of getting up, pointing her arms at Buffy, and casting the spell, she begins casting it while still down, and gets up ready to point at Buffy at it's completion. This is eminently sensible.

10.Bill  Feb 8 2008
I think you are missing the point with your one minus. The way in which Xander is treated is actually completely realistic, not just for Xander, but also for the classic cool person dating the very uncool person and they break-up scenario. But there are a few reasons why the reactions that Xander gets fit perfectly,

1) Xander is known, but not for the reasons he wants to be known. As the first three years show he is very well known at his school for being a giant joke. He thinks he's being funny and he tries to hide behind his attempt to be the class clown, but at the end of the day he fails in that regard as well. His fellow students don't regard him as the class clown, they view him as truly pathetic, and this plays out in all his interactions with other students, especially the popular ones where he is always the butt of the joke.

2) Cordelia is incredibly well known, and the Prom Queen figure slumming it with one of the most pathetic figures in the school would be known by just about everyone. It doesn't matter what Cordelia sees in Xander, because all the rest of the school sees is the most popular girl in school with the biggest loser in the school. That doesn't make sense to them, and leads to the reactions.

This brings us to the reactions, all of the above adds to what you get, fellow students laughing at and mocking Xander. The break-up was initialized by Cordy and this further proves to the students that Xander is a loser, and that this is just one more case of him showing just how big of a loser he can be. Not only was he dumped, but he was dumped on Valentine's Day. In that situation, at any school in America, someone like Xander would be mocked and ridiculed for all he is worth, because that is how the high school social strata operates.


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