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TED (2x11)

A review by Mikelangelo "MikeJer" Marinaro

Writer(s): David Greenwalt and Joss Whedon
Director: Bruce Seth Green
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This is a difficult episode to review because it is literally a perfect episode (and would have scored a 100) until Ted reactivated and came back to attack Buffy. It's such a shame that the ending completely negates all the powerful stuff that was being covered before it. It turns it into an almost meaningless and mediocre stand-alone episode. If Buffy had really killed a human and the rest of the episode continued to deal with the fallout of that, I would have been one happy camper. What we got instead is a grave disappointment, but one that still has some value.

It all begins with Buffy coming home and finding this 'guy' making out with her mother. She has an amusing reaction to this sight. I really like seeing more of Joyce's social life. She keeps her affairs to herself most of the time, but I like them trying to give her character some more depth. Anyway, Buffy doesn't like seeing her mom dating someone at all and decides to take out her anger and fear on an unsuspecting vampire, who she beats to a bloody pulp. This behavior is reminiscent of Faith when she arrives in Faith, Hope, and Trick (3x03). She beats a vampire to a bloody pulp as well and Buffy knows, from her experience here, that there's something bothering Faith. I really like this kind of character development.

A little later we see Buffy and Angel getting on with the smoochies. Angel also asks her an important question. He asks, "Do you have somebody else in mind? There's a guy out there that would satisfy you?" referring to her mother's men. She answers, "My dad?" I really feel sorry for Buffy because she really misses her dad, regardless of the reason why her parents divorced. Sniff, sniff.

I really enjoyed the minature golf scene. It's really nice to see the group and Joyce all together, and in daylight for once. I also love how creepy the atmosphere turns when Ted catches Buffy cheating and threatens to slap her face. This leads to the rough dinner scene where Buffy finds out that Ted might ask her mom to marry him soon. She is disgusted and says that if it happened she'd feel like killing herself. Wow. I feel Buffy acted very appropiate under the circumstances though.

All of that is setup for the big bedroom diary scene where Ted threatens to show Buffy's mom her diary. He hits her which enables her to lay the ass kicking on him. She takes it to far considering she thinks he's human, though, and appears to have killed him. 'Killing' Ted shocks the shit out of Buffy, and appropiately so. In the following police 'interrogation' scene we discover what's underneath Buffy's Slayer exterior: a very scared girl. I love how this shows that when it comes to emotional and personal issues Buffy is just as heartbroken and weak as any teen would be if placed in that situation. This whole sequence of events leads to the wonderful bout of acting by SMG when she tells her mom, "I didn't mean to do it," and starts to break down in tears. This little scene is powerful. SMG's acting is really great all episode long as well. In fact, all the acting in this episode is spot on and believable, including the guest star John Ritter.

Now, if the episode had stayed on this course it would have been a home run, but instead things go back to being predictable when Ted is discovered to be a robot who marries women then locks them in a closet in his house until they die. This plot development ruined what could have been a powerful milestone for the series. Buffy gets off the hook for killing a human which completely undermines the episode's potency. It's a real shame they didn't take advantage of this opportunity.

So now we're back into plot mediocrity territory and there's still some problems. Buffy once again gets knocked out incredibly easily by someone. Sigh. Also, there is no way anyone in the 50's could construct a robot with that kind of sophistication. It'd be stretching it to have a plot where there's a robot like that made today. The episode ends with Buffy saving the day and actually killing robot Ted. Yawn. This is a solid episode, but my disappointment over the squashed potential kind of looms heavily above the rest of the stuff in here. To be fair, though, it's still very entertaining and very well acted.


Minor Pros/Cons (+/-)
+  Willow's gleeful squeal at the thought of getting an expensive computer upgrade for free.
+  Giles still caring about Jenny and checking in on her after what happened back in The Dark Age (2x08).
+  Xander's compliment towards Coredlia gets responded with insults.
+  Swingset scene. "Here, vampires!"
+  Jenny accidentally shooting Giles with an arrow.
+  Great makeup on Ted after Buffy whacks him with a frying pan which cuts off a chunk of his synthetic skin and shows the machine underneath.
+  Giles and Jenny finally make up and are in kissing territory now.
-  Why did Buffy seem to 'let' Ted kick her unconcious?

Foreshadowing
  • After Buffy thinks she killed Ted she puts on overhauls and mopes around school. She also wears (possibly the same) overhauls back in Inca Mummy Girl (2x04) when she has to be the Slayer instead of going to a dance, in Becoming Pt. 2 (2x22) when she skips town after killing Angel, and in Helpless (3x12) when she temporarily loses her Slayer powers. It seems she only puts them on when she feels sad and alone.

Quotes
BUFFY:   No, not thinking. Having a lot of happy non-thoughts.

BUFFY:   Vampires are creeps.
GILES:   Yes, that's why one slays them.
BUFFY:   I mean, people are perfectly happy getting along, and then vampires come, and they run around and they kill people, and they take over your whole house, they start making these stupid little mini pizzas, and everyone's like, 'I like your mini pizzas,' but I'm telling you, I am...

WILLOW:   (giggles) He's a clean clown! (gets stares from the others) I have my own fun...

TED:   Buffy, your mother and I are taking it one step at a time. And if things go the way I hope, maybe someday soon I just might ask her to tie the knot. How would you feel about that?
BUFFY:   I'd feel like killing myself.

GILES:   No, no, really, I, uh, I don't think it went in too deep. The... advantages of layers of tweed. Better than kevlar.

Score
80 /100
B
A bit flawed, but otherwise very good. There's a lot of intelligence, character relevance, and/or fun here, but a few nagging problems keep it from rising higher.

Awards
  • Biggest Disappointment in S2

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Comments (14)

1.Latoya  May 1 2007
"He's a clean clown." I don't know why but I was laughing just as much as Willow when she said that. I'm smiling while I write. :)

Knowing that Buffy's parents put her in a mental institution for 3 weeks against her will simply for being a vampire slayer makes that bedroom scene with Buffy and Ted so much more believable and sad for Buffy. He threatened to tell her mom that she was writing about being a slayer in her diary and basically telling her that her mom will think she is crazy and put her away. That must have terrified her so much. The thought that she might go back or that she would have to relive the memory of what her parents, her mom, did to her.

2.MrB  May 12 2007
mikejer:
"If Buffy had really killed a human and the rest of the episode continued to deal with the fallout of that, I would have been one happy camper."

This is a problem of seeing the show after the fact. During the original run, it had not built the foundation to handle this kind of issue yet.

This is before Surprise/Innocence, Passions, Becoming 1&2, Bad Girls/Consequences, The Body, The Gift, all of sesaon 6, Selfless, etc.

Without any build-up, in a stand-alone episode, taking on "real" death would have been very difficult to say the least.


3.mikejer  May 12 2007
While that may be true, it doesn't make this episode feel like anything less than a cheat at the end. I think it's best to not go to the "I killed a human" place unless one's willing to go all the way with it. Just imo, of course. :)

4.MrB  May 13 2007
I agree with you on the cheat. It felt like that in first run. They killed a "guy" , then the basically said "only kidding."

It seemed like they weren't *quite* ready to do the dark stuff completely yet. Like with "Lie to Me" and "Dark Ages", they were still playing around the edges with this, and not dealing with it head on. That would change, though, wouldn't it?

5.Barbara  Jul 9 2007
I remember watching this for the first time and crying along with Buffy because she thought she had killed a man. It was during the police interrogation and also the scene with her, Xander and Willow in school. Also the one when Joyce didn't want to talk about it.

Anyway, even though Ted was a machine, I don't see how it doesn't creat an even bigger gap in the mom and daughter relationship. I mean, maybe it's just me, but if my mom was going out with someone and he threatened to hit me and I told my mom and she didn't believe me that would put a serious dent in our relationship. Maybe it was because Buffy knew she was being drugged, I don't know.

Also, I think the reason he was able to knock her out is either one of two reasons...or it could be both. If you watch closely Buffy hadn't been eating anything because she didn't want to eat anything Ted had cooked. And if you remember when she finds her mom dead and then at the hospital with Dawn and the vampire, she had a hard time fighting, because she was tired and had been grieving. Buffy was definitly grieving in this episode.

6.LibMax  Aug 10 2007
Re: Buffy getting knocked out by Ted. Ted's a robot. It's not necessarily valid to assume that he's no stronger than a human man of the same size. He hadn't demonstrated any extraordinary strength previously, but he hadn't needed to. Both April (I Was Made To Love You) and the Buffybot were as strong as or stronger than Buffy herself.

Re: the sophistication of the robot Ted. Well, I guess in a show about vampires and witches and such, they hoped we would suspend our disbelief. It might help to think of it as techno-magic, or "Weird Science."

7.LibMax  Aug 10 2007
Re: that cheating plot. There's no getting around the fact that the revelation that Ted is a robot, and therefore Buffy didn't really kill anybody, feels like a copout. But it's a tricky situation. I think they were right to raise the issue of how dangerous a Slayer can be and how bad things can get if she lets her temper get the better of her. But, as others have pointed out, it would practically have had to be the season arc (and a real bummer of a season arc) if they had gone through with it and let real human Ted be really dead.

There's no way they could have handled a story twist like that in a single episode, or even a two-parter. Frankly, I'm not sure it could ever have been redeemed at all. Faith ultimately had to go to jail for a couple of years, although she did kill an additional person (two, if you count the Box of Gavrok courier). Wouldn't the rest of BTVS have been about Buffy's atonement - kind of like Angel (the series)? Is that what we wanted?

So then, should they have done it at all? Should they have raised the issue? I think it was important that they did. The problem I have with When She Was Bad is that they hinted around at how bad a reckless, selfish, self-indulgent slayer might be without really showing us what they meant. Ted showed us what they meant. And it gave Buffy something important to think about, another reason to behave herself besides staying in the good graces of Giles and her mother and keeping her student record clean (increasingly hopeless under the reign of Snyder).

Of course they addressed all these issues in Season Three with Faith. But I think that would have been an awful cop-out too, if Buffy had never got her hands dirty at all. If it had been as simple as good-Slayer, bad-Slayer. I was constantly reminded of Ted throughout the Season Three Faith arc.

Some have complained that Buffy should have told Faith about Ted, and she should have, but I don't think it's a writing gaffe that she didn't. I think Buffy was never quite willing to lower herself that much in her relationship with Faith. She held that back, for reasons that changed as her relationship with Faith changed. I always felt that that omission in particular was a big part of the sense she had and we had that she had failed Faith, that she had let her go bad when she might have done more to stop it. Of course, that's all subtext, but I think it's there nevertheless. YMMV.

8.Austin  Aug 20 2007
I am unsure of how they would have handled it if Ted had really been killed. Giles seems ready to forgive Buffy on account that the slayer does so much fighting that there is sure to be an accident sooner or later, and the council would no doubt have been void of any objections. The rest of the characters confound me, I find it interesting that Joyce is ready to defend Buffy from that law, evern after she killed her boyfriend.

9.buffyholic  Oct 13 2007
What realy gets me in this episode is the fact that Joyce doesn´t believe Buffy (her own daughter). Sure she was being drugged but still, that hurts Buffy a lot. Believing in Ted and not her daughter is really sad and a little unnerving.

10.gabrielleabelle  Nov 6 2007
Likewise, when I first watched this episode I felt gypped by the 4th act (when it's revealed that Ted's a robot). It felt like (and was) a copout for the drama that was going on.

But, LibMax brings up very good reasons why it had to be done that way. This was supposed to be a one-off episode. They obviously wanted to tiptoe in and explore some of these deeper issues without having to deal with the aftermath throughout the rest of the season (probably for the best).

11.Bill  Feb 9 2008
The main reason this episode falls flat for me, and the entire Faith season 3 storyline never really pulls me in is the writers inability to follow their own rules. They make all these speeches in commentaries and interviews about how their heroes never kill humans without facing consequences. Yet in episodes before this Buffy has killed a human, she will kill humans later on, Willow kills a human, as does Giles, and so does Angel (while still with a soul). They all kill humans and face little to no consequences for their actions, yet all of a sudden here and in season 3 with Faith we are supposed to completely forget about all of those instances and buy that this is such a serious transgression. The writers are usually great, but in regards to this issue they dropped the ball completely, in many instances.

12.mikejer  Feb 9 2008
Bill, when did Buffy unequivocally kill a human in episodes before this?

The fact that Willow, Giles, and Angel kill humans after S3 is a completely different story and is entirely consistent with the growth/personality of those characters. The only character in the series that truly has a problem killing humans is Buffy. It doesn't really matter what the writers say in commentaries, even though that sometimes helps color are opinion. What matters is what we see on screen. Willow killing a human was a huge deal and there was much anguish and discussion of trying to stop her from doing it (see "Villains"). Giles killing Ben to rid the world of Glory entirely fits his character as well. Same goes for the instances where Angel kills humans on his own show. All these people are not Buffy -- she's the only one with a huge problem killing humans, but even she starts to bend on that as she grows up and her view of the world begins to mature and change.

All in all, I really don't see any inconsistency here.

13.Bill  Feb 9 2008
Buffy killed the zoo keeper in The Pack, and this was just glossed over. Whether he was possessed by an animal spirit or not is inconsequential, because he was still a human and Buffy threw him into the hyena cage where he was killed. Yes, the Hyena's may have killed him, but it was Buffy's actions that led to his death. There were further instances post-Ted, and I will revisit this topic when I get to those because I can't remember the specifics of those cases, but as I am currently mid-season 2 I will talk about them when I get to them.

Whether or not the actions of the characters fits their characters is not the point. The writers early on established the thematic that the heroes don't take human life without their being some sort of serious consequence. Consequences are the key, they crafted an entire storyline about one character needing to face the consequences for killing a human, yet in all other instances they gloss over and the hero characters face zero consequences whatsoever. Willow would be the perfect example, because trying to stop her from committing the act has nothing to do with her facing consequences for when she actually finishes the act.

I agree about the writers opinions not being the end all and be all, I am very much of the "interpretation of the art is all that matters" mindset. But, in this case I believe the writers comments combined with the very clear thematic they put forth during the show are inconsistent with what we actually see on screen.

14.kitty  Jul 24 2008
I agree with Bill that Buffy did throw the zookeeper to hyena cage, there was no way he could have survived and Buffy knew it when she was throwing him to that direction. The zookeeper was a bad guy (and possessed) but still a guy. He shouldn't have been thrown to the hyena cage, he should have been knocked unconcious. Buffy didn't even contemplate on that afterwards, don't you think she should have?
On regards of Ted - I agree with those who think it would have been "overkill" to make him human. Buffy would have had to deal with this the rest of S2 (and onwards). But what I think is that this period where she thought she really had killed a human with her slayer force would have had to make her contemplate on the issue and maybe have some impact on how she treated Faith.
And when we compare The Pack with Ted there there is certain inconsistency here. She shouldn't have thrown the zookeeper to the hyena cage or she should have addressed the issue afterwards.


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